What videogames did you play when you were 14-15?

City of Heroes
Diablo 2
Vanilla wow
Starcraft
Warcraft 3
Halo 1

Probably some other things too I don't remember

CALL OF DUTY. Just kidding, not just cod, but also:
Bioshock infinite
Assassin's creed black flag
Mario kart

Fire Emblem 4
FF8
Chrono Cross
Suikoden II
Valkyrie Profile

Best time of my life.

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I mostly played nintendo games back then. Melee, animal crossing, mario kart. I think I played Warcraft 3 a lot at that time too.

A fuck ton of vanilla wow

Not even too much raiding, just being a dick. I would camp stranglethorn all fucking day. I would throw snowballs at my teammates as they crossed the bridge in AV. I would summon people underwater so they drowned/by elites so they would get raped/off of cliffs, I would mind control people off of cliffs after dueling them, I would duel low levels, kite them into mobs, and once they got aggro beat them so the mob could finish the job and rape their durability.

God I miss that game

>You will never be asked by that 6/10 weeaboo girl of your class

Why even live?

That was 2000-2001, right?
Lord of Destruction. I played LoD a lot.

These years were actually a strange transitionary period for me, it was a year before I found steam and TF2 in 2009 which was my main game from 2009-2012. I think at this time I was on my main diablo 2 binge, which was about a year in total length. I also played warcraft 3 custom games, jedi knight academy custom servers, and various rpgs on my gba

Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain
Mario and Luigi
Xenosaga
Pokemon Channel
Melee

Tales of Vesperia almost exclusively.

>you will never be asked out

Golden Sun
Fire Emblem
Neopets
UFO Defense

We posting shy girls?

I think resident evil 4 came out when I was 14 15. So that and Wind Waker would have been around the same time. I didn't have a ds yet, but when that ds light came out I was all over it.

I had a PS2 I was probably playing, don't know what.

sure

I would anyone ever choose the girl on the left?

This is a quality post.

I am going to archive it on /s4s/.

It has been done. Thank you for your contribution.

Away with you, 3DPD. Be gone from this place.

DELETE THIS

Yeah, this is one of those threads now.

WHO /facebookmemes/ HERE?

Always takes me a second to recognize these pictures.

>city of heroes
f

...

Is that your fucking desktop background?

>you will never get to go back and ask that one cute girl out

The worst she could have said was no and I would be in the same position I am now except at least I would know.

I don't know user, cause I don't know your fucking age

I would. She has more and better experience. She would be more exciting to date.

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THICC

>taskbar
Is that your fucking background?
Did you just take a fucking screenshot of your background?

I'm 12, I've been 12 ever since 1998 so I've been 12 for 18 yeras now. I am now legally 12.

A girl asked me to dance with her at homecoming.I was a retard for not realizing the implications.

best fap ive ever had

WE PASSED UPON THE STAIR

what are the implications?

Pfft, retard.

please tell me there's porn

World of warcraft
War craft 3 custom game
thats about it. I remember I use to raid for the sole reason of playing warcrafy 3 after with my friends who also hated raiding and my guild leader who gated to lead raids. Anytime they ready checked if we wanted to try a boss again I said no so we could WC3. Some of the best summers I ever had in terms of fun.

Good news, there is.
Bad news, DON'T, FUCKING TRUST ME ON THIS

Stop. You don't want to go down this rabbit hole.

Radiant Dawn (Hard) and Etrian Odyssey 1 I think? It's been a long time, I forget when those games came out exactly.

oh yes i do

gib link

I promise I can handle it

what of it?

Oh no, not me, I never lost control.

No you don't user. This isn't a joke. Turn back.

How do they make these images so low quality?

Don't listen to the memelords. It's really not that bad. If you've ever seen a Gaspar Noe flick it won't shock you.

Why are you trying to trigger anons?
Its working for me

What do you think happens at dances? Do I really have to say something obvious like a slow song started before she approached me?

the entire translated snes library
fuck yeah emulators

like, Sonic 3, F-Zero, Pikmin and a few random GC games I can't remember (like, shovelware sports shit), lots and lots of Crusin' USA and Star Wars Racer on the N64
also, World Cup 98 on the N64 nearly every fucking day

had two older brothers, so they're the reason I had an SNES and Genesis

my GF asked me out out of the blue
but she's also a bit like the reality half in OP's picture

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I wish anime was real.

Am I face to face, with the man that sold the world?

Joke's on you, I've never read this and never will. Thank you everyone else for suffering for me.

im a sick motherfucker

Girl on the right is a cutey. The one on the left just appears lazy.

RE4 was my fucking shit when I was 15.

I bought it before a camping trip to my grandma's cabin with my friends and I remember us all playing through it in the tent with a TV, Gamecube, and an extension cord in there.

I fell in love with it. I must have beat it 10 times on Gamecube. By the end of it every gun was upgraded to the max and I remember being able to get through practically the entire game with kicks and suplexes.

I'm playing through the HD remaster right now and realizing how rusty I've gotten in the last decade or so.

It's all about dat jpeg compression bb

The most haram of all: hand holding, in public no less.

This girl's problem was that she was really talented until she became a slut and turned to porn, right?

Is it time to post it?

Nox
Diablo2
HOMM3
Warlords Battlecry
AOE2
FF7/8/9

It's worse than pic related, it's awful. Trust me, sick or not, save yourself and your heart.

It's ok
That's just peanut butter

THATS FUCKING CUTE
GOD DAMN IT WHY CAN'T A SOCIALLY AWKWARD GIRL ASK ME OUT

fucking nearly died of laughter when I read this the first time

Damn. Didn't notice until now that gifs can handle transparency.

post it

Don't listen tho those feelfags trying to memeing it up. For doujin standards doesn't even scratch the surface.
hentai2read.com/emergence/

MGS1 and 2
MUGEN
Lots of SNES/Gen roms
one of the Armored Core games
Dynasty Warriors 3

I'm on Cred Forums.
I've masturbated to worse than this.
Hit me, senpai.

>tfw a socially awkward girl asks you out and she has an amazing dirty talk game

dreamcast shit
and n64 shit

friends had PS1 shit too
only one guy had a saturn, played fucking galactic attack on that shit and CotA

Probably because they think you're gross.

>have a successful life
>turn to hardcore porn for some reason

Yes. It's exactly the problem, it also literally ruined her life.

here we go ladz

Not fucking Emergence, I already have that, no whatever if from
pic related

>Neopets

Oh shit I completely forgot about that. That website was the epitome of the early-2000s internet. That and Newgrounds.

My dinosaur and monkey have probably starved to death after not being fed for 15 years ;_;

I haven't read it, I only vaguely know of it from other people losing their shit. Couldn't find it on sadpanda, but I thought someone else would post source here

You guys want to know the best part?I said yes and nothing actually happened during the dance because I was a fool that makes dense animu protags seem like they notice stuff.

