Do you have any friends who are into video games?

I was homeschooled from third grade so I made some really good friends from homeschooling social groups. There's like 4 that I've known for 8ish years now and are still my best friends. They all like video-games, light gaming like Skate or CoD in the background is pretty common while unwinding and drinking/smoking. I feel really fortunate, we've been through so much together.

or nintendo games

Got a friend of mine into playing Pokemon Emerald. He'd only played Pokemon GO so I lent him my GBA:SP and Emerald to play while he went on holiday. He's having a really good time playing it which was suprising seeing as he's solely into shooters and has never played a JRPG before.

I tried to get the same friend to play PSO:BB with me a few weeks back and the first thing he said as he joined the game was "This is AIDS".

sauce?

My bf and I play games together, mostly old stuff. Donkey Kong, Turtles in Time, Battle toads. Local two player is rare to find in new games.

meant for

My friend and I get drunk/high and play Smash64.

It's pretty fun. We just trash talk each other a lot.

>find out my bestfriend used to exclusively play bots in LoL
>i did the same thing
>were both turbo autists
feels good.

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Wish i had a black weeb friend. The people in my life are so boring...

>reinstall gmod other day
>find a neat ttt server
>add it to favorites
>join the server again today
>couple of guys welcome me back
What is this feeling

My friend and I play Overwatch after swimming practice

>pic
what a good friendship

Used to play tons of League, was on it every day. I was playing one day and met this random dude who decided to duo top with me. We ended up fucking shit up and becoming friends. Started playing every single day with one another, skyped all the time. This goes on for about 8 months and were pretty good bro's. I always go to him with advice and vice versa.
I stopped playing league for a time because of work and other things. We still talk all the time he always talks to me if hes been drinking and is down or just down in general. One day I hit him up to play and he says sure He can find time tomorrow to play and that it will be fun since its been awhile.

The next day I get a message from his brother that he hung himself in his backyard. It was so sudden that no one expected it. He never talked about suicide ever. I stopped playing league after. Getting back into it into the same roll he used to play, been depressed so it helps lift my mood. I guess the good story here is that even though hes gone his memory is happy yet solemn and reminds me of good vidya times

Same guy.

I used to have 2 friends come round and we'd play Brawl together. One of my friends was quite good at Brawl and we'd get super competitive when we played, shouting at each other, trash talking, shaking hands. The other friend was just playing for fun and she'd just laugh as me and the other friend were raging at each other. Was a good time.

I don't know what you're expecting. We aren't anything spectacular.

>you will never cum inside a black manpussy.
After he provided paper proving he doesn't have AIDS, of course.

When I started living alone I happened to learn that one of my high school friends lived in the same town as I did, so we planned to spend the evening at my placeand play vidya and drink beer and wine . I called him from the videogame shop andasked him what kind of coop game I should pick, when I noticed that Rayman Origins just came out. We played it for monthes, most of the time drunk.

Being totally in sync with an other player while running after those damn treasure chest, totally drunk and barrely aware of what's going on on screen is one of my most cherished vidya memory.
youtube.com/watch?v=DRlja2tfUxI

how can i get this type of friendship?

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>work in shitty returns department of large retail chain
>basically sort through returns all day
>shitty but if anything good comes through we can buy it at crazy cheap prices
>pic related comes through one day
>be nice to have, even if i won't wear it out
>anything we buy has to have a receipt written out by the manager
>"this please"
>"cool bag, user"
>"thanks man"
>"50p please"
>hands me receipt
>user xx/xx/xx - 50p - Nintendo courier bag
>Nintendo bag
>pic related

I live with three other people who are all heavily into videogames. it's pretty great. every weekend we get drunk and smash out some fighting games

Yeah. We're all long-distance, but we communicate almost every day through Discord.

Guy on the left a qt 3.14

I live around the corner from my long time best friend, once a week we get drunk and play fifa and street fighter, we're into kinds of games so i put up with fifa, even got sort of good at it even if i don't know the teams or players, in return he plays me at street fighter, he's getting good too, gives a decent challenge, it's not perfect but we have fun, then when we're too drunk to play we put youtube on and watch retards complain at difficult video games and laugh at minecon cringe

i'm calling the Cred Forumsice

into different kinds of games

He's expecting a tv stereotype, avoid people like him.

I don't understand the appeal gay porn has for women.

I have this, we're both /fit/ turbo nerds

This is how we end racism.

