Dead or Alive

TELL ME ABOUT NYOTENGU, WHY SHE SO fucking awful? Even Honoka is better than her.

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Is this the leadup to a low budget porn game? Because that pose and lack of animation outside of tit physics sure doesn't look like a proper console game.

I wouldn't mind seeing more though. A cheap boner is still a boner.

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Impregnating Kokoro and her mom!

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It seems like every weekend, I get drunk and play Smash in the veekend thread and F5 the obligatory half naked DOA girl thread.

Fuck yeah.

I like how people try to use Honoka as an insult when she's clearly the best girl ever made

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Any Marie Rose pics/videos?

I have a fetish for hot girls.

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nyo

Go away.

Random question because I haven't played any DOA games since DOA3, but have they actually killed off any characters?

you're looking for /d/

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lol no

Lisa is probably dead.

I want to give Honoka my d

Leave.

Honoka not realizing how sexy her body is just makes it that much more arousing.

Whoops, wrong version.

I LOVE MOMIJI

I'M GONNA MARRY MOMIJI

She wants to marry you too.

>Tecmo announces FTP DOA Last Round for Steam
>While the game is still an optimized mess
>Microtransactions up the ass, for both LR and X3
>Despite all of these cash grabs, half of the animations for X3 are copied and pasted from previous Xtreme games
>Marie and Honoka get in over OG characters like Tina and Leifang
>They probably won't actually improve any of the current DOA games until they start work on 6
>And that will mostly just be preparation for Xtreme 4

We're never going to get another true Ninja Gaiden game, will we? Hell, Tecmo's going to just pump out Musou and DOA until the end of time, aren't they?

I don't get why you guys like that bobcut so much. It feels unnatural, as if she's trying to cosplay Uma Thurman from Pulp Fiction.

It's called Nioh now.

What's wrong with Uma Thruman from Plup Fiction?

How does Nyo even compete? Honoka is the best

Living the dream, brother.

The other girls are great but I just love this cute tomboy.

Marie a shit though, that kid doesn't belong in a series about full-bodied women

I prefer her ponytail, not a huge fan of the bob cut.

we can be friends

I hate this game for what it represents. You know, lazy cashgrabs based on waifubait and sex with barely any gameplay, and what little there is of it is shit and grindy.

But I can't help but get chubs everytime I see it.

It's a conflicting relationship.

I just have a thing for bobcuts.

Also I only posted that picture since I got the feeling that user might not like it that much.

Bobs are awesome.

It works in real life, sometimes. Not so much on an anime character. It looks like one big chunk of hair glued on, like a 1950s housewife.

Oh, right. Isn't that supposed to be more Dark Souls, though?

>Marie a shit though

She'd be better if it wasn't so obvious that Tecmo put her in for the lolifags.

More pics like this that were also made as a focus on feet?

>She'd be better if it wasn't so obvious that Tecmo put her in for the lolifags.
That's not even true. Tecmo has said that once they created Marie, that she has been their most popular girl in the DOA franchise.

And why do you think she's so popular?

She was created to cater to that specific fetish.

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Short hair rules, sorry your a low-test beta

As you can see from this image, Nyotengu is not a goddess at all, just a being with cybernetic implants.

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Kasumi is having a stroke.

No.

I've only got Mila

That doesn't make any sense. If she was made for a certain fetish, she wouldn't be the MOST popular.

Fetish characters no doubt have some appeal. Look at Female Corrin in Smash Bros, and Juri in Street Fighter. Foot fetish people like them, but don't imply they are the most popular.

Marie has been stated as being the most popular by the damn company that makes the games. She isn't liked for a fetish, because that would mean the whole world is into underaged school girls.

Marie is actually bald.

Yes.

Also happy birthday Cred Forums

Put in 6 more lolis and I bet Marie's popularity would fall.

As a character what makes Marie better than anyone else on the cast? She's just as bland and stereotypical as everyone else.

No, stop suggesting ridiculous things.

1 hour left over here.

Hitomi's light map is still broken.

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>because that would mean the whole world is into underaged school girls.

I'm sure that this is true for men, even if they won't admit it.

Just use the PSP textures. No one will notice.

While I can understand your reasoning, consider this.

Prior to DOA5, most of the women had the same body type. So if you had to choose your most popular character and you were a lolifag, you'd just have to go with an arbitrary choice. So one would vote for Ayane, another for Lisa, and so on.

But when Marie was added, all those lolifags had an outlet to vote for. And soon the majority shifted, because more than half of those fans just wanted some underage puss the entire time.

So essentially, what said. Most of the DOA girls are built around some sort of fetish the viewers had. Lisa's the token ambiguously dark-skinned character, Honoka's the tittymonster, and Marie is the loli. And despite you guys knowing virtually nothing about her (aside from the possibility that she's Helena's maid), you're head over heels for her.