> le fap to this maymay
Hello réddit!

They either live, though in terrible pain, or have been deleted. Go find out.

nice pic, saved

3DPD
Learn it already you stupid fuck

Give examples.

Gran Turismo 4
guild wars

i didn't really play video games

Par for the course with teenagers. Don't worry about it too much.

>girl

>shy

It's okay user, at least you got the dance.

>talented
at being a drug abusing whore maybe

Also this thread is full of fucking casuals who think they know true terror because they glimpsed its shadow once. The real thing is so much worse. This thread will only scratch the surface. Once you start there's no going back.

exhentai.org/g/852122/6ae7f3242f/

>WHY CAN'T A SOCIALLY AWKWARD GIRL ASK ME OUT
Because they are socially awkward.

It's from one of the chapters. There are 7 in total.
Click that link and scroll down a little.

World of Warcraft.
Left 4 Dead.
EVE Online.
I played a MUD for a bit, I forgot what kind.
Civ 4.
Morrowind/Oblivion.
Dawn of War.

This shit.

Eh, I went to Goldshire on an RP server.
This can't be any worse than that.

>Socially awkward girl played videogames and shit with me
>she jokingly asked me out one day
>"nah, I don't like that shit, I'll just stay in my house playing videogames"
>Years later I realized everything

Where's that Ronnie pic when you need it

They don't die. As long as the servers stay up, they'll be waiting for you to come back

Call of Duty United Offensive
Rome Total War
Star Wars Battlefront

>Did you hear that? user has a crush on you!

>RP server
You have truly seen hell

I can hear the music.

>bbm
utterly abhorrent, I just barfed in my mouth. fat men are so disgusting

>Mood: Delighted!
>Hunger: dying

Eh, you didn't miss much.

Back in 2005, when everyone on World of warcraft was doing the whole "GET A GF MAN IT'S SO AWESOME" "I DON'T HAVE A GF ABLOOBLOO IT SUX" meme
I was like "well shit I've never really missed being single, but if it's this awesome I'll try it"
So I got a GF, seduced a random 15 year old girl living in my city.
Honestly it was kind of boring and not worth the effort.
Her sex drive was higher than mine, so when I was trying to play WoW she'd pester me for sex.
Once she even tied my hands together while I was levelling in Un'goro crater and she fucked me even though I didn't want sex at the time
my character died
I had to run back from the gy
it hurt my feelings a little having to run back from the gy

Are you retarded? It literally is from emergence.
You fags get more retarded every single day.
g.e-hentai.org/s/cf876de9bc/920803-32

Praise nurgle.

Socially awkward girls always turn out to be thots when they break out of their shell.

>9th grade
>some reason class not doing anything during history class
>girl walks over
>"X has a crush on you user"
>X isn't even looking at me when she says that
>"Ok whatever, you're trying to play a prank on me. I'm not buying it." I reply

closest i've ever coem to anything like that

right in the feels op, i want a shy gf

It happened to me, but the face she made was pic related

>2000 and 2001
a lot of SNES games, AoEII, MOO 2, HoMM 2 & 3, Baldur's Gate, Unreal Tournament, Rainbow 6, Super Smash Bros Melee

She's prettier.

I really liked horror games back when I was 14/15, now I can't play em at all. Kinda weird.

But she's uglier on the INSIDE

fat men need loving too

FEE FAYE FO FUM
I SMELL THE MENSTRUL BLOOD OF FUJOSHI SCUM

Please, refrain from posting that girl.

I want that girl to step on me with her smelly socks!

But... The deal...

>Every relationship I have ever had was one where the girl asked me out first.
Meanwhile whenever I ask a girl out first it ends up as just a few dates before we split.
feels weird

Is this that crazy girl from Facial Abuse?

ay bby u wan sum fuk

Refrain.

FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A LITERAL FAGGOT GOT A GF AND I CAN'T

Is the deal... A deal...?

>"Hey user so and so has a crush on you"
>I know she hates my guts
>Me being a retard weeb thinks she's a tsundere and fall for the meme
>My senior year was ruined from that point foward

I wish i had the guts to kill myself at that point and time

they don't

...

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This, I never allowed myself to be deceived by those types of girls. Got that "user is so popular/such a ladykiller" stuff from my male friends too. I knew the whole time they were being ironic, didn't stop it from hurting a little.

have you tried being yourself and talking to girls?

Not the thread to post heartwarming stories, user.

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Unreal Tournament 2004
San Andreas
MX vs ATV: Unleashed

>playing FFIV at 14
>Rydia made me a lolicon
I hate FFIV now

Mostly Doom, Street fighter 2 and I think MK2 came out around then also.

>shy
>not uncomfortably smiling/laughing whenever someone acknowledges you

Get your facts straight fuckboy.

>t.socially anxious male

Good thread team. I like where we're going.

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girl on the right can cook the choice is obvious

wtf FFIV sounds like my kind of game

I can come to love the inside of anybody, but pretty outsides make it easier.

Motherfucking Resident Evil 4 and Final Fantasy 12.

I knew I was too pathetic for that to happen, I never fell for those bullshit traps after middleschool

no

Freelancer
Rome total war
Medieval 2 total war
Kingdomhearts 1&2

I literally can't imagine a scenario in which a girl was interested in me. I don't even know what it'd feel like. My brain can't take the thought seriously.

...

Thanks for surfacing my repressed memories,user.

I... lost?

>Girls
>Pretending to be sissy traps
>i.e. boys who are pretending to be girls
>So it's girls pretending to be boys pretending to be girls
How deep does rabbit hole go

One of the senior girls hears that you have a crush on her and came to confront you about it.

What do?

You gotta help a man out google fucking sucks dick for finding stuff now and iqdb didn't find it

I played Hizashi. I thought Otome Function would be out by now.

Well, there's still good games coming out, I can wait.

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>shy girl gets my attention on twitch
>casually talk for a few months
>She's cute as fuck
>start talking about dating and such
>she suddenly says she wants me inside her

Yo, didn't even work for it.

"No, you misheard. I actually have a crush on your sister."

Never let girls know you want them. Always let them think there's a girl you like more.

Should have just done those reload animations.

Moroku Gankyou ni

what even is the source for this?

Battle Network was my jam. Also Pokemon and Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles.

LET HER SLEEP YOU BULLY

WoW, I wasted my teen years on WoW.

>was the ugliest kid in my whole school
>everyone called me "pretty boy" ironically

How much bleach do y'all reckon you need to drink to forget high school?

>My brain can't take the thought seriously.

Mine couldn't either, multiple times

"I ah- Uh- Heh, I uh- I think you misheard, haha-- Ah I'm kind of- Kind of busy with something right now!"

>immediately run away

well objectively you'd cut the Green wire.
Red means passion, Blue is peaceful, Green means envy
So you wanna cut the envy out of your relationship but keep the peace and passion
ezpz

She must be insane, im only interested in these kind of creatures

>Cred Forums
This makes her -1000/10, she's probably a normie too

bears?

