Username is already taken

My nickname is never taken

>Take Your First naMe
>In my case max
>Put a Sir in Front of IT
> Sir Max
>Reverse IT
>Xamris
>have unqie Name

>User with the nickname you wanted
>Last login: 8 years ago
Every fucking time

Uoykcufris isn't very catchy though.

>I'm shit at multiplayer games nowadays anyway.

>all the accounts were you
>they took your memory

>username is taken
>choose a (pronounceable) anagram instead

>Illoris
Could be worse, I guess.

Sugnodris
Damn it really works

I usually put something in my native language, so it is allways free

jookjaola

>Someone in the world keeps signing up to sites using your email

try this a few times and make variations when needed

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

My favorite was Woutherus Mol

>username already taken
>have a panic attack

>National Route 38 (South Korea)
Yeah really rolls off the tongue

hello fox

gotta try it a few times to get something username worthy

how can you be shit at modern multiplayer games which practically baby you and literally play themselves

heh

>Username is already taken
thats what you get for having a shitty, generic name.

>tfw name is never taken
>but i don't like this name anymore
>still use it to avoid spending hours thinking of a name

>usual nickname
>Username is already taken
>try alternative
>Username is already taken
>bang on the keyboard
>Username is already taken

>it's a mexican

Yep. My new nickname for everything is Schloßborn

>create unique username
>gets stolen by a underage faggot who creates a youtube account
>has 25k subscribers
>random people add me all the time and ask if i'm that subhuman moron
>his even more underage faggot fans copy my user name and create even more accounts
>username is taken everywhere

>use a random email address for a web based rpg
>get a message on the game's site saying that the email address belongs to someone else and they're closing my account

>really want to play my new game
> my ocd causes me to spend like 30 mins thinking of a cool interesting unique name
>the type that you think nobody else could possibly think of
>username taken
>my autism prevents me from adding numbers to the end of my username
>same thing happens two more times in a row

git gud

>see someone with a misspelled username because the original was taken.

Agiat

meh

>first email
>make deviantart tier cringe domain because I was so young
>still use it to this day because I have too many things tied to it

>tfw you have that name and are selling it

namesquatting in wow is the best thing

>Canoeing at the 2008 Summer Olympics – Women's K-4 500 metres
step up senpai.

>create unique username
>implying it was

>Username is already taken
>Try a different one
>Username is already taken
>Try a different one
>Username is already taken
>Start to get pissed off and mash the keyboard in frustration
>"weujgbsjbg34"
>Username is already taken

Cireris. Christ that sounds really gay.

Yes every thing made after 1999-2004 is just DLC black sjw crap, WHY CANT I JUST HAVE COMFY LOW SPEC FPS TO RUN ON MY COMFY LINUX NETBOOK? whats the point of living anymore when everything just gets ruined god i miss the epic 90s

Najris, not bad I suppose. Sounds a bit Hindu.

>been using the same name for years
>googling it will result in two pages with all your accounts, including you real name
I really need to change

Yes it fucking was

Stop stealing other peoples usernames you not loved subhuman waste of trash

>join online service late into its life
>every conceivable name is taken and has been taken for over 10 years

whoever has my screenname on xboxlive is a cunt

now kiss

Eilrahcris
sounds awful

>norris
I can live with this.

>Username - Random Number - Underscore

Erdnisris. Sounds like I have downs syndrome

name 1 (one) game

never happens to me.
Just get creative, it's very easy.

Nageekris

>tfw my username is xXDarkSasukeXx and it's never taken.

>Try to change my steam name to HP_administrator
>It won't let me

>There are people on Cred Forums who think they're provocative and totally getting the goat of those dang liberals when they put a racial slur in their username.
HINT: Saying the word nigger on the internet isn't hardcore.

>friend always using same user name
>vaguely tempted to anonymously take his name for upcoming games to freak him out

I kinda feel like a twat doing it but at the same time it could be hilarious

Stfu you nigger redditor

Sounds like someone got your goat, senpai.

Woah dude I bet you're the most badass 10th grader at your school.

stop being such a nagger

Cry me a river you subhuman nigger :)

>Its a middle Eastern fuck

Ydocris...

