Hey Cred Forums, it's me, Marty Mcfly

Hey Cred Forums, it's me, Marty Mcfly.

You might not know this, but I love videogames. In fact, I love them so much, I stole Doc's time machine and traveled to 2016 to see how games progressed.

Help me out, will ya? How have games been since 1985?

They're great!

Oh, there's been "progress" alright.

Wild Gunman never gets a sequel.

You still use your hands.

They got "progressive", that much I can tell you.

telltale made some games about you.

You just landed in the alternate evil timeline, go back whence you came from before it's too late and forget everything you saw here.

Instead of flying cars and hooverboards we have genderqueers and transniggers.

You already made this thread, what the fuck?

i fucked your niece

Seriously shit.

Unless you traveled back in time to the day he made it initially

Michael J. Fox plays one hell of a tambourine. Because of Parkinson's.

MARTY, IT'S YOU! THANK GOD.

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK, WE REALLY MESSED UP THIS TIME!

Your kids Marty! Your kids!

Your daughter marries a black man, you have stop stop it!

Its been up and down

Currently on a down trend

This is heavy

I'm fine with that, Doc

Look out Marty, Docs coming for you...

More like Marty Cuckfly tbqh

Do not film BTTF3, whatever you do.

OH MY GOD ITS RADICAL LARRY

MEME MAGIC IS REAL

I remember this thread from yesterday!!!!

It was fooken EPIC!!

You no longer have to use your hands like a baby's toy.

I cannot even think about Back to the Future without the adventures of Doc and Mharti in my head and how he needed to suck his balls.

I liked BTTF3, though

he developed parkinsons from the filming of that, no joke

You can't develop parkinsons as a result of something, it's a genetic defect.

came here to post this

I never watched the films until recently, was going through a rough time and wanted to see something easygoing i could share with my mother.
Was surprised by how great they were.

PARKINSONS

AHA! THERE YOU ARE MARTY

SHUT UP MOTION CONTROL IS THE FUTURE

>Doc and Mharti
I still think we could get Christopher Lloyd and Michael J Fox to play live action Rick and Morty.

Yea, mind letting me borrow that hover board for a bit. Mine's kinda... broken, Marty.

Oh shit Doc, watch the fuck out or you'll get ISIS'd again!

You will love the Wii

FUCK

YOUR

MOM

YOU FAG

Getting better every year! I sure feel bad for all those kids in the early days who had to endure that pixelated mess they called video games back then. And to move only side to side, boy, that must have been awful. Thank the gods games have evolved beyond that.

Did someone call for the doc?

>gif
You ain't tricking me

That's nasty bruh

Games suck now

If you film cancer, then you get gene-cancer.

Ebin memes.
Also what was wrong with BttF3 other than basically being a tacked on sequel that wasn't needed at that point?
Is it because it went too much into comedy territory?

>what was wrong with BttF3
Clara
She ruined what should have been Marty's and Doc's last adventure together

Still an ok movie just imo just a bit disappointing

If it wasn't for the timewarpey futurefuckups that would happen, I would've gone full Freud there.

i dunno, give me your jacket from teen wolf

Ehh I think she was a necessary addition to actually give Doc a reason for closure. Marty had his waifu but Doc was alone.

You best get your ass back in that time machine and go forwards until they find a cure for parkinson's

The train was stupid

I like to believe WILD GUNS in an unofficial sequel to it, if that game was playable with zapper, it'd be the shit. (Or at least a bit more than it already is).

Thanks doc

How was it stupid? It made perfect sense to get out of there. Unless you mean the CGI time machine train in the last minute of the film in which case I agree.

thanks doc

If you could steal his DeLorean, how much people would you kill in the past to make a better today?

I meant the latter

>to make a better today?

You cannot forsee the consequences of such actions user.

There's too many games on deep sales all the time everywhere. I can't feel the days of buying 1 game at ebgames and making that my "It" game for a whole month.

Marty save yourself, go back to a time before steam/gog/digital sales in generale existed. I can't feel that feel anymore, aw shit here it comes another bundle...aaaaaaah

Hey Mcfly, give your kid a message for me

I miss Michael J Fox doing stuff. The only man who made being a manlet cool.

meme?

>meme
>he never watched Back to the Future 2
what's wrong with you? You were supposed to rewatch it last year

>posts a cock
>not a chick

Poor Marty, if only he knew how cucked 2016 was

>steal time machine from time travelling old man
>go back in time
>find your beta father
>decide to be his friend and help him get together with your mom
>accidently fuck your mom
>stay with her
>become your own father
>realize that you were only born because you thought your dad-you was too beta to get the girl
>impersonate the retard friend of yours
>make your kid-you believe you are all beta
>he eventually goes back in time befriends the beta-friend and it comes full circle
>realize your existence is effectively a time paradox, because you only exist because of time travel, but there is nobody to build one
>dedicate your life building a time machine, this will take all of your energy
>go back to have it stolen by your younger self, so he can go back in time and become his own father and dedicate his life building the same time machine, that his son will have already used before that point
>you stand there now an aged man, went back in time twice and you realize, now that your time machine was stolen by your grandson-self you have basically nothing accomplished in life and you're too old now to build another time machine.
>commit suicide

fuck you man

>Marty Mcfly
Who?

Are you to stupit to understand whom they are?

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