How do I stop staring at her ass?

>implying blizzard games are good for anything but that these days

Fuck off, Bradley.

This was an actual PotG.

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>being this triggered

Yes, this is what nice aesthetic asses look like.

out fucking skilled

>Being this Niggered

>people actually think thats a nice ass

white people are hilarious

I have this issue too. I wanna bury my face in it whenever i see it.

Start staring at her gun. Become /k/

Spank one, marry one, kill one.

Yep, it's called taste.

give Mei a slap she won't forget
marry Widowmaker and her glorious ass
kill Symmetra because I dunno

protip: you can't

Spank mei, marry dva, kill curry

...

in before everyone kills tracer

>flat pancake booty

You guys have never seen a great ass

show me your nigger inflated cellulite ass

>Faust uses overdrive

>being irish

Do you poop from your asscheeks? No? then stfu fag

Pretty much every private body part disperses some disgusting fluid yet people find them attractive

By staring at his ass. youtube.com/watch?v=BVPaNNr53Fc

I don't want to cum inside Widowmaker. I want to cum on her feet.

Why?

uw0tm8

Do you actually know what pancakes look like? Or what flat means?

By staring at her smile.

>implying you are any shade darker than paste

Where can I find good Widowmaker SFM porn?

on the internet

No idea tbqh pham.

oh shit

just search her name+"webm" on any booru site ever

Spank Tracer, Marry Mei and kill D.Va

>waaah whyte bois dont like shaniquas cottage cheese ass

Become a janitor and clean a woman's bathroom for a few weeks. You'll realize women aren't what they're cracked up to be and promptly kick them off their pedestal.

You don't stop.

>I'm intimidated by girls with decent hips

That's unfortunate, user. Maybe you'll make a nice wife some day.

>All the triggered replies to this post
Holy shit this user isn't even trying and is getting way more yous than he deserves.

By stopping being a pleb and staring at those lips.

>play vidya
>see female character
>immediately look up porn of her
>finish
>have no desire to play vidya anymore
>rinse and repeat

>"omelette du fromage"
what did she mean by this

What does her butt smell like?

this post is false-flag. i'm a nigger and she has nice ass.

Cheese omelette?

Like a hospital.
Her entire body is sterilyzed before and after missions.

Play D.Va instead.

You become a civilized man and start loving titties.

we did it reddit!

>you will never bury your nose in those cold cheeks, slowly warming her asshole with your labored breathes as you try to pleasure her with your tongue

How do I stop staring at her ass?

Why'd you save the thumbnail of that pic?

Get a girlfriend and lose your virginity maybe? Lawl.

slap D.Va, marry Symmetra, kill Widow

>currynigger nigger

don't be like this guy, user friends

>you lose interest in porn once you have sex
spoken like a true virgin

Name a pornstar that has an ass as big and round as Widowmaker.

Why is Symmetra the best hero?

But her ass is better tho

Size doesn't mean quality, shape does.

Has black ever had natural big ass? Because most of the big asses that black women have are either fake or because of the hormones they put in the food. African women do not have such big asses.

its not that her ass is big but she has lordosis, that spine aint healthy

I did. Porn is depressing to watch now.

A true Godess

...

By actually playing her.

this

her ass isn't big at all, it's just that she somehow bends her spine in a retarded manner when standing. Blizard used to have a feature where her ass inflated maically to look bigger when she stood, but people kept making fun of it so they removed it.

How did you get this angle? It's really hard to get this shots in-game. Blizzard are shitscared of fanservice.

By sucking her dick instead. Just pray she doesn't choke you with it though.

lol feminine penis meme xD

Nah, that was a bug that activated with her ult for some reason.
Her ass was ridiculously big then.

Why did they tone it down? Fucking Blizzcucks.

pics?

It's not that they toned it down, it's that her ass literally inflated whenever you used the ult.

Gif related.

Spank Mei
Marry D.Va
Kill Symmetra

>implying I've ever called it that

I always thought people said it as a joke and laughed but people kept saying it anyway.