Don't remember the name. 'Nerd fucks deal-chan and her two skanky friends' or something. Try searching that on sadpanda.

Good taste.

>Not the cow one
>Or the full amputee one
Boring

...

lmao

Sorry, I am not interested in older women.

>True story.

>tfw the anime ending was so bad anything related to it triggers me

How about joining me for lunch, user?

Bears like these

Why would they want you and not the alpha chad?

byaru

"Are those yesterday's clothes? You smell a little."

Isn't that uniform a bit too transparent?

S L U T
L
U
T

>pretend like you don't hear

This is how my best friend approached me the first time in middle school. She died of cancer 15 years later.

I would because having sex is a part of the human experience and doesn't make you less "innocent". Also no matter how much denial you drown yourself in, you don't have to be a Chad to know that being autistic and unsociable is not attractive, unless you happen to be a plant and not a human (a social species). Also you're a nigger.

Why are you here

pls no feels

SMT, Tales of, Final Fantasy, FIFA, and a bunch of JRPGs. I was pretty obsessed with P3 and Tales of Symphonia, even though I knew the writing wasn't that good.

It's pretty much the same today, but I also play Zero Escape games, Drakengard games, and Souls stuff.

You motherfucker..

t. cuck

Why would someone so out of touch of social interactions immediately do that?

The more likely thing is that she would develop a crush of anyone that's even slightly kind, or talks to her.

just like me

She probably caught it from you, you shitposting degenerate.

Source, please. I'll even become your sex slave.

>Tfw no older gf to gently dominate me

>start playing the game
>I accidentally shove a bomb onto her

Booooooom

girls are weird

Savage

>tfw she's actually a 9/10 to you, and at least an 8/10 to normies, and you squandered your time and she has a boyfriend now, and you thought she was older than you, but is actually younger, and she is finishing her master's while you are a semester behind your expected graduation date, and thinking about it all kills you inside, but you can't help it because she is still your fire, what motivated you to try and better yourself intellectually and physically, and you keep holding on despite knowing you're only hurting yourself, and you worry you will never feel as passionate as someone else ever again and your interest in people is at an all-time low

I want to fucking die.

Mostly Quake 3 Arena back at the time.

ey bby u wan sum bad rats

Trust me, user, I've blamed myself in one way or another.

Btfo

Just FFXI. Nothing else. 04 and 05 were dark times for me.

Say user, do you have anyone that you like?

Lolidom > Ojoudom

>while you are a semester behind your expected graduation date,

It's really not that bad. No need to be in a rush, a lot of my professors got done late.

>gently
I'm okay with it not being gentle

Oscar Wilde

...

Oh gosh oh jeeze.

>Nothing Ace Combat
Fuck man, even 04 came out in '04.

He got best girl in the end anyway

>Having shit taste in fetishes

typical Cred Forums

What the fuck is this
I didn't know this was a bad taste convention

this fucking show made me so angry

Had gotten my ps3 at 13 in the summer of 2009

My birthday is in December, so at around that time it would have been mw2

Played a shit ton of that and gta 4 throughout 2010

Between that and watching Machinma in its prime, I'd say I had a comfy adolescence

this
I don't even process the thought that anyone could be interested in me, never look at girls and thing I should go get together or shit. The only reason I realized it is because my psychiatrist pointed it out

world of warcraft I'd like to say it shaped me into a big part of who I am today
im a fucking loser but it made me end up here and I love all of you guys and I wouldn't have it any other way

What the fuck is up with her titties

I like madotsuki!

Her emotional issues will make her completelely dependent on me for support, and so very easy to manipulate!

And, since she's closed herself off from society, nobody will be around to witness what I do to her and complain!

I will turn her into my sex slave! It doesn't even matter if she's obedient or not, because she won't have the will to resist me!

I just need to keep her away from any high ledges or sharp objects and Madotsuki will be my perfect waifu!

@353623657
Nice try, nigger. Enjoy your shitty pure maiden when you realize that you have to babysit someone rather than share a healthy relationship with them. I'd rather skip being annoyed or bored.

>I bet you never touched a girl before...are you curious?

Well?

I LIKE VIDEOGAMES

And that is why 1:1 adaptations or very close adaptations are better than anime original adapations.inb4 2003

Wh-what did she mean by this?

Eugh, maybe if you fix that trash hairstyle

>Gender: Gay

...

Women logic at its finest.
>Life of privilege, parents want what's best for her, had so many opportunities
>Decides to rebel for no reason and destroys her life by doing hardcore porn
That's the shit that never stops amazing me people who rebel just to rebel. It's like pottery.

That guy is a fucking legend at shitposting

I love you too faggot.

>what are you doing user? >Hurry up and get out!

Not about a megane piece of trash like you.

>I love all of you guys and I wouldn't have it any other way

i love you too user.

i love this stupid website. it makes me sad when people deride Cred Forums as violent and awful people. i think most of us are a bunch of cynical losers who realised we weren't gonna be the heroes we grew up playing as.

Yes

sauce

is the manga different, i normally assume anime just follows the manga, not to mention i dont normally read manga when its some mostly generic slice of life

I am supposed to be in law school. I don't want a "stable" job until I'm 30. I also want a doctorate, merely for vanity.

can someone help me, I'm having a mindblank

whats the type of jumper she's wearing cold? I wanna say blazer but that's not right

please help!

DELETE THIS

SUIKA
SUIKA
TSURUPETTAN SUIKA

cardigan

i think it's a cardigan buddy

No.

Say, if you screamed while we were here, do you think anyone would hear you? Just wondering. Because maybe I am a little curious.

thank you, i couldn't think

i wish it was more acceptable for men to wear cardigans

>you will never marry a 2D qt

Geneforge & Avernum
Counter strike 1.6
GunZ. loved the shit out of that game
Soul Reaver
Pretty much every C&C game
And sadly, Samurai Warriors. Worst waste of time I ever played.

are you 12

I remember when that and mou ikkai would get posted multiple times every fucking day

youtube.com/watch?v=vy_xbXIJ898

I have given up.gif

Then she screams for Chad to come beat up the creep.

...

...

Damn, I forgot about that shit. It's literally been years since I 'lost', at least 5 or 6.

The finale is completely different. I believe she quit while she was ahead in the competition so that bullshit with the rocks that never actually happened was avoided. Also, the ending scene is from the manga, but is completely different.

>girl wakes up from social anxiety nightmare
>natsu conforts her
>hug

I don't know how that was turned into a scene showing how she went full retard at the end.

>Cred Forums
>good people
What's next, Cred Forums having good taste in video games?

yeah i'm curious, but i'm know i shoudln't, unless you allow it... but since we are alone...
*teleports behind her
it doesn't matter, right?
*unzips dick

:(

It's acceptable to wear nearly anything if you're /fit/ enough

Fucking cunt.

