Tfw no Cred Forumsirgin bf

>tfw no Cred Forumsirgin bf

>tfw no Cred Forumsirgin gf

>tfw no Cred Forumsirgin gf (male)
FTFY

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>tfw nobody at all

we're all ugly anyway

>tfw Cred Forumsirgin with no gf.

>gook
>have beautiful adopted blonde-haired, blue-eyed sister
>little strange and shy due to strange upbringing
>fluent in korean
>go to korea/japan once a year (family friend in japan)
>stuns korean hicks at our grandparents' farm
>play games/watch anime together since young age
>still do
>still sits on my lap once in awhile out of old habits
she's a qt virgin too because it doesn't count. she's the best and has pretty good taste too

pls

user are you pedo

;)

lmao fag you got baited by the most obvious bait thread in the fucking world christ just kill yourself you fucking piece of shit

>sex is a commodity
>have to pay for a commodity everyone else can get for free

JUST

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Are you out of the closet, Cred Forums?

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That's a cute doggo

>tfw already resigned to a life of masturbating

she turned 18 awhile ago

Mah nigga.

I dont think I've ever seen a girl in more need of black cock to straighten her out

more like that people were jealous of you

if it was real anyway

that's not a bad thing, you bust your nut then realize its not worth it to have a parasitic creature such as a girlfriend fucking your day up

I can be your daddy

It's worse when you're not and know you'd have a chance if you weren't an irreversible fuck up. You also generally get a lot of hate online by people that feel threatened even though you're a bigger loser than anyone

This

I have accepted that I will always be alone.

>youll always be a tranny and user will never love you

Say it

Yeah, still trying to convince myself of this.

I posted the picture in reference to the dark eyebrows, but if I must say and you must see it, I want to fuck that eye.

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L O N D O N

>tfw was the Cred Forumsirgin bf
>tfw not man enough for her
>tfw cucked
I hate boyfriend, girlfriend stuff now. it's all terrible and overrated. I cant even play CoD and the division anymore she ruined that for me too.

Yeah, my eyebrows are fucking dope.

iktf

I'll love you

>tfw veirgin enchilada
>tfw no pistachio
>tfw dutchy lunchy

Its worse when you are attractive and had "plenty" satisfying sexual encounters but do not find any joy in it. Or joy in anything else for that matter.

Only true joy is shitposting.

Please? I feel so lonely...

I have a thing for girls with blonde hair and dark eyebrows, actually. I'm cautious to think that picture is actually you. Anonymity is a double-edged sword.

Why care if it isn't interesting?

Oh it's me but I'm a guy, user.

Feelsbadman

post timestamp of dick

>Tfw every person I've ever seen on Cred Forums wanting a bf has been a dude or tranny
I think a qt shitposting gf would be great. But I've resigned myself to being alone. I have my vidya, shows I like, and some online friends. What more could a man want?
Besides love

Reminds me cracks chan

I can't tell if this is Anzu on a bad day or a cheap Anzu clone

Tfw no femboy crossdresser bf to be a femboy crossdresser with

yup.

I won't but I'll shoe on head

>No gf
>Don't have to do relationship shit
>Don't have to worry about being responsible
>TFW

thats gay

>tfw prime femboy times are years behind you

Cred Forums isnt a good place to look for a gf

I'd be your friend but I'm not about to wear women's clothing unless it's like Halloween or something.

Got to see more of those lovely eyes!

I feel like I can't understand anyone outside this website

just throwing a post out there that if you're not happy with who you are, then you won't be happy once you get a gf.

It might break up the monotony a little bit.

anyone see the new pirates of caribbean trailer

is that a guy

totally this

After you spend long enough here you lose touch with how normies work and are stuck among us.

hope its better than the last movie

thanks. we have a cat, too

Sure, best of both worlds.

Oh I know it's not, and I don't actively search for a gf here. I just spend so much time on this site and other boards that I'd like a partner that I'd be able to share stuff like shitposting with.

And after spending years here normies are just so fucking dull. You have to walk on fucking eggshells because you have no idea who's going to get upset over what topic.

I don't really like using the male world, I'm sorry

even better

i think you're looking for a genuine friend, not a partner.

Sorry, user but I'm jacked into Elite right now.

well whatever you like to do, go spend time IRL doing it around people

>I love to play dota
>I recently moved to a new state
>They have a cyber cafe type of shop
>All kinds of vidya, only on current and last gen tech tho
>Dota tournaments/pro games aired bi-weekly/when available
>meet qts that I can talk to while spectating matches

Girls just want to get out and do stuff, so if you follow your interests you can find some real awesome chicks.

>implying you want that.