This is Lara the Tomb Raider

This is Lara the Tomb Raider.

Say something nice to her.

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

You are really cute Lara

>Lara
Nice try, Laura. Go away.

Your games suck. Always have, always will. Old&new.
>tfw bought rise of the shitraider for a sale and couldnt even finish it due to the mindnumbing boredom it offered
I wish they would swap out her voice actor too, she is SO fucking irritating to listen to and her character is such a one dimensional "I'll help! I'll do whatever I can to you random people that I really have no reason to even help at this point!"
She and her shitty games can fuck off.

You're a better Lara Croft than the travesty that was in TR 2013 aka the Reboot.

You looked better in 2013

I can't bring myself to finish RotR and I beat TR2013 in one sitting

oi would you loike a cup a tee?

Something nice to her

>This is Lara the Tomb Raider
No, she's not.

I enjoy Studio-Pirrate's rapefics of you.

sorry they couldn't render a mastectomy in engine

every game past 4 sucked

Ebin

What does that sort of FOV even achieve? You don't even have a big ass closeup on Lara's ass.

What does even that resolution achieve other than being able to circlejerk on r/pcmasterace? Are you seriously playing on a tiny tiny ass 20:10 22" monitor creaming yourself about the resolution on such tiny tiny cuck monitor?

IMAGINE the drama of a vulnerable laura croft, still persisting in her worldly ventures despite her illness

stop giving ubisoft ideas

I pirated her and only played 30 minutes

is the game good?

it'd take some fleshing out (no pun intended) but I think it would give the gaming world a big shock

i want to raid your womb.

You can do this, Lara!

LAEA YOU ARE CUTE

>people actually prefer the blow-up doll Lara over this cutie

you raid tombs good

No, that's Laura the BBC raider

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REMOVE LAURA AND BRING BACK LARA

I am sorry I sucked at certain parts of your game and got you killed in horrible ways a couple of times.
>it really hurt me btw

what did the british channel do to her?

She looks exactly like my first crush...
I can't bring myself to play the modern games.

you have dsl.

>saying something nice to someone who's into choke sex

Underworld is bae.

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