Can we have a thread about shitty cosplay that is vidya related?

Can we have a thread about shitty cosplay that is vidya related?

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post more cute

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>taking a picture of yourself while covering your entire face with your phone

I want to fuck that 6 ft qt even if it throws me in jail.

>dat crazy expression
I bet she fucks like a wild tiger.

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I wanna fuck a bad crazy cosplay chick so bad familia.

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These threads are lame because all of it is just dumb males ogling girls dressing as their favorite slutty video game characters. Get girlfriends please and maybe they might dress up for you.

Fucking haggard old bitch

Uhg, males. Like, can we not?

>Get girlfriends please and maybe they might dress up for you.
How? Do I get one by becoming fucking shredded sickcunt?

t. Tumblr

What a qt.

Kill yourself back to /cgl/

>Do I get one by becoming fucking shredded sickcunt?

I do not think that this is proper English. Let alone in some legible lexicon.

She's anything but qt.

>Get girlfriends please
woah, way to ostracize all the homosexual and asexual posters in the thread.
maybe you should consider others before posting ?!?!

>maybe you should consider others before posting ?!?!
youtube.com/watch?v=SAHvLAJ-5aQ
Better?

this place is not for you

Homosexuals and asexuals do not ogle women and treat them like dumb objects as hets do.

name of cosplayer?

nah. develop a personality, make some friends, date within your social circle, develop confidence, date outside your social circle.
if you want to get shredded in the meantime then go for it, but don't enter 'coccoon mode'. you'll just emerge a very socially maladjusted butterfly.

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It's my fuckslut, sorry.

And you haters are done. You know this dumb shit makes her stronger, right? Not to mention she has a dedicated fanbase that loves her for her talent, wit, and beauty. You two? Just dumbass haters trying to make an epic comment. Fuck off, stupid haters.

Haiden Hazard

No

>talent, wit, and beauty

Is this opposite day?

>Homosexuals and asexuals do not
woah, way to pigeon-hole minority groups.
Let me guess, you somehow get to decide what homosexual and asexuals are and aren't interested in?
If homosexuals and asexuals feel like posting in a bad cosplay thread, why should straight and lesbians stop them?
Do you think that just because some people aren't sexually attracted to certain things that they by default shouldn't be allowed to look or comment on the materials?
As an asexual are you somehow not allowed to be in the presence of sexuality?
Seriously do not even think about replying to me again if you don't first consider your post in full.

Can I fuck those tits?

Thanks bro

Right. Hope it's a boy.

what happened to this thread

I don't think she's pregnant.

>all that makeup
jesus. are those eye brows even real?

>are those eye brows even real?
When was the last time you saw a real female?

No I meant I hope she has a spebis

lol this is what bitches say publicly while they're addicted to cocaine snorted off of a dick

if that's a trap Juri, I'd main her... and swallow

80 fucking thousand for pics with tits...

she looks cute, but I think nearly all of them have shitty personality.
If someone reads all the time how cute,awesome, hot etc. he/she won´t have that nice personality. Even if the most of them are some shitty neckbeards.

>Do you think that just because some people aren't sexually attracted to certain things that they by default shouldn't be allowed to look or comment on the materials?

Yes, it's for dumb hets only and they will stop anyone who isn't them.

god, every time I see a girl licking her lips my dick just turns to diamonds.

then how come no one has called out any of the homosexual or asexual posters yet?
Only the toxic anti-straighter got called out and that's because they are trying to spread hate.

Take your hate and leave it at the door, we don't need that in here.

>then how come no one has called out any of the homosexual or asexual posters yet?

That's because they are not here and if they say they are they are just a het in disguise.

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>random people posting reaction images on an image board discussing video games that she will never, ever read make her stronger
Jesus christ how strong can we make her

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Those are some ugly fuckos in that picture. Why is everyone so ugly?

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kek, is that the bitch he's married to now?

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you're in it

that shit turns me on

Jessica Nigri is her real name? Huh...

burn

Explain the filename. Do I have to look up some supplementary material to get the joke?

