Is Haydee a good game?

Is Haydee a good game?

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its kinda hard in an annoying way, like say you have to jump to some ledge, you have to time it perfectly or youll hit a ceiling and fall to your death

shit like that is all through

yes

Not really.
Every movement in the game only exists to showcase the main character's model; the gameplay is an afterthought;
Just watch gameplay videos and look how slow and clunky everything is. Haydee is climing that ledge super slow? Yeah, it lets you see her ass, but it gets annoying after you see the animation 20 times.

I'm about 10 hours in and been absolutely loving it
playing on hardcore too

what
she climbs everything in a normal, realistic speed.
not "super slow"
>Just watch gameplay videos, the gameplay is an afterthought;
No, fuck that. How about you play the game instead of judge it based on few gameplay clips and idiotic tumblr assumptions about the importance of the character's animations. :^)

Have you told your parents yet?

What's this about a developer with a crush fetish?

Does it matter if she has fat robot tiddies?

Yes I am enjoying my time with it.

Did you buy or pirate it?

Enjoyable enough for its price point. I really want to see it with this model as an outfit.
>sfmlab.com/item/1500/
Or at least the robot head with nude, non-glossy body.

If the main character was a male robot with normal proportions, this shit would have been dumped with Mostly Negative reviews and forgotten. Same with most of the shitty fanservice games Cred Forums circlejerks over.

>If the main character was a male robot with normal proportions
So, like in Talos Principle?

>this shit would have been dumped with Mostly Negative reviews and forgotten
Name one reason why.

>fanservice
see pic related
dumb autistic sperglord

Why does bad ass babes get dumped with negative reviews and forgotten then?

Is there a decent folder of various mods for her? Really all I want are to either make her legs white, or make her legs pure black.

This one has black legs
mediafire.com/file/owgsltrnn70tg6c/Outfits.zip

I don't have the game, but I saw a mod posted on here that made her legs white.

mediafire.com/file/m7fiwjgox4obf94/Haydee_black_and_white_legs.zip

Now before I try anything, do I just drag and drop this all into the outfits folder or whatever? Is there then an in-game selector?

You don't care. You just want to post the same shitty thread over and over. Fuck off.

Yes and yes

What is this game even about?
I've seen it posted enough, I'm starting to get curious.

Anyone here actually bought the game?

I'm gonna play it tonight, but it's apparently some mix between classic Resident Evil with classic Tomb Raider, but using a Portal-ripoff aesthetic.

onedrive.live.com/?authkey=!AGxegZjKWKme77A&id=DF6FDB285C7FBAC!54539&cid=0DF6FDB285C7FBAC
Heres a onedrive containing all currently available mods

Just to make poorfags salty

The Talos Principle could've been an audio book for how much the gameplay mattered.

PLEASE PLEASE BUY MY GAME OH GOD Cred Forums BUY MY GAME YOU CAN FAP TO IT THERES LE THICC LOL YOU LIKE TO FAP TO IT DONT YOU LONELY FAGGOT I KNOW YOU DO PLS JUST BUY MY GAMES FUCK

>sterile white levels are now portal rip off forever

rebbit...

Have you seen literally anything else from the game?

In the dark area I just got a red key and placed a green power switch on the G button

The elevator is still up to point A

Is it possible to escape from the dark area? I have no orange key.

she needs more sfm's

Good to fap to

they should make a taimanin titty ninja variant
maybe episode 2

Yeah? you don;t need power anywhere there to navigate
Lift must be on A always once you done with roof

Just leave as usual to Red

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>Asagi action game
Yes please.

But how do I leave the dark area? I can use the stairs to get to B but once I'm there I go to the elevator and there's only a huge void, nothing to break my fall.

>he hasn't seen the dark rooms...

haydee.booru.org/

yeah
I even bought the game for some polish user a couple days ago

Hope he likes it

i bought it for fap fuel but now i just cant fucking play it. i like the game enough, the level design keeps me interested and some of the puzzles are really good, but its fucking scary

you fucked up then because lift is not at A
you need to drop down from B to A she will catch the ledge BUT you need to power up A and call lift back otherwise ur fucked

You don't have the no way out achievement right?

I can say the same about your mom, look:
"Every movement with your mom only exists to showcase her model; the bedplay is an afterthought;
Just watch her videos and look how slow and clunky everything is. Your mom is climing that dick super slow? Yeah, it lets you see her ass, but it gets annoying after you see the animation 20 times."

