It gets good after three hours!

>it doesn't get good, ever

Does this shit still air every October on Cartoon network? shit looks dated now honestly.

neither do I

>person says a game is shit and/or not worth the money
>they have played it for like 50+ hours

KH2 took 3 hours to get to Sora.

>beat an ice dungeon
>you get a sword-of-obliterating-ice-monsters right at the end of the dungeon
>the next dungeon is full of fire monsters
gee thanks

Makes more sense than you'd think.

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If you could stand to play a $20 game for 173 hours, it must have been enjoyable for you.

Even if you are bored or disenfranchised with it now, I'm sure you had a lot of fun playing it overall.

games can become shit over time

You bought it on my birthday

I had nothing else to play when FO4 came out

Key phrase "have been," as in "past tense"

Sure I had fun in it for at least part of the time, but it's shit and not worth the money.
Don't say I never gave you anything.

What are the chances!

Worth the 20 dollars, though. At full price probably not. But for 20 bucks, raiding banks and killing cops is pretty fun.

Literally every mmo ever

Congratulations, you're literally retarded and have the illogical mind of a child.

Name three games that do this.

Metroid Prime 2 was the game that taught me to stop believing people when they say this.

>2004
>12 TWELVE years ago

stop the ride please, i want to get off

This is sometimes acceptable though, like in the case of a game like the Wonderful 101. It doesn't get fun until you get a handle on it's uniquely complicated control scheme, which will take the average player a few hours at least. There's nothing wrong with these early levels, they're even fun to revisit on higher difficulties. The player just has to invest those first few brutal hours to actively learn the game mechanics before it becomes as enjoyable as it can be.

However, if it's the game prattling around and wasting everyone's time with stupid bullshit that has nothing to do with the player or their skill level, like the 20 hours it takes to get to the real part of the game in FFXIII (though in my opinion that game never "gets good") then that's inexcusable.

>Its only fun to play on the hardest difficulty
>The frustration is part of the fun!

Yes

>nier gets good 80% in
i beat it last night and it is an incredibly average game

>2004

I could have SWORN that movie was a lot older in my memory.

>It's real

That CGI really doesn't hold up for 2004.

Someone who puts hours into a game even if its over 200 hours, objectively has a better opinion on the game.

It never held up. It looked like shit since inception.

Never could stand that fucking movie.

Which was the better Holiday special? Scary Godmother or Olive the Other Reindeer?

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>It gets bad after 20 hours

post the wiki

I honestly always liked this. I acknowledge it's not very good, but I watch it every Christmas.

>grandma got ran over by a reindeer

That shit was worse than Eight Crazy Nights pham.

cousin mel (that was her name right?) was the only good thing about that movie

grandpa's gonna sue the pants off of santa

man, remembering all of these holiday specials really reminds me why i hate the holidays

my mom dying on christmas doesn't make it any better

guys help me i forgot how to be happy

I wanna fuck that granny.

Yeah, you're right. That movie does get good after three hours when the credits finish rolling.

convert to orthodox ?

NMS stops being good after about half an hour, starts getting good two hours later for about fifteen minutes, then never gets good again.

Fucking STARBOUND has more content and depth.

dark souls is epic lmoa

>tutorial takes 20h to complete

>Eight Crazy Nights
>Bad
You take that back right now god fucking damnit

Fall into degeneracy like drugs and sex with ugly women and then climb back up out of it.

There are worse things in this world than dead mums. You may not think so now but that's because you haven't seen the kind of horrible shit our god awful planet contains. It's like seeing the worst kind of truth, the kind that makes you reevaluate every single fiber of your being.

People rarely go insane from their parents dying, they just grieve heavily, but there are places where people don't come back from fully about themselves. You'll learn to appreciate the world a lot more if you see the worst head.

>barely make it through the ice dungeon
>get the ice-killer weapon at the end as a reward
>go back in, wrecking everyone's shit, and picking up all the treasure you skipped
>it's all fire armor

It's not the best example but in Final Fantasy 9, you can buy the Mage Masher from a town directly after a major boss fight against a mage-type enemy.

I say it's not a fair example because:
1. You can obtain the Mage Masher extremely early, although this is a lesser known secret
2. Another Mage Masher is hidden in the very same dungeon that you fight the boss in and it's fairly easy to find
3. Immediately after the town that you can buy the Mage Masher, you fight another mage-type boss

I feel like the game might have been originally designed so that you don't get the Mage Masher until later (maybe hidden on the airship just before Black Waltz 3) but then Squaresoft decided to make the weapon much more common and easier to obtain. I wouldn't be surprised if several games do this, if not by game design principles then just to fuck with the player.

