ITT Describe a video game with a clickbait-esque sentence. I'll start

Here are 10 things that can go wrong while picking up your paycheck and buying milk:

You remember him at Shadow Moses and The Big Shell Incident, you'll drop your jaw when you see him now!

>You'll never believe how much this little pink guy can eat!

What happens to this man when he tries to buy a shopkeepers strongest potions?!

Yup.

Being controlled by an extra-dimensional being? It's more likely than you think!

This guy saved the mushroom kingdom. You can too, in only 5 simple steps!

Postal 2, easy

The one secret Water Chip replacement technique that will have your Vault's Overseer fuming!

A Russian guy joins an American server and does something unexpected!

What happened to this pregnant woman's unborn child will have you at a loss!

You'll never guess what happens when this rag tag group of soldiers get a little too hungry!

Illuminati leaders HATE this man!
Click here to find out his secret

Drop in an Uni and a neutralizer, wait 5 days and brace yourself for a shock.

This one weird trick will make you hunt all the monsters

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Tragic tale of how 7 highschool students and a bear stopped a murderer

Some guys interrupted his pizza time, You wont believe the party that ensued

Click here how to summon demons from Hell with this one weird trick!

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The number one key to winning the match! It's simpler than you think!

Sh3?

Demons HATE him! Find out what Lord Illidan has done for us >>CLICK HERE

Martial Artists hate him!

Click here to read about how a broken man destroyed an army with this one weird trick!

Lisa?

Transistor?

Evil Doctors hate him! Find out how to defeat eight robots with this one weird trick!

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Not feeling Nagito's design but everything else is perfect, now then:

This Ashen fuck is getting super HOT embers and basically, you're fucking RETARDED. =====>Click here=====< to find out how.

What if World War 2 was an Anime?

The secret that Shinra DOESN'T want you to know about

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>Yosuke is shaggy
Holy shit I'm dying

Thank you user

Some Aliens Shot Up This Man's Ride, You Will Not Believe His Response!

This party just got cuhrazee, and you'll never guess what happens next!

The student works for the U.S., and his master just betrayed him and defected to the Soviet Union! Relationship troubles?

>You'll never believe what this plumber does to this huge turtle!

This man went soul searching in an abandoned town. You won't believe how he sunk his demons!

Metal Gear Solid

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Undead monsters, in my spaceship? Its more likely than you think. Click Here to find out more.

>Heartwarming! Man finds long-lost brother while visiting Alaska.

Rookie lawyer exonerates best friend and finds witness guilty! His next case will break your heart.

Is your ancient supercomputer planning to destroy all life in the universe? Its more likely than you think!

Alternatively:
How technology ruined this father and daughter relationship, very tragic!

This marine got ripped in 7 days with Argent Energy! CLICK HERE to find out more.

These BADASS heroes will change your life forever!

This Irish man has one simple phrase to influence people and gain friends. Find out his secret!

Faith in Humanity Restored: When this kid was faced with an intergalactic threat, he and a bunch of friends from around the world managed to stop it!

This undead linked the fire and so can you, just by following these simple steps!

There's a robot with gigantic tits and a plump ass

Feel like you're rolling around at the speed of sound? Follow this link and I will set you free!

I would click on this.

all it takes to sell thousands of copies on steam in one post

Bear Befriends Bird? 1 Unlikely Friendship That Will Warm Your Heart

The alien race the Government has been hiding! Secret Invasion likely, learn how to fight the Aerogaters!

Could your waifu be an android? Its more likely than you think!

Valkyria Chronicles?

He can't handle his potions, they're too strong for him.

Metal Gear soLDDFKUN

The real answer is Transistor, but I still want to say Parasite Eve.

This RPG board game will have you losing your closest friend faster than you than you can breathe, Learn how to cope with it and find new budding friendships here!

When his dad's ex takes up residence in his head, you won't believe what this apprentice will kick to save the world!

Top 5 best theories about how these robots are really controlled

One man flund a way to beat the defense culpability act
Royalty hates him
Click to see this one wierd trick

>"This is a no hover zone"

Find Out How This Reincarnation Of A Time God And The Creator Of This World With A Really Loud Voice Absorbs 20 Souls Per Day Walking Around And Enjoying The Scenery-CLICK NOW TO LEARN HOW!!!

>Nefarious Organizations HATE him! Local Man goes from Nerd to STUD in just 15 years!! Click Here to find out how

>How This Autistic Amnesiac Became The Greatest Soldier Of Our Time

>Local Man Really Feeling It

>He Tricked His Friends Into Eating Human Flesh! What He Did Next Will Shock You...

>The 5 alternate personalities of local martial-artist/painter! Number 3 will shock you!

SHOCKING- How one man discovered the horrific and genocidal secret behind unlimited energy! This could change your view on the government!!!