>makes a webm of bouncing tits even though this is the first thing anyone notices

why.

It's like a sterile (and admittedly clunky) Dead Space

If the designs for the enemy-bots was scarier I'd have a tough time getting through the dark zones

I think you fucked up. Someone in /trash/ posted the way out of the dark zone one or two threads ago

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And desperate virgins who play it

Can I ask for help?
dont worry dont need no gifts but some other stuff

rip thread

Do you want the mod?

whatchu need user?

I was out of town until just now so I missed it

not yet

You can really survive the fall from B to A without the lift there?

It's really tall

You'll take damage of course but a real question is how are you supposed to do it without taking damage? You need to raise the lift to the top area C to eventually access the roof (dark metal area with enemies on the walls) and get the third key. That said, if the lift must be raised to C for that, how are you supposed to put it down?

Finally do I need to plant the power node on G? It's a long walk back and forth.

I have ALI213 version with 2nd patch but since then 2 more patches were released.


I just need updated files. If you could upload the manifest file for the game from Steam folder I could run the checksum against my version and get a list of outdated files which needs to be downloaded in order to make it up to date

impressive

Damn. That's a lot of pics.

>You can really survive the fall from B to A without the lift there?
You can drop down one floor below with no issues but you need to climb down to the ledge first and then drop down. Also, you have to use the ark that leads into lift shaft specifically because devs fucked up and made the lowest ledges inactive.

pls

I guess I'll try to catch the ledge but it's far.

I haven't played the game yet but is that a mod or is it actually in there?

do you even need to fucking ask

That's a mod

My personal experiences with it tell me yes.
I'm currently working on the difficult achievements one by one.
>hardcore complete
>Beat game with 80% headshots
>Kill all bots you see (Losing out on Green Shortcut is gonna be a bitch)
>Sub 1 hour run and no saves (still planning route, since I still need both Blues and thus all 4 Reds and 3 Greens
>Kill no more than 50 bots, no earthly fucking idea yet
>No damage run
Not even sure where to start, probably in this order.

>no ass physics

Wasted potential.

allright cool she grabbed the ledge below without taking any damage, I didn't expect she'd even survive it.

I don't understand what you meant about arks but I made it. I pressed the button for A and the lift is back at A again.

>bush

By ARK I mean the entry point into shaft, the door space (well, it is not a door it is a grate for the lifts)

This folder replaces your current Outfits folder
If you don't trust me (and I don't blame you) rename your current Outfits folder to keep a backup of the original
>mega.nz/#F!mBM1TSSK!rplAOApYPrlCQaPj2fg5-Q
Contains a bunch of the basic skins (Dark Gray, Light Gray, White, Light skin, Experimental Wet, etc.)
Also has the THICC mod, but you need to enable it
To do so just replace the Haydee folder with Haydee_Thick by renaming it to just Haydee (and keep a copy of the original if you want to go back)

pm'd you the fix ;)

>expecting anything else from Cred Forums scum but le epic may may
kek

>he doesn't like bush
pedo please go

>tags
>haydee 43
>huge ass 45
wut.

>he likes hair on women on places other than the top of their head

>if you're not a pedophile you're gay
>>>/fbi/

My thanks

its a pretty gud game

yeah the robots look fucking stupid

>THICC mod

holy fuck I need this in my body

Witnessed

its trickery also, that skin is persistent, not relating to her being in water at all

You know what robots need?
SIVA

>Not Skub

It's a shit game. Absolute garbage. People only give it a chance because it has ass in it. That's how lonely the average Cred Forums user is.

I usually love big tits but those look retarded

>he doesn't like eyebrows, eyelashes or moustaches on women.

Well, I mean to be scary, not be genetically superior.

>liking smooth women makes you a pedophile, even though being hairy is generally a masculine trait
>>>/hell/

>sjws are this mad that gimmicks give sales
how pissed are you about the wii success?

Here's your (You) my dude

Why does no one give bad ass babes a chance then?

I like their head designs but more could be done with the body
Dev probably had a hard enough time rigging this though

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=772540013

The game itself is actually quite fun. Stop projecting.

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their heads are fine yeah, i especially like how they actually look at you and how haydee nude mod will actually look at the camera too. blade robot looks cool though from what ive seen before panicking, i don't like the discs on the other's arms and don't know what they were going for. are they saws? havent encountered any other enemies yet though fortunately

There are 2 Endings and Blue's is the bad one.