>it gets good after you start the game

>implying that a movie in which reindeer lick frozen shit off of an old man voiced by Adam Sandler is good

>song where grandpa sings about getting cucked in heaven

>Fall into degeneracy like drugs and sex with ugly women and then climb back up out of it.
Not him, but been there, done that pretty damn hardcore. I have to agree with you, spending a couple years in complete degeneracy only to climb out of it is incredibly therapeutic

>dad died on Thanksgiving
>his birthdday was on Christmas
>mom taking a turn for the worst, might end up dying during the holidays too

>Eight Crazy Nights
>bad

>it gets good once it becomes a thought in your head

Nier gets good right away. I'd say it just wasn't for you.

Did any cousin Mel incest doujins ever get made?

i've seen like one or two porn pics of her

I still don't understand the second Scary Godmother movie.

>Jimmy is salty about halloween or something so he sets out to ruin it
>literally only 'ruins' it for 3 kids in a town
>each time his efforts 'work' until Hannah figures out a way to make it even better
>each time they 'work' the kids believe a little less in halloween until "Halloween doesn't even exist"
>apparently 3 kids not having fun on halloween is enough for October 31 to not exist anymore

Just wait until December

GRANDPA'S GONNA SUE THE PANTS OFF OF SANTA

>FF13
>"It gets good 20 hours in!"
>it doesn't
>13-2
>"I-it gets good 10 hours in!"
>it doesn't
>Lightning Returns
>mfw people actually bought this game
>mfw people actually fell for the lie 3 times
I only fell for it twice

I've put in about 450 hours into Civilization 5 and I have fucking had it. In the early hours, I would have praised the game to high heaven but after so much trial and error, examining the CPU, and after so many failed games, I have just fucking had it. The CPU cheats so fucking hard that I can't stand it anymore.

>pick Egypt
>Social Policies based around production
>Religion based around Wonders
>rush wonders like a mad man
>have tiny army
>Trade with Japan; keep him friendly
>All of a sudden, war out of nowhere
>Japan wrecks my shit
>Before I get a Game Over, a list of the world's most wonderful people is compiled
>Japan is in 2nd with 7 wonders
>I'm in 5th with 5 wonders

It's complete and utter garbage. For starters, how can a Civ with no real bonuses in production or construction outperform THE Civ that's a master at that playstyle? On top of that, Japan had the funds and resources to build an army of about 10 to 15 units. Considering how long it takes for just one unit, Japan had to have missed out on building at least two wonders to produce such an army, but on top of that they're still one of the top in wonder construction. Forget about the rest of the fucking world. And that's just one example; the AI in Civ5 is completely fucked up beyond belief. This can't even be modified easily because a CPU that plays by the rules would have its capital taken by barbarians by the 50th turn. The CPU is too retarded to handle the basics of resource management, army management, and city planning so the game just gives them absurd bonuses to help "balance" the game. Too bad it doesn't fucking work at all.

I'm sure it's much more fun and fair in multiplayer but it doesn't help that even a "short" game will last about 7 hours. Shitty single player and a multiplayer that requires absurd dedication. Civ 5 is almost unplayable. I'm hoping for major improvements in the AI for Civ 6 and, supposedly, Firaxis are adding specialized modes for quicker multiplayer.

now that you've said it, you're right

huh.

>it gets bad 20 patches in

I believe Hannah has become a living conduit for the spirit of Halloween, if she thinks Halloween is ruined it will stop existing on a super-reality level.

>The current state of the Scary Godmother wiki right noe

I can't breath, my sides are in orbit.

I fucking miss subtle threads.

What got the kids to believe halloween was over was Jimmy Teepeeing an abandoned manor.

Hannah never didn't believe though. She was always the rational one who thought about how to change things

>these busted up pumpkins already look like spooky mouths!
>we can make our own halloween treats instead of buying "poison" candy and make our own costumes instead of buying them!
>the house looks spookier with the toilet paper anyways

>implying Jimmy was gonna stop there
>implying Jimmy wasn't gonna join forces with the town religious nut and form a committee against the celebration of Halloween

You shortsighted fool.

