Meanwhile, at the Cred Forums mansion

why are those faggot playing tabletop games, this is the videogames mansion.

If I had the money, I would host a Big Brother esque Cred Forums mansion.
>1 sonnyger
>1 nintentoddler
>1 xboxkiddie
>1 pccuck
>1 redditfag
>1 Cred Forums-tard
>1 /r9k/fag
>1 trap

What would be the outcome?

Any of you guys wanna go lift and then hit the club afterwards?

>1 trap

>No tumblrite
>No Cred Forumsack
Come on now. The trap would get fucked by everyone eventually, probably turning /r9k/fag over

All of them would rape the trap to death.

8 extremely awkward insecure people staring at the floor stuttering out mumbles things to each other

>1 /r9k/fag
>1 trap
Why did you include the same person twice?

>Trap gets raped to death
>Sonygger is busy watching netflix instead of playing vidya
>Xbot is busy watching football
>Pccuck only plays one shitty game and is obnoxious
>Redditfag is cuckold as Cred Forums tard fucks traps corpse
>/r9k/ fag gets beat up everyday by the others for being fucking retarded and annoying

I was thinking about going downtown and hitting the arcade for a bit, then get a snack from Taco Bell. Anyone want me to get something for them?

Go to a game store and buy one (1) good game

Ok so guys... Just got off the phone with a manager of parcel logistics... FedEx, UPS and the post office all say that due to the high traffic of package deliveries to the house that they will no longer ship here unless we have receiving bay that they can just drop freight at.

Also the FBI are investigating the high volume of dragon dildos coming to this address as they feel it's connected to the complaints coming from from neighboring counties in regards to "overpowering butthole stench".

I'll have 12 soft taco supremes and a large baja blast with no ice, guy.

couple o' these, thanks guy

Get some beer please. Then maybe you faggots will be okay to be around.

Yo, I'm back. Got this. I hope it's good enough for you.
12 soft taco supremes and a large baja blast with no ice, straight from flavor town.
I got you three, in case you want a midnight snack.
I got you a six-pack of buds, if you want something different you probably should tag along to flavor town next time, kid.

Make that two six packs faggot.

>Bloodborne
I would rather order a pineapple pizza

Maybe just go to the toilet and eat shit then faggot, it's about the same

>fat men in knight cosplays running in the hallways screaming "git gud"
>open a closet and see nothing but dragon dildos spill out

I don't even remember why dragon dildos

anybody up for some co-op games?

>eating Hawaiian
fuck off back to canada jerry

>He needs help for his games
Who invited the scrub?

I'm sure "contrarianism" and "opinions" wouldn't go anywhere.

It needs a new coat of paint.

No PCucks allowed

thanks doc

Thanks doc.

>"The PS3 room is pretty quiet, wonder what they're playing in there..."

To be honest I expect you guys to be cringy as fuck. Something like those awkward youtube videos of dressed up insecure faggots at some con. I don't think it would be fun at all since you all probably have zero social skills.

hope you guys like eurobeat
youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

We didn't want you in here anyways you faggot

Underated.

Sounds like someone accidentally went in the time machine room

Who doesn't, I need to find more eurobeat songs

who made all the chocolate pudding? it's everywhere

Hey guys, I just took a dump in the sink, hope you don't mind.

this song makes me really excited, you could even say it fills me with Euphoria

>Who doesn't
Me. Don't think i can stomach listening to that more than i have to. Rather listen to synthwave
youtube.com/watch?v=Y8DekFFCE5c

Somebody post that Cred Forums house cartoon picture please.

alright, which one of you let dracula out of his coffin

Can someone please stop lighting bonfires in random places around the house?

No, fuck you

Wait a minute, where's Chris?