Tecmo half-assed their lighting. Deep down, all DOA girls are Saitama.

If they're not going to update these textures, do you think they're really going to add some more girls?

Hilarious, what else is there?

But it's fun!

Half of the characters have reflections on their inner lip

ENOUGH!

I love my PS Vita

That looks painful.

That looks nightmare worthy.

Vacation Selfie

>Tecmo won't do anything to fix this because you've already bought their newest release like mindless sheeple

Of course it's painful! It's bound to be when you keep saying things I don't want or like.

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benis in bagina

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Protip: Taking a picture of the girl's boobs causes her to cover her chest and bend over.

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I wonder if the guy that "married" kasumi still lurks this shithole

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I forgot that guy existed.

It's exactly like Dark Souls and nothing like Ninja Gaiden. Which is fine, but it's not going to scratch that itch.

STOP IT
this is not the power of the ps4
DELETE THIS

I think Hitomi managed to break some laws of physics here.

and this too

Hitomi really has to pee.

Hatesex when?

I've fapped to this pic like four times.

can't blame him tho, kasumi is perfect

I'm standing here in a seashell bikini and you want me to do what?

Do you mean between me and the Kausmi poster or between Ayane and Kasumi?

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guys when will we have a doa pregnant edition

Both although I'm only interested in seeing the latter.

It exists.

Well user, sorry to tell you but it wouldn't be very strong hatesex. At least not as intense if it were in the past.

where

how come there's no burning building behind her

Really really has to pee

It's gonna be too late.

Oh no this swimsuit is in immediate danger of falling off. Better hold my boobs instead of pulling up the strap.

Wait did they actually make up in DOA5?

And underrated.

She would make a great older sister.

Holy boobs.

Well not formally, but Ayane's intense hatred for Kasumi seems to have subsided a bit.

brunette super girl

Well then hatesex is still needed to smooth things over.

I want to impregnate Kasumi

Oh user, it'll still happen. It just won't be as rough if it were before 5.

Lewd.

But she doesn't make a great older sister, Ayane is kind of fucked up with all kinds of complexes.

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i'm disgusted

"games" that objectify women should be banned

Everyone in the village treated Ayane like shit though minus a very few of them were nice to her, Kasumi being one of them.

And besides I meant her being an older sister at her current age to a shota or something.

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A real man wouldn't bitch and moan about any of the girls. He would impregnate them all with equal love and passion.

I just got done fapping to it so that makes 6 times for me

Because it's hime cut lite.

Where would this shota come from?

And yeah Ayane had a bad draw, but I'm just saying that was not a very successful sibling relationship.

It really wasn't but it was hardly Kasumi's fault really.

It would be me preferably. Sweet /ss/ with your hot onee-san would be great.

>Dead or Alive: $500 dlc bad models no textures soft porn no gameplay EXTREME

Literally every thread

I'd be a lot more invested in DOA's story if Hayate were a cute shota instead of the blandest motherfucker ever.

What're you talking about? Don't you like Yuri Lowenthal?

Oh, I've never actually heard the English dub.

But no.

Is there DOA /ss/? Does Eliot count?

Well, you have Eliot for all your DoA /ss/ needs.

Not really, he's just more of a twink than anything else.

>No deltoids

0/10 needs lateral raises

I'd think the lack of biceps is more concerning.

god the tans in this game are awful. She looks like cancer

I love how the first things Cred Forumsirgins think of when they see a tan is either poop or cancer.

>not niggers

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>see black person
>fantasize about poop

Cred Forums is filled with coprophiliacs.

anyone else horny?

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Not really.

what's good to help the boners?

didn't know hitomi could fly

Nah, the triceps are larger than the biceps are. And he might not be flexing in that picture.

Oddly, he seems to have deltoids on his right side, so apparently one of his arms is more muscular than the other.

No, but I do want to flip Ayane's skirt.

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The arms are a bit weirdly modeled, but it's a porn sequence anyway. He drops the towel to flex, then Christie comes in and takes him to the other girls and humping ensues.

>remember playing original doax with friend way back when
>his favorite girl was christie
>decide to show him 3
>first thing he asks is if christie is in it.
didn't realize he had a waifu all these years

Source?

i'm glad i don't have this game.
i don't think i'd get anything done

That's kind of funny.

e-hentai, galleries, search Eliot, look for "Eliot's new bod"

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>you will never relax at the beach while Ayane casually sucks your dick

which bikini babe should I stare at?

All of them.

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ok.

Let's say I wanted the full DoA experience, DoA5 and DoAX3. Assuming I do not pirate the former, how much does this game cost?

I bet Ayane would give amazing handjobs.

I like her a lot.

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Should I tug to her?

I want to fill her womb to the brim with my semen.

More than once Ayane's boobs have almost tempted me to waste money on this game
It's almost like they have hypnotic properties or something

I just play some LR if I ever get that urge.