Suicide is painless

>one punch man is bad because it's one joke

the entire brilliance of the book is making situations around the joke

>one punch man is bad
True.

>What is Milo's Syndicate
>What is the Chaplain constantly getting fucked with
>What is Major Major Major Major

That stupid guy is brainless
His game is far too aimless

And every time I play I always freeze

The only way to win is cheat
And shut it off before I'm beat
And hope I still have the receipt
For this whole game is incomplete

That's not true. Family guy referenced it, so I understood that reference :^)

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE

AND I CAN PROCEDURALLY GENERATE IT IF I PLEAAAASE

I can take or leave it
If I please

Mash is not funny or good
>hurrr it's old, therefore it's cool and i'm cool for liking old things,cause that means it's classic
>HURRR
No

What did he mean by this?

>hurr its old

Hello, kiddo.

TO BE THE BAD MAN

I hope murray and hello games never respond to the shitty fucking community that treats a video game not being the best thing ever as the biggest crime of the century

so fucking ashamed to share the same hobby as you people

Good evening, Mr. Murray.

You DO know the M*A*S*H theme was written by a 13 year old.

Think about that for a second, faggot.

I'm 23 and I've never seen it. I do remember seeing the endless reruns in the Fox TV listings every night but I never actually watched the show.

>posting on Cred Forums after you turn 20

embarrassing

>not giving him a (you)
I'm 23

It's because it's a Sony thing.
Other studios doing far more reprehensible shit than not including multiplayer, like the new Hitman game literally being AAA early access, get a few people yelling about it in their threads at best.

TO BE THE SAD MAN

Oh really?

A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
multiplayer will there be?
and I replied possibly

>listening to people 19 and under

This. Sure he overhyped the game, but for fucks sakes, you all took the bait and ran with it. Just next time be a bit more sensible and temper your expectations.

I'm 25 and I never heard of that show.

>people younger than me: immature retards
>people older than me: old pricks who are out of touch

Oh you.

i never stated the latter

i will tell you that nobody of consequence cares about the opinion of a 19 year old seriously

No, they repeatedly lied about feature after feature and tried to sell it as the greatest video game of all time. I didn't buy this game nor believe the hype and I think the people who did were gullible retards, but fuck him, fuck Sony and fuck you for defending this bullshit just because shitting on him became popular.

If nothing else all the bashing of this faggot will teach other devs to tone down the bullshots, lies and overhyping of their own shitty games.

literally who cares about your weeb trash faggot

OH WOOOW MAN YOU SURE FUCKING TOLD HIM WHOOOOOOOOOO

I fucking hate you so god damn much right now and wish murder was legal so I could just go over to your house and rape your tight virgin asshole until you bleed to death you're such a worthless pile of hot ass it's just PISSING me off knowing you and I share the same world NO! the same universe god you're so fucking stupid it's unbelieveable do us all a favor and kill yourself no scratch that it would be doing you a favor if your miserable life ended right now I want you to live for eternity and suffer knowing you're the biggest fucking imbecible in all of history and will forever be a stain that is known as the human race you're just that god damn retarded even retards call you retarded you fucking retarded retard just fuck off already I'm so sick of you I'm figuratively screaming at my monitor right now over your asinine post it's just that god damn insane I really hope you're fucking happy right now just wallow in your ignorance you baboon before

...

>only a fool

Tl;dr

You kids and your autisms

>didn't even need to change any line. pure pottery.
youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...
[REFRAIN]:
That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make
All our little joys relate
Without that ever-present hate
But now I know that it's too late, and...
[REFRAIN]

The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
So this is all I have to say.
[REFRAIN]

The only way to win is cheat
And lay it down before I'm beat
And to another give my seat
For that's the only painless feat.
[REFRAIN]

The sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works it's way on in
The pain grows stronger... watch it grin, but...
[REFRAIN]

A brave man once requested me
To answer questions that are key
Is it to be or not to be
And I replied 'oh why ask me?'
[REFRAIN]

'Cause suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I please.
... and you can do the same thing if you please.