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Nevermind, I figured out how to get rid of that glossy look in the Topless mod.
imgur.com/a/muZwN
Robot head + Topless body is simply the best for me.

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link to mods? this would be perfect even though i actually really like her head now

Pretty good Robo-Lana simulator. But the hands aren't big enough.

GUYS I FOUND SOMETHING!

too bad her ass is so small compared to her tits

Have they finally gotten the robo head on the nude model?

I don't want the mod until modkit gets dropped (gotta get the good bits in 3D) but I'm glad to see modders are still going at it

>THICC Mod

Not him and not sure, but someone has managed to get the robo head off, so if they can retool that and apply it to the human body, it'll be child's play putting the robo head on.

Am I the only one who thinks the boobs look stupid? I mean, I'm all for giant robot tits but their shape looks retarded

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>haydee is an italian terrorist

youtube.com/watch?v=aA6gL0Aihys

3 endings

The SFM dude made them torpedo-tits if that's what you're into

there might be a cup-size mod to make them smaller by now

it is if you have a tile fetish

If I could, I would shrink the boobs a bit. Then it'd be perfect.

I consider Backup same as Master, but yeah. I guess there are 3.
All that loot in Escape is a fucking Godsend for any challenge run that isn't speedrun or 50 bots.

not him but i don't try it because its not a genre im interested in. its a niche, even streets of rage and battletoads werent very popular

if any buyfags in the thread willing to be altruistic faggot for a few mins let me know

Why did the golden ratio become a meme in art?

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what do you mean?

SEX MOD WHEN

Yeah, but not in the official Nude mod.
steamcommunity.com/app/530890/discussions/5/343787920133085075/
Use this, but replace the Nude_S.dds and Nude_N.dds with the same files from the regular Nude mod if you want to get rid of that glossy sheen. I added two more shots to the imgur.
imgur.com/a/muZwN

see

Holy shit is that a real game or a SMT edit?

oh i did this last week for someone else, i can do it again but it updated. what is the new manifest file?

Probably.

Haydee has an official naked model, and the breasts on it are fucking immaculate.

Why does a robot need jiggly tits and a soft ass?

Sadly, an edit. There are more, but I didn't save them. Showed a full party.
>tfw no actual Asagi game, just VNs

530891_4527253683519531974.manifest

those areolas

>Haydee has an official naked model, and the breasts on it are fucking immaculate.
Where can I find this

>an official naked model

Please explain

She climbs a lot, so there is probably delicate equipment in there. Maybe even a set of lithium power cells in her chest, so they need the extra padding. The ass would be for landing on when falling.

>a few days ago everybody was shitting on haydee to oblvion
>now everybody is worshipping a shitty game with a character with tits slapped on it because the dev didn't know how to sell the game
Why?

Loverslab or the steam modding forum.

Maybe they played it?

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When will someone mod this in?

Cause a kinda working crack went out and people actually got to play it who were too cheap to burn $15.
You're welcome.

Thanks give me a moment

BIGGER, FATTER, ROUNDER, LONGER

But user, that goes against the gut reaction of, 'Oh no, it's a sexualized character, I have to hate it' mentality these people have built up inside their heads.

Everyone figured out you were full of shit and the games actually good.

Relevant and funny image.

How am I supposed to play this game if I cant stop fapping to it?

Nice, thanks

I'll be satisfied when modders can mess with the mess and put in a clear butt-plug

Getting few errors:

/game.dll (validating) : Incomplete file
/haydee.dll (validating) : File data checksum error
/launcher.exe (validating) : File data checksum error
/Packs/Items.pack (validating) : Invalid file size
/Packs/Scenes.pack (validating) : Incomplete file
/Packs/System.pack (validating) : Invalid file size
/steam_api.dll (validating) : Invalid file size
/System/English.locale (validating) : Empty file
/System/Russian.locale (validating) : Empty file
Could you upload these?

learn to play with one hand

In short spurts

Git gud

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>Even the japanese have been making fanart of Haydee

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I do like that EVA-looking helmet.

The hell is "OpenAL32.dll"?

Cheers lemme update and recheck cache

you are lifesaver!

I found all 4 red keys and opened up the door to get the blue key

However I only ever found one green key, but I have found both green locks.