BLACKED
L
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K
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nah thats bullshit, make money and pay someone to do it... or just pretend your cool online and you'll get ladies although probably not as attractive

this dva cosplayer is the definition of a butter face

Well you can't go making claims like that without providing proof. Now I have to see for myself. Is she famous or anything?

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WOW, that face belongs on a body at least twice as fat. How unfortunate. Those damn suits work miracles.

shoulda just been happy with the ass, man...

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why did i have to see this

At least now I know. Does she have a name? Has she ever tried to pull off any other looks with more or less success?

>no nail polish on feet or hands

why bother

>Her head was shaved and powdered in the Cairhienen fashion.

gender isnt real you ignorant fucks. only race matters now. you white or something faggot?

I'm transblack, shitlord.

m.imgur.com/account/ghuij/albums

Major props to the user who linked this last thread. Thanks a lot, mate, absolute 10/10.

transblack lives dont matter

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404, what is it?

Black people know better than to not go into THAT territory

I don't know how girls get their eyebrows to look like that but it is very common now.

They shave them off and paint a line instead

I think they're different cosplayers, chick in the first webm does have tits like a spaniels ears though.

Look at They are obviously not painted on.

>tfw no qt tall cosplaying gf

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Ye, they're different people.

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that's not shitty

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jinx cosplayers never fail to arouse me

she's legal, right?

holy fuck talk about crazy eyes

>ywn roam the wasteland with a lewd vault girl fuckbuddy

I MUST SEE THE REST OF THIS IMAGE

her hair looks like it's photoshopped blue. instead of actually dyed blue

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So.. pic unrelated?

I don't like saying terrible things about woman but that's not crazy, just weird

What character can a black loli cosplay as?

goddamn it I can't find the next image to this one

Its a fuckin wig you moron

Strange, it's a collection of very lewd cosplays.
m.imgur.com/a/IbrjN
That should link you to one of the sets.

looks kinda nice desu

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>Those hips to that waist
>Those tits

i have gazed upon god, and it is good

still looks photoshopped

>tfw I went into a con for the first time and one of the cosplayers tried to sell me her stockings

>roastie curtains

kek

>being a big enough loser where women assume you'd get off on their used stockings

might as well just kill yourself user

>tried to
You didn't buy them?

I just love that she has massive fucking bras hanging in the background

I was going to link you sadpanda gallery of her to show the awful pancake tits but seems like she requested them to take it down...

sadpanda are full of cucks taking down anything now

Is Mei is one of the best characters for THICC cosplay or what?

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She is absolutely one of the most laziest.

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you know what really hurts about not being rich or a chad

I'll never get to fuck a cosplayer dressed in that. I don't even know the character beyond it being some milf in fire emblem but holy fuck if she isn't a semen demon.

The realization is too real.

why don't you pretend you're rich so she believes you're rich?

The face is at the least a 7/10 and implying your standards are even that high.

>implying you wouldn't

>7/10

buddy

no

>7/10
mayne I think you're seriously overselling that face.

>blow my savings to appear rich for one night
>cum in her multiple times

kind of tempted

I find face is far from gushing over, but I totally that belly and I'm not even a phikcfag.

How?

fuckin lost my shit at your pic

tell her you're rich
maybe wear clothes that looks like Scrooge

That's strayan you britbonger

Really? That's supposed to work? Don't you think that all guys would simply wear one expensive outfit and tell everyone they are rich?

sweet
fucking
jesus

Just put your dick between two balloons, it's the same shit.

Women are really gullible and will believe almost anything you tell them if you can lie well enough. I once got a girl to believe HER favorite Zelda game was Dark Souls. As in The Legend of Zelda: Dark Souls.

you have fucking destroyed me
any girl who isn't a long haired pale brunette is now garbage
nup
fuck you
this is bullshit

What?

