Why the fuck are the hats still here?

Why the fuck are the hats still here?

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seriously why are the hats still here
it's 1:16 a.m.

this day never ends

>They're gone in-thread
Seems it's just a loose number in the system, will probably resolve next hour.

What was their purpose anyway?

To remind us how pathetic we are for browsing this shit hole for another year.

>I've been on this cespool of a website for 10 whole years
>literally nothing to show for it except I'm a NEET and my face and dick pics are somewhere on the internet because of some bitch I edated from my /r9k/ days
>used to spend 16 hrs a day on r9k, int, and g
>now I spend 8 hrs a day browsing Cred Forums, masturbating, and playing videogames

My life went from one pathetic extreme to another completely pathetic extreme. Fucking kill me already.

>he didn't block them

hello newfag

WEST COAST NIGGA
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It's 10:52 pm over where those superior to you live.

Been browsing it for almost 10 years also, except I'm wagecuck now.

This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave Cred Forums. Do anything else.

Cred Forums Pass user since November 2015.

>Cred Forums Pass user since November 2015.
the fuck is this

Been browsing for 8 years, wagecuck now as well. I think this is the kind of life most people live when they become adults.

Most of the people I know aren't doing anything more exciting than this when they're not working.

yeah most people just slip into tv/facebook/etc forever, keeping occasional contact with old friends

I wish I could become a wagecuck. I'm just biding my time until my parents kick me out the house and I end up homeless and smelling like piss.

>just leave Cred Forums

I think that ship has sailed. If I could I would but I can't. Nobody how long I stay away I eventually end up gravitating back towards this place. I used to be miserable browsing /r9k/ 16 hrs a day. The moment I stopped browsing, posting, and participating in those cancerous Skype groups, I started to feel better. I wouldn't say I was having more fun or was happy, but I was content. But at the same time I miss it, I miss interacting with those cancerous fucks that have the same problems as me. I can't go back though since /r9k/ now is nothing like it was 4-5 years ago and is just absolutely awful.

>inb4 it was awful then too

It probably was but it wasn't a meme factory that it is today. Cred Forums has become shit, Cred Forums has always been shit, Cred Forums is shit. Cred Forums is literally just a porn board now. I hate videogames. I'm slowly starting to not like anime or movies anymore. TV shows and music is all I got at this point, and I'm slowly starting to like that less and less. Clearing my backlogs of all entertainment and media is all I really had to look forward to and I'm slowly starting to hate all the things I used to enjoy 2-3 years ago.

My bad for shitting up the thread with my depressive faggotry btw, no clue why the party hats are still up, don't really care either way.

TL,DR I'm a friendless faggot, just disregard this post and let the thread die.

user how much have you had to drink

its okay

just let it all out

nice baito desu

It's ok user. I'm in the same boat. My parents are pushing me to get a job but I'm just scared.

I don't even know where to start.

Get any shitty job. Work a little. Get angry at shit pay and work hours. Decide that you want more comfortable work and a better pay. Go for it.

And they try to make it seem like they're living this exciting existence. In reality it's pretty boring. But they have to keep up an image.

It makes me feel better about browsing this website for eternity.

Stale pasta

the party never ends

Fuck man. Just leave this site. For your own sake. Get your life in order.

:stophats: in the email field newfags

Don't do this it makes mustard gas.

The problem is, like most of us, you're engaging in activities like vidya 24/7. Do something, even something you love, all day every day, and you start to hate it.

Something to do with the rewards system I believe. Either change shit up or do shit you hate for a little bit to reset that rewards system.

I guess the hats go away when you buy a shekelpass

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

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How does one get a job with no work experience?

>Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.
what

Are you really bad at reading time or what?

Why the hell it shows this info

Why

WHY

because pic related.

THE MODS ARE HERE IN DISGUISE

EVERYONE JUST KEEP YOUR COOL FACES ON.

License and registra-

Fuckkkk I'm sorry moot I missed Cred Forums's birthday, posting this at exactly 11:59 ;---; HBD

user? what happened??

because you can now chose to display it

So how's October going for you all? I want to think of a spooky avatar or something Halloween ish to add to my current one.

All this will do is usher in a new type of shitposting and thread derailing.

Way to fucking go, g00k.

hes referencing the oc ms paint comic where the cop asks that and then sees the guys coolface

i think

Imagine all the yous someone will be getting
>haha that nerd actually bought a Cred Forums pass

i dont like this

>(you)s

That's another retarded thing. Sure it helps and all but it also only makes attention whores fuel their addiction and for ERPfags.

Rate my hat.

It's also nice to feel relevant to discussion.

decent but lacking a compelling narrative.

What's up with the ERP lately on Cred Forums?
It was never this rife with it even if I practice it
It seems like every damn vidya girls thread has to have some fucker "assisting"

Since oct 2016

You actually wasted money for a meme that will last a week xD my dude xDDD

Passes are useful though.

Chill. When you wake up, they'll be gone.

Cred Forums Pass user since October 2016.

Cred Forums taught me how to handle criticism with a tougher skin, laugh at tragedy, make an onahole out of a rubber glove, and not be such a self-conscious autist. If you haven't gotten anything out of 10 years of being here you need to lurk moar.

So it's optional? Can someone confirm this? It's still worthless because a shitpost ban will put you at risk to permanently lose what you've paid for.

Get the fuck out of here

Did you make sure to buy a Cred Forums goldpass goy?

actually made me think

im out

>the hats are gone
>the since4pass isn't

Heheh she funny joke, Hiro, ahahaha. You can stop it now.

>Assuming user sleeps

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Thank god I have this copypasta to tell me that I wasn't really having fun.

> You are not gathering stories to tell

Sure I do. And boy what stories these are.

Feels good man.

>not keeping them on so you can know what opinions to discard and recognize samefagging

>not using forced user so you don't have to deal with any of that shit.

wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=-9kWv9Pc6BU
Ten years.

Where has the time gone?
Ten years in this place. Ten years.

this is a really well placed reaction image well done

Why the fuck are we still here?

It's a second home for many. The place you feel comfortable, among your peers, people with similar tastes.
Where else would we be?

This place has more freedom of speech and content for different tastes than any other shithole.