It's been years too, holy shit.

i would also like to see where this goes

>im a fucking loser but it made me end up here and I love all of you guys and I wouldn't have it any other way

I was always wondering how things would end up for me if I didn't come to Cred Forums. I was a normalfag with a slight moderated love for console vidya throughout high school, I could have probably made it and have a normal life.

Then I stumbled on Cred Forums and, then Cred Forums, I fell for the NEET meme and browsing this place turned me into a degenerate faggot who masturbates to chinese cartoons and prefers spending time funposting and playing vidya than doing anything productive with my life. And I wouldn't want it any other way, I regret lot of things but the time spent with you faggots was priceless.

Your taste in vidya is bottom of the rusty barrel full of cement and dead nip G A R B A G E

please i beg you

Your big sister brought her friends over.

What do?

men have such shit clothing choices that its not fair
I want to wear ponchos

My friend got me to check up on my old account
they also taught me how to make mad fucking money with betting

>is that all you've got user?
>I always knew you were a weakling.

>Be 15
>Girl I was close with asked me if I had ever seen boobs before
>Told her I had seen another friend's boobs when I was 13
>She went quiet for a while
>Figured I had ruined the mood and wouldn't get to see any boobs
>She asks me if I ever touched the other girl's boobs
>Say no (other friend never let me touch her because religious reasons)
>She grabs my hand and shoves it down her shirt
>Squeezes my hand around her boob
>I'm frozen in shock and fear
>Girl just laughs and pulls my hand back out
>Word gets around that I was feeling her up at school
>Get two weeks isolation (detention where you were kept away from everyone and only had a teacher in the room with you)
>Friend felt really bad about it and told the teachers what happened
>We both got a stern talking to about conducting ourselves appropriately
Sometimes grabbing boobs just isn't worth the hassle.

sauce pls

Why not just wear whatever you want to wear
We have hipsters for fucks sake, I really don't think anyone will give a shit what you wear

You migrated to /jp/, /s4s/, Cred Forums, /d/, Cred Forums, /mlp/, /vp/, or any of the other harder mind-altering boards yet?

I saw a dude wearing a poncho once

He was like 6 foot 3, had long wavy hair, a beard and was wearing a huge brown poncho.

it was somewhere between incredible and ridiculous

...

Which one is my big sister?

Did it actually destroy her or did she do it because sex is fun? Do you know that it did? I'm not memeing I'd honestly like to know what the consequences of doing porn were for this person? Literally what went wrong, exactly?

>le vaporwave widetext
K I L L Y O U R S E L F

Funnily enough, deal-chans nips do not get sucked in the original context.

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StarCraft: Brood War, Diablo 2, CS 1.3/1.5, Phantasy Star Online.
Man I used to play all kinds of shit compared to what I do now, I'm fucking old.

It is clearly too hot to cuddle.

Ask her to invite her friends over again in winter.

You too!
O-oh, you were taking to someone else.

Show them the elephant dance of course!

Ask them if they play Senran Kagura

/x/ best board

Because then you get called a faggot

Lock myself in my room and shitpost on Cred Forums

>weak jap womanlets
>strong

>tfw stacy was best girl
Probably no coincidence that he ended up with the MC

Wrong body language on the girls. That is not aggressive body language. That is avoidant body language. Immersion ruined.

I had one as part of my middle and high school uniforms, at least

Sounds like it was worth it because now you have a funny story to tell. Don't be such a buzzkill faggot.

>tfw think that I ever did get a gf she would have to be pretty desperate and not even like me that much

I just don't want anyone to get stuck with someone like me.

Meant to reply to

nani?

Oh no, whatever will I do, someone doesn't like what I'm doing
It surely is the end of the world now

You mean Cred Forums2.1 (Cred Forums is Cred Forums2.0)

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

An announcement comes on that a dangerous shooter is loose in the school. You decide to hide in the gym's equipment room when you run into this.

What do?

Shut up, doppleganger! My story is not over yet!

WoW
Halo
Melee
Runescape
Borderlands

You know, GOOD games?

...

Why are hapas so self-hating?

It was definitely worth it at the time. Possibly still worth it now. I really wish I had kept in touch with more of my friends after school, but my life really went to shit after graduation. It's now ten years on since finishing and I still feel like it was only a few years ago.

I would rather not draw a lot of attention to myself in public from random assholes

Shoot her too so that she doesn't tell the cops where I'm hiding

Is there some trick to finding this? Searching ah~ gives nothing but ah! my goddess doujins. And img search proved equally useless.

I need to know.

Ah good, she's armed. I'll distract the shooter while she takes aim.

I fucking love tired girls holy shit
I wanna just dote on them and make them dinner and tea and then take a fucking nap

I'd probably ask her to shoot me desu

why would you want the socially awkward girl and not the alpha stacy?

you fucking fag, tell me

just fucking shoot me senpai

>socially awkward kid growing up
>actually get some friends in high school
>slut of the group decides that she's tired of her boyfriend and I'm the only one in our group that's single
>cheats on him with me
>she's a terrible person and I refuse to admit that to myself
>she cheats on me
>now a socially awkward 20 year old with no friends again
I'm at the point where I believe anyone who wants to be around me is playing a joke on me. The people I work with don't know that I act different when I'm not working
At least I have my VIDEO GAMES

>/jp/
Used to alot back in 2013. Damn that place is special.
>/s4s/
Very rarely.
>Cred Forums
Cred Forums best board
>/d/
nope, I'm more of a /e/ fag
>Cred Forums
hell yeah
>/mlp/
not a ponyfag
>/vp/
not a pokefag

What if she is the shooter?

I fucked an alpha stacy once.

I get the feeling like she never really liked me for me, and just saw me as another trophy.

I feel a bit insecure about that and I'm not sure I'm comfortable with what happened

What are some games like Hizashi?
More the groping aspect rather than the loli, I've already played Mako

You deserve to have no friends. You're a terrible person

Ask her how her day was

Nigga how do I insert it, shit doesn't want to get in vagoo

I know

She's failed to load the chamber. Either that's a fresh mag after she's dumped the last one, and she hasn't had time to rack the slide, or she's empty.
Given that she knows her gun discipline, and she's in a hostile environment, and she's sitting in a position that doesn't allow her to rack the slide easily, I'd say she's out.

So can anyone provide source?

Ask her if she's also hiding from the shooter. Tell her it's a smart idea to keep a gun handy to defend herself.

>wants the hug
>gives the food
bEST
my ex never cooked for me and so i cook most nights
even if it's just some variety of curry or spaghetti or something piss easy

to be on topic though

WC3, Doom, some WoW but I was 15 when it came out so not a whole bunch, some other shit. oh yeah, every fucking RPG I could get my hands on.

planescape torment ruined other games for me.

