Final Fantasy VII - Childhood Ruined

(Childhood ruining revelations inside.)

> Sephiroth didn’t spill any blood (The Masamune can’t cause bleeding in the innocent)
> He completely missed the heart and lungs (the stomach and liver might be damaged, but that isn’t too bad)
> But he DID get her in the spine (so she isn’t walking any time soon)
> Her spinal injury knocked her unconscious (so Phoenix Downs don’t work)
> Overall, her injury isn’t too bad (it’s very survivable)

Sephiroth didn’t kill Aerith - not by a long shot.

> Cloud mistakes Aerith for being dead (that’s not too surprising)
> Cloud gives Aerith a water burial (Aerith can’t swim out, so she drowns)

Cloud was the real killer all along.

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I'm sure they didn't check for breathing or any shit like that first

And I thought Cloud was dumb.

>> He completely missed the heart and lungs (the stomach and liver might be damaged, but that isn’t too bad)
Irrelevant. Sephiroth is high level so he did enough damage to kill her in one hit.

Piss off Mat, nobody likes you anymore

Did you see how much damage Seph was doing in the past to big dragons and shit?
I bet your Aeris had what, 1000 hp max if that?
Bitch got btfo HARD

Fan canon autism is some of the gayest shit on the internet.

muh theory

>(The Masamune can’t cause bleeding in the innocent)
Dat headcannon

Do these kind of people really cant cope with objective state of things?

BUT IT'S JUST A THEORY

no blood is just a ratings thing

Also, dead bodies don't sink

>theory

How the fuck was a no name scrub like Cloud able to sneak up on and ambush the most powerful human being on the planet?

He was wearing the Pre-emptive Materia

>Aerith
Hello, R*ddit.

Dear OP:

youtube.com/watch?v=2TbbvXK5QS8

That's the official spelling from the first -- original -- translation.

Thanks for clearing that up, Redditbro.
+1

A GAME THEORIZING

>all that buzzwording
glad you cleared up your position
shitposting ahoy!

>> Her spinal injury knocked her unconscious (so Phoenix Downs don’t work)

That is exactly what phoenix downs are for

Yes, Aerith is a shitty buzzword.

I agree.
Anyone who disagree with you is reddit
I get it.

Since you are disagree with me you should go back you know where to

You can die from getting your spine severed.

Y-you want to spend more time with me?

Like the Ancientmenian Genocide.

No wonder sword always take so many hits to kill anything in a video game. If they don't hit the heart or lungs, swords can't hurt you!

No, I want you to fuck off back to rebbit

fuck off matpat

So you do want to spend more time with me!