Honestly, it's not that hard. I dress very well and people assume I'm rich all the time (I am). But that's beyond the point. As long as you have the clothes and can play the part, you can convince a lot of people you're made of money.

your a piece of shit

Also, skin care, dental hygiene, etc. are all very important as well. Even shit like your posture and gait and mannerisms.

Basically just be rich from birth and you should get the hang of it lmao.

>tfw i found out she's lesbian

it's a strange type of feeling

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Blondes > brunettes

Oh, that's a shame.

The number one complaint from weird /fit/izens who used to be fat is that even though they're fit, they have no social skills and no clue how to talk to girls, so they still get nowhere, even when a woman is interested in them.

So nah, getting shredded isn't a magic bullet.

>A special snowflake wants to be more special.
Didn't see that coming.

But being charming and shredded is surely a lot better than just charming.

no theyre fucking not you scando piece of fucking filth

But locking them up in your basement seems to be according to the news.

This is how she looks under the makeup.

Yes, they are.

What the fuck is happening to this image? It looks like it's being corrupted by phazon.

Nooooooooooo.

Why is makeup so shit? I could literally fuck OP girl if it wasn't for the makeup.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ELVES

Definitely. But I'd say the charm matters a lot more. And downloading MyFitnessPal and doing stronglifts doesn't give you any charm. Arguably diminishes it, if you go cocoon mode.

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Quick someone send this to Ken Levine

fuck off
skyrim doesnt belong to the nords

and another!

>he didn't buy them
Your only excuse at this point is that she wanted 100$ or something for them

i can go all day you filthy cunt hole

LOOOOL

you are fucking retarded to think that someone who gets 50 thousand patreon dollars a month to put on make-up cares about anything, but not a retarded as the useless breathing fleshlight that is jessica nigri

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>Mei
What the fuck is wrong with people, everyone suddenly does cosplay of that character and majority of people are just fat whales with glasses.

>you are fucking retarded to think that someone who gets 50 thousand patreon dollars a month to put on make-up cares about anything
They usually care about their weight

hnnnngggg

>sucker for blondes
>have hot blonde ex who is big zelda fan
>she dressed up as midna (elf form or whatever) one halloween
>also is big metroid fan
>likes when I call her Lady
>mfw I realize after we broke up that I missed my chance to possibly fuck a hot cosplay samus

still fucking hurts

i want to rub and kiss that belly

Its the new L, only for fat girls

Because glasses, chopsticks and a blue tank top is very little effort for gaining attention through "cosplaying"

Fag desu.

It's lazy cosplay

Enji Night's a brunette though.

SOS need sauce, google doesn't know.

>calls me a fag
>posts backside of a shit harley quinn

kek

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That must have been her little brother, right?

>gf was a bit thick the time i knew her
>she's been going to the gym hardcore lately
>her cute tummy has been dissapearing and the softness of her chubby arms is slowly becoming harder and more toned.

OwO

>gf
fuck off loser

But now she can pin you down and fuck your ass.

>being this much of a virgin
Topkek

Feywilde

Fucking underrated m8

HOL UP!

Is that a Wheel of Time reference?

Feywilde

You can find her on g.e-hentai her hex maniac does wonders to my dick for some reason.

she got small ass tiddies though

Needs more tits.

I don't wear stockings

Fucking fake tits is more like fucking water balloons.

did he checked?

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Ashley Orlows is pretty cute, I would be her friend.

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hahah what the fuck are you on about bitch

Ideal body

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All things considered, that's actually a pretty good Dick.

is this suzy?

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This is some /x/ shit right here.

ayyy lmao

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Yes.

>They are obviously not painted on
Looks painted on to me. Not shaved off like that other user said, but painted on to give it a clear edge and make them look thick without appearing hairy

Is that from the JAV

What is the code

>tfw 5'10

I know right

Those white features are a turn off

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Gross, looks too much like Larkin Love.

>delicious even in high school

I'm not surprised.

HNNNNNNG

>obese
>tiny saggy tits

0/10

Being gay isn't a choice, asshole.