>/e/ and Cred Forums
wat
I thought Cred Forums hated /e/

WHY ISN'T ANIME REAL

I'M SO FUCKING LONELY

The name has been given numerous times in this thread baka.

oh man, memories.
>6th grade, about 11 years old
>at school camp for a week
>talking with girl I have a crush on
>be somewhat attractive but usually a complete and utter shy mess of a sperg
>everyones just started to date each other and realise girls/boys aren't icky
>"so user, who do you like?"
>panic
>"ahhh I like x!"
>She was y.
>x overheard.
>half the girls expect me to ask x out
>don't
>be branded gay for the rest of my school life
Fucking bullshit.

This would also be justification for her hiding - she doesn't have any ammo left and is reconsidering her options. If she had ammo and she's the active shooter she wouldn't need to hide, she'd be searching for targets.

Either way, she is most likely a nonthreat and is about to be frisked.

I like these kinds of shenanigans. I need to see how she reacts to his raging boner.

And how did they end up like that in the the first place??

lol captcha: Shaftesbury

1911s lock open on empty mags
Also it's incredibly easy to close the slide with a fresh mag, hell if you slam a magazine in hard enough it does it by itself
Also there's a convenient slide release button on 1911s

Kill me, Pete

>ywn do some kinky, fucked up shit with a frumpy girl, for long hours into the night until you both stink of sweat and BO

I'm dead aren't I

I knew I shouldn't have slacked off in my class at the Navy Seals academy.

Super Smash Bros Melee

I'm 26 now.

>through pure random circumstance of the highest order I meet and end up talking to a pixie cut korean girl with absolute god tier taste in vidya
>she consumes more manga and anime than I do
>become more and more attracted to her as I find out she lives her life exactly like I do
>introverted, vidya, studious, etc
>last week was her birthday
>she went to a club, got hammered, did drugs and lost her virginity to some guy she doesn't remember
>called me to drive her home

I don't know how to feel about this.

Is there a board that doesn't hate Cred Forums?

>tfw I did
It was pretty neato

A-user, can you please stop? You're being creepy.

But Cred Forums is collectively sucking each other off over a candidate all about ill-gotten wealth and corporatism.

>pixie cut

That was the warning sign.

Dunno, never asked

But Cred Forums HAET pedo
So Cred Forums HAET /e/

anime is real user

but we are not the main character

Damn, i'm jealous. You still together?

It can't be helped
The good news is you're close enough to attempt to disarm her before she shoots you
The bad news is you're probably getting shot

screw sluts, she would do stupid shit in the future and she will regret it.
dont carry that weight with her, dont let her hold you down

Hitman Blood Money, Tony Hawk's Underground 2, Kingdom Hearts.

Source bubby

It can't be helped.

What are Cred Forums1.1,1.2,1,3,1,4,1.5,1.6,1.7,1.8, and 1.9 though?

If you think that's only creepy then you've got worse problems than me

"What do we say, young lady?"

"..."

"We say 'Thank you for restraining me'"

"..."

"Say it."

take responsibility ect ect

Naw, she was cheating on her fiancé with me and I broke it off because she was a cunt
She kept telling me that all I wanted her for was her pussy when all she wanted from me was my dick

Google told me it's [Norinko] Kurata friends.

>22, kissless, virgin
>second year of collage
>a 5/10 girl from my class takes me apart, she awkardly confess to me that she has a crush on me like the picture in the OP
>being too much of an autist to actually do something about it, I react badly
>tell her I dont have experience with these things, that I was not looking for a relationship, that I dont want to complicate my life
>she sadly accepts, just to be collage mates, just casually talking
>within the next two years she gets a boyfriend, and we still talk casually in class
>finish collage, I get back home
>24 years old, no job, slowly falling in depression now

that was my last train
mfw I realized I choose the wizard life

/blog

CS

There's no responsibility if I use the butt.

Loophole mate

On one hand I want an older more experienced guy that can guide me through things
On the other hand I want a guy that's almost more inexperienced than I am so I can be his first for everything and help him learn how to treat a girl

Was her name Jordan

user, one piece of advice
Start working out everyday

Everything else will come. Just takes some dedication.

...

>takes me apart
Was she called Lisa?

Is that source image available on Sad Panda?

I'm curious.
Curious about your bent ass lookin' glasses.
Here, I have a heat gun at my place.

Zip up, you fucking tart.

Well, every class has homework.
Does this girl know how to treat herself?
I wish to examine her technique to see if she's got the fundamentals down.

If you have feelings than get the fuck out.
If not than just accept that you have a slutty friend.

>gives food
>wants hug
>has ponytail
right is my waifu

don't know found it somewhere else. Just google the name

I heard you have a crush on me? How about you kneel on the ground and beg for it? Stay right there *raises leg in swinging motion*

Your Google skills are good, user. I couldn't find anything.

Ah, damn. Well, I admire your honesty, at least. I'll poke around

Not gonna lie, you did a good thing and you will probably have something good come your way
You should look for a job though, before the depression really sets in

Great now you have me thinking about a romance with one of my students.
You're not supposed to feel this way about your sensei, user.

This M/f, or F/m ?

I can't count how many teachers I've fallen in love with

Forgot picture

?

I thought you were the student and were seeking a sensei.

It's F(m)/M(f)

you did good, you would have killed her in the process with your horrible lifestyle

See

Appchan X with the Google image lookup listed a bunch of image matches on some Japanese sites. Got the Googles to translate the page and snagged the name from there.

I wonder if any of mine ever will when I become a teacher.
I was rambling about having contradictory desires, really.

Good morning
How did you sleep?
I dreamt about you last night
We did lots of fun stuff
Maybe we can do fun stuff for real?
I'm just happy that I had a happy dream that turned out to be real
I love you

My mind is yet to figure out exactly what I think about this but my penis has deployed; the decision has been made for me.

underrated post

Why does she look both smug and hopeless? Strange combination.

That's pretty cute
I'd take her out for ice cream

Heroin

She just woke up

/mlp/

I just want her to berate me constantly about how weird and ugly I am.

I want her to perpetually cock-block me and tease me about how I'll always be a permavirgin.

I want her to arrange dates for me that don't work out so she can be there to see me fail

>I dreamt about you last night
I get this a lot. Still don't know what the fuck it's meant to mean since apart from that I never got the indication they wanted to fuck me.

shine box

I have all but given up on females after multiple failures in long term relationships.

What's a good fleshlight?

Pls, Leni doesn't need hard drugs to be retarded

It was probably a nightmare.

But what if one of the set up dates goes well?

Does she get jealous and realize her feelings, user?

From the crops, it's pretty obvious that it's a doujinshi about a shy girl who turns into a trashy slut, but what's the relation to the David Bowie song?

>I love you

No one has said that to me in 4 years now.

She did it to be a rebellious slut, less than a week after she turned 18, but it didn't ruin her life by any means. She only made like $200 doing it, and her dad was the VP of Goldman Sachs anyway, a multi-millionaire. She got arrested and expelled from Georgetown on marijuana possession with intent to sell, but went to some other small college. She got a PhD and a "series of internships" that landed her a job at the MOMA in New York. She's a fuckup, but her family had her covered the whole way despite her best efforts to ruin everything.

