Mom walks in

s-sauce?

Maybe he's still going to school.

doesn't your mom care about you? did she kick you out?

>he doesn't understand sayings
"everyone and their mother knows x" is a saying in the English language. I used this expression bc it relates to the topic at hand.

[Datsuryoku Kenkyuukai (Kanbayashi Takaki)] Boku ga Shihai Suru Senpai

youtube.com/watch?v=0d0741NooSc

>using a laptop for games

Everyone and their mother knows that that particular user has autism, user.

Why should I? University is costly enough.

Because my parents are too senile to support themselves, and need someone to help them.

...

No. Your mother doesn't even know that intelligent gentleman.

>1-18
Perfectly acceptable.
>18-22
Getting your associates/bachelors/trade schooling done while staying at home? Pretty smart. Saves some shekels.
>22-26
This is getting weird. Are you pursuing a masters from home? Unpaid internships in an *of the arts field?
>26-50
You have failed as a human being.
>50+
Well, since your parents died it's technically your house now. Congratulations user, you've played the long game and won.

What if my mom is in bed with me?

What if my parents moved out indefinitely for career reasons and left me to take care of the house?
Is that okay?

>have to talk your mother out of falling for late night scam ads
>repeatedly

*Only in America*

I'm sick of this bullshit that everyone must move out of their parents house at the age of 18. When in most other countries people don't give a fuck.

Special circumstances are not covered by the chart.
Since you're a frogposter... no.

samefagging much?

I want to _be_ Luka.

>caring about the primitive cultures of third world countries

They don't really give a fuck in America either.

I'd love to had been able to from 18, but it just didn't make financial sense.

thank you, jesus

What anime

Italian version
>1-70
Perfectly acceptable.
>71+
Well, since your parents died it's technically your house now. Congratulations user, you've played the long game and won.

>there will never be a version of Steins;Gate with H-Scenes

>Europ
>primitive
Here's you (You)

>primitive cultures
>his superior american culture thinks a green frog is the devil incarnation

really fires your grey matter

Just because it's some faggot spouting his opinions on taiwanese puppet mastery forum doesn't mean it's a fact and that you have to take it seriously.

African version

>1-4
Perfectly acceptable.
>5+
Well, since your parents died it's technically your cave now. Congratulations user, you've played the long game and won.

>reading visual novels
>gaming

>you will never hear this words coming from a qt girl

I thought it would be gender bender, fucking trap shit

>VNs
>Video games

I'm fine with that. H-scenes aren't really what S;G is all about even if Okabe totally fucked Faris that one time.

balls are not man?

I've been saying this for at least a decade: if it's cute you should fuck it, gender is just a social construct

Balls or not, man

European history ended last century.
Russia is not Europe.

Get some taste, bitch.

kek

But he's a dude!

this really demyelinates my CNS axons

>dude

>she

Alternative timeline

Luka is whatever she wants to be.

What's the "ideal" age to move out of your parents' house?

Don't have to pay rent.

What does "ideal" even mean?

Suzuz suzus best girls.

en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/ideal

When you marry.

"Ideal age", smartass

are you retarded?

I heard she smells funny

i want to fuck a mom

...

"Ideal age" for what? You fucking moron.

Kill yourself retard

>not playing it on the Vita

That's some pretty great taste there, young man.

It's like you didn't read his initial question.

I did. I'm asking "ideal" in what sense. Idiots.

nya~

Just take a shower every now and then. It's not hard! Geez.

If you work and/or study at the same city as your parents live in there is no goo reason to move out until you are 24-28 and have a good full time job.
Moving out is a huge expense, going through it early in adult life is retarded, because you are either wasting a lot of money you could be spending on better things, like a car or investing in your future, or your parents are paying your new place and that's just worse then living with them.

low hanging fruit but I laughed