Either way though, I want Widowmaker to rigorously fuck my throat.

>''You are such a good toy, user...''

Why does Widow face looks so weird in SFM stuff? It's the same in-game model I think, so I don't understand.

>cotage cheese ass
>decent

SECOND POST BEST POST

GAME OVER MAYO MONKEYS

I hate Widowmaker's design. She has such an ugly pig face. And the blue skin and purple outfit don't even look good. The boob window looks dumb as well.

Different lighting, same reason MGSV characters look kind of older in SFM.
Those models are meant to work with the lighting of the original game's engine, not with the Source Engine's.

That's why it's also hard to replicate the metalic reflections of her suit without making her skin also have those reflections.

Also, different animations.
Pharah for example looks different because her eyes in SFM are usually animated differently than ingame, where her eyes look a bit more ''asian'', while the way people animate her makes them look more round and open.

Not to mention her hair looks a bit like plastic instead of like actual hair.

I love how she just uses Tracer in that video and leaves her there afterwards.

>Widowmaker will never give you a nasty look as you walk by her as if she were saying "like i'd ever fuck you"

why live

Name ONE (1) flaw.

fuck her in a hot tub then

Why would you want that?

go get laid in real life.
stop being a loser who cant control his sex drive.

imsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorry

That's not how it works.

Then cuddle her to warm her up.

Spank Mei
Marry Zarya
Kill Tracer

She isn't dominating me and then choking me to death with her thighs after I have cummed

That's also not how it works.

Widowmaker only knows about killing.
And Amélie would be too sweet for that.

I want Widowmaker to have a movement inhibitingly sized ass.

She hasn't beaten me to near death and sit on me.

spank D Va and watch her squirm like the little qt she is
marry Mercy and her cute little bum
kill the russian dyke, fuck that

>implying any of you would be able to satisfy her

>when you feel her dick and it's bigger than yours

shit forgot pic

spank Widow because she's french so of course she'd like that
Marry D.Va because out of all of them they look the most like asses I've come to love in person
Kill Mercy for her non-ass.

video games

I want to cum on Pharah's hair

We get it. You're a faggot. How many times are you going to post this?

>there are still no user X Widowmaker greentexts

So many possibilities. Not sure why League and every other game with waifu's has them except this one. I thought we were just as autistic.

You don't. Don't force yourself to just.. enjoy it.

same

As much as I want.

Moving the mouse

Spank Widow
Marry Symmetra
Delete D.Va

Isis Taylor
Alexis Texas
Mandy Muse
Remy Lacroix
AJ Applegate
Caroline Pierce
Paige Turnah

shame about that face

ebin ruseman

Don't you have a cousin to fuck right now?

Would Widowmaker be good as a dom older lady?

By getting laid you pathetic weeb

>Overwatch
>Japanese game
More proof the fags using weeb are Reddit newfags.

>all these assblasted dicklets

lmao

>setting him up for disappointment like that

Spank Tracer, Marry Zarya, Kill Widowmaker. Put that corpse out of her misery.

The only good ones you named were Alexis Texas and Paige Turnah.

ITT: Irish "people"

4

smug as a thug on a drug

She can be saved though.

Cred Forums doesn't know the difference between hips and ass.

LMAO

Nobody in OW has a nice face

>SFM will never have groundbreaking ass reflection technology

They should add a female furry character, would really btfo of Paladins furbait.

Why is Sunny the best ass artist?

Fuck no, keep the furshits away from OW.

Cherokee D'ass

>niggers continue to worship obese white women

I mean that's fine, but that's why the world looks down on you, among other reasons

Continue worshipping webm related until you finally take the hint and leave this website

Don't think Furry would fit in OW, and they have a talking Gorilla.

Maybe a robot operated by a dolphin?

>user X Widowmaker greentexts
I need this

To be fair we have gorillas that do sign language and if we start doing genetic engineering on them like they did Winston we could get them to talk

KANCHO

Widowmaker is not for sexual.

