Put disc in console

>Put disc in console
>Start playing

versus

>Buy game off Steam
>Have to install a ton of Microsoft Redistributables
>Change settings
>Fiddle with .ini files
>Check online to see why there are graphical errors
>Have to deal with cheaters

>put disc in console
>INSTALLING
>Xbox has lost connection to Internet. Please try again later
>fiddle with service for 30 minutes
>INSTALLING
>Installation complete!
>click quickplay
>Sorry, Multiplayer is only available to Xbox Live Gold Deluxe V.I.P. Members.
>Go to gamestop, find Xbox live giftcard
>Hello sir, thank you for buying from Gamestop today, will that be all?
>y-yes
>What was that
>YES
>oook... Would you like to buy a membership to our Gamestop Prem-
>n-NO
>Drive back to house
>Put 20 character code into xbox live account using controller
>Thank you for buying Xbox Live Gold Deluxe V.I.P.!
>start game
>press quickplay
>Sorry, Multiplayer is only available to Xbox Live Gold Deluxe V.I.P. Premium members

>start video game
>get fucking bored immediately
>jerk off then take a 3 hour walk to the edge of town

>projecting this hard

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The thread literally started with projecting.

Fuck it, just check my 6.

The first thing I thought of when I read the OP was how I had to make sure to open and run a WiiU we were buying my nephew for christmas just so he wouldn't have to download and install updates for 4 hours after opening it instead of getting to play.

Console
>put disc in
>play game

PC
>buy multiple parts that cost $1000 for a decent build
>have to manually put together all the components
>keyboard is uncomfortable and confusing since 95% of the buttons have no input on the game
>you have to replace all your parts every 1.5 years as the graphics cards become worse over time and run worse
>have to install a video game license rental service like Steam
>have to play $60 for recently released games but have no benefits as physical copy
>there are constant updates for games slowing down the chance of playing the game
>games constantly crash and run into compatibility problems
>Nvidia gimps their cards with Gameworks to make you buy their newer hardware
>try to play some indie games but most are uninspired rip offs of older SNES games I played
>try a early access to literally alpha test a game with barely any content and runs poorly
>can't let my friends borrow my games without jumping though huge obsoletes and even then we can't play each others games if the other is playing a different game at the time
>try to play older games from my childhood on N64 and PS2 emulators
>try to plug in my controller to use for more comfortablility but it requires multiple drivers and constantly rebind the controls every time I switch games
>download emulator for them but they take a while to get the right settings and even then the games run poorly and are missing textures and other graphical glitches
>try to play older PC I heard from others but the run into compatibility problems and constantly crashes when tried to play
>try to play a fun looking multiplayer game but the game is filled with hackers and childern and young teens constantly spouting memes
>try to play split screen with my friends but hardly any games supports split screen and is a hassle to set up
>start playing less and less and go on Cred Forums and shitpost more about games even ones I never even played

What is the point of PC gaming?

Dude, nice.

This is more accurate

jesus fuck

I've never tried this but in my experience of PC building I'm sure if you just but all the parts and shit into the case, take it to Geek Squad, and say "wtf my comp isn't turning on" they'll build it for you

That's pretty good but not quite as good as my 2

I can confirm the part about Gold to be true. After you buy gold you need to restart the console to be able to play multiplayer. So fucking stupid.

>have to replace all your parts every 1.5 years
>"IGN: XBOX 360 FAILURE RATE REACHES 54%"
>"If your Xbox 360 hasn't broken down yet or suffered from the dreaded red ring of death, then consider yourself pretty lucky."
yea replacing your hardware sure does suck

fuuuuck

five

Can someone explain how this is projecting?
I can't complain about something before just somebody saying hey that's you as a crappy insult?

nicely done...

now watch THIS

console
>put disc in
>play

PC
>download game
>play

you're all retards

>Put disc in console
>30 minute install
>30 minute update 10GB patch
>30 install again
>servers offline can't even do anything
>servers backonline but slow as shit menus are all slow
the future we chose

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

>2018
>halo 2k19
That's fucking great

PC
>download game
>steam is installing x
>update driver
>change settings
>play

Console
>turn on console
>system update required
>system restarting to apply update
>put in disk
>game needs to download patch
>patch needs to install
>start game
>loading trophy data
>no settings to change
>5 minute load screen
>play

>Put disc in console
>Start playing
Yeah movies work the same way on my computer faggot.

Man, no wonder you are so jaded you must have had a really shitty time at one point. This is how I play PC Games

>Buy game off steam
>click ok twice
>go into settings and turn them UP UP UP (most games set to max settings 1080i/60fps). Let me tell you, this shit looks cash and is fluid. Nice.
>smoke bowl
>start playing

I'm sorry you had such a poor time of it, but if you are happy playing games only on console that is your choice. Between us anons I prefer to have a PC and console for gaming. Perhaps you should consider both?