You spelled Bailey Jay wrong.

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God I love this picture

Then show up at local anime convention and offer 10 bucks to the first you see.
Or better yet, secure a cosplay judge position at an anime convention and get free blowjobs.

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That fat little piglet on the right is the only heavy girl I'd ever want to fuck.

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You mean she kiss girls in public for attention.

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>unoriginal marshal mathers joke

>saggy
Check the dictionary again, familia.

>that fucking hand

>that fuckin ayy torso

Looks like um Slim Shady?

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>even has the headlights on
10/10

>tfw an ugly man cosplays as your waifu

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That thumb
I am fucking done

What these girls seem to do is they use makeup to fill in the brow, shape it, and extend it beyond where the natural hairs end.

>Falling this hard for bait

Jesus it must hurt to be you faggots.

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You can't choose to be imaginary but you can't be born imaginary either. They are just liars.

Eh, I'd plow it.

delet

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retard, they're for your head, not your legs

dat smile

source on girls name?

Helly von Valentine, like it says on the first picture.

> those shoulders
My intuition tells me it's a trap. I wonder which it is?

Hes some rich guy who made his money on internet shit. Can't find the pics but he regularly surrounds himself with hot women, proving once again that money is the surest pussy magnet

What the fuck is that hand and thumb

>Girls look like goblins without make-up on
Who would have thought?

Is this the bitch with the lazy eye?

is that her actual nips or did she fake them as part of the costume?

Teen Titans Robin is Tim Drake tho

bait

left, absolutely left.

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Who is the lovely lady on the right?

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punchable as fuck

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doesn't look like she has any toes

JAXED

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Enji Night's thighs are god's gift to humanity.

that isn't thick, that's fat

What exactly is "cocoon mode" Is it when you grind out the stronk so hard, you still are weird?

It reminds me of that comic where the nerd is talking shit online then goes "What am I doing? I need to get BUFF!" then it's just him buff talking shit online.

Me on the left

tell
me
more

basically that. you cut off contact with most friends and family, stop all other hobbies, focus entirely on lifting and usually bulking.

This guy looks dope

Freddy Krueger?

what would be scarier, freddy krueger, or a guy with a wallet chain?

Heterosexual men don't usually do that either. I would accuse you of bigotry against "hets" considering you're quick to assume that straight men suddenly see other people purely as objects.

This simply isn't true. I'd say thing you're bigoted against heterosexuals but in our current, completely idiotic culture the majority isn't allowed to feel prejudice.

That's true.
Instead, homosexuals ogle hot men and treat them like objetcts.

foh feminazi

Girl on the left has a fantastic body, too bad that chin is more developed than 99% of the males on this board.

Shes a cunt on twitter as well. Another girl Ken Ashcorp sucks up to.

the one on the right looks like a half-caste pig

I jacked off

then have returned to this thread to jack off to her again

which I never do with just pics

So who is she

these whores are all stuck up cunts. it's annoying that orbiters feed their ego even more

Holy shit that's fucking hot

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He looks great, but he's still missing that "I died inside long ago" look

thats a guy

Haiden Hazard

Enjoy

momokun

Enjoy the nudes.

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You're right, "hets" treat women like the dumb objects that they are.

literally perfect cosplay

Of course onlyafro is a literal faggot.

>top middle girl is making the tumblr triggered face

>you will never be a cute Japanese schoolgirl shopping in Akihabara with your friends to buy materials for making the perfect cute cosplay costume for that character you really adore

she hasn't got the ass

Left is ok, but the one on the right is my waifu

>le photoshop face

Only time a Power Girl cosplay has ever let me down.

Chubby girl look just the right amount of thick. 8/10 would inseminate.

you don't say

I didn't even realize it was supposed to be mei.

Higher res of OP's picture

BRRRAAAAAPP

Kojimmie dun goofed. He should have hired whoever designed Widowmaker to design Quiet.

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That's not cosplay you retard

Christ I can hear that fucking sound effect. /wsg/ has slain me.

this further proves my point. also her face looks shit here.

