Think of the last three games you've played...

Think of the last three games you've played. The main characters of those three games now have to go on a cross-country road-trip together. How does it turn out?

These threads are always fucking terrible.

There's been road-trip threads before?

>Catherine
>Furi
>Dragon's Crown
It probably wouldn't end well.

He means the threads about hypothetical situations involving the the MC of the last game you've played.

>Nier
>Ratchet & Clank (remake)
>Far Cry 4
No idea. I'd like to imagine they're taking a road-trip across where Far Cry 4 takes place because Pagan Min kidnapped Yonah and Nier guy wants to get her back. No idea why Ratchet and Clank are there.
>banter between Weiss and Clank
I'd play it

>Geralt
>Tracer
>Attila the Hun
Wut?

Geralt would get so sick of it.
Just don't let Tracer drive... too fast.

>Deus Ex
>MGS2
>Demon's Souls

A very boring thread, that nigger, Slayer of demons would probably backstab them in the end.

>Team Fortress 2
>Scout, Soldier and Demoman

I haven't played 3 games

>Team Fortress 2 is three separate games
Nice reading comprehension user

>Gordon Freeman
>Barney Calhoun
>Adrian Shephard

Damn son.

Moneko
Frank West
Excalibur Warframe
So a catgirl,a guy who covered wars and Tehno, how would that work?

>German rifleman
>Fucking Stalin
>Shepard
The first two are going to kill one another while the third runs off fixing every problem he comes across along the way.

Charlotte Aulin
OoT adult Link
Samus

Given that two of them talk really seldomly and that Charlotte seems like the chatty kind, I guess it would be pretty boring while driving. But all three of them like adventures so things cannot end so shitty after all

The perfect road-trip

>Doomguy
>Mobius 1
>Anatolia's Mercenary
Not going to be much conversation on this trip.

>A soldier in X-Com
>A soldier in Aoe 2
>Garett

uh. He knocks them both out with a blackjack and takes the car for a ride? or maybe they handcuff him and have banter about their time periods

>Dark messiah
>Rocket league
>Need for speed most wanted
Uhh
The protagonist of MW drives a rocket league car and Serith is confused the whole time. Would go OK I guess.

Mario, Bayonetta and frank west

God damn I want to be part of that road trip

Frank West, Batman, and Geralt of Rivia

>Phoenix Wright
>Nanashi
>Raidou Kuzunoha
So a lawyer, a detective and a Godslayer walk into a bar...

>Doomguy
>Tracer
>Corvo

It'll be Tracer annoying Doomguy while Corvo periodically vanishes only to reappear loaded down with runes and gold.

>Adult Link (OoT)
>Frank West (DR:OtR)
>Pilot (Gungeon)

I'd imagine there would be a lot of drinking, sight seeing and HYAAA HYAAAA HYAAA HYAAAA

imagine an SMT Ace Attorney like game. Like an Action RPG with Wright or a Ace Attorney game with Raidou

>the guy from factorio
>a UEF commander
>a psychotic hammerwatch pilot

There are no survivors.

>hammerfight*

Rance
The chosen undead
QP

should be fun

>Kunio
>Frank West
>Wario
sign me the fuck up
can you imagine the hijinx

Why would demons need a lawyer?

>Mad Max, Lara Croft, Dragon's Dogma
Well, I know who's driving
Lara is likely gonna get spitroasted

>Marisa
>My Marisa inspired Mage in Dragon's Dogma
>Smash doens't really have a main character, so I guess Fem Robin since I played her last.
Well, I guess they talk about magic and how it works in their separate universes the entire trip. Robin drives, and Marisa insists they take a few detours, which I can't see Robin or The Arisen being able to object to.
Overall a fun trip for everyone involved.

>Daisy (MK7)
>Hero of Dragon Quest 7
>Ness (Earthbound)
It would probably be pretty chill and/or psychedelic

>space station 13 (sec officer)
>world of warcraft (lvl 100 warlock)
>witcher 3

>Jacket from HM1
>The fans from HM2
>The Nerevarine

I don't even know, man.

SFV (I play Vega)
Monster Hunter female protag
Adam Jensen

Vega would be passive aggressive towards Adam and flirt with MH. MH would sit in the back seat playing Freedom Unite on her pink PSP. Adam would eventually crash the car because he tried to drive at night with shades on.