Where is the green key I missed? I'm fairly certain I got my green key in the yellow gas area after a long process of putting my gun in a box and walking around.

Witnessed.

Shit is up to date now, thanks!

I will share with fellow piratefags on RIN they've been asking

There's 2 Green keys in Yellow (One on Floor 6 and one on Floor 3) and 1 in Green, the one in Green is also really hard to find, but starts in Green Armory.

shit, the green key in green is really fucking me up.

Which room is the armory? I started over a week ago.

>People honestly call this survival horror

Fuck off

>Over a week ago
Uh user.
The game released 6 days ago.
But anyway, Green Armory is that room where you kill a Brawler and then there's an Assassin behind a door on your right opened by a button on your left.
I'll take a pic in a min if you don't know which one I mean.

wow seriously!?

That room has a secret exit route?

Ok I'll check it out.

Right, six days ago was when I picked it up, I've been playing since release but had to leave out of town for the weekend until now so I forgot acouple small details.

Thanks for the help.

Pubic hair smells amazing, you're missing out bro, it's super soft too

As long as it doesn't get stuck in your teeth is great.

Ass hair tho... that shit is disgusting.

No problem, user. Just remember, 4r +3g = 2b = 1o + 1p.

That's ok I guess.

We exposed childrens, sjw and paid trolls. They needed to get banned.

>he hasn't gotten to the dark zone

I want Haydee to step on my dick.

Xan+Haydee porn when?

Yes.
It's much better than Cossacks 3.

I just wish Xan was in a game again. It's been over a fucking decade.

Wait, I'm confused. How do I save? I'm retarded and am learning some of these puzzles the hard way, but I die and have to start from the tutorial again. Pressing buttons doesn't do anything like restart me from the same room.

This. You know a dev has good taste when they put in ass jiggle.

And it's much better than Cossacks 3.
Russian games in general are way better than the Ukrainian ones.

You know that Ukrainian game... COCKSUCKS Triple?
IT FUCKING SUCKS!!

Use the floppy disks on save points.

I could use some more details for this one. Which one's the armory? Is it the one with a small room with a hole up into the ceiling?

I die before savepoints.

Git gud

it will be a good game when porn modes come out that make it so she can be knocked up

Yes.

In the room before you get the pistol there is a white chest
On top of it is a floppy disk (pick it up and equip it) and a disk reader ( use the floppy disk on it)

Careful, the floppys are limited

Why are steam reviews for this game so overwhelmingly positive?

I just don't understand the one part about hanging down off the ledge to climb around. Pressing use does nothing, walking off makes me fall, and I can't turn fast enough to catch it.

So could portal and final fantasy 10

>I'm retarded
Are you also a TWENNISIXYEAROLDMAAN?!

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Cause it's actually good? Fanservice =/= bad game.

Turn around while crouched next to the ledge and press ctrl.

No, I'm almost 22.

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Wow that looks really good.

If she falls in water does she get glossy?

I appreciate you, user.

HE'S A TWENTYTOOYEAROLD GROWN MAN!!

No but there is both a permanently glossy skin and a mod that makes normal haydees clothes wet.

Is is before or after you hit the stairwell?
More specifically, I have seen the room with the green card but from the locked side - appears there's a crawlspace that leads to the same spot. Can't find the entrance to that crawlspace (assuming that's the proper access point).

It makes my underwear wet from all the precum my penis generates when I'm playing that game.

It's in the same room as the Keycard, hidden in the dark by the entrance to that room with two read: three Assassins.

Hey kinda late, but how am I supposed to apply that huge folder to my game file? Do I just unpack it somewhere or do I have to use some program to apply the mod?

Thats not a mod retard

yeah I just noticed LMAO

They are smart and dont read Cred Forums, so they enjoy things that others dont like.

Here are the mods

thanks familia

>Pubic hair smells amazing
no, it doesn't.

it will take a while until Team Ninja's ass jiggle physics are replicated

Is there any sort of story to this? Is the main character just designed to be fapbait or is there an in-game explanation to it?

>People on Cred Forums don't play a game, but bash it because of a sexy screenshot or two
>Wonder why people say the gameplay is enjoyable despite not playing it
Sounds like an average day on Cred Forums, yup.

why did you put your dick in a birds nest?

Why should there be one?

If you were building a robot yourself, why would you NOT give it a nice set of T&A?

