Teammate accuses you of being shit

>teammate accuses you of being shit
>team loses
>end game stats pop up
>hes the worse player in the match
>im the best
>knowing the shame that must be in his soul at this very moment
>mfw

What is she sitting on?

>teammate accuses you of being shit
>teamkill him and continue playing shit

that seating apparatus is not becoming of a duchess

This is the only solution.

>Teammate accuses you of being shit
>"You handle it then, nigga"
>DC

Some stupid British chair for sports.

>!PUNISH

>mfw all caps

How do we know that player isn't you user?

I know a stripper "named" Duchess. I might risk the STI for her slutty experience to blow my mind.

>accuse teammate of being shit
>he is
>so am I
>the entire team is shit
>we lose

On to the next one.

>paying for sex

Large British dildo

Nothing in life is free

Best i what?
Whete you again going for frags in a cature the flag match?

I guess so, fucking faggots.

Not if you pay for everything.

>stats mean anything
wew

>muh k/d
PLAY THE FUCKING OBJECTIVE FAGGOT

>game gives you more points for killing
Why bother being an objective cuck when I can just have the best K/D?

Happened in rocket league today.
>teammate in doubles keeps passing the ball to the other team, im trying defense but they score 2 goals
>says "trash teamm8"
>votes to forfeit
>i call him out on his bullshit after scoring 2 goals, call him shit teamm8
>end up losing
>he has lowest points in lobby
>messaged him for being a faggot after the game
>awaiting my ban

Everything has been paid for you commie

No you idiot. Strippers are just wicked slutty and will even ask you out. I've never spent money in a strip club other than overpriced drinks at the bar. But it also helps being friends with the manager so I've never had to pay a cover.

>youre a commie if you dont pay for sex
what did he mean by this

>Playing Rocket League
>teammate says brb

i was killing king tigers/jadgpanzeriv/PIVH/jadgtigers that were sitting on the objective with fireflys.

meanwhile my allies literally killed themselves withlandmines. one guy blew up his entire infantry blob by walking into a minefield

what game with an objective does that?

all of them

>win female genetic lottery and grow up to be an attractive woman
>country's fucking prince wants your ass
>set for life with no responsibilities other than reproduction
Man pretty people sure have it easy in life.

Stats don't matter, OP. It's what you bring to the overall team. Maybe your team would've won if you'd contributed to the team instead of padding your stats.

You don't have to start a thread every time you get your shit pushed in online. This is not your tumblr, you faggot.

Get out of fantasy land, dipshit. They get paid to act slutty.

Who is that hot snatch legs in the pic?

What's worse? Team mates who are shit and blame you for their shittiness or team mates who are shit but "I have 600 followers on Twitch this is my alt account I'm a pro gamer in a pro gamer team I've won 15 championships I could totally win this solo but I'm just not trying right now"

Many are just sluts. And the dynamic is very different when you're just hanging out with the manager and bouncers rather than being a patron at the tables or counter.