Meanwhile, in Kanto Cred Forums

Meanwhile, in Kanto Cred Forums...

user's fat ass is blocking the way

Fucking Unovabortions pieces of shit.

>be Kantocunt
>not even allowed to open carry Pokemon

Pokemon is now old enough to fuck

>there are STILL people who don't know you can skip Seafoam Islands by going south from Pallet Town after you get Surf

>main ocean path is blocked
>either have to be a Pokemon trainer or travel cross-reigion just to get to pallet
Whoever is in charge needs to suck a dick

>go to Kanto on vacation
>poison types everywhere
>gate guards refuse to let me pass because they're thirsty
>TWO Snorlax blocking the way to Fuchsia
>Golbat and Chansey can't evolve for some reason
>TMs break after one use
>no Move Deleter
>rumors of a Reality-Warping Block that seem to be true
>Shitty Manlet Exeggutor that aren't Dragons
Remind me why people think Kanto isn't 3rd World?

If someone were to put the whole safari zone view on this map,
I wonder how much room the SS Anne would have to leave?

Wait a fucking minute. Did they put the SS Anne in a lake?

holyshit they did

The bike has a bridge, there was a whole episode about it and how jessie and james used to be in a biker gang
Why do I remember that

>Be a truck driver
>Weird cat-fetus things keep trying to nap under my car hood

It's bad enough this damn country doesn't have any paved roads, now I gotta hose off all the blood on my truck when I forget to bang on the hood

Because that episode was boss

In the anime maybe. In the game that road is clearly at sea level

The two roads on the far left and far right are on land, meaning its still something blocking the way

They actually put the SS Anne in a fucking lake

This region is so fucking small.
Fuck the peace treaty, lets annex Johto

No, it just goes underneath the cycling road, which is a bridge.

Are you the guy I saw trying to drive a truck on a 50sqft. island? Quite frankly I'm not sure cat fetuses are your biggest problem.

Sinnoh region hijacking this thread
Seriously fuck this region and fuck kanto. Sinnoh was attached to gen 4 that made me quit pokemon and kanto is the most boring as fuck region in pokemon.

These threads are proof that Cred Forums is reddit.

>hating on the best region

What the hell did Sinnoh ever do to you to deserve such shit taste?

Remember that time when we had a new Champion for like 5 minutes?

I heard it was because his name was too vulgar to put into public record

>catch a Zubat
>raise him like a bro, evolves to Golbat
>seems to want to evolve again but somehow can't
>go online
>find out there IS a pokemon called Crobat and it's all over the world
>But for some reason MINE can't evolve

What is this fucking bullshit

>Big boring center area
>Game goes by super slow when you get deeper into the plot with bad guys team, coughs* involves the big boring center area*
>Also the post elite4 was a stepdown from battlefrontier
>Gen 4 also ran slow as balls

The FRLG remakes were so awful.
>That nugget bridge built directly over land
>cycle path being a landmass and not a bridge that the SS Anne can pass under
>the entire rock tunnel map

So, guys, I've been playing X-Mon: Enemy Unown lately, and I'm having a lot of trouble with these fucking Thin Deoxys. How do I kill them before they fuck up my squad's shit?

platinum fixed almost all of that

>Not enjoying a long adventure through the comfiest pokemon game
>hating the post elite 4

Hoenn = Unova > Sinnoh > Johto >Kanto = Kalos

Looks almost exactly the same as it did in Red and Blue. I think cycling Road being a suspension bridge was purely an Anime thing

I can respect this opinion

!

>Unova at the top of the list
No. Not even as a joke.

Johto was a pretty tight region though.
>Old town with morty gym leader
>That hard to get to town with Claire
>whirl islands

I guess it's just nostalgia that gen 2 was the gen that I got into pokemon. Kinda weird being part of that age group that doesn't remember gen 1 a whole lot but really played pokemon starting with gen 2. Seems everyone either was gen 1 or younger and got in with gen 3

It was never not supposed to be a suspension bridge. How else would the boats ever get out?

Johto > Hoenn > Unova > Kanto > Kalos > Sinnoh

It's a bridge retard

Which has nothing to with it being a remake and everything to do with Gamefreak fucking up the first time

Huh, never really thought about that

Probably because it seems sort of like a waste to me. Might as well go through and obtain the items and experience.

I'd like Sinnoh more if HMs didn't exist. Mt Coronet is only annoying because of them.