It will take as many days as are left until the modkit is dropped + 1

>hair is a masculine trait
women are only hairless in anime user

Yes, there is a minor story, very similar to Talos Principle actually, but in a facility closer to Portal.
But the only time you get any of it is on startup and on beating the game. It's odd and makes me wonder what it's building towards.

I'm not saying I dislike the character design, I just want to know if there's some lore behind it.

wash your woman then, and buy her some hair products

Actually, user, the first step for modding is dropping in Being able to unpack mesh and texture files will mean we can more easily alter them before repacking

>your woman
Nope. no woman for me, they are not worth the trouble these days.

> posting my screenshot with an underline

But yeah, get hype

Will that mean that the HQ model from the SFMLab be possible to bring into the game?

It was the fastest source I could get on it, thanks tho.

>implying he has one, or he will ever have one

Right there!... alkdfjdf. Kept missing it. Gah.

And thanks.

No problem, don't forget the Health pack on the Haydee back there, too. :^)

What does the "Censor" true/false option in the settings do?

Hides the nudies that are on the key cards and ammo boxes.

I appreciate you, user.

>this green room with the maze full of enemies
The aiming just feels really weird. Also, fuck, these sword guys move fast. Almost impossible to kite them for a better shot. Do heashots do bonus damage, or am I stuck with 5 shots on the normals and 4 on the swords?

Headshots can also stagger them.

Headshots on a Brawler (normal slow fucker) is 4 basic bullets, 2 Magnum.
Headshots on an Assassin (fast sword dude) is 2 with basic AND headshots (only the eye is the "head") stun, 1 Magnum to head, 2 max and all Magnum shots stun Assassins.
Automatic bullets do as much damage as Pistol rounds and Landmines do 3 basic bullets of damage.

Their names are Walker and Slasher according to game files

post the porn webms

Srsly. Those sound so shit, tho.

Also, the nude mod with body paint similar to basic outfit.
mediafire.com/file/qprie1c6ebn5qn7/Haydee - Not Nude Version.zip

>the first water room
So turning off the first swtich to open the door also makes the platform in front of it go away. I can't find any more switches.

Why does the nude mod have even better boob physics than the model we ended up with?

There is 1 more Switch assuming you never dove underwater, but it won't help you.You need a tool that you do not have yet. Specifically, a dildo that has a button on it and a Wifi button.

It has identical physics. The difference is that when they are 2 separate physical pieces instead of in a skin-tight suit/uni-boob, it looks better.

You know Haydee's face has really grown on me. I don't even mind the nose anymore, it makes her look distinguishable.

The Nigger lips are still a bit much for me, but I agree, it's a nice look.

>we could have had a good game starring a reaxtivated silent robot protagonist exploring an abandoned factory
>her personality would be conveyed solely through their animations and how they interact with the environment
>instead we got brown Hitomi Tanaka with a robot head and arms putzing around sticking her ass out and not reacting at all to her circumstances

Would have killed the devs to give the main character some personality?

Would have killed you to play the game? :^)

It kinda suck yeah but not as bad thought as you make it

I'd love more likeable charatcer tho

Is her head a robot or is it just a mask? Because robot>>>>cyborg in mask as told by my penis.

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Seems like both her head and arms are totally robotic.

We're not sure, but we know these for certain:
>Her legs are human
>She still has lungs
>her arms are machine
Everything else is unknown.

Finally found all the equipment items. Still haven't figured out how to beat the game.

her "mask" is a bit too small to fit a head inside unless her head has been um... remodeled.

So much for "half-robot" then

She doesn't really need her nose or chin, technically. And hair is easily removed.

The back of her head peeks out too.
And thats where a lot of vital brain functions are.

That's fair, never seen a good clipping shot of the back. Then again, we don't know the tech level of the Facility, could be a fully mechanical or partial brain or neither. It could very easily be the new Haydee is remote-controlled from the current Master.
Things I want to see:
>Haydee production in motion
>A Facility in motion, like the Elevator, pillars and doors tied to buttons, etc.
Especially the latter, just having doors pop open instead of sliding up/down/left/right/forward/back really fast is really odd.

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That's a simple as hell recolour.

Isn't that shot from when trump was mocking someone else for being a retard?

I don't think revolution 60 counts

>ctrl+f
>"shill"
>no matches

well this is a first.