Pc
>download game
>play game

Console shit
>need to get up
>put down my cheetos
>lick my dusted fingers clean.
>put game in
>get comfy again
>get ready to play.
>DISC ERROR

REEEEEEEEEE

PC failure rate is 89% though

Did you know that 91% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

do you have a single fact to back that up

Noice. Now 7 is your friend

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>Put disc in console
>Start playing

Playing what, a movie? Sorry, I'd rather play a game instead of cinematic experiences like Uncharted and Halo and Bayonetta.

Well meme'd, you goona play those *****games***** like Virginia and Stanley Parable

>Pc
>Install game ready drivers
>Download game
>Play

Console
>Pop disk in
>Day one patch 50gb
>Download it at shitty sony networks speeed (aka 56kbps)
>Play

Prove me wrong

Nice rebuttal

At least they're not touted as "must have" exclusives.

>At least they're not touted as "must have" exclusives.
>top seller games that have many sites declaring them as must play games

Ok

>What is the point of PC gaming?

free games from torrents

This desu

he has 92% facts to back it up, I however have 98% facts to back up the fact that you are 100% wrong in 42% of the facts you attempt to facilitate

>have both a console and a pc
>don't have to engage in platformwars like an underage faggot

>Gaming is best on PC
>doesn't care about games, only about fps and graphics
>pirates games he enjoys

PC """""gamers""""" are a joke.

M A D M A N
A
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>Put disc in console
>Start playing

Yeah I remember 2006

the facebook tier artifacts on your image are the joke

I almost exclusively play PC anymore (as not many new console games interest me) and rarely ever have autism over graphics unless it is something major.

But that horsecock update is spot on.

>including the process of buying a game in the steam section but not the console section

I'll redo the first part to make it more accurate

>walk into FUCKING GAMESTOP
>see employee lazily throwing disks into a big pile for his coworker to angrily shove into paper disk sleeves under the counter
>e-excuse me but do you have a copy of weeaboo panty quest (censored in the West) VII for the playstation 4?
>he hands me one of the scratched disks and tells me that'll be 79.99 and fuck off
>I happily pay money for my games unlike Pcucks
>go home
>put the disk in
>error: disk cannot be read
>FUCKING GAMESTOP
>wake up at this point in a cold sweat and realize that it was all a dream because PS4 doesn't have any games

This thread is over.

It's funny because the first thing I did with any new console game was go to the settings and see if what I could change.

PC is a natural fit for me, console babbys need not apply

Console
>Put disc in
>install
>Play or update up to you. you have the choice

PC
>Put disc in
>install
>Try to play without updating
>fries my gpu
>have to use my relatives PC to find out why my pc stopped working
>have to go buy new gpu for $599 just to keep up with the latest consoles
>buy console instead
>put disc in
>install
>play game or update its my choice

>Spend $2000 of pc parts
>buys 144hz 500$ monitor
>Doesnt buy games at release
>Waits for steam, gog, and humble bundle sales
>pirates games
>begs for pc ports

Why even live?

>guiz look I'm autistic to fiddle with settings instead of just playing

Kys

really the only reason you should have a console is for exclusives

Console
>put disc in
>play game

PC
>father has to release his seed into your mother's vagina
>wait 9 months
>be born
>develop more advanced thinking abilities
>complete schooling
>get a job
>finish uni
>get a career
>earn enough to buy a house
>get promoted
>earn enough to buy a PC
>PC comes in
>plug in PC
>turn it on
>download steam in the longest 5 seconds of your life
>buy and download game
>inhale
>exhale
>blink
>play game
When will PC shills learn?

Nice.

>handheld system
>put game in
>play

...

>Console Gamer is still staring at a computer

One fucking job

I thought it could pass for a TV.

Why are we still arguing about PC vs Consoles?

Because gamers in general are literal autists

Console gamers don't even care enough to be that way you projecting faggot

Nice one user.

he's staring at the computer because shitposting is more enjoyable than console games

>Put disc in console
>Start playing

what console still does this nowadays? Id love to know, my PS4 always takes an entire fucking hour to install it to the HD or install an update for the game

>Put disc in console
>Game character literally brags to you about how you're play the game on a modern system and won't have to change discs
>You have to install the game onto the console for 40 minutes instead in between 2 hour movies

Console:
>buy game
>go through some bullshit
>play game

PC:
>buy game
>go through some bullshit
>play game

TI-84 Plus Calculator
>perform numerous mathematical calculations in an instant
>ideal for math and science, features more than a dozen preloaded apps including functionality that encourages exploration of interactive geometry, inequality graphing, and real-world data collection and analysis
>Advanced statistics and regression analysis, graphical analysis, and data analysis are readily accessed, along with features for calculus, engineering, financial, logarithm, trigonometry, and hyperbolic functions--all crucial tools for advanced analysis
>with its clear display and fast processing, the calculator incorporates graphing tools for mathematics and science course work, including statistics and finance

CONSOLE AND PC FAGS BTFO. CALCULATOR DEITY RACE.

