DSP's views are plummeting and is only scraping by on money he saved up from when he was single and had a decent 9-5

>DSP's views are plummeting and is only scraping by on money he saved up from when he was single and had a decent 9-5
>AngryJoe is rapidly ballooning up
>TB is terminally ill
>Spoony's pickled his liver and has gradually pissed away 4/5 of his Patreon money after his backers got fed up with him refusing to do anything
>Boogie has somehow gotten even fatter
>MadThad isn't going to be released until 2 years after The Last Guardian
>InuitInua has been forced to out herself as a transwoman and has been doing webcam pornography since "her" YouTube career never took off
>CGR Mark was forced to take the Patreon route and his video quality has dropped dramatically as a result
>MetalJesus is still a socially awkward manchild
>AlphaOmegaSin is still shrinking
>Dobson had to move back in with his parents and is quite literally living off food stamps after his girlfriend got sick of his shit and left him

Why do people say YouTube's worth doing again?

>knowing who any of these faggots are

>People unironically sabotage DSP
Why? His channel must keep going so that we can sit and laugh at his videos.

>Dobson had a girlfriend

Fuck me I must be the most unlikeable cunt in existence.

Why do you care about any 'youtube personality'?

Im genuinely curious why anyone would follow them or get caught up in 'drama' that they get in to. Its all pretty fucking boring.

Also not fucking vidya you god damn kike.

There's your reason

A joke stops being a joke and starts being a source of income after it's told more than once
Let it die, watching people be shit at games is fucking stupid anyway

What do this have to do with videogames. Who the fuck are these people and why should I care. It's like making a post about Robbie Williams because he likes videogames.

>Boogie has somehow gotten even fatter
Does that surprise you or what?

youtube e-celebs are not video games and if you seriously need to watch their videos to be able to form a decent opinion on video games then you're a faggot

fuck off

>>InuitInua has been forced to out herself as a transwoman and has been doing webcam pornography since "her" YouTube career never took off
wait what

>Why do people say YouTube's worth doing again?
They do?
Who's "they"?

seij

The end of e-celebs

>>InuitInua has been forced to out herself as a transwoman and has been doing webcam pornography since "her" YouTube career never took off
Can I get a link to this porn?

I just feel sorry for the dude. He's a genuinely nice guy, I wish life would get just a little bit better for him, but when you sit on your ass and play vidya all day while eating crap that's what happens.

Now that I think about it, that's what I'm doing with my life, besides the shitty food eating. Damn I hope I get a job soon.

>>MadThad isn't going to be released until 2 years after The Last Guardian

>raocow is still raocow

You just made my day op.
Thanks.

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>He's a genuinely nice guy

No, he really isn't. He's a lazy leech who refuses free training and counselling from personal trainers because he doesn't actually want to lose weight because then he'd lose his sympathy bucks.

Getting fat is a problem, spending 30+ years morbidly obese until you're literally dying is a choice. His entire life he's been massively overweight and chose not to do anything about it and I doubt still even really is despite basically being near dead, and now his body is crippled and withering away, all because he didn't want to stop eating.

>it's 2016 and I'm still not making youtube money while half of these cunts are
W-we're all gonna make it, bros. ;_;

>feeling sorry for somebody who actively goes out of his way to eat more food than a family needs in one sitting
>disregards all the free help he's been given so he can cry in front of the camera on how he can't stop eating instead of actually going for it.

I mean he's been helped by so many people and he just doesn't break his vicious cycle, and having a "job" that relies on simply sitting in front of a camera isn't gonna help, he's not gonna make it for another decade at least

Who the fuck actually watches MetalJesusRocks?

The only thing he's put out on his channel with value which is staggering how he hasnt milked it is him having the only US N64DD known to exist.

I do, he's one of the few bundle of youtube gaming channels that isn't a massive annoying faggot.

He also has really good guests which help out his video quality a lot, Kelsey a QT.

There's nothing to feel sorry about.
Boogie's body is in a state where if he just consumed less he would be losing weight but he's gaining it.

He's had famous fitness trainers from all over the world come forward and offer to get him in shape for free.

I mean fuck, I'm overweight and in the middle of losing it and if I had a famous trainer offer me help I'd fucking jump at the chance.

lol personal trainers actually offered to help him for free?

