Dokapon Thread

yeah right dude you can manipulate the spinner.

my friends and I figured that out within an hour.

>want to collect this game for ps2
>don't want to shell out $85 to scalpers
fuck

I've been thinking about making a Madokapon Kingdom thread for a while now where each character is a retard ai.

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I almost lose my best friend after 1 round of this game

I was banned from playing it with my sister and her friends because I was still a little shit back then

I really want to play it with some of my friends.

Dokapon Retardy full story mode coming in. Request Characters you wanna see.

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Who is best girl, and why is it Roche?

i'd watch, just because it seems like a game where you NEED competent people.

Our heroes : DICKS OAK, BAE, PEACH, and TITTYNINJA embark on their quest.

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oh shit, you actually doing it right now.

Well this can only end in frustration

indeed. Full play through takes 20+ hours.

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tits is winnin this lads

and that's with people who know what they're doing

This game blows. It has the exact same problem of Monopoly. Whoever goes first/goes furthest has way more advantages than the rest. It's fun for first 5 minutes and then drags on.

retard

It's decently fun but goes way too long and gets repetitive.

A retard would be someone who finds literal just dice rolls to be fun because he can only enjoy simple game. That makes it you.

theres comeback mechanics and all sorts of things
why are you even in this thread cuck

Dokapon retardy? Stream fucking where!?!

succ

>>>>>
here

succccccccc

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Act 2 bitches

Help who?

SUCC

DARKLING!

HYPE

>Darkling
>AI all heads to the caves

S M A R T

Darkling time is ogre

No more darkling. Apparently Peach is shit at being evil too.

What PS2 games should i emulate Cred Forums?

Dark Cloud and Magic Pengal are my childhood favorites.

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So how do you play this game, anyway? Every time I tried with friends, things took too much time to get started and everybody got bored too quickly.

kill your friends on turn 1

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Is that possible?

With luck I guess.Or skill?

Did you know that dokapon rhymes with pokemon?

yes

You gotta use strike and one shot them.

haha what do you think baby yoshi smells like haha just curious haha

haha just wondering?? haha

Hans is the best

Wouldn't it have been easier to emulate this on Dolphin? Are PS2 emulators any good these days?

pcsx2 is very good if you have a good processor

Ninja is best class.

same

GET THE FUCK IN HEEEEERE

RICCO JR YOU FUCK

Chapter 3 is soon

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bump

How did titty just break the piggy bank

Where the fuck is the Darkling

Massive Dump Bump

beat this game for the first time this year with my best friend. Been trying to play it for the past 3 years.

I know that feel

What did she mean by this?

really makes me think

We're having a sale!

How hard would it be to get this game on steam with working online?

very

make me an offer, faggot

>you will never play Dokapon Kingdom with Cred Forums

idk what this guy is talking about i see it for 15$ on ebay.

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What did he mean by this? And why did he pick worst girl?

post more peach desu

Pick your words a bit carefully user. How much more Peach?

everything you got bud

>tfw gotta ban people from picking thiefs at the start of the game

wow this is a really nice image

I hate how the game rigs some fights against magic users.

boss fights? the lategame magic is really strong

>everything I got
Are you sure?

Very sure

What an old hag. Peach must please old men for money.

BEST WAIFU COMIN THROUGH

I don't know user, this seems like a nice thread. I don't want to ruin it with our degeneracy.

The bumps are all that matter to me

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>tfw you're Tasty BallsackMan.

wonderful

well? is your ballsack tasty or not man

same

the game that encourages murder? no thanks.

Edgy Anus Expander

Tittyninja was walking back to the castle after a successful quest. It had been filled with many hardships: She had been frightened by the other adventurers numerous times, she’d gotten foot aches, and she had nearly died fighting a giant, but it was all worth it, because now she finally had an excuse to see Princess Penny again. Such a wonderful young lass, she melted her heart like none before ever had. Titty had originally thought that she was only attracted to men (with lots of money, specifically) but once she laid eyes upon the young princess, she realised that she held affections for young girls (with tons of money) as well.

As Titty approached the gate, she noticed something, something that made something deep and dark inside of her stir, a blue blur could be seen entering the large doors. Titty prayed to the goddess of generosity that it wouldn’t be who she thought it was, but alas her prayers were in vain. Once she entered the doors, it was apparent that it was indeed her hated rival, Bae, who was inside the castle as well. Titty scowled and clicked her tongue against her teeth (making that “chi” noise that you hear in anime) before quickly regaining her composure, after all, she was a lady of the cloth now, and such petty things were beneath her.

Used to play the wii version with my brother. Good times

I too used to have siblings before playing this game, now they're all dead to me

“My my, I didn’t think they let dogs inside the castle halls” Titty sneered at Bae “I wasn’t aware that the standards of entry were so low these days.”

“Oh gods it’s you,” said Bae with a scowl, “Just my luck that I should come here at the same time as this loser.”

“The only loser here is you,” retorted Titty, “Considering you’re in last place.” She followed this up with her signature “goddess looking upon her people” laugh that she so often made.

“Yeah yeah, talk is cheap, but once I get this new property from the king, I’m gonna give you a run for your money” Said Bae with a smug expression on her face.

Normally this would have worried anyone in the running, getting an entire new castle is definitely nothing to sneeze at, however Titty was in the running for a castle of her own after she managed to turn in this quest. Little anime lightning bolts between them, Titty and Bae both approached the throne where the king so often sat, yet it was empty, beside it however, stood the lovely Princess Penny. Titty’s heart skipped a beat for a moment, before she swallowed and steeled her resolve, this quest was surely enough to impress the king and allow her to propose.

“Where’s the king at?” Bae asked “I’ve got one hell of a quest to turn in, and maybe even a little something extra” Bae winked, indicating that there was a surprise in store.