>character's backstory is literally an old famous porn series
>not sexual

so make one
i want one where user captures her, rapes her, then mindbreaks her and turns her into his love slave

>marry Symmetra

My nigga

>Don't you have a cousin to fuck right now?
Not an argument.

I played Widowmaker a lot when the game came out. Then she got nerfed to shit and I dropped her when I realized how many shitters use her.

I want to try using her again but I'm worried about being one of those shitters in the lobby.

Das it, homie

>can't spank and kill Mei
shit options

She has her quickscoping back in the PTR.

FUCK

Fapfapfap
Why is there no art or SFM of that huge upgraded butt

...

Dat Asylum Demon bod

Because her ass in SFM is already gigantic.

Keep posting this butt, PLEASE

...I'm using it for... reasons

Okay.

Not big enough

False flag as fuck. I would not even pause.

...Thank you so much.

How about now?

Hate tattoos. So much.

Spank Tracer
Marry Pharah
Kill Zarya

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Rude.

Immediate drop from 10/10 to No.

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Why?

I love fat bitches so this is fine by me

Bigger still! I need more of that wobbly, plump ass!

That shape is freaking perfect...

Come and get it.

Have your choice.

I want to spank Widowmaker and call her "Wideload" while I watch that booty ripple and jiggle.

the only reason I come to Cred Forums anymore is for Overwatch porn-lite threads

Gold or blue seem quite appealing

That would be lewd.

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...

I wish using SFM wasn't so fucking confusing

Would it? I just want her completely aware of how fucking FAT her ass is. And how much I want it fatter.

Do girls with nice asses get asked often for anal sex?

god I want to fuck her big fat ass so badly until I drop a massive load in her anus

She's perfectly aware of her looks.

Spank Symettra
Marry Mei
Kill Mercy

I would think so, but I wouldn't know, as I'm not a girl with a nice ass.

Good. Now she just needs to plump that ass up more.

>''Come on user, help me with the squats...''

>tfw horny from when I wake up till when I go to bed now

Bury my face in Mei
Fuck Mercy
Spank D.va

>playing the game
>see this

Why is everyone replying to him? Here is another (you) I guess.

POO

...

I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS

Webm related.
Fucking cockblockers.

>team's widowmaker blows kiss at me
>heart skips a beat
>get a warm chill over my body
>tfw in love with a videogame character

that sexy giant ass

>tfw there will never be client-sided body mods

>she waves and smiles

"...Bonjour"

They probably gave her a bigger ass on the models originally, and the ult model was the old ass size and the regular model the smaller new ass size.

full version?

Her small tits combined with her huge ass just makes her perfect tbqh desu

rule34hentai, search for Widowmaker

This. All the way

i have found playing a robot class helps. Since robots don't care about fleshy asses.

Actually, I'm pretty the SFM models are made form scratch.

Which is why people were pissed at Blizzard.

Big tits just make a character comical and not fearsome. Widow is the perfect mix of sexy and dangerous.

I'm no fake senpai

Reminder that you are just $900 from ravaging your own Widowmaker.

i.4cdn.org/gif/1475350353074.webm
i.4cdn.org/gif/1475350392081.webm

Am I the only one that likes this skin?

>ynw nibble on her perfect purple nipples

I like all of them.
Even the ballerina ones.

Spank mei
Marry mei
Kill mei
Stuff and mount mei

Widowmaker is made for ______________

I want to cuddle with her while watching some movie in a cold, stormy winter night.

cumdumpster-ing

masturbate to it until you have a strong desire to see lesbians screw

kissy-wissy.

hbj

I want to fap to widowmaker but I can only fap to giant fat booties, wat do

FUCK

How giant?

Don't see why you would have a problem masturbating to her.

kys yourself. Widow's butt is nice, not fat.

Can we go bigger?

in-game/sfm models dont have as ass neaarly as big as these

This.
Considering she's practically a soldier, it's probably very firm.
It's just she has very wide hips, so her ass needs to be larger.