Hey.
Thanks for last night, user.
I've never been with someone before and I was scared until you put your hands on me.
I've been laying here trying not to disturb you, you needed rest after all that.
Want me to get up and make you some breakfast?

I Actually was asked by a girl to come behind the gym in 7 grade

She literally skipped the whole confession part and went straight for the kissing, regardless of that i just yeahh naww girl and walked away

looking back she turned lesbian/bi in her later years might have dodged a bullet there

Your crush is on the same train! This is your chance to say something to her!

Licensed games from THQ.

user, I may not know you at all, and you may live on the other side of the world, but I just want you to know that I love you. Not in a romantic way, just that you need to know that someone loves you.

I hope you take care of yourself and meet someone nice.

"You should let your armpit hair grow out."

>26, had some relationships
>first year of college
>worked the last 5 years to support myself so I'm not a leech anymore
>no girl ever takes interest in me
>mother lost hope that I'll ever find a girl that loves me and will give her grandchildren
>she avoids the topic as much as possible
>my dad still has some faith left, I can see it in his eyes when we talk about it
>I play vidya most of the time, but go to the city(Berlin) to party with my friends at least 5 days per month
>tfw I'll end up like the cousin of my mother that never found the right girl and just stopped caring about them while everyone secretly thinks he turned gay
>tfw only my sister still believes in me
>tfw depression gets more and more suffocating each and every day

crushing the hope of your father that he'll have grandsons that will carry on your lastname is hard too

Me too brother.

This
Is one of the last panels of the doujin
It's also the end of V has come to: the wacky video game experience featuring not David Bowie and the Maneaters

The game she's playing is that:
she gets off on having power over you.

Even if you raped her, she'd be like "hahaha wow you are pathetic, you really can't control yourself AT ALL right? I could put you in jail for this ... but I'll take pity on you, you honestly couldn't have done any better."

Hey, your shirt's undone.

"I hope you'll die in a gruesome way with lots of pain so I finally can be free"

idk dude if you've had """some relationships""" and are going to college and party 5 days a month you're already miles ahead of a lot of other autists who are still happy

snap out of it

Kotor, prince of persia, morrowind, star craft broodwar

Naw boo
I got breakfast

I moved to another country shortly for my masters and have lived here since. Had to find entirely new friends and let me tell you at 26 it's not easy meeting new people.

First girl I ever kissed in 8th grade became a stripper/hooker later. Of all the relationships I've had and the "where are they now" aspect, that bothers me the least.

>make frequent glances at her
>realize I probably look more like a creep than someone implying interest
>stop, get anxious
>get off train
>wonder if she noticed me at all
>she didn't

She'd go behind my back and tell her all about me in excruciating detail. Including how I get off on emotional masochism, and she's my only healthy outlet for that deep addiction

I remember the first time I ever asked a girl out
I told my best friend I liked her but I got cold feet and couldn't say anything
He ran off and told her and then she came over all happy that I like her
And then somehow I squeaked it out that I wanted to take her to a dance
She said yes.
God, that was so long ago.

I feel I haven't really learned much Japanese from this session.

>gets off on having power over you

sounds great, where do I sign up?

Holy shit that's cute

I'm desperately in love with one of my best friends

he's straight

>I will never be a good wife for him
>I will never be able to wake up with him in the morning with a nice home cooked meal

Sounds like that VN, Euphoria, only the trope is subverted near the end.

"Wow your elbow is double jointed and your arms are very narrow"

Are we the same person?

But in all honesty girls probably have been interested in you. It's just when you're not used to being flirted with you cant really tell. Least that's what I tell myself.

tranny != girl my autistic friend

God, that's so hot user. I'm not a fan of idle threats, but for a girl like that, who could wrap me around her finger, I would do anything

get out normie

It's all about the context

tfw I've been having a lot of dreams lately about my friends and family abandoning me

My dad goes away to his new family
My grandma tells me to stop calling her grandma and that I'm not welcome
My uncle telling me I'm a useless piece of shit
Even this guy who I play games with telling me I'm just plain bad at videogames and deleting me from his friends list

It's all about context

depression is a strange thing right?

No shit, that's what I said.

Just fucking stop. Stop with this "feels" bullshit.

Are us me?

...

some bro tier friend

I stayed home on Prom night to play Halo 3.

now you're speaking my language

Ah, hey user. The rain's a bit strong today and I forgot my umbrella. Can I come in for a bit?

That's the least empathetic thing I've read today, user. You can be lonely even in the presence of others.

You sure? It's a lady's job to cook, you know.
Didn't you learn something more important, though? I can brush you up on your Japanese later.

Crossdress and become a tranny

Complete that depression trifecta.

>Had to find entirely new friends and let me tell you at 26 it's not easy meeting new people.
I hear you on that one, brother. I joined a car club and went to monthly events to make new friends. I know have a bunch of different social circles that centre around cars, and often get a call or message inviting me out somewhere. I just wish more girls were interested in cars.

It's literally my job to cook
I'm a cook

she sounds cool

what are the other two?

Man, I hate dreams. I try not to sleep too much during the week by staying up late, but on the weekends I tend to sleep in on accident and have dreams where I'm happy, have a girlfriend/wife, live back home with a family that loves me, and don't work at a job that I hate. Then I wake up and my awful reality that I have none of that hits me. It sucks. The pain always feels so fresh each time.

>It's a lady's job to cook, you know.
Pahahahaha

>All these guides for women to look for a "man who cooks"
>He still falls for the "loyal stepford wife" meme in 2016

Speaking of Tomoko, do read the manga. It's still coming. Next chapter's due on the sixth day.

kissmanga.com/Manga/It’s-Not-My-Fault-That-I’m-Not-Popular

Whatever RPG was available on SNES or Genesis at the time, so most likely Shining Force 1-2, FFVI and Chrono Trigger

NEET and social isolation.

Her parents didn't think so. Her dad liked me but her mom wanted her banging a football player even though it was 7th grade. Couldn't see each other outside of school and texting but we did our best.
Am I a normie if I'm a tranny that's seeing an user from infinitechan's Cred Forums now?
Yeah, he was definitely a bro, shame we grew apart though.

>actually on topic
Fucking leave

Not really. Usually it's just a type who just wants to the world burn.

Make me

come on man, having a family and living happily every after it's just romanticizing how life should be, life would gets shitty with family or without it
but, what do you want?, like do you want to have kids?
or just a girl to be with?
it's all up to you really, forget about what others think

>tfw no gf that likes manga and videogames

>7th grade
>texting

...

Post legs, dummy.

>tfw no Cred Forums bf

I got drunk and barged into the prom with the local bike gang youth

Hilarity ensured belie me and cops everywhere

When I have dreams I usually dream I'm a character in a video game, fighting enemies, chasing things, running from things, doing a stunt course, going really fast, solving puzzles.
Sometimes there is giantess porn.
But mostly I'm fighting and chasting and running.