It probably has the same appeal as seeing two women play with each other does to men, user.

you lucky son of a bitch

What's hard to understand? It's just like lesbian porn for straight guys.

1 hot guy = good
2 hot guys = even better

Basic math.

>Donkey Kong, Turtles in Time, Battle toads
do you play these sober or high, because I know some people who play those games regularly but only when they have weed

I asked a friend of mine who loves watching gay porn and she told me that she likes how good looking the men are. She doesn't like twinks, but yeah the idea of two handsome/fit/attractive men getting it on really turned her on.

I imagine it's like how guys like watching lesbians.

Yeah makes sense, guys in straight porn are ugly 99% of the time.

the whole slut/vurgin dichotomy western society has going gives a lot of girls complexes about sex
with how human psychology works, when you want to confront an issue you have 'safely', you want a degree of separation, a way to seperae the topic from yourself. gay porn gives women a safe place to probe deep into their sexuality.

this is also why futanari is predominantly a male kink while mpreg is predominantly a female kink

They only need big dicks.

it's terrible when you're bi, because it's harder to just ignore how dogshit ugly the guys are in straight porn
and why the hell do so many of them have shaved heads? it just draws more attention to how inbred their faces look

Good answer, didn't know about mpreg. I'll have difficulty sleeping again.

I didn't expect it to be animated.

Found you 2

>Dice
>airospace.bandcamp.com/

>didn't know about mpreg
haha, oh wait till you learn about a/b/o dynamics

Not anymore. Our interests have diverged way too much and they're all a bunch of dirty casuals.

I've never had any vidya friends. And I don't have any other friends either.
I'm too boring to have smallchat with and I'm kind of bad at games too.

>focuses on the men and the male form, straight porn only focuses on the woman
>the men are more attractive, guys in straight porn are ugly
>since there are no women, the women watching don't get jealous and feel insecure that they're not as hot as the pornstar
>it looks pleasing if you're into the male form, just how straight guys find lesbians arousing
There are a lot of reasons.

>I stopped playing league for a time
Did you warn him in advance?
Did you talk to him outside of lol?

>a/b/o dynamics

A visit to a wiki entry made me feel like the doom guy who went to hell.

>since there are no women, the women watching don't get jealous and feel insecure that they're not as hot as the pornstar

I never understood the need to self insert, be it a videogame or porn. In the former case your character is an avatar, not you. In the latter I feel like I am a voyeur and not a participant.
In before cuck.

tfw you got friendzoned by the most qt, chubby, vidya playing love of your life

>He's expecting a tv stereotype
>black weeb

Name me one country with "black weeb" as a tv stereotype.

Once you've failed the first task you can move on to the second and name me one show with a "black weeb".

Don't give up user, you can make a friend.

Community

Yep, and I'm marrying her.

You sure it ain't a tranny my nigga?

I have a friend group where we just have amazing synergy. We can do almost anything with no actual communication, we just work together.

Name a community episode were Donald Glover talks knowledgeably and casually about Japanese culture.

try not to die basically

pics or gtfo

I can't find this kinda friend in a small town and it feels bad.

I hope so. I'm trying out streaming games, so maybe I'll find some strange people who like watching a boring guy play a game badly.

I used to.
>One guy now only plays sports games and mobas, neither of which I enjoy
>Two guys stopped playing altogether
>One guy I can still get together with and play some fighting games with, if he isn't high or asleep
>One guy I haven't talked to in 6 years

A show called DTLA

>meet girl on tinder
>vidya is our common interest
>she was nice but things didn't work out
>probably cos she was out of my league
>tfw we'll never get to play sun and moon together

Just looking at this picture makes me depressed.

everyone is 25+ now. The past 2 years it's just been LoL. ONLY one friend bought an xbox one and he doesn't even play anything on it. It's a cable box machine. Microsoft really knows "tv" works. I do have online friends who I've known for 10 years and they all play vidya still but half of the mare virgins

I don't have any friends, only colleagues.

You guys are my only friends.

looking at that picture should make you embarrassed holy shit what a pathetic cuck.

THIS IS HOW NINTENDOFAGS BEHAVE

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>Have a group of friends who enjoy playing Smash on weekends
>I'm that guy who isn't good at the game but fun to fuck with
>Everyone else it competitive level, always at each other's throats
>"It's just a game you guys"
>mrw they all go after me

here user, have this webm of a dog

what a cute pupper

Thats a weird fucking cat

>nintendon't
Might be better if you both drink bleach

It's a ferret you idiot

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What is that, one of those papillons?