Could I get a printout of Widow smiling?

better butt
better sniper

Yes, Paul.

Hello, Ireland

...

Stare at her cleavage.

BIGGER

I NEED MORE ASS

When will more SFM studios start popping up, you'd think with how lucrative some of their patreons are more would work together, we need more 10 min minimum videos.

FOW just does the same gross shit over and over

...

...

Considering SFM is Valve's, I doubt they can charge for that.

they make money through patreon

WIDOWMAKER IS A MONSTER, FIX THIS

MAKE AMÉLIE PURE AGAIN

Gonna need more young Ana

Hnnng

>no interest in playing overwatch
>fap to overwatch anims every day

Why would Widow choose any of you when she already has a very faithful toy?

I hope someone sues these SFM artists for patreon money, considering how many of those kikes have started putting content behind a patreon paywall they really can't use the defense that they're not profiting from copyright material anymore.

Haha

>wanting to dissuade good animators from making more content because some of their stuff is hidden behind a paywall for a while before someone leaks it

fuck off, SFM saved porn.

>SFM saved porn.
You mean it saved R34.

that too, but vanilla porn/shemale stuff is fucking awful, SFM saved that.

I would love to watch her play with her toy.

So what does the SJW and tumblr have to say about this game?

The real reason to play Torb

Blizzard managed to make them like the game somehow.
Tumblr is fond of Widowmaker too, for some reason.

Is that so?

Only love will bring Amelie back.

Absolutely. That would be more than enough fun for me.

Why does her bio say she's french when she clearly has asian features?

Probably because she's a femme fatale.

Is that modded? Looks huge.

hell yeah man

>not liking that ass
Hello Detroit

>liking symmetra and pharah

You guys do realize they're black, right?

shit

Nah man, shit looks like Hank Hill, we're gonna need a side view.

Why would she let you see?

>there will never be a skin showing WM's bare feetsies
>that whole Olympics gymnast thing was a big fucking ruse
>I will never see her soles

fucking nigger

...

STOP

>not liking pharah

curry can fuck off tho

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE SOME user X WIDOWMAKER STORIES

PLEASE

P L E A S E

WE CAN PASTEBIN THEM

>dislikes indian girls, but is ok with muzz

Are you serious? Least Symmetra's family won't behead you for not submitting to Allah.

uhh pharah doesn't have limbs

>tfw ywn be all of overwatch girls slave

....who are you?

>ywn know how it feels like to have a big ass buried in your face
just jdimsa already

>Pharah
>has a tattoo
>an Eye of Horus tattoo

Can't be muslim.

Plus, she's really qt.

>qt
>that gif

yeah I'll stick to my own pics

I guess its ok when Blizzard or Valve do it after all. It's only when the yellow man does it that its sexist.

I don't give a fuck about it, but I find it funny. Would like to play this game but $40 is a lot for something I don't know I'd like or not.

>''JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!''

Why would you want her as a gf?
She's clearly autistic.

I think it's more because it appeals to shipfags, and Tumblrinas are that, in part.

>widow/pharah
oh god i never knew i wanted these two together so bad

Yup, and Window handles her with no effort.

Jesus fuck her ass must be so soft

I thought she was like this? Hope she kept her anus at least.

...

underage

>amputeefags are still a thing

And heavy.
Imagine having her on top of you, with all that weight on your hips.

Man if only this wasn't footfag shit. Her face is really cute here.

You could do a lot worse than footfags though.

ssbbw fetish here, i wouldnt mind

source of this?

Who knows.

Her face is always cute.

look at her tits instead

source?

Marry Mercy
Spank Spidercreator
Kill MLG bitch

Is it ok to be sexually attracted to a video game character? what about masturbation?

it's probably a lot more normal than you'd think

>tfw my gf looks a lot like her

I know, but I guess it's more taboo than I'm willing to admit.

Feels weird man

Its entire aesthetic is pretty much channeling 90s anime.

