It seems like Nintendo likes shota protagonists

OoT Link OBJECTIVELY has the best design

So that young boys, the people who most play Nintendo games, can relate to the characters

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I've got an ocarina he can play *unzips penis*

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This thread is not like "Post qt shotas" thread
Go away

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Every thread benefits from cute shota.

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NoJ has patrician taste. They learned from the Pope.

I just noticed, is that arm anatomically correct? Seems kind of off

Isn't OOT adult Link 19?

Wasn't young Link 12? So seven years later, he should have been 19.

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This

deny yourself

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what are some good shota link fanfics/doujins

Its a culture where you have no youth once the grind of high school becomes college prep and the grind of college becomes the grind of a soul crushing job. 17 is the pinnacle of their miserable little lives. I'm paraphrasing but fuck hunting through 10 gigs of maymays and green text spanning over a decade to find the full explanation.

nhentai.net/search/?q=shota

you only go 7 years into the future from a 10yo.

how old did you think he was lol. this shouldn't surprise anyone whose actually played OoT

>n
>not ex
Thanks anyways I guess.

exhentai deleted almost every single shota doujin

exhentai.org/tag/artist:shigeru
Patrician taste coming through. Hope you aren't a filthy peasant.

>pairing pure boys with disgusting ugly worthless hags
You and your taste belong in the trash.

This thread just got super gay.

Ah, so when is the next meeting of the pederasty club?

lol wut

What the fuck are you talking about?
You are part of the super duper secret club, right?

Also, inb4 404

VIDEOGAMES

>shorts underneath
Not officially

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t. g-e user

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Only the best

keep on thinking that

>26,900
See? It used to be over 50k

holy shit i just got promoted

There are plenty of games where I can play as a loli, but what are some games I can play as a shota in?

Also, 17 is not shota.

Newfag

>so this is what a dick smells like...
how can he possibly not know how they smell already?

I self insert as the girl, though.

Simply different taste due to cultural differences, the same way they love cuteness a lot more than we do.

Dont listen to faggots who unirpnically believe that japanese after their teenages hate their life or something as they are pretty avarage to other countries in this regard.

da sims

this thread is gay

>liking /ss/
>being literal garbage trying to pass itself off as a person
kys

everybody knows this

infact Link from WW is a fucking stupid millenial
look at him

17 and still virgin

How close can you get your nose to your dick? I guess you can scratch it and smell your hand but it's not exactly the same.
Musky cocks both smell and taste amazing.

Should have expected this. my bad

Because they respect the wishes of the female staff

>pretty avarage to other countries in this regard
not really

pure boys deserve cool toys

In all honestly it really should have been Young Link as the amiibo and not Adult Link.

Pure boys deserve to be with other boys. Women are filth, as is anybody that likes them.

source?

kill yourself faggot

Fuck you nigga

it is tho

depression rates are avarage to other countries, suicide rates are somewhat higher than avarage but it is mostly due to it cultural differences (Hungary or Finland has pretty much the same suicide rates and people are pretty avarage there too in most regard)

the "lifecrushing work" some of them do mostly comes from them being more dedicated workers in the first place.

They're right. Anybody who likes /ss/ ought to be gassed. This is a thread for people who like shota, not axe wounds.

kys subhuman trash

I now want that DLC.

Koei knows Zelda's audience

is there any mod that lets you date them?

What's the appeal of huge cow tits? Damn.

I want to /ss/ with Samus.

I don't think so but you can cuddle. And kiss on cheek.

You sick fuck.

Make no mistake, this bottom of the barrel brand of shota reeks of fujoshit.

Mario is 24 and is literally the countries mascot at the olympics

MOOOODS

shhh