That doesn't make it okay.

>tfw too smart for friends

Parroting old memes doesn't mean its okay to talk like that in public.

I know where its from you fucking cuck, it doesnt change you and her drinking bleach

>queers
>lethal injection

Pick two.

seemed to work

The fact that she responded does though.

I can't help but think they all had a huge orgy that day

if i've learned anything, ttt servers dont last long

get ready for the infighting

I pick semen injection into my butt

>semen injection into my butt

someone post that .wemb

you know THAT wemb

Why do faggots think they can just casually say gay shit itt?

I dont know, user, why dont you tell us yourself?

WHAT webm? do i want to see it?

gay orgies are much better than straight orgies desu.

I know this is just the template image for this meme, but it's honestly the best advice

>she's out of my league
Stopped reading there.

H-how would you know?

>tfw you will never be on an all-gay/bi swim team of hot muscular men who celebrate victories with orgies

I have a black weeb friend who's gay and loves K-pop. He comes from a black military family in Georgia.

He always has funny stories to tell me when he comes back from his family reunion every year.

Because women dont want to anally stimulate your prostate

once
but then I graduated from high school and moved away and haven't made a new friend in 10 years

By developing washboard abs, obviously.

>tfw too dumb for enemies

so what VIDEO GAMES do you play with him?

I married my friend and we play games all the time now.

Some do, you just need to find better women

>the men are more attractive, guys in straight porn are ugly
This isn't always true, but a lot of it comes down to taste.

None do with a penis, user

Feminine penis do not count

>used to have a circle of bros who would hang out and play vidya together
>everyone moved far away and got married and gradually lost contact and forgot about me
>they're all still in my PSN friends list and all of them say "Last Online 2 or more years ago"

I'm jealous.

How do I find someone like that too?

That's porn isn't it?

I haven't had friends for many years. The closest friend I have is my nephew. The last game we played together was split screen RE6. It wasn't so bad that way.

Fingers and dildos bro, you don't need a penis to hit that spot

maybe

>tfw someone using your aubrey pics
Oh boy
Cred Forums

Women aren't as good at it because they get less out of it. Look at strapon lesbian porn vs normal straight porn. I guess trans women could, but that has its own set of issues.

He doesn't need them but I think he prefers them. a real cock is 10 times better than a dildo or fingers. (most of the time)

Nothing compares to a dick, user

Oh man, I can't wait for "Regressive lefties Vs. Alt-righters: An XXX Parody!"

>Cred Forums
Seriously? I thought this place was only populated by fat autists.

I'm actually a /fit/ autist

How do a make a "friend" like Beowulf?

Ive met nice gays on here, user, you can too, jjst avoid steam threads, stick to bara threads (but why bara?) Because bara threads usually have guys interested in guys instead of the effeminate

haha grow up grandpa

>Brazzer guy who made the Cred Forums porn makes a Cred Forums porn.
>Pepe and Trump double team Hillary and some SJW person while Bernie Sanders stands in the back the whole time, watching.

>not wanting to feel the throbbing veins of a natural dick thrusting inside you

It will definitely be about hillary pegging trump.

I met my boyfriend of eight years on Cred Forums ten years ago during the Habbo Hotel Raids that spawned Afro Duck and the POOLS CLOSED meme..

We're not proud of it.

>Masculine as fuck
>Sensitive
>Bottom

Beast is truly the best of boys.

Yeah... but all of those were 5+ years ago. Still waiting for that one magical session ending in a "no homo" orgy.

:)

I agree somewhat but sometimes barafags can be obnoxious.
>tfw I will never have a bara loving bf who also loves me ;_;

>only one friend who also likes vidya
>our tastes are complete opposite of each other
>he dislikes every game i recommend him
>his favorite games are all casual garbage
>nowdays he plays nothing but League of Legends

damn, this is gay

But what if I'm a masculine guy who like cute guys?

>you will never have a bf thats 1/4 bigger than you, muscular, chiseled and sexy as fuck to bottom for you
WHERE IS THE BLEACH?

Isn't there a rumor that Tom Holland has a bf that beats the fuck out of him?

I know exactly that feel user, in fact it just happened last week to me, it's so hard finding anyone with all those qualities that isn't a sperg.

This thread is blogshit and not vidya, so I'm going to ask my question here. Is it worth it?