It'd make for a silly game that id waste money on.

>Super Mario Maker
>River City: Tokyo Rumble
>Pocket Card Jockey
Kunio keeps losing his temper and beating the shit out of people over little misunderstandings at every stop, Mario tries to stop him, Jockey stays in the car and plays Solitaire on his phone.

OP's hypothetical situation is ok, but I think I could make it more interesting.

You are now joining those three character on their roadtrip. How does it turn out now?

>Urist
>Garrett
>JC Denton
Urist brings too much alcohol for the trip, but since JC is the only person who exists from a time with cars, he has to hold back as the driver
Garrett steals most of Urist's alcohol, and he gets pissy and starts beating up Garrett
Garrett disappears into the trunk, unseen
Urist nearly find Garrett before the car blows up because JC is there

I did my best

The Stranger/Rider from Furi
my Female STR/FAITH Vicar Ashen One from DS3
and Invoker from Dota 2

Well they certainly won't be talking to each other.

I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT

Not even gonna lie I would bring a lot and I mean a LOT of drugs. Seems for an interesting experience.

Lo Wang
Chosen One, sort of.
One of the two MCs from Divinity: OS. A mage.
They drive around in a beat up piece of shit from the wasteland while Lo Wang spouts out dick jokes and the divinity character replies to fucking everything argumentatively.

>Ryu (Street Fighter 3rd Strike)
>Shinx (Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, was the one I got)
>Brad Armstrong (Lisa:The Painful RPG)
There's gonna be lots of fighting and a TON of dead bodies. Most of them charred.

>TF2 (as an engie)
>princess maker 2
>pokemon X (as a female trainer)

Well, it depends on who counts as the princess maker rep, the girl or the faceless father figure. Either way, it's at least one older man in a car with at least one young girl.

>CJ
>Raiden
>Garrett

CJ steals the car

>Spectre from Mechwarrior 4
>my Warrior in WoW
>Aiden from Watch Dogs
At least my warrior is an engineer and can kinda keep up with the tech.

what does Garret and Raiden do?

>Hunter (monster hunter)
>Digimon Tamer (Digimon world ds)
>Soma (Castlevania)

I only hope that The hunter and Soma don't attack the Digimons of the tamer, but if they do what kind of equipment/souls can they get from a Metalseadramon, Piedmon and Machinedramon?

>Implying that they can even lay a finger on any of those Digimons.

>Phoenix Wright
>Luso Clemens
>JC Denton
I'd imagine a lot of rousing debates about conspiracies, justice and adventuring

>Another one of these threads

Why?

>Ryu Hayabusa
>Kei Amakura
>Inkling

Ryu Hayabusa and Kei at least hit it off, by virtue of being Japanese and in the same universe. Probably talk about all the weird shit they've seen.

Inkling just chills, I guess.

I don't see how Snake, Luigi, and Miku would go at all.

>Delta(Bioshock 2)
>Plauge knight
>Hunter from bloodborne
Sounds like a boring ass trip since one is mute and the other communicates in grunts

Shantae, Meloetta, and Robbit from Jumping Flash.

They have a good time I suppose

>Subnautica
>Alien: Isolation
>SOMA

Subnautica Dude and Amanda Ripley have a lot to talk about, being handy with technology, while Simon 2 just whines about how he doesn't understand basic concepts of transhumanism and post-humanism, and mostly just acts like a third wheel the whole time

Also since he's a rotting corpse riddled with structure gel he'll start stinking up the car fairly quickly

>TF2 Soldier
>a Roman General (RTW)
>a Japanese King (AoE2)

Bad company 2
Mafia 2
Tomb Raider remake.

Vito would try stealing some shit, Preston, haggard, Sweetwater and Sarge would join if a profit is to be made and Lara Croft is in it for the adventure.

>Phoenix Wright: Spirit of Justice
>Dangonronpa 1 and 2
Fuck they will be objections and arguments all the time in the car and someone gets murdered at every stop and we have to solve shit before we die from monokuma

Plauge knight might decide to tinker with their shit.

