Games that you will absolutely never be able to download or buy

Xtreme tanks madness was so much god damn fun

His sister made him take nude pictures of her and that traumatized him so much he moved back home and deleted his youtube.

Taewol's Slayers

I miss it.

I could swear back when I had a Windows 95 we went to some computer store and bought some collection disk that had this game on there. At the same time, I was fairly young then, so maybe we just found out about it sometime after we bought that disk instead.

Wow that brings back some memories

Source? I can't seem to find anything about his absence

you can download SkiFree right this moment

i.imgur.com/1KRJPxm.jpg
i.imgur.com/yOaJhLm.jpg

What a faggot.

Some early 00s wildtangent game called Dark Orbit that was a top-down shooty game with upgrades and some RTS mechanics

there's some kind of MMO by the same name that's totally overwritten any mention of the game i played

>All these different stores and stands

Some pretty cool detail tbqh. I doubt the gameplay will be anything of note, though. This is from a person which is entranced by Bubsy 3D gameplay, and always on the same level

A complete non broken version of dong dong never die

Not even gonna lie, get me halfway drunk and I'd hit it

Wtf. how do you know he took the pics?

Who else would have taken the pictures? And why else would he move back home after those were taken?

right here my man

ski.ihoc.net/

Looks fun

Great taste. I played the shit out of that off some shareware cd

Sketchy. Well I hope he eventually comes back. I was looking forward to that documentary

>thw Ulillillia has lost all interest in video games and just goes on vacations with his normalfag friends on facebook.
Im glad he is happy and socializing at least. But I doubt he will ever finish PM.

How do you stay updated on him? I can't seem to find shit.

I follow him on facebook as Nick Smith. He has like 1200 friends but I dont think I can add him anymore. He posts every day almost.

I see. I guess he hasn't mentioned anything about the documentary or the game huh??

the documentary is long dead. Last he mentioned his game PM was on his life's goals list. But he also said video games are a losing interest to him.

>5+ years ago
>Only one person not involved in development played it
baka

>someone with literal OCD has broken free from this shithole before I did.

sort of. Uli still live with his parents in Minot ND. He is looking for work at Walmart right now. I admire how despite his ocd and shitty situation he still remains optimistic.

What the fuck. He's supposed to be the perfect autist. The kind that doesn't dress as a woman and grows taint vaginas, but the calmer kind that degreases pizza and puts dryer sheets over keyboards. He was our boy and now he's a fucking normie.

It hurts losing him, I really miss his youtube channel. Fuck.

I do find his videos oddly mesmerising. His platform masters is never gonna finish though.

a note to people ITT who wanted the documentary, the filmakers do still have the footage and a completed copy of the film, so if you actually want to see it then tell them to release it

He was never autistic tho. He still has ocd and its still fun to follow him on normiebook to see his adventures trying to function in society. He really functions quite well better than many anons.

but why?

shes a degenerate furry who write fanfics.

He made it to 30 without losing his virginity, so he already reached the level cap for wizard. Now he's multi-classing into normie.

If you truly love someone, user, you have to be willing to let them go.

Well, only four more years until I'm a wizard. Still no girlfriends, kisses, or Facebook account. I think I'm gonna make it.