She's cosplaying Larkin Love to me

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Just made my skin crawl.

c'mon son
her ass is fine

Dislike her or whatever but she's the only non-JAV girl that did the NB Nonon cosplay right.

Last one from this girl (I have more but don't wanna spam).

Literally homo sexual

>Get girlfriends please
There are more males than females.

wow. females are deceivers.

who would have thought

Just wear a decent clean looking suit.

Bitches love a decent clean looking suit.

I think it was stolen from my dad.

she looks soft, would feed and take care.

FINISH HER

Muh dick rises.

>intact spine
Terrible.

HI! MY NAME IS WHAT?
MY NAME IS WHO?

no boob socks/10

Oddly accurate

thats Machinimas chloe dykstra, she has nudes

her ass is fine but it's not on par with widowmaker's

I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE TO IT
Thank you, user

I want to sleep with her. As in, literally sleep. I imagine she's like a big, soft, warm flesh pillow.

When will the cosplay bubble burst?

nice virus bro

Kinda looks like Heather feather.

>Tonight on Top Gear!

All these bitches

>asmr bro

nice

but really, i'd infinitely prefer to put my dick into heather feather's sonic voice pussy rather than her meatbag pussy.

>could have fucked a girl with this exact body
>she was all over me
>wraps her arms around me, looks up to me and says "are you gonna take me home tonight?"
>"nah sorry, i rode here with friends."

>want to see sweater puppies
>no sweater
>no puppies
>just a $15 pokemon doll and hair color is the only thing making it a "Hex Maniac" cosplay

>a lesbian
Like every other 20 something year old chick in existence.

Cosplayers like this need to be held down and given repeated motorboats on their tummy!

>i don't think my "roommates" would like that.

>heather feather hasn't uploaded in almost six months

is she really 6'0?

Fucking Elijah Wood.

I want to fuck that boipucci

You guys know she's dead, right? One of her fans literally ate her piece by piece while she was still alive. Easily one of the most fucked up stories in recent memory.

bullshit, post proof

Lesbians don't exist. There are some really rare actual man-haters as well as there are asexuals. But lesbians don't exist and women can't have sex with eachother, only foreplay.

Loooool you are joking

Whatever happened to this bitch?

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I'm not. Look it up.

She got old.

>women can't have sex with eachother, only foreplay.
It's still hot to watch sometimes anyway

you're

>That Kid

are you

femael cosplayers have varying degrees of mental illness

is this cultural appropriation?

You want shitty vidya cosplay here you go

Like I said, look it up. Google will vindicate me.

>5'10"
>taller than Tom Hardy, the actor who played Bane

>You will never raspberry on qt cosplay tummy

Why live

The only thing stopping you is convention security.

>5'10"
What is this? A big guy for [spolier]ants[/spoiler]?
xD

>makes up some fantastic statement for attention
check
>it's totally true, just go look for yourself
check

here's your (you)

You can only cocktease for so long before people move on.

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>posts a trap cosplaying as power girl
>has the audacity to call someone else a homosexual

Me on the left in the blue shirt

Just because younare too afraid to Google it doesn't make it untrue. She's dead. You being willfully ignorant of this won't bring her back.

>Trap
Enji is a female

You're literally the "made you look!" kid

>women can't have sex with eachother, only foreplay
>implying

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Enough of this meme

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Have you ever considered cosplaying as Faust from Guilty Gear? He's a big guy, and if you're lucky you might find some adventurous cosplay girls willing to take a picture of you poking their butts.

>that waist and hips
This is photoshop, right?

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He's dick grayson

Melty is cute. CUTE!

I've fapped to this picture so many times, what it could have potentially led to, with the Rise cosplayer asserting herself on the initially uncomfortable Tharja, which makes it even hotter when the Rise eats her out like a pro and lays on her back and gives her a good reacharound.