>Mario
>Ness
>Agent 47
I... I can't think of anything, no idea why I posted here

Davian Thule from Dawn of War: Dark Crusade
Raynor, maybe? from Starcraft 2
I don't remember who else before that but I'm giggling thinking about Raynor's heretical xeno love.

>Shitty FFXIV catgirl
>Adam Jensen
>Batshit insane SS13 chemist

Zoo-Wee-Mama

>Sora (KH1 Remaster)
>Kid Goku (Dragonball Origins)
>Nyotengu (DoA5)

Expecting a lot of /ss/ out of that roadtrip.

>Nanashi from SMTIV:A
>MC from DQ7
>Franklin from GTAV
I wonder how ganbangers would fare in a world of STR

I'd buy that for a dollar.

>Genji
>Oda Nobunaga from Civ 5
>My edgy assassin from Dragon Nest

>Shulk
>Samus Aran
>Link (Twilight Princess)

Sounds like a good time to me.

>Neptune
>Dante
>Bayonetta

Dante is driving, Bayonetta is the passenger seat, and Neptune is in the back. Neptune and Dante talk about video games and while Dante wishes Neptune would stop memeing he still likes her company. Bayonetta is bored most of the time and realizes she could get the trip over fast on a plane or on a motorcycle, but has fun teasing Dante and making lewd remarks everyone once in awhile. Neptune sees Bayonetta as pretty cool, but to much like Iris Heart to really talk about much. All hell breaks loose when choosing a fast food restaurant.

>Team Fortress 2
>Paladins
>Realm of the Mad God
That's like, 30 people on 1 road trip
That'd be fucking hell

Animal Crossing Villager, Jill Valentine, and Mercs3D Jill or Pokemon Heartgold trainer can't recall which I played.

>Fishing with villager for money and food
>Always listens
>Gives me free stuff
>Is a bro

>Jill SANDWICH
>We go to shooting ranges and unlock stuff

>pokemon trainer just plays pokemon go like a fag probably
>Occasionally hangs out and fishes
>tries fighting normies gets his ass kicked
>white out
>We take him to hospital

I probably won't get far with Jill but I'll try considering Chris the boulder man hasn't been fucking her canonically.

>Doomguy
>Jotaro (was playing some Heritage)
>Excalibur

It's a pretty quiet trip. Assuming Doomguy could see Star Platinum for whatever reason, would he assume it's a demon?

>God
>Weepy, emotional wreck with a ticking biological clock gagging for BABIES
>Hungry Like the Wolf

Samus is gonna get pounded.

meant this pic...fucking piece of shit.

Dark in the city night is a wire
Steam in the subway earth is afire
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
Woman you want me give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt down I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd.
And I'm hungry like the wolf.
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt down I'm after you.
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf

Stalked in the forest too close to hide
I'll be upon you by the moonlight side
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo
High blood Drumming on your skin it's so tight
You feel my heat I'm just a moment behind
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt down I'm after you
Scent and a sound. I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf.
Strut on a line it's discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
Mouth is alive all running inside
And I'm hungry like the wolf.

Hungry like the wolf
Hungry like the wolf
Hungry like the wolf

Burning the ground I break from the crowd
I'm on the hunt down I'm after you
I smell like I sound. I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line it's discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt down I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf

>custom character from an rpg
>custom character from a mmo
>custom character from a strategy game

who fucking cares

holy FUCK

Melee Peach
BL2 Krieg
The dude in Dragon Quest Builders

I honestly have no idea. Krieg is the obvious problem but if he saved everybody, and I've done all the missions, high-fived Claptrap.. he isn't a bad dude really. Peach seems pretty nice and accepting of things, the DQB dude seems to like helping people.

It would probably go fairly smooth until Krieg starts shouting about nipple salads and eye gouging. Nah it'd probably go bad. Idk.

>Courier 6
>Isaac Clarke
>Richard the Lion Heart

Spongebob Squarepants Battle for Bikini Bottom
Phoenix Wright Trials and Tribulations
Dragon Quest VII 3DS

Spongebob would shrivel up and die on land, Dragon Quest VII protagonist would be completely silent the whole time, and Phoenix Wright would be confused as fuck.

DoA5: LR
this is gonna be hot