I like traps and I can say that you're the biggest faggot around

>came here to talk about vidya
>mfw its a faggots thread

Speak for yourself, twink.

These would be so cute if it weren't for the retarded furry shit

>white top
dropped

>tfw not interested in the overly manly hairy bara types or super feminine traps, and are more ideal types to me
>the only threads that really last are bara and traps

>expecting vidya
>in a thread where the OP image shows a homo couple

Come on now

I hope not. Cute guys are for tender fugs and cuddles

>complains about furry
>posts shitty anime bitch
Go die yourself

It's a 30second webm of an initiation in a fringe sub-group of gaymen who all have aids and an aids fetish.
To become a member, during an orgy with it's members, to make sure (for a 100%) the future initiates get aids, they get a jar filled with the semen of 50 HIV positive men and use a pump to inject some of it inside his gaping anus.

oh fuck

I met my boyfriend of 4 years in an MMO.
Guild Wars 2.
While jokingly roleplaying a furiously gay norn with my straight friends while a bunch of fujoshits around us went crazy.
He was one of the fujoshits.
The only reason I spoke with him is because he was the only one to openly admit he was a dude and in fact mostly had beefy half-naked characters for alts.
We roleplayed nasty shit for months before meeting.

Literally the only reason my boyfriend and I met is due to mutual interest of our fake naked pixels.
Try to explain that when asked how we met in the internet "but for real".

I know your feel sorta.
>tfw average chubby and will never be bara or twink
Practically ignored.

No.

Blacks are pretty boring tops

>average chubby
Be thankful at least youre not a skinnyfat, god i saw this one guy at school looks skinny but his body is also somewhat shaped like a yam
Truly sad

That's because what you like is normal, healthy and physically apt dudes.
Which would never date you or anybody in Cred Forums for that matter, me included (if I had a particular thing for them, which thankfully I don't as I can imagine it'd be a shit thing to carry.)

That's not true. They're separate things. So there ARE bugchasers, but the scene you're talking about is from a Treasure Island Media porn, I think probably "Bad Seed"? That company just baits that they use neg bottoms and film conversions, but the bottom for that scene's already poz.

>He was one of the fujoshits.
I thought only women could be fujoshits?

same here, it's even worse if you're hairy but not hairy enough for barafags to like you

He was on a female character at the time.

I locked my friend in the closet, scratched his favourite game up with scissors and stole five bongdollars from him and then denied any involvment when he asked me if I did it as the 'scissors matched the scratches.'

There's a story.

What was wrong with me as a kid?

I just did stuff life that.

Not from my experinces

Were they light skin or dark skin?

Looks good, big, brown and juicy, would love to taste it.

I've got three super tight friends, but they're all casual and can't play anything other than fifa
I've got some friends online i play with all the time

make recent friend

they like jrpg's, hate weebs, we both have the same sense of humor, laugh at the same fucked up shit, they come here sometimes, we don't talk about it much because what kind of fucking person does, gonna start co-oping dying light tomorrow, we have a mutual crush on each other

pumped as fuck

i'm a dude

she's not a dude

Dark but grew up in a totally white community so they had like 1% nigger in them and were basically a white person

I'm on the opposite side of average and it's not much different.

Same here. Hairy enough to need to wax/shave to be attractive to people who don't like hair, not hairy enough to be attractive to people who like hair.

>Which would never date you
Good thing I just want to fuck.

I don't even have body hair aside from pubes. I'm smooth.
I guess it doesn't matter that much anymore. This is who I am and how I look, not going to change (I've tried) so eh.

I would trade you, if you don't have ass hair.

The reason they don't want to date you is specifically because they wouldn't want to fuck with you, user.

tfw too smart for this dimension

>she

Then I guess I'll just have to deal with women, who I have lower standards for.

kek, I don't have much. Sure, lets do this.

Yes. We lived far away from one another, but we eventually years later moved in together and are now really happy.

Sounds about right.

>tfw meet a real cute guy on a dating site and you both share a lot of common interests and kinks

Hoping he can meet up next weekend, he wants me to give him a good facefucking.

it's weird, right? i know i'm a faggot i wanna kiss girls

>you will never meet a large japanese muscle hunk to take you to Nihon and live in animeland
Let that sink in

wrong picture shit

It's a shame buff, masculine, hairy Japanese men are so incredibly rare.