>this green climbing room with the locking vents and the dildo
So what order do I do these? If I go the normal route, the vent is locked at the end.

I have two blue keys (used one to get here)

How do I find the yellow key to open this door? I can't find the other blue keyhole either.

I already explored this route and it goes in a full circle towards the entrance.

You're looking at the key.

ok so it's in the room in the grass, I thought I crawled in all that stuff I usually do that first thing.

Thanks.

I spent a lot of (wasted ) time with the lcokers under water

Mods started banning people who just spout shill.

No, you're literally looking at it IN THAT IMAGE.
Remember how the one in the Morgue room was on a dead Haydee?

SON OF A FUCK I REMEMBERED THAT AS SOON AS I REOPENED THE GAME

I WAS TRICKED

I THOUGHT THAT ROBOT CORPSE WAS SIGNALLING AN OPEN THING UNDERWATER

I WAS FOOLED

yes I instantly figured out the earlier yellow key I should have known it was in this very room fuck fuck uck fuck fuck fuck fuckfukfuckufkuf FUCK ING DAMMIT

leave the room with the remote locked.
go through the vent outside that room.
press the button in the bottom of the room.
go through the new exit that just opened.
switch the vents that are open.
go back through the new exit.
go into the other vent that you just switched to being open.
wa la.

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But in order to get back to the vent into the remote room, I have to take the first vent. I don't see anywhere else that goes up that I can grab.

You can "cheat."
When you take the new path, notice there's a set of 4 pipes just in the corner right next to the exit into back half of the room.

idk what else to tell ya, squiddo

Yeah, I can't jump on them, even if I try to jump from the vent.

Then you're no help at all. Your solution is just missing the "???" step before "profit".

Don't jump. Just sprint onto them.

okay when you're coming back into the room from the side-vent, run onto the green pipes, then you can climb up higher into the room.

ur probably gonna have to ask for more solutions than this desu

>tfw both aroused and kinda spooked

It's gonna get Spookier, also why you carrying save disks.

>greenlight

Is this Early Access shit?

No, its a half finished pile of shit


If this was a prototype for a game I might be excited, but there is only the shell of a game
literaly unfinished

because I had none, and then a fucking shitload shortly after

The game released a week ago

>wa la

For some reason, I feel like that's a great combo.

it's interesting

That room scared the shit out of me.
I thought a Slasher was gonna be crawling around in the vents and stab me in the butt.

I was pretty spooked in the dark areas until I smartened up and kept an eye out for vents on the ceiling, and remembered Haydee can jog pretty fast.

Is it possible to get back up after being knocked down while crouching or does Haydee just lay there and take it like the slut she is?

Yeah, just hop up.
Also,
When Bots begin spawning without vents, it gets spookier.

>tfw the only notable android-centric game on the horizon is made by David Cage
Truly this is the worst world.

We live in a day and age where there has to be lore behind a characters design now.

I put the orange key in the orange lock and the game abruptly ended

What did I do wrong?

You got the shitty escape ending.
Not the master ending.

There are 2 Orange Locks.
I assume you put it in the one in Blue? Cause if you notice, The door behind you locks and you get an achievement named No Way Out.

wow that's a dick move

There's even a huge expansive area behind the "orange door" in that space

So there's another orange lock huh?

Also I never found the revolver or the pliers

Do I need either to find the other (real) orange lock?

I also don't remember ever seeing another orange lock.

Any hints to its location?

Nope.
The Magnum is in a locked box in the Green Hallway with the stairs, the one with 1 of each bot in a cage and the Walker at the bottom of the stairs, it's directly off the room at the very start of Green, bring a Crowbar.
Pliers are in the red Armory, not easy to explain, but it's a room at the top of a 3-floor high-rise of crates guarded by 1 of each bot.
Hint: There was a room in Black that had a gate door with a bunch of dead Haydees behind it and some free landmines, a row of Haydees lines the back wall.
Find it and find your answer. Save a landmine as well.

>nigga oogga booga loog thicc dayuummm ooooh oooh ooh ooh ooh

I want chimps to get out

oh actually yes I remember that exact room now

It's on level b

somehow it slipped my mind.

Also I can't believe I walked right past the revolver a thousand times in this game. Never even realized that crate was openable with the crowbar. Lame.

I have a good idea where the pliers might be but they're probably useless. I'll give them a look at tomorrow just for completionist sake.