To Titty, the words “Bae” and “Surprise” were never good words to hear in a sentence at the same time, wary of this, she too stepped forwards.

IM BITCH
BITCH NIGGER

DON'T BELIEVE THIS FAGGOT, HIS SERVICE IS A WASTE OF MONEY

NYGOHOHOO
LETS GIVE IT A TRYYYY

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Bae looked down with her eyes closed, then looked up again, straight at penny with a sharp gaze. “Penny” She said, Penny’s drew up a hand to her face, Bae got down on one knee, “Penny I. . . Penny I love you goddamnit” Bae’s face flushed red and she began to hold her face in her hands, swaying side to side.

“Gosh I didn’t imagine it’d be some embarrassing to say” said Bae, wiggling all the while.

Titty was stunned, this dog, no this bitch dared to confess her feelings to her beloved Penny before her? Nay, she would not have any of this. She would have loved to wait, but Bae had just forced her hand.

“Wait!” said Titty, stopping Bae’s embarrassed wiggling prematurely. Titty walked up and grasped Penny by the hands and spoke from the heart. “Penny I have feelings for you as well, would you, would you please take my hand in marriage?”

This earned an astounded gasp from both Bae and Penny. None of the three young women here had quite expected this outcome.

this image is too perfect for the quote

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>it's the coliseum event
>all four players try to cooperate to take down the big guy
>he still fucking beats all of us

game is hard.

hey kid
wanna buy some magic?

one magic please

“Girls” said Penny, both Titty and Bae returned to their original postitions and kneeled. “This is. . .”

Penny scratched the side of her mouth, unsure of what exactly to say.

“Girls I’m honored, but, two proposals in one day, that’s a bit much for me to handle.” Penny said, “I don’t necessarily dislike this attention, but it’s hard for me to choose you know.”

Bae stood up and placed a hand on her chest, flinging the other out to the side in what would ordinarily be considered an orator’s pose. “Then let me prove your love to you!” Bae shouted, “Let me prove I’m the best one for you!”

Titty, not to be upstaged by a “loser” such as Bae did similarly. “Yes, let us prove our love and devotion to you, then you can choose the best one to be your wife, er husband?”

Penny laughed sheepishly, then her face made an expression of shock and realisation, yes this was the perfect time to test out her new knowledge she’d gained from reading some forbidden books in her father’s study.

I wanna fuck that thief.

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“Girls” Penny said, standing straight up and staring into space, “I have the perfect trial for you both to undergo, but it might be a bit ‘unusual’.”

“Anything for you Penny!” said Bae with a twinkle in her eye.

“I will endure any trial for your hand M’lady” said Titty, in step.

Penny smiled in an uncharacteristically calm manner “Really now?” she said, letting out a small chuckle “Then follow me to my chambers. . .”

“Anywhere My lady!” Said Bae, Saluting the princess in a slightly goofy manner.

“Of course, to the ends of the earth” said titty, bowing slightly.

Penny simply smiled, this was certainly going to be a show and a half.

The party of three reached Penny’s room at the top of one of the turrets of the caslte, Penny nodded to the guard, and they were allowed in. The guard who had been previously keeping watch over the room left, and finally Penny, Titty and Bae were in relative solitude within the princess’s room. Penny turned to face the two adventurers, an unusually creepy smile on her face.

“You two said you would do anything to prove your love right?” Penny said, deadpan

“Anything!” said Bae

“Of course” Titty said with a slight hint of hesitation.

“Well then” Penny said, lifting both her arms slowly to gesture at the two adventurers. “You two, kiss, now.”

Bae was shocked, Titty somewhat less so.

“WHAT!” Yelled Bae loudly “WITH HER?”

Titty didn’t think she just acted. Without hesitation, she grabbed Bae by the face and really laid into it,fucking like, really laid into it, you would not believe.

Bae’s face flushed red and she struggled against Titty’s advance, yet despite being a lower level, Titty’s grip was unbreakable, this was for her princess after all. Penny simply smiled, everything was going smoothly.

As Bae’s resistance finally faded to a close, Titty released the kiss, it disgusted her to have to do something so distasteful with her rival, but she had to admit, somewhere inside of her it felt good. She shrugged it off as an act of devotion to her princess.

>oh cool, a Dokapon Kingdom th-

“I can’t believe you just did that,” Bae said, trying desperately to wipe Titty’s spittle from her face.

“You said you’d do anything right? If you can’t even handle one kiss from someone you hate, how can you say that you’d lay your life on the line for our dear princess.” Said Titty, wiping her face as well. She once again stood up straight. “Anything else, my darling?”

“Oh my, you seem to have disliked that so much Bae, how can I trust you to have my back forever if you can’t even handle a measly kiss?” Said penny.

“I just wasn’t ready!” said Bae, “Please, let me make it up to you!”

Penny smiled again “Oh really, well then. Titty, take off your boots and socks”

“Of course my lady” Said titty, taking a seat on a nearby stool, she removed her boots, and then her socks. She didn’t want to admit it, but a slight vinegary smell came off of her feet, She removed her socks as well, which revealed a pair of what would have been dainty feet, had Titty not been on the road for such a long time. There were also the remains of blisters that Bae had so often plagued her with.

“Now Bae” said Princess Penny “On your knees”

Can I play this online with an emulator yet? I need to ruin my friendships.

it doesnt work very well. tweet atlus and tell them to put it on steam

>PC Dokapon release

The threads and eventual /vg/ general would be amazing

They'd have to rework the gameplay if they add online though.

Why's that? You could do it like that one game where you can take turns while the other guy is offline then you can come back to it and respond. Since nothing is actually action based I think it would work super well.

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