This almost happened

This almost happened

What is "this"?

is that 13 y.o. lara croft?

What almost happened?

Yes. She was going to be in Rise of the Tomb Raider.

Imagine the sfm porn

ugly kid, would not dick

thousands of dollars in manpower and countless manhours spent to create highly detailed teen lara gone to waste.

What a waste.

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Why does she looks so uncanny ?

It's like they literally took her grown up face and jammed it on a kid's frame, it's fucking weird.

Literally Uncharted.

This happened.

Damn that kinda looks like me

do you have any means to prove this claim of yours?

yeah

number 1: thats terror

But she IS in the game, they never showed her face like her dads though, maybe someone should pull the model and see if its the same model

>young croft with a horse

>imgine
pay some "artists" to construct her model based on these image, 3rd worlder

Why did they take her out if they still put a child Lara in her flashbacks?

learn to spell, 1st worlder

>that monkey face on the right
Is it a thing in the UK to call their kids monkey? Her dad calls her monkey and in orphan black the protag calls her daughter monkey.

Sweaty Lara in 4K is better you fucking pedo's

actually stallions last about 6 seconds and only get half of their cock in, leaving 4-5 inches. it's underwhelming honestly.

That's not sweat, that's rain water.

do they cum a lot?

yes

Anyone? Op?

I was referencing a current porn series.

with lara

and its p good

Actually getting so much horse cum pumped up your ass that it comes out of your mouth would be lethal.
Realism ruins porn so keep it the fuck away.

I thought for a second that was her ass.

does it taste nice?

Do you have the wire frame one?

tastes like cum honestly.

marecum tastes like apples.

Why?
Isn't that just puking?

>tfw new tomb raider games are just pretty games with shit gameplay

The fluid pressure required to do that would completely rip your intestines apart.

Sure if you could puke shit and other vile stuff that's in your bowels.

>marecum tastes like apples

Oh boy oh boy oh boy

Real life is so fucking underwhelming.
Why even bother living?

>marecum tastes like apples.


Actually marecum tastes like cider

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>Why even bother living?

For all the exciting fictional porn, obviously

>loli raider

Die you, etc.

Fuck this thread, you guys aren't even talking about the game anymore, just fucking horse cum.

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>just fucking horse cum.

>not wanting to fuck a horse pussy

Nigga you gay, the only thing that is remotely close to being as good as horse pussy is dolphin vag

MUH

Who is this cum magnet?

>doyouknowwhereyouare.jpg

The eyes kill it.
They're clearly trying to cram an adult model's face on a child sized head.
The haircut also looks out of place and unrealistic.

kill yourself

Who the fuck cares about stupid ass videogames.

Reboot Lara is one of the most boring and uninteresting character designs I've ever seen.

It's okay to cry

She doesn't have a cock in her mouth

What did you expect?

knock yourself out. they end up attracted to their handlers a lot.

Isn't a mare a girl horse?

soon

wait theres a game ? I can't remember the gameplay or the story.

Nah, your digestive system is meant to keep shit (and literal shit) from going up.

There are lots of little one way "doors", so anything that isn't in your stomach (or at worst, the upper part of the small intestine) won't be vomited, unless the pressure is so strong those little organic doors are forced open.

Something that strong would likely rip the guts everywhere before the content reaches your mouth, and you'd die of internal bleeding before you can worry about choking on literal shit.

tl;dr reality isn't fun

Does it ever bother anyone that there's a barrier put on video games that's not applied as often to books and movies?
Like if you wanted to make a game about the psychological trials of a heroin addict that showed their life in graphic detail then it would probably be called insensitive or even disgusting and possibly banned while these things exist freely in other mediums. I mean I don't necessarily think a game like that would sell very well anyway, but I'm not sure if that says more about the maturity of players or devs inability to gamify uncomfortable topics.
It seems like there are internal and external taboos placed on games for no apparent reason other than it's still relatively new.

yes

>people post lewd stuff about lara
She is not for sexual!

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But what if a prehensile dick of sufficient length gently traversed the intestines before depositing it's semen in the stomach

>make a thread about an unused asset of a little girl making faces
>"why do you guys are talking about this?"

I swear

It would have to do so very slowly and be very thin.

every fucking time

>penetrating the stomach cervix

for you

Pure coincidence.

Well that sounds like a job for me but I assume it has to be long too.

She almost looks real kinda creepy

What's that? The times already a quarter past new fetish? Well gosh I'm late for my fap!

she looks like the blonde hoe in uncharted 4

Why does new-new Lara look so plain

It would still force those lil doors which would damage them and fuck up your intestines for good.

Shit is full of toxic stuff that are adequately contained in your colon, but will absolutely fuck your stomach.
So whatever that prehensile dick will drag on its way to your stomach will put you in agony - if that wasn't the case already, what with being impaled and all.
Once it's gone, the little valves will likely stay fucked up, meaning at least half of the semen deposited in the stomach would just go down and out of your anus.
This is a thing that happens in 2D, however here it won't be a white geyser as you will hardly see the semen behind all the blood and shit.

The more you know.

So I know the new TR games are a reboot, but do they actually conflict with the canon of the original series? I've only played the very first TR so I wouldn't know

>no teeth

Because previous new Lara looked like an uncanny sex doll so they made her look more like the human model she was based on which made her look fucking generic.

Hope you brought a book because it'll take a couple of days before a needle dick fills you up with any significant amount of liquid.

kys

And 8+ meters to reach the stomach.

Not necessarily, considering we never really got to see pre-badass Lara in those.

good point that nobody has mentioned.

Didn't one of them have a flashback to like 13-year-old schoolgirl Lara?

Her fault for being with a shitskin nigger

Why is this model so uncanny?

Maybe. I'm well beyond remembering.

yes, it is

>eyes rolled back as a foamy mess of blood bile and semen slowly bubbles from her mouth