Ask a nintendo insider anything?

Ask a nintendo insider anything?

When will the NX get shown off?

Dad? You know about Cred Forums?

Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?

Son, these posts are literally putting the food in your mouth.

>When will the NX get shown off?
April 2017. Due to marketing reason.

>Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?
One does not simply chose the mask.

Tell me about Skull Kid! Why does he wear the mask?

>April 2017. Due to marketing reason.
Okay, when it's going to be released then?

do you poop?

So the system is getting delayed in other words, thank god for that 3DS Direct last month.

Anything about the Yo-Kai Watch spin offs (busters and kingdoms) and Yo-Kai Watch 3?

Why nintendo re-releases the same game with minor (un)improvements every year?

We don't.

>Okay, when it's going to be released then?
My department doesn't know anything about final product release yet. I predict November.
>Why nintendo re-releases the same game with minor (un)improvements every year?
Budget reason.

What did you have for lunch?

Final 3 amiibo release date?

Insider? Barely know 'er!

>What did you have for lunch?
BBQ chicken salad sandwich, Smart Water and Fruit.

>Final 3 amiibo release date?
November.

New metroid game or at least an HD collection. Will it happen soon?

Horse hockey.

What the FUCK is a "Smart Water"?

how smart the water was

Any upgrades to the hardware? Like HBM2 ram?

>New metroid game or at least an HD collection. Will it happen soon?
It's being discuss but something in development.

My department doesn't know anything about spec. But the selling point for this device is connect with others and Co-Op.

no, after Star Fox Zero Nintendo won't touch F-Zero, Metroid etc.

Weaker then the Wii U.

Why is Treehouse full of a bunch of fags?

Any details about that? (Metroid game i mean)

>NX
>weaker than the WiiU

Oh please sweet Jesus let this be true.

kek'd

So a console and that the handhelds were replaced with moble.

Good to hear.

It fits with the type of games Nintendo makes.

You think any straight man actually plays Splatoon?

It's a handheld.

>Any details about that? (Metroid game i mean)
Nintendo is trying to find a budget way to make a new Metroid game that the consumers want, so most likely going to be in the style of NSMB.

So, no Prime 4 or something similar. I think it would be better if they handle the IP to some developer with some decent 2D skills, like Vanillaware or take what DoctorM64 did with AM2R (that fan game is fucking awesome)