Wii U, because the games are relatively small and I think they still use DVDs.

fuck no, I have to install those too

and update the system

>Buying games on steam.
First strike.
>Not making sure everything is up to date
Second strike
>Implying there aren't cheaters on console
Third strike.

And explains why Cred Forums is 90% PC only :^)

Says something about PC games huh

OK, dead

...

You only have to update the system, games are just plug and play if you get them before a patch is released.

>90% of Cred Forums is pc only

source: your ass

Between the goldfacing and false flagging it's at most 50%

Literally look at all the Cred Forums polls

Consoles
>put disc in
>"servers unavailable"
>make sure I'm still paying for PlayStation plus now supreme
>make sure my wifi settings are correct
>make sure firmware is updated
>check twitter
>PlayStation servers down due to lizard squad DDOS attacks for the next 2 days
>rage as pcucks have a full weekend's worth of progress ahead of me

Fricking heck my dude

cheeeeck my 69

5555555555

>make any greentext

>P R O J E C T I N G

its their word against everyone elses

*kisses you back*

>I have no understanding of what a jpeg is

I thought you pc faggots were supposed to know things about computers

Casio is 10x better than TI cuckulators

>uncompressed jpegs automatically have artifacts
lol what

>Jpeg has lossless compression
lol what

>put disc in console
>DL day one patch
>buy an online pass so multi player functions
Am I missing anything?

My life the post
See ya Virginia, I gotta beat off to Taylor Swift fakes and see if anything cool is happening at 0200 at my nearby baseball field.

>Cred Forums polls

Huh, this must've been the first reliable poll not raided by bots ever conducted

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PC
>Checking for game ready drivers
>Checking for software depencies
>Checking the technical forums for launch performance issues
>Checking benchmark site for game ready driver's stability
>Checks hardware monitoring just in case Njewdia repeats 196.75
>Checking event vierwer log just to make sure everything is properly installed
>The devs fucked up the PC version, have to wait for 2 to 3 days for a Hotfix and a month for a proper stability patch!

THIS HAPPENS MAJORITY OF TIME WHENEVER I INSTALL A NEW MULTIPLATFORM PC TITLE!!! It's IS FUCKING EXHAUSTING! THIS IS WHY I only install city building games, Civs and RTS Because I know they don't suffer from Consolitis. SHIT I EVEN SPEND MORE TIME PLAYING MOBILE NOW Because they're much more convenient to install and play!!!

>20 gig day 1 patch

yeah, when you repeatidly save them over and over
>the facebook tier artifacts
is right since out of all the sources you grabbed the file, you choose the most compressed file instead of well....

>keyboard is confusing
Stopped reading there. You are clearly actually retarded.

So what?

>PCfats have to make fake images to lie to themselves

down the ladder fag :^)

>10 years later
>wanna play old game x
>woops, xbox quit internet service to that console 3 years ago
>woops, the console bricked itself years ago
>woops, the disc has a scratch on it; unplayable
>put SNES cartidge into nintendo
>still plays fine

i have SNES games older than the majority of Cred Forums that still work fine. Yet ive gone through like 2 ps3's, 4 xbox 360's.

They need to get their fucking shit in order. In 10 years time im sure only 10% of Xbox 360's will work anymore

Lets change the topic, guys:
What video games have you been playing recently? Was it fun?

Doom wads and Splatoon. There haven't really been any games that have come out this year that I really enjoyed.

>fake images
What did he mean by this?

Hey guys, this thread sucks.

I'm gay, how does that make you feel?

Bf2 proj revive
>yes, very
God eater res
>yes, quite, 70hrs done with story
Dq7
>charming, i play before sleep

I REALLY wanna tell you to fuck off but you're making it hard for me

>Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

tf2- meh
Tales of Zeristria- shit, they stopped caring long ago.
Mount and Blade warband- fun as always.
No mans sky- Spore 2.

You take a established image with correct behavior then flip it like you are clever

Warcraft 3 multiplayer. It is still amazing 14 years later.

But ladder is dead isn't it

>>keyboard is uncomfortable and confusing
consolefags everyone

>CONTROLLER IS SHIT
pcucks everyone

Max Payne 3 MP

Game's kinda dead but when I do get a full-ish match it's fun as hell

Far Cry 2 (modded)

Like STALKER with better music and visuals but worse gunplay. Janky but fun.

Victoria 2 HPM

Playing grossgermania is great but it's gotten kinda stale and I'm not good enough to do it as Austria. Playing other nations is kinda boring too. Waiting for the new EU4 xpack to drop.