Help I can't play the game it crashes saying

version: 3.0 Mesa 12.0.3
uniforms: 16384/0/16384
feedback: 128/4/4
hdGLInit: Minimum required OpenGL version 3.3 not supported
hdGLInit: failed to initialize
hdInit: failed

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Pliers let you disarm Landmines.
Landmines are literally the most overpowered weapon in the game, one-shots Slashers and Walkers only need 1 more bullet to the head.

JoJo
Part 7 "Spin", uses math ratios in nature as a source of power. The golden ratio is super powerful

You say that like it doesn't make it worse

>I enjoy solid asses

Fuck off.

Anyone got the Under-One-Hour cheevo yet? How hard is it? I haven't finished the game yet so I'm not sure how much leeway there is on it.

UT99 xan is best xan

>head spoiler for aerodynamic effect during bhops

so how exactly does the robot drown?

Thanks for the help Cred Forums

I beat the game and then did that better ending

>beat the game in one hour or less

literally how

I don't think theres been enough time for anyone to come up with an optimized route yet.

Even then you need an orange key for either ending

Which means you need two blue keys

Or 4 red keys and 3 green keys

Is there some sort of Gone Home secret that lets you go through a nondescript wall that's actually a secret passage? That's the only way

The .1 percent of people who did it were just using the achievement manager, I refuse to believe it's even possible without some serious shenanigans.

No, but I'm plotting a route.
Ideally, you won't be saving unless you beat your time goals considerably.
But generally, it's
>Clear White, skip Vest unless you're a scrub, don't kill Bot, don't open back hatch
>Get looting in Green, kill the 2 bots in left room by the lights puzzle, solve it, grab the Dildo
>Open the hatch to Yellow's door, which includes killing 3 Robots (Note, you do NOT have to kill the fourth Robot that spawns when you hit the button to open the vent, just be fast)
>Then go get the Night Vision Goggles
>Then bee-line across bridge back to Red, you don't have to open either door, but opening Red is advised when you get there the first time for this part
>If you're ahead of schedule by a lot, go make a save so if you fuck up, you have a backup
>Clear next room's bots, then take door at bottom of stairs, but not in back
>Go get Gas Mask and Plug
>Next up back in that Stairs room, go for the bottom back door, then the Vent in the far back, wind around and to the Wifi Button
>This makes or breaks the Run based on a tiny bit of RNG, you need to get out of the room without getting bodied by a Slasher
>Take Elevator down, then head out the old way
>Back into Red, then into Black, head up to C, open the Power room and socket the Plug in there and the one you brought into B and Lift
>Go move Lift to B, then climb to C's door, Take B plug and move it to C, then move Lift up to C as well, then go up and grab the Wifi up there, this is important for time shaving
>Swap C plug to A, then run down and reset Lift to floor A, go back up, unplug Lift and A, move one to C, then go get the first Red Key and abandon the Wifi you left on the button near the start
>Plug your Plug into G and go all the way down to G to get Red #2
Etc. It's headache inducing, cause you only get 3 Wifi buttons in the entire game and you have to use all of them, abandoning each carefully.

good question. Is the robot also part human? We need more intel!

So this is the game funhaus has been playing in the background for like 2 weeks?

> don't be such a square
> tiles

I read through the whole thing. Worth it.

It was done by one of the slav testers so the devs make the achievement

Oh, I know it's possible, doesn't mean I want to do it.
>Remembering which switches to swap in Gas Tower
>Rationing your Medkits properly
Fucking Christ.

I'm also trying to figure which ending is faster and I'm leaning Blue, since you're already in the area, but at the same time, it's piss-easy to get to Black's, which is what is aiming for, you'd skip dropping Lift back down otherwise and (I forgot to list it) swapping a plug from C to B after getting Red #1 and plugging G.
Black's Ending is also faster
>RightX3 leftX4 right X4 in Blue Ending versus like 20 seconds of survive in Black and it's over as soon as you pop her in the head

Is there a limit to how many bots randomly spawn in rooms or is it fixed?

Fixed except for one room.

So I won't just keep seeing bots appear over and over if I backtrack?

Correct.

>watermelon
>megamilk

Watermelon has the best butthole texture out of all of them.

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>for some reason the megamilk mod doesnt show in the outfits list even when I jut rag the files into the right folder

i'd prefer if it was a bara guy with a jiggling belly or bulbous pecs desu

Just the megamilk mod?

