What's in the box Cred Forums?

What's in the box Cred Forums?

Hopefully Weight Watchers

Urmum's ass which tastes like shit.

!!

IM SO HAPPY

Hopefully Gweneth Paltrow's head.

>happy with buying blu-ray player
kek

DRAGON DILDOS
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>no dragon dildo
what a shame

Rise of Iron story is short.

Enjoy your actual exclusives and backwards compatibility, pleb.

n-nice user

but i can game in 4k user

yeah, in terrible blurry upscaling

Lemme tell you what.

>spend about $340 on this
>get Halo shit for free
>get destiny with all DLC for free

When was the last time Sony was this nice to players.

better then
>1080p

>I can upscale to 4K!

A fifth finger for your muppet ass hand?

>better then
>1080p

no, no its not

>get destiny with all DLC for free
>a good thing

>When was the last time Sony was this nice to players.

never, get a PC

>get Halo shit for free
>get destiny with all DLC for free
But why wouldn't you get good games?

I already do user,

>i5 6600k
> gtx1070 sli
>32gb ram
>4k monitor

Ball status = Dropped into the Mariana trench

now im just confused

why did you even get the console in the first place

>halo 2
>not GOAT game of all time
shigged and digged friend

>500gb

Good luck installing more than 6 games on that fucking thing. Too bad you can't play the game without installing it on the harddrive of the xbone.

halo and destiny

you have to install any game on any system to play it, on PC, PS4, and Xbox. Why is this such a big thing?

Normally I'm disappointed if it isn't dragon dildos, but after the last unboxing thread where user posted his ruined anus, I'm not.

>halo and destiny
halo is now on pc and destiny is shit

>xbone s
Well thats nice user, I hope you have f-
>destiny

funny lol, he was my cousin.

UPS is giving him a new one.

its the best game ever made

nigga that's some of the weakest bait i've ever seen

A new anus? Or a new dragon dildo?

>lol, he was my cousin.

>its the best game ever made

max b8

no his graphics card
its a fun game. i have fun playing it

Solid purchase OP, enjoy

>It's Shrek!
>I'm so happy!

I hope you enjoy your video games my friend. :)

you mean video game, no plural

Halo is and has always been trash, user.

I'm sorry that you are underage and started gaming with the Xbox.

What is an external hard drive. Seriously it's plug and play at this point

But I see multiple in that picture? Destiny, Halo 5 and Halo collection.

You have to have gotten farts as punishment from your mama's ass as she squatted down and teabagged you not to enjoy Halo

Or, played FPS games on PC for years before Halo came out.

Which is what I did.

OP covenant slayer is awesome

>Console fps

more fun on a console