I didn't even fall for it once. I played the demo and never looked back. I might get it sometime just to give it an honest try but my expectations are rock bottom.

>there will never be hentai of Hannah domming SGM and Jack Skellington.

Why is scary godmother so good?

because its actually so bad but i like it.

scarygodmother.wikia.com/wiki/Orson

But he was dressed as the devil you fool

>Jimmy's last name is Brando

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WIKI

I just read the Dio brando character article holy fucking shit

>implying that Jimmy doesn't sneak into peoples' houses and convince them to do things Marty McFly style by pretending to be the Devil

>I might get it sometime just to give it an honest try
No, do not.
It's not bad in a "this sucks but at least the waifus are p. good" way. It's not even bad in a "so bad that it's funny" way. It's just bad in every conceivable way. Lightning is without question the worst protagonist of all time. She has no depth, sex appeal, charisma, valid motivation, or relatability. Lightningfags are delusional. Do not fall for the meme.

>play a game and it's decent
>decide to play and learn through the tutorial and it blows you out the fucking water

why the fuck does it have a wiki in the first place holy shit

I could have sworn there were moments where she herself came to doubt Halloween. Then again it's probably been years since I've seen either movie so I'm probably wrong.

This wiki is fucking gold, my sides are gone

Harry is my least favorite Scary Godmother character

>is supposed to be all smart and philosophical
>lol what if harry ate everything
>also let's make him the ugliest fucking character

I'm a gay furfag and I don't think werewolves should have dick sucking lips

THAT'S WHAT HE'S GON-NA DO

I just want to try it to see how bad it really is. On the other hand, playing a bad RPG would probably too annoying to handle.

"Bug-a-Boo is a kind hearted Big Guy For you. He is strong and doesn't afraid from anything. He cares for all of his students like they were his own kin. Bug-A-Boo not once made a swear. He is that cool."

FUCK

>it gets bad after the end of the game

Remember when Cam Clarke voiced Austin Bucks?

Oh god I can feel the lyrics coming back it's only a matter of time before GRANDMA'S HANGING OUT WITH ALL THE SUPERSTARS

>dick sucking lips
That's an elongated thin sausage at best

Well I guess it's time to fap to Raven and Starfire again. Thanks Cartoon Network.

>Grandma is presumed fucking dead
>Her business might go under
>Grandpa doesn't give a single fuck
>Proceeds to sing about getting cucked by Elvis

Grandpa Spankenheimer really needed his fucking meds.

stop reminding me of old shitty cartoons you're making the memories come back

Yeah but I can't say the same if the developers took what made it fun and changed it.

No you havent

>it's a fucking Scary Godmother thread
Holt fuck just shoot me. It's truly the end times

>You haven't played ten hours! You haven't experienced the game enough yet, you can't say it's bad!
>You've played more than ten hours! You obviously didn't think it was bad if you played that long! You got your money's worth!

>Grandma was given retrograde amnesia because her fruitcakes are Reindeer catnip
>Spent close to, if not more than an entire year in the North Pole
>Gets convinced to press charges Santa for kidnapping

The writers of this movie needs meds

go on the wiki, you don't understand what you're missing

scarygodmother.wikia.com/wiki/Scary_Godmother_Wiki

I haven't even started Spicer posting yet.

>it gets good in NG+ I swear!

stop

Thank you user for showing me this

got your back, user

3 hours is pretty reasonable nowadays.
still better than the 10-15 hours of xiii

Scary Godmother was always shit and Olive is legit my favorite christmas special of all time so Olive easily.

She didn't. Cousin Mel turns Santa in when she doesn't show up after Santa explains the story and then keeps grandma holed in a log cabin in the woods until the trial.

>tfw kath soucie made you feel things about a cow

>Scary godmother thread
scarygodmother.wikia.com/wiki/Orson

scarygodmother.wikia.com/wiki/Jimmy

scarygodmother.wikia.com/wiki/Hannah_Marie

this fucking wiki

This wiki is not very informative.

There's a Jimmy, where's Bimmy?

>game starts good
>it gets bad after 3 hours

games besides RE4 that do this?

>the ending is disappointing but its a great story!!!
>you GOTTA believe me

>whole game is a tutorial

im looking at you FF13

RECOUNT
RECOUNT
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Kek. I remember this shit.

>the scary god mother wiki
scarygodmother.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Characters

i cant fucking breathe