Shit mostly stuff from the dream cast and 64

My fondest games being tony Hawks pro skater, zombies revenge, harvest moon 64, and banjo kazooie.

I miss spending hours dwelling on my virtual farm and no cares in the world.

>tfw having a dream that your mom dies
>or that the person you have a crush on leaves you
>or maybe a dream about how nobody will ever love you and you'll be alone for the rest of your life, and how you'll continue to live on in bitterness hugging your pillow at night wishing someone were holding you

oh wait that last one is reality, sorry

>Am I a normie if I'm a tranny
Yes. Tranny is the new normal for males.

>Seeing an user from infinite's Cred Forums

jesus fuck, so it's not just me who knows infinite is chock full of cocklovers what the fuck
literally everybody i know online from infinite is gay or a tranny and /cuteboys/ is one of the more popular boards

Trust me, having a person on the same level as you makes everything feel more precious. Only thing is that you have to go through a rough start.

That's what you get for falling for the 3D meme
Bet you're still considering whether to date her or not

That last one is why I'm not asleep right now

Downloaded a dating app a few days ago because I'm tired of being alone. Now I'm starting to think that being with a woman just isn't going to happen for me.

>Indicate that I'm fairly liberal, sexually open and tolerant in most aspects
>Every match the app gives me now is:
>A hardcore feminist or SJW who has paragraphs saying not to message them if you're cis/white or don't want to talk about intersectional feminism and the state of imbalanced privilege in society
>A ham planet who doesn't even try to look attractive or take care of themselves
>An extremely obvious and/or poorly passing transsexual (Wouldn't mind dating someone who actually transitioned, but these are all just dudes in wigs with bios that are only about trans issues)
>Tons of girls with septum piercings, which I personally find very unattractive
>90% of them are vegan/vegetarian which is an issue I just don't give a fuck about and don't want to be judged for

Why aren't there any women out there who just want to chill and do drugs and watch cartoons without being fucking uptight about everything? None of these people share any of my interests.

I know that usually women usually just pick up on stuff that their boyfriends are into, but I don't have the charisma or attractiveness to get into a relationship with someone who's not already like me. And there aren't any women like me.

That's very cute anime girl.

I had a dinky little flip phone thing that your grandparents probably own now. We also used gmail a lot.
Not sure that's a good idea.
Oh lol.
Every chan is, you silly newfag. I used to post here a lot more and Cred Forums was full of gayshit and wannabe underaged traps back then.
I can see that, but I dunno where I'd find my own little Cred Forumsirgin to learn things with.

Same here user.

I've made a friends but nowadays they're all married or in serious relationships. Married guys don't hang out with single girls.

>tfw at a birthday party in the weekend
>actually hook up with a random girl

Never had this shit happen to me before. I'm full of conflicting feelings now, because she was kind of a nerdy and quiet girl and I'm afraid she was abut bit more interested than just one night. I'm not but I feel shit that I maybe made her think that way. It's all weird, definitely not like in those movies where it all seems so easy.

I have replied to your post. Now my mother will not die while I dream tonight.

... Also what's that bulshit with the bottom one? I live alone and hump my pillow to masturbate, and it's pretty good.

I don't see the need for love and being alone is perfectly fine. Maybe you have some kind of emotional disturbance.
You don't need to be around other people to be happy. I live by myself and hump a pillow and it's pretty good.

Underrated

The only dreams I've had recently were of my ex telling me she cheated on me
I don't like dreaming anymore

Dark Cloud 2, Final Fantasy X, Shadow Hearts Covenant and DDR Max 2.

>493 replies
>it's just fake stories and lel Cred Forums posting bullshit

...

Do you think that post is funnier without the WEBm?

Fuck your father!
Fuck you nigga!
You're a phone!

That's because the girls who asked you out saw the real you not the fake one who try's to impress girls and fails like a bitch

But then they all realize you are an autistic mess who secretly likes chris chan so they lose interest

I went there until it turned into a "NO FUN ALLOWED BAN EVERYTHING NON-SERIOUS" place, and I like vagina.

>tfw having happy and comforting dreams with her only to wake up to your empty cold room

Oh my gosh I am so proud of you user
Let her know sooner rather than later, unless you're willing to actually give her a chance
I'm sure she's a cute, nice girl that you could genuinely love

>Not sure that's a good idea
Why? It's not cheating if it's with your Cred Forums friends, silly.

Please do it.

That only happens when you look like a fertile man who could give her children a good future.
Meaning, you're good looking.

No girl has ever approached me, in fact they laugh at me, leading to that conclusion that I'm not any of that.

Call of Duty (the original)
Guild Wars
Runescape
Command & Conquer Generals

...

The ideal woman is not found.

You must CREATE her.

Take a woman, and discipline her. train her. groom her. mold her. break her down and rebuild her.

That is how you find the perfect woman.

Do it faggot.

>But then they all realize you are an autistic mess who secretly likes chris chan so they lose interest
Most of those relationships I broke off.
The ones that I initiate tend to end in sex but nothing more.

looks less abstract than I imagined it would

Fuck this is tearing me apart

Rather, what I meant was that I will never be a girl and be able to marry him.

I don't know what's more painful, knowing that someone you love will never love you

or

not having anyone to love, period.

unsee cc/rasunide/
We're not technically official yet so no it's not cheating, I'm just insecure.

>Please do it.

>haven't seen any interest from women in years.
>Every girl I have a slight interest in is either married, has a boyfriend, or is a single mom.

I'm 22

you dont get it faggot

God fucking dammit you just reminded me of my ex and submissive and lovey Dovey and so eager to please.

Well thanks for the feels user

all my dreams involve me being in stressful situations such as latching onto a car on the highway in a shopping cart or being a victim of a school shooting, in fact all of my dreams involve my being in dangerous situations it sucks because they are incredibly vivid and its been happening almost every night for the past month.

>no girl has ever been interested in you

>tranny
>insecure
>slut

Well gee, no shit.

Wake me when there's a confident monogamous tranny.

>not a real gun

can't jack it to this shit

>in a community college writing class cause core credits
>friend pushes me to go ask out one chick in the class who's kinda cute I guess
>at the end of the semester I work up the courage to ask her out, completely red faced
>stops for a second, turns red too and stammers that she has a boyfriend
>oh okay, see you around then

and then I stopped caring entirely
first and last time I falling for this shit

i don't even have dreams anymore user

Good doggo

Why are namefags and tripfags pathetic? Is it a requirement?

Better than them pretending to have interest just to fuck with you.

>Golden Sun: The Lost Age
>Runescape
>Resident Evil 0/4

Yeah I did this in highschool once. Haven't asked someone out since, and it's been 7 years.

Go study technology. There are a couple of shy girls on my class.