It's alright, user. I used to masturbate to Ciri all the time.

Didn't there used to be a glitch that made her butt bigger?

Lips.

how new?

post pictures

All of this can be found in rule34hentai.

Never.
>inb4 pic or didn't happen

Oh you

Why is she blue? Why is her ass so big?

I'd be blue too if I had an ass like that and didn't get to look at it all the time.

>blue
Read the wiki
>ass so big
Frenchman genes, honhonhon

>Why is she blue?
Slowed down heartbeat.

>Why is her ass so big?
Because her hips are very wide.

those are not the same pharah models the SFM one is a recreation

So you have something to look at while she's running away!

The one on the left is her ingame, the one on the left is her in SFM.

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>Slowed down heartbeat
So how can she pump blood to all her ass?

Sorry, one on the left ingame, one on the right, SFM.

Censor those lewd kissers.

Slowly.

Harambe is about to claim another child.

It's always cold and must constantly be warmed up.

SFM HMVs are kino

By cuddling.

T O E S
O
E
S

Reminder that she still needs to be saved.

Widowmaker's hips should be the width of a doorway.

NOT TODAY

Either shitty fake or the game is fucking shit as fuck.

2 kills, "play of the game"

Jesus christ.

>there will never be an SFM film about WM's brainwashing in the style of kangoku senkan

Vampire.

My first contribution on this cringy ass fucking shit images even though I never played and never will play this shit game

>spank Widowmaker
>marry d.va
>kill fat ass whale mei

>you'll never get to witness WM's fast, hard, brutal, seemingly endless gangraping

I want to protect that body with my dick

>or see her mind break and eventually love it

Blizzard always likes redeeming these kind of characters.
They'll redeem Widow, and reveal that she's actually pure, showing in very detailed images how her hymen is intact.

Nice try Griffith.

>liking ass
Try not being a closeted shitskin

>implying blizzard can retcon all those animations
they are canon now

There, I fixed you're waifu.

i don't hate it, but it's not as good.

I CAN'T STOP MASTURBATING TO OVERWATCH FUTANARI PORN, PLEASE SEND HELP.

stop this now

R U I N E D
U
I
N
E
D

That's shit.
Here, fixed.

there's no stopping this train, we're in it for the long haul

But french women are not even known for their big asses

Punish Mei
Eat Tracer
Kill Symmetra

>tfw no smug sniper to operate with

>spank widow
>marry mei
>kill D E S I G N A T E D

galileo

Spank Mercy
Kill Mei
Marry Tracer

Make her look like this

What the fuck is this? Is this from some movie?

low test or you did it really late then

It's the Robocop remake

Is Overwatch some sort of CIA psy ops program to make the most sensual virtual females?

Answered your own question there, pal.

Blizzard just made them all waifus and husbandos that would appeal to very different tastes.

its a high tech sleeve

It's from the insanely shitty Robocop remake. Don't watch it, that gif is the sole scene with anything remotely interesting going on.

Her skin is so smooth.

Excuse me, I believe you meant to say that they are all cynically designed.

I thought Blizzard were SJW developers, they are cool in my book now.

it was pretty good though

Overwatch does have diversity regarding race, but they don't really want to push any message.
They just decided to make characters that would appeal to everyone.

Worst game I've ever played

my girlfriends body is exactly like this but shes black

just get back to posting her ass jesus christ you fags

this, fuck

Okay.

a.pomf.cat/sttlbr.mp4
There, oral creampie and anal with Widow.
Have fun!

I want the Blueberry to blow up like a blueberry

Just when I thought I was out

>tfw you'll never make her laugh

>WM will never sit her sweaty ass on your face after a long day of assassinations

Miami?
Miami.

I need to take some time to make some new stuff.

What's going on in this thread.

This is so fucking good.

>you will never tongue her chilly asshole while her fat cheeks engulf your head

so self-absorbed

...

Become Irish

I want Widow to encourage me while I fuck her ass

>''B-but that's not for...''