>gummorobin.jpg

>I'm fucking a cosplayer that gets posted on this thread all the time
>she pretty much pay everything for me with her patreon 4k/month
>at least 140k guys fapped to her
>I drive her to every con and she is 500% hornier than usual when we return to the hotel and I record the kinkiest shit
>even the motherfucking pizza guy/cashier try to hit on her if I'm not around
>I have enough homemade porn of her to make a living for years with her fans
>I feel like I'm fucking a slut in some kind of reverse-cuck way

This is weird

>do you actually want your sons to be manlets?

So, flirting with girl = wanting to marry her and start a family

Got that, lanklet permavirgin.

Shit, was that at Gamescom? I remember that Master Miller, there also was a fantastic Big Boss with them

>80 fucking thousand for pics with tits...
What did he mean by this?

Nice story, friend.

Prove it or never post this again

I totally do that too and nobody can tell I'm lying because I can option select with "I can't reveal anything b/c that would get me caught"

Based Colby, I bet he fucked her

mega.nz/#!8wYxnT7C!dN2OPvIpVjG60VY3AhIuKNEA5CqV0lW4-8VMC13gE-E

have fun

Jessica Nigri's bf?
>Let's his gf post semi naked pics for mohammed to fap to
C U C K

Threadly reminder that he's the founder of cosplay deviants.

Assuming he was telling the truth, do you know how easy it would be to find out who it is? There aren't many cosplayers pulling 4k+ on patreon, and we can narrow it down further by only looking at cosplayers that are posted excessively in these threads.

Patreon money

No because I don't go looking around patreon things

I think she its the only one at the 4k+ from EU actually, its not a secret or something

Fong a cute

where they @ f a m?

Post a 'public' picture of her cosplay, blog poster.

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>see qt cosplayer
>look her up online
>she's crazy
>slowly lose interest
>see another qt cosplayer
>look her up
>crazy
>this happens over and over again with every single one
>look up another cosplay qt just to find pictures of her
>nothing crazy in any of her posts
>all of her postings point towards her being clean and wholesome

My heart exploded and I was done.

This better not be dolphin porn again.

It was hard enough explaining that to my parents the first time.

Best Naoto

My fucking nigger

Also kek. Cairhienin are supposed to be a cross between imperial France and Japan right?

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>belly button piercing
never
fucking
in a million years

>6 foot 1.

The giantess fetish is complete.

Madison Ivy is my pornwaifu

Does anyone have a name for acne scar Etna?
You know the one.
I need a name, or somewhere to follow her.

>17 years old
>""""lesbian""""

oh I'm sure she knows exactly where she's at in life at that age

terrible taste

We certainly do know the one.

If she said interested in men would you be making the same comment?

well, post them

your intuition is retarded
maybe you should just come out of the closet hoping these girls are actually boys

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Small breasts can be so good.

>No one realizes this is a pasta
Good job m8 you did it

no because being hetero is normal

purblind's the same age and used to claim to be a "lesbian" too and look what fucking happened to that

And then she became crazy.

fucking disgusting

Good post

Who cares they are already very inviting, i could eat them all day

unless they go tumblr dyke tier, any woman who claims she's a lesbian is actually doing it for attention.

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Yes, but who is she?

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She has a deviantart, but I can't locate it at the moment. It has been a few months since I last looked.

I want to be her master

Jesus Christ she's perfect

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The shoulder width is actually pretty small, she (female) just has some muscle. She probably lifts.

Cute

she never fucking smiles
she never has good lighting
she does such shitty shoots

that's the not-quite-attractive plain jane look that I imagine how a real-life Toko would look.

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Anything more you can give me to help me find it?

MUH DICK

her morbid state has nothing to smile about to be honest

She got married and had kids.

she so TOTALLY fat!