>getting single mothers out of the equation
not your kids not your problem

>go on /cuteboys/ to find another femboy that's cool with me being a femboy
>everyone just wants a fucking manly man
Left the site but I get the urge to go back, but I know it's just disappointment

When he stops reminding me we're not romantically dating yet I'll be a confident monogamous tranny for him.
Sorry, dad won't let me get real funs. It's almost as if I'd kill myself with it.

10/10

You're trying to become recognized on an anonymous Chinese propaganda website
The fuck do you think

lmao, better that than having only hambeasts that are way too extroverted interested in you. Christ, I can't take it when people have to fill up every second of fucking silence and just keep talking and talking, women especially.

Just be yourself man

I used to have someone who would tell me things like this every day, but I ended up cutting him off. I actually kinda miss it now, affection feels nice even if you can't return it.

fuck ton of the classic JRPG on the PS1/2. never finished most of them.
CS 1.6
Warcraft 3 TFT customs maps (literally no DOTA)
cant remember anything else noteworthy.

>NEET
>introverted as fuck
>don't get lonely
>not prone to depression at all, can't stay mentally down
>don't get bored much consuming the endless torrent of media out there
>keep trying to pull myself out of neetdom, and into a normal life
>keep failing and falling back down as I remember that I have no reason to because I just don't care

>asks out one girl
>gets rejected
>"I'll never fall for that again I'm afraid of failure and rejection
Dude grow up. Sounds like she thought you were attractive enough to make her nervous and had an actual excuse. Just try again with another girl it isn't hard

I hate the type you can reshape.

I just left one. Never gonna find someone who loved me more or spoils me more, but she's so fucking needy and inexperienced in life that I can't even speak to her without explaining something and refused to live healthy with me.

I love the yan as long as they're not dumb.

Give me an average-faced, average-bodied, intelligent and aggressive woman.

>Wanting to support a child that's is the offspring of a tap and run incident.
>Probably has daddy issues as well
>Probably gets involved in tap and run themselves.

You disgust me user.

>tfw no christmas cake

Are you gay

Poe's law is fucking me up pretty bad right now.

>Been here for about 9 years
>Found anime fans cringe-worthy
>Watched it out curiosity
>Pretty good and interesting
>Recently started watching it a lot more
>Now I'm just depressed because my waifu isn't real and I'll never have a fun life like in my chinese cartoons

>Unfortunately the images were deleted as requested
Now I'm disappointed. I really wantes to see your legs.

I'm glad there's someone out there that feels like this.
Only social contact I get is a teamspeak full of people playing vidyagames for years.

you can see mine, user ;3

Depression isn't sadness, it's nothingness.

Are you me?

Evidently not. Homosexuality only even exists because it's evolutionarily advantageous to have a small number of men raise other women's children if the dad isn't present.

>;3
Don't talk to me, you slut.

>I just don't care
This one fucking sucks in particular. I used to work close to 50hrs a week, but I fucking hated it. I hated it, yet I still felt more fulfilled than I do now.

that feel when the lack of emotion gets to become so bad you start to feel that maybe dying isnt so bad because at least you might be able to feel something right before the end.

I feel like I was a bit closer than most anons here to a very real suicide

Do you have a single fact to back that up

>Just try again with another girl it isn't hard
m8 I don't even care
only reason I did it in the first place is because someone said I should, then I realized afterward it really doesn't matter

Goddamn, this. Even if I made 6 figures, I could only see myself spending weekends playing games or fappin

I never had a crush so I don't know what it feels like to struggle and reach out to whoever they are, so I ask you Anons, what does having a crush feel like?

He's probably against absent fathers.

boo hoo lad

I've been at death's door for a while now, friend
The only reason I don't do it is because I have friends who would lose their shit

Same. Haven't felt the urge to kill myself in years, but my life is the worst it's ever been. I do worry about my sanity though. Sometimes I think things that I know aren't healthy, like intentionally getting drunk alone or playing vidya to drown out thoughts about my life. The few times I've been honest with people this year in conversation, they always have a really piteous tone, like I just told them I'm terminally ill or something, and I always feel surprised by that. It is indeed an abstract kind of feel.

Oh, I thought you were the one that was mean to me so I got sad and deleted it and crawled into bed. Here, a reupload just for you.
unsee cc/renotigu/
I hope you like them.

Pretty much me for ages. I've pulled out and had occasional contact with my old friends from highschool on occasional, and they're all still fun enough to hang around with, but I just don't feel the urge to, so I just don't.
I'm fully aware user.

>25
>virgin
>literally 0 friends
>home-work-gym-repeat
>family still hopes

That's pretty much the only thing that held me back, just try to get into education or a shitty part time job, and eat better, it seems to help.

>I feel like I was a bit closer than most anons here to a very real suicide
I was going to work and was gonna go drive on the highway until I found a cliff to drive off of, or drive on an empty road going as fast as possible until I crash.

decided to go to a counselor and now I'm on meds and don't feel any more energetic or optimistic than before but at least I dont think about ways to kill myself all the time now

...

the fact you have that gym part in there makes you better than 80 percent of these "muh feels" anons

livescience.com/6106-gay-uncles-pass-genes.html

Mine was pretty tame compared to that I was just fingering a gun alot thinkin about it, except where most people try to convince themselves to go through with it I had to convince myself not to go through with it.

Thread will 404 any moment now. I just want everyone inhere to know that they matter to at least one person in this world. You may be the biggest piece of shit going, but just know that someone thinks about you and cares about how you are doing.

Death may be a release, but you're trapping those that care about you in the process.

Stay safe, Anons.

It loses its entertainment value when the tallest one there is 5' even.

>Cred Forums
>not having suicidal tendencies at least once in your life
Maybe on more normalfag boards, perhaps, but there's a reason why it's commonly said that if you were normal or alright in your life, you wouldn't have found this place on your own.

A friend of mine that i useed to hang out with in high school took a drive into the woods, took a shotgun to the mouth and blew his brain out.

Dude had a girlfriend and two children

Seriously ever decision you make will have ripple effect on your surroundings

I wish that person wasn't just my mom, though.

I actually have a job that I love now, and it's giving me hope
But sometimes that feeling creeps up on me, especially when I start thinking that they could fire me at any moment

tfw even though I've read this before I always put the mc as a fat balding guy in my head the whole time.

>Used to be able to escape into dreams
>Find myself looking in a mirror and realising I haven't had a dream that was actually happy in a long time
>Something always comes up to ruin everything, without fail
Who /incapableofhappiness/ here?
>People still believe in you

Yet he's in the exact same situation as the rest of us.

I actually fapped to this, and his other works

I feel that most people here who talk about suicidal tendencies are very entry level about their depression, I feel that true depression is the complete absence of emotion.
Not the expression of something such as feeling sad. Because at that point it is very easy to go through with a suicide.

I guess I'm just trying to be elitist or something

I don't see the problem here.