It must be pretty tough trying to lose weight when you've been fat for so many years. Yeah, the problem is he waited for so long to try and do something about it. Now, being fat is just who he is. He should've gone for that free training shit though, he'd probably quit after a couple of days.

Imagine living your entire life a gluttonous lazy fag and then all of a sudden having to do even the most trivial excercise. It must feel like climbing everest. I'm not trying to make excuses, I'm just saying, he's dying and doing nothing about it.

Well yeah it'd probably be agonizing, I think he's lost a lot of muscle mass just from being so fat and his hormone levels and testosterone are probably really low. Shouldn't have let himself live that way for so long.

Isn't fucking pewdiepie not making any money now too?

I lived off of Reduced Fat Wheat Thins and water for 7 fucking months to rebuild my savings account after my grillfriend kicked me out of her condo (got caught cheating, 4 or 5th time).

I lost 60 pounds and now that I'm done cutting, I'm eating healthy, drinking whey protein (for MAXIMUM GAINS) and slowly working out on my own ie. push ups, sit ups, dumbells at home. I need cardio but going outside sucks.

At least JonTron seems hes been doing it fine

He's the most subscribed channel on youtube, it's impossible for his channel not to make money. Anything he uploads gets 2million+ views and he has a massive catalog of videos that get lots of views as well.

Truest me when I say when AngryJoe gets fat enough he'll turn into a Nintenyearold, they all become like that when they get super fat. Dunkey as well.

So, if most of these faggots drop dead, or start living under some bridge somewhere, e-celeb shit will finally die on Cred Forums?
Well, hopefully most of these Youtube stars start eating themselves to death quicker.

I love how when people tried to riot when they found out he made $7+ million dollars he made a video shaming them for accusing him of not making the videos because it's what he 'loves' to do and he 'loves' his fans.

Fucking brilliant.

I respect this faggot more than Zuckerberg.

jontron is just a sellout

Meanwhile Dunkey is as good as ever

NOT EVEN CLOSE BAYBEEE

The problem is that his first console was an Xbox 360 and only plays PC games mainly because he shills for PC companies and they give him free products, if anything he'll just be like that other fat neckbeard guy that joins him on his dumb movie reviews.

Total Biscuit is terminally ill? I thought he was able to defeat his cancer

The market is saturated and now the weak are beginning to die off; it's simply how business works.

You NEED to stay relevant and appeal to your target demographic; in addition, you NEED to get sponsorships of some kind once your fanbase has reached a certain number.

In order to sell out, you need to have something worth buying first.

I don't know why anyone would get mad about how much he makes, it's like the same thing like when people get mad that professional athletes make more money than life saving doctors, they generate more revenue, so they make more money, it's pretty simple. With all those views of course he'd be absolutely racking in advertiser bucks not to mention other collaborations, sponsorship, promotions, etc.

>shills for alienware
>they don't give him a pc only a 10% discount

It went into remission but followup tests found it had already gotten into his blood and reached his liver iirc

Through the power of Christ, right?

JK, God is dead.

We invented him and when we no longer needed him, we discarded him.

>InuitInua has been forced to out herself as a transwoman and has been doing webcam pornography since "her" YouTube career never took off
FUCKING WHAT

Haters gonna hate, comrade.

But people forget that most of his fans are little kids and they don't care as long as he pretends to like them and play the games they like to play too.

But the way he handled it was genius as fuck.

I'm a business major with a minor in psych and it blew me away how smooth of an operator this kid is.

I would gladly invest in Pewdiepiecoins.

I take back what I said here:

There is a God and he's mah nigga!

>e-celebs

>InuitInua has been forced to out herself as a transwoman and has been doing webcam pornography since "her" YouTube career never took off


But i fapped to her before. Am i gay now?

Wow, it seems that I missed out on a lot then. He apparently has a life expectancy of 2-3 years left. Kinda feel bad for the guy.

>InuitInua has been forced to out herself as a transwoman and has been doing webcam pornography since "her" YouTube career never took off
OP doesn't get to throw a grenade like this without offering proof

this is just copy pasta shit senpai. That is just posted in for the (You).

OP is a fucking retard.

this
it was fun at first but now its irritating as fuck. and sok is full spergy

sup Sara