Haha you admit it you fucking fag, go kiss a girl faggot
I bet you want to hold her panties and touch her hair, fucking ffffaaaaggg lel

>tfw gay and not interested in sex that much
Is it so hard to find someone who just wants to talk and chill? yes, yes it is
I like sex, I'm a horny mother fucker but I can never meet anyone who is anymore than just getting off.
Not that I'm judging, its just not for me anymore.

>asians
>asian culture
>living in it or having any contact with it

Good lord no. Kill it with fire.
Now,
>you will never have an icelandic hunk like The Mountain carry you on his shoulders and bang you like no tomorrow and live somewhere calm and lonely

That, sir. Is worth saddening about.

The age of the samurai has passed, user. If only we hadnt dropped the second bomb and cucked their military, kept a sense of manliness in them

shutup you doorknob licking shitsniffer i can't help it, i was born this way, so what if i want to hold her hand and make midnight runs to walmart to look at the fat people and race scooters and talk about graffiti in ancient pompeii i can live my life how i want and you can't stop me i'll be a faggot all i want, fite me m8 i'll kick you penis

>tfw getting a crush on a guy who was straight

>icelandic
Theyre not even real people, you cuck

>masculine guys liking not-masculine guys
never heard of that. it's almost always guys into mirror images of themselves. its all about dimorphism and masc/fem dynamic energy for me tho

Femenine men were still heavily sought after even before the samurai era ever came to an end anyways. Physically apt men were, for that matter, still not genetically big or broad, nor more hairy by default. It's just not in japanesse genetic pool to draw from any of those angles. Most that did were half-breeds with westerners, as forbidden as it was to have them within country borders.

Gif is perfect minus the "I'm okay" atthe end,its never okay, because deep inside you know you still want him to want you

>blackies

>implying i'm not learning moonspeak for this very reason

this language is fucking ridiculous though

>using black men in bed for anything but pseudo-zoophilia where their appeal is to be sex-driven beasts that need to satisfy themselves, to then be discarded back to their sad existences

Who wants to date?

>never heard of that
???

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Katakana and hiragana arent hard user, focus on your kanji soon, your kanas shouldnt take you so long to learn

How cute are you?

why would you want to be bara, all baras are flamboyant faggots but with beards, They're fucking divas and self centered because they know they are """""bara""""""
I learn to find the hotness in guys who aren't bara, my man isn't bara but goddamn he drives me crazy in love

This desu

>tfw you find a really cute guy and everything work out
>date for a couple years
>live together for 3 years
>life is wonderful, I don't even mind being a wageslave

>he gets an incredible job opportunity abroad
>takes it and moves there, I'm supposed to move there too later but stay here for a while to take care of things on this end
>he gets a studio apartment and everything goes great for him there, I'm happy for him
>I can sort of tell he doesn't want me to move in anymore, he wants to be there alone

>feel left out and abandoned, spend my days in a drunken stupor

It's pretty cruel of life when it lets you taste the good stuff and then takes it away. Better than never tasting it I guess but still

google vice hiv gay porn and an article about it should come up

what is an adorable small blue-eyed bisexual boy like me to do in a world of weak, cucky, detached gay men and vanilla, boring, "straight" men and wretched whorish women? I just want a big, strong-but-silent, blue-eyed vidya-loving racist nazi of a boyfriend who hates gays but wants to have babies with me and only me

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Does it count if I have green eyes?
Also my penis is slightly below average which for a 6'1 guy like me is really rough

Who spurned you in your life to have such a large boulder on your shoulders?

>supposed to do
Lie on the Internet and attention whore it would seem.

Fuck off with your copy pasta you faggot

>use Amazon's new Rent-A-Monk service that sends a japanese monk to you
>they arrive
>get this
Wat do?

Sadly it sounds to me like there was a certain degree of lacking communication, or otherwise bliss-blinded gap between your enjoyments.
Much as myself in my current situation, he probably enjoyed your company and loved (and loves) you very much, but at the same time knows the life you provide is not the one he wants in the end, and when prompted with the option to move on and try to find his place, he has taken it.
I love my guy with all my heart, and I am too much of a depressed cunt to let him go because he makes my days worth living through. But I know if I found a true place for myself, we would both be better off split.

...ok

Be accused of human trafficking and go to jail, probably.
Then I'd get some mean dick for a while and gety by, and eventually be killed by a neo-nazi.

Its true though.

i already have all the kana memorized, it's just reading them quickly on the fly that i have trouble with at the moment.

i've been using
>guidetojapanese.org/learn/complete/kanji
for kanji. still working on my vocab.