Yes, just the megamilk mod

You got the .outfit file?

Well Im a fucking idiot

Thanks user

Always happy to help.

>Russian games in general are way better than the Ukrainian ones.
Keep telling yourself that, Vladimir.
The only game ruskies have made that anyone gives a shit about is World of Tanks.

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Is this a good redesign of haydee?

>latex mod comes with giant-ass ass seams
tried to jury rig it out, had to use the pure white normal map because any I made broke lighting. Shame, i wanted there to be the little folds, just not a seam

I like that one too.

too much ass

Drossel mod when

>t. irishman

Next week hopefully

im black

Drossel von Flügel > Haydee

The way Drossel moves is just hypnotizing to me.

Do you havbe to do multiple runs to see all the endings?

Just save and reload after you get an ending.

When a redesign looks nothing like the character it's intended to be, it's shit. Always. Unless the design was bad in the first place, and that's just a maybe.

Also reducing tits and ass is never a good thing.

Well that took a little longer than I expected.
mega.nz/#!1RJ32LBQ!TmU8gwgjcG_rMl-_-HNYkDn62DtY4lGIwKFI0Fut2-4
Get it while it's hot.

Is that as shiny as it gets?

Without going full wet latex.
To get the layered shine has you need reflection as well as specularity, and better bumpmapping.
Sadly, without the right tools or spending several more hours hacking it out that's as good as it gets.

Bless you user.
I don't even have this game, nor do I think I ever will since it doesn't interest me.
But this is still some good shit.

Thank you.
This is everything I ever wanted.

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goddamn this image made me laugh.

>thicc fags

>Cant keep a save disk to save my life
>Making about an hours worth of progress, including getting the crowbar
>go to hunt for some crates to open hoping for health or saves
>find some saves lying out in the open in a new room
>Now all that stands between me and recording my progress is a number of unexplored rooms which may hold Robots
>get through them, back to the save area
>Need to make two ledge grab jumps to reach the save room

I just wanted robot tiddies, I didn't come here to sweat bullets.

Then again, the feeling when finally sliding that disk in was oh so satisfying.

wtf happened with this? is it still goin? its just been so long since I saw the last little bit.

Did you read the steam page?
Or did you just see robo titties and decide to buy it.

Be jelly of me, if i try to play it 3 minutes in my system overheats and automatically turns off.

I pirated it for the tiddies

The game's actually really great to play, though. I'm loving it. This dark area's going to be hell, though. In the good way.

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I can already see the fucking clipping with those leg parts
also thickness from side dosnt fir the thickness from front
neck is weird and it overall fail anatomically which the model is to represent a human figure
this looks like its based around a shitty animu drawing

I don't care about the tits and ass (As I have h-games for that shit), how are the actual puzzles in this game?

>So, like in Talos Principle?
Are you trying to say Haydee's gameplay and story is on par with Talos Principle? Reaaaaally?

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Really hard.

Fap

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Good. I'll check it out then.

>wtf happened with this? is it still goin? its just been so long since I saw the last little bit.
its called detroid become human, its a full game coming out very soon
you play as multiple characters, one is her and another is an robot detective

from whet we saw im 100% sure its a case of like 10 characters or so with echa one having a short 1 hour chapter in which he can die, survive, make the situation hes faced better or worse, and all the decisions will ultimately decide how the future of android race will go on in some kind of combined epilogue sequence
seems Cage learned something at lest from his failures last time

>To do so just replace the Haydee folder with Haydee_Thick by renaming it to just Haydee
Wut?
So rename the actual folder Haydee_thick or rename the Haydee_thick file just Haydee?

Trump did the exact same thing when he talked about Mr. Ratto.

The latter

youtube.com/watch?v=dDFCJfztpQg

youtube.com/watch?v=QD1pbWCJcKQ

Wow, I give less than zero shits about whoever the chick android is.

But being able to play as an android cop like Total Recall? I'm down with that, can't wait to see how Cage makes it shit.

YOU CAN'T KILL ME
*unzips tie*
I'M NOT ALIVE

>nothing personal kid
>"unzips katana"
every time someone uses quotation marks to describe an action i can only think of the memes

two questions

1) Is climbing and mantling as pointlessly and annoyingly slow as the demo?

2) Are there any unlockable costumes?