That's a 4/10 face on a 6/10 body at most. If you saw here wearing anything other than a skin-tight video game suit you wouldn't look twice at her.

be careful about women going to the gym. If they're self-improving they're going to expect you to do so too mate.

you forgot she's fucking fat and is disgusting

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>Not liking girls that are perfectly healthy with just the right amount

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Is it legit?

you're both correct
however, if she's going to expect people to pay for her sets, she can force a goddamn smile
and not take pictures in construction zones and underpasses

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Woah, never seen this one

Gross. I love bellies, but she literally is just fat with bitchtits.

Thanks.

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She makes the snake in my pants move!

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>push up
Ugh.

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>Women don't always look the same without make-up or trickery

News at 11

I want Brigitte Quinn to be my wife

She's been posting ln Twitter today. He could have come up with a better story.

>You'll never be her boyfriend.
Why live?

youtube.com/watch?v=lyEwJKWHnSY

just be glad you dont hear it

Wow Senpai you really get me going!

what a cute couple

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Terrible form
0/10 would not shoot with

Are they fake?

She has like no pictures of her Juri from behind.

looks like they're real and quite small but pressed upwards with the force of ten bras to look stupid

I know right? Don't even care about her muppet voice.

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>Bailey Jay is Juri

Makes sense.

is she okay?

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What happened to that one cosplayer with huge tits that would fuck dudes at cons if they paid for her? She drew furry porn if that helps.

I'd hit it

meh , still have a good looking face

the jacket and the way her hair is on this doesn't help to give her a feminine look, tho

red = shape of the push-your-junk-upwards-bra

blue = bulging breast mass in an unnatural shape

>Fat
>No breasts
This is some bad luck in life.

She's also 6'+

>shitty

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Absolutely. I introduced her to my ex gf who actually did archery, it's funny watching someone who has a passing interest try and use a bow next to someone who's done it for years.

God what a futile attempt at painted on cleavage.

youtube.com/watch?v=_8xFAHMJp8I

This is the real Haiden Hazard.

I think she's still cute.

That only works in sitcoms, Stinson.

Fucking makeup. The black magic of our time.

Fucking Thicc and chubfags need to go.

Fucking fat enablers I swear.

That one on the right doesn't have any brothers.

Don't care. I love Fong

>pantyhose
Literally why?

It makes good results, I don't see the problem.

Also girls use way more makeup for cosplay than for regular days.

>on the right doesn't have any brothers

The fuck are you talking about?

Don't care, at worst she's a fuckable feminine boy.

I dunno if he was back then, but he's the dude who owns Cosplay Deviants.

I'm going to use this month to get fit. What should I be for Halloween along with my fatass gf

My man I just love small titties so I get angry when someone cute like that tries to pander to the wrong audience.

0% master race

She got married to a rich stalker, had kids and is working in a children show so no more whoring yourself in youtube.

>going to NYCC next week
>cant stop fapping to these threads
>going to probably spaghetti around the qts

>1 month
>getting fit

I wish you luck, but don't expect real results.

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I've already got a lot of muscle. I'm just planning on cutting back on what I eat this month for the most part.

Just fap your spaghetti out before you go out.

I'd kill for a higher res pic of -30%.
Armpits +pettanko is godtier.

10% looks the most normal and literaly healthy though.

Even if you perfected your diet & hit the cardio everyday for a month you would still only lose maybe 2-6 pounds total unless you're prepared to do 3 hours of moderately intense to intense cardio every day.

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What show?
You'll be fine, I've had many pleasant and responsive conversations with people that some may presume vapid.

I had a nice conversation about the ins and outs of EVA with someone in their own PVC Asuka costume.

My advice is to talk about the interests and how the costume is made you'll soon find out if they are stuck up or not.

i think he means the shitty sword skills with the foam sword

You didn't have a brother either, did you?
I did and I get what he's talking about.

You're a true friend.

that bitch ain't thick she fat

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Fong master race

jesus christ, what are those things on her hands?!

>3DPD

Absolutely fucking disgusting.

Just realized what's his nuts didn't post his pasta for once

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She is a secret Shrek.

That's like 40% of the appeal of Jinx.

I don't know what it is about that little psycho that gets my engine going.

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DUDE TITS LMAO