HEY FAGGOT

HEY FAGGOT
LETS TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES

>last game you played
>good thing about it
>bad thing about it

Hearthstone
RNG
RNG

>Battlefield 2
Shooting feels nice
I don't know what I'm doing

>last game you played
BF4
>good thing about it
Bought it the other day and I'm having fun with it, more fun than I expected.
>bad thing about it
Every server is filled with level 140s who can play the game with their eyes closed and are destroying me

> Gunstar Heroes
The gunplay
FUCKING LEVEL 5

Episode 1 Racer
Cheating the system of parts and money for infinite money
I'm bad at the actual game

>Battlefield 3
Gunplay is great and massive battles are intense
Regenerating health is cancer

>black ops III
>Zombies
>This fucking PC port

Pokémon Platinum
+ great music
- lacks polish

Convoy

>i like watching an OP vehicle near the start mow down enemies
>i rarely get OP vehicles and when i do they don't stay OP for long

it's an alright game, and i like slowly unlocking stuff, but it's hard, man

>LeL
>the waifus
>the people who play it

Pokemon Gold
It's my favourite in the series because it's good
It's bad because some faggot always quote and try to shove some GBA or DS version in my throath "CUZ DA REMAEK IS BETTER XD", I'm sick about your autism

while I disagree with you I'll just leave it at that

>FFXIV
>fuckloads of content on a decently generous release schedule
>every new 4-man dungeon since the new expansion's release has been increasingly easy, with people being able to easily tank 3 packs of trash day one

New Vegas.
Characterization is phenomenal.
Every playthrough feels the same because I don't feel like stealth slowwalking past a dozen deathclaws and cazadores to get to Vegas quicker, I don't want to run out of ammo with whatever few energy weapons I have, before I get to Novac, and I just feel like I'm stuck with the Varmint Rifle for a good bunch of the game.

Dark Souls 1 with DSCM to help make the multiplayer function.

Good thing: easy to play with my friends
Bad thing: still doesn't work with random people. Nearly everyone the mod connects me to is hollow except for the occasional NG+ tryhard who's 50 levels above me.

>battlerite
>fast paced game with neat mechanics, and pic related
>early access, only 15 character roster with uninteresting and repetitive abilities

>yoshiP says we might have to be careful about pulling everything in the new 3.4 dungeons day 1
>as a scholar I don't have to go out of cleric stance at all unless someone dies

>Resident Evil 4
>Everything
>Nothing

I would like it if there was more post game content, but I guess just playing through the game would do. Not a huge fan of mercenaries in 4.

well in terms of actual games
>last game you played
Warioware Touched!
>good thing about it
the gameplay
>bad thing about it
the fucking drag minigames, I love ashley but
fuck her games are the toughest
In terms of mobileshit
>last game you played
Potion Maker, the only mobile game I've ever played
>good thing about it
the last event
>bad thing about it
this event

>Shadowrun: Dragonfall - Director's Cut
>Everything
>Can't fuck Glory or the Mountain

Dota 2
Sometimes, it's very fun.
Sometimes, it's fucking awful.

>some fire emblem rom hack
>it's introduces some different units and unique maps (as well as some quality custom sprites)
>more than half of the male characters have facial hair and that bothers me for some reason

The story is all right, I guess. It's an all right hack.

>Osiris New Dawn
>Great atmosphere and design
>Early Access

Kirby: Planet Robobot
>Great gameplay and OST
>Susie is a shit character who was a mistake

Ashley's minigames had the boss game where you dragged the earth around and avoided meteors and eventually picked up a satellite that shoots little bullets, right? I thought it was a pretty fun little shmup level.

>last game you played
League of Legends
>good thing about it
fucking nothing
>Bad thing about it
fucking everything

Yeah her boss level is fun and some of the games are pretty good but more often than not the drag games take longer than say, a slashing game or a poking game. Results in somewhat sluggish input sometimes as well.

God Eater: Resurrection

It is like Monster Hunter

It is like ahneemae

New Vegas
Fun gameplay
a lot of nothing, but that's the point I guess

Forza Horizon 3
The best racing game on PC since Test Drive Unlimited 2
PC Port can be a bit shoddy, frame stutter and crashes

Yugioh Over the Nexus
No Xyz and Pendulum bullshit
AI takes literally minutes to make a decision

Why doesn't anyone make Advance Wars hacks?


Anyway:


>DotA 2
>Getting rewarded for solid play is extremely satisfying
>Too many random/team factors means players make excuses and many good players get punished for shitty teammates and the like

Dead by daylight
I like hide'n'seek type of games
FUCKING DEERSTALKER

Titan's Quest Anniversary
>The good,
A fun hack and slash with multiple builds.
>The bad.
Bonecharmer has easily the worse early game.

MGSV
Having multiple options to do one mission is pretty cool and figuring them out is fun.
Everything other than the main ops are tedious busy-work and the environments are barren. Even Mother Base, which should be a big ol' hub is just a few platforms with the occasional DD soldiers having conversations and some target practice missions

pillars of eternity
great decisions
main story is told extremely complicated, so that it seems that the story is very deep, but it isn't. it's actually flat as fuck.

>Megaman 1
The music
Fucking Ice Man floating platform

>Yakuza 1
World and atmosphere is amazing
I hear the combat gets better in the sequels

your mom
good replayability
the smell of her armpits

yfw u have an armpit fetish