I want Widow to fuck my ass with her futa dick 2bh

not even gay

cock is too big desu, her face looks too funny sucking on it for me to fap to this

I want to purify Widow.

You know she'd love it

>no origins Amelie skin with completely different voice lines and personality

Why would there be?
She was just a housewife before all this.

Closest thing is her huntress skin.

It looks like the Xbox version and there can be some absolute shitshow matches.

>Implying her ass isn't cleaned with a laser for maximum sanitation

...

>nosering

>dating black girls

Just breed and bounce. Thats what black men do.

>Thats what black men do.

Which is probably why he doesn't want to do that.

this ass is fake as fuck

Black people are, and France has far more of them than you might expect.

Pretend to be feminist and rattle some sjws into outrage over her ass like Tracer.
Blizzard will censor her ass by making it flat and then you won't have anything to stare at.

Rude.

Tracer should have a bigger ass desu. Then she would be even better than Merci.

But they improved Tracer's ass pose.

Spank Widowmaker
Marry Mei
Kill Poo

I want to play video games with D.Va!

Do you want to get hit?

>it's another obvious white guy trolling other white guys post

You get to do so, someone else gets to bang her

>this post wasn't in any way ironic

i can't read that but i hope replying helps

How would having Mercy sit on your face feel like?

like being granted access to heaven

>Mandy Muse not good
????

Maybe it's her voice, I always watch porn muted because it's an ingrained habit and they sound fake as fuck.

Virgo Peridot and Kelsi Monroe.

Virgo Peridot is verging on bbw imo and she does mostly interracial

thats whats driving all the primo black girls away from them, shes a 8-9/10 with BA's/MA (in real things) out the ass. punching way above my weight tbqh

...

like this

Fuck, I didn't mean Mercy. I meant Widowmaker. I don't play this game, I only fap to its characters.

Then that's like going to the peaks of the alps, and meeting a faery who then sits on your face

Sounds about right

Does the faery have a big ass?

>and she does mostly interracial
What's the problem with this? Is it a self insert thing? I personally don't care what color the dick is, like I said, it's muted and I'm focusing on the girl.

yes

>tfw when you will never be stretched out on a chair by the pool, with her "accidentally" sitting on you.

Amélie

...

2anime

But i'd like to see her with her hair loose.

...

jesus

I want to marry the Widowmaker!

spank widow
marry tracer
kill siberian bear

I'd settle for being her slave 2bh senpai

french is the language of love

>Blue skin because hurr slow heartbeat

Fucking wrong Blizzard. At least attempt to try for a reasonable explanation if you base it on non-fantasy shit.

Having a low enough cardiac output to cause your whole body to turn blue would result in death. You have to have a MAP of 65 or greater in order to perfuse your fucking organs and not die.

If Blizz just changed the cause to something like argyria or silver-based permanent blue skin then it would be fine. But slow heart is fucking retarded and incorrect.

Or just say its because of nanites or magic or whatever. Anything but the slow heart shit.

What would be a plausible explanation for the size of her ass?

Favorable genetics and squats

cushion to deal with the recoil of her super powerful sniper rifle.

Why the smug?

Can she squat on her tight latex suit?

GUARANTEED REPLIES

WHERE ARE THE VIDEO GAMES?!

It is a herculean struggle, but she makes it work.

Another reason to appreciate the face sitting she provides.

Pure.

It's skin-tight, it's not hard.

do you think widow ever rips the ass out of her suit when she crouches and exposes her ass and pussy

just curious haha

>Bigfoot captured on film

>rips the ass out of her suit
like unzipping your own dick?

My problem is that it doesn't look very soft, just... hard and toned. Like it would feel like a dude's ass.

Fat bottoms are just better I'm sorry.

Am I late to the party?

Reaper is literally a spooky ghost that eats souls. I think being a zombie is pretty fair game.

Blue lips.

nope, post more ass

holy shit, that thumbnail made me realize Torb's beard is an ass.