Now travelling to numbani

now travelling to numbani

That's my third favorite stage

Ise moychia, laloli beganogogi wa a ba e yayoyi yababa.

Whats 1 & 2?

Eichenwalde and Kings Row

>It's a your team can't even take the point episode

These suck the most if you're attacking first since you JUST know the other team is gonna completely steamroll it and you're destined for another loss. Also people need to stop taking the upper left route on every push. It's a worse choke than the road enterence and hardly ever pays off.

>now travelling to numbani
LA LO LI, WA ABA EE

Eichenwalde really grew on me, its perfect to me other than the choke point with the two doors into the castle

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
[Sithi uhhmm ingonyama]

...

LA LO LI

>played at least 50 games since Eichenwalde came out
>only played on it 3 times

Sometimes I actually forget it exists.

dude, just take charge.

> eggs in my aiĆ²li
> spanish
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh thank god it's not Nepal.

me too i think that if it appeared more often I would be bored af with it but damn
I played on it like 5 times

>Now traveling to Ilios

is there a single good koth map?

>Oh thank God it's not Gibraltar*

Fixed. Fuck Watchpoint Gibraltar, it's garbage on both attack and defence. Dorado is also kinda shitty.

>now travelling to numbani

WOW EVERYONE HERE IS SO TOLERANT HERE I CANT WAIT TO PLAY

>Oh thank god it's not Hanamura

Ilios is good except for that one point. You know the one I mean.

I like the tower.

>catalan
>spanish
REEEEEEEEEE

EVIN HERE I FEER AN OUTCAST

> Spanish

No. They all suck the defender's dick because they all converge on one or two unavoidable bottlenecks and the last points are barely any distance from the defender's spawn

>now traveling to lijiang tower

LA LO LI

CATALANSTRONG

Ach, thought he said payload or whatever its called

Can we agree Ilios is the worst set of maps?

You little fucks better don't pronounce it like the announcer lady does.

t. Angry german

How do you pronounce it then

>Your team gets booped off this stupid ledge
>It just keeps happening until the round is over

>pick lucio
>wallrun round the central pillar all game

I wish there was a way to not queue for the king of the Hill maps. They are absolutely not fun at all

I'm sick of it but Hanamura and Anubis are easily worse.

They're fun if you have a competent team, they're pure anti-fun if your team is full of downies.

>That faggot who quits after losing the first round

Stop doing this. STOP IT. The first round is a really poor indicator of how the rest of the match will go. I've lost count of the amount of times I've lost the first round and then gone on to steamroll the next three.

Best map. Lots of flank points for both attack and defense, but also keeps you close enough to not be some fucking one man army shit. Payload is always more fun because it shifts easily, where as king of the hill can become onesided, favoring the side that caps first. Usually hard to come back from a dieing KotH

If I could black list Napal: Shrine, I'd be a happier person.

>Traveling to Hanamura
>Prepare to attack

>now travelling to eichenwalde
>prepare to attack

Is there a worse choke in the game than the 'death bridge'?

Aichenwalde

Probably not. Hanamura gate is a close second though. There are invisible walls all over the place that make it so you are legit limited to the gate.

Same, i only get Hanamura. I'm sure 50% of my games have been on this map since season 2 started.

I wish i could blacklist the map at this point so that i can play something different

eye-(what can only be described as a cat hissing)en-val-de

That choke isn't even hard to get through

*nigger sounds start playing*

>Worst maps
Anubis
Volskaya
Hanamura
Eichenwalde

>Best maps
Ching chong tower
Illios
Nepal
King's Row
Dorado

>'death bridge'?
That's not even close to being the castle corridor (last push of the map).
It's forces attackers to funnel through a single chokepoint with no flanks.
All it takes is a single Torb or Bastion to make the team crumple apart like paper.

>King of the hill

>Worst
>Eichenwalde

>Best
>Illios

So wrong