I keep thinking of Ludicrous

All the fucking time

>Nivekris

maybe..

>use same name for xbox live and porn cam websites
>searching it pulls up your real name and face
>links to your normiebook page too

That's redancolous

Silkariris
this sounds silly

I wondered that recently when I tried to make a gmail that was just my first and last name. I am 100% confident that I am literally the only person in the entire world with this name combination.

Maybe I just made it myself and forgot. At least I hope that's the case.

>autism the fucking post

>iraklis

what kind of name is that

>lookup my username on haveibeenpwned
>only result is some weed forum I've never heard of that had a breach

>not just adding an "x" at the end of it.

>tfw my username has literally never been taken and it's not some random combination if bullshit or reversed and jumbled multiplied by 3 mixed with orange
feels goodman

>Nosirrahris
>Yrrahris

Nah senpai

You do not understand the bizarre chain of events that would have to occur for someone else to have my foreign first name and surname that is also foreign but with a country of origin different from my first name.

fuck off mudslime

>Programmers are able to make an incredibly detailed and well thought out game that is a marvel of modern programming.
>Can't put spaces in the character name

>ArcheAge opening up
>manage to get "Hitler" as a character name
>have good times with people constantly messaging me with praise or hate
>log in one day to find my character's name was changed
>FuzzyBunny28
>you gotta be fucking kidding me
>had to message support to change my name to something else

Why did they even let me get it in the first place if they just change it. It ruined everything because I had him looking perfect.

>not just adding a "Mr" at the beggining of it

>Come up with nickname
>Long and shit
>New nickname
>Long and shit
>New Nickname
>Long and shit

Coming up with good nicknames is hard, atleast my current one is decent and is 12 characters

kramris

Im conflicted.

sugnumhguhris

>mfw when I was too unimaginative the night I made it its [email protected]
Good going past me!

But then every name ends on ris.
Like we are all gay elves.

I mean if we are gay elves that is cool.

...

>David
>shorten to dav
>sirdav
>vadris
Vadris sounds cool as fuck.

what's the website? outlook lets you make alternate domains and I'm sure others do too, or you could just forward everything to a less cringey email

GG WP

Leinadris.
Considering Sir Daniel's already a vidya character it wouldn't surprise me if someone uses this. But Daniel backwards sounds like "le nad" so I don't like it.

>make generic sounding email
>every now and then get an email from someone who did gmail instead of yahoo or whatever
>cancelled someone's cruise trip
>messed with someones housing tour website

>kramaritus

>Kcizonris Treborris
Fuck yeah

Sure...

Nitsujris
it's fucking awful

My name is so secret, no one ever guesses it.

this is so fucking stupid.

Remember playing dark orbit back in the day. Some guy flies by with the name "Paki hunter" I laugh my ass off

Dark orbit is still alive from 2006 yet games from 2011 are dead how the hell does this even work?

>PSN won't let you change your username
Mine is so awful and embarrassing, I can;t stand it.

Xelaris

>use same username since 2006
>search on google brings up my stats on many different FPS games and RPGs
>Battlefield, Siege, UT, guild shit
>another result emerges
>3 videos of some kid so fucking asspained from me killing him in DaS1 that he had to record it and put it on YouTube to say that I'm a cheater

Feels good to see all my stats

>put username
>"username already taken"
>add XD to the end of it
>it works

17 years shaming myself over and over again.

>Another Nivekris

Best one so far.

h-hey :3

a greek one

>Pilihpris
It sounds like a fucking greek name.

I like you better than the other one

>username
>xXMetalxxGearXx

>Nivedris
Doesnt roll off the tongue too well

>Character name is taken
>Character name is taken
>Character name is taken
>Character name is taken
>Character name is taken
>CHARACTER NAME IS TAKEN
Fucking Pillars of Eternity, played it for like 10 minutes and dropped it off, spent more time for the fucking name.

Devin > Kevin
scientists cant explain this fact

THIS HAPPENED TO ME TOO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

>Divadris

>Pillars of Eternity
isn't that a singleplayer game though

>Please enter a username
>Think about it for 10 minutes
>Username requires a capital letter
>Username requires atleast 6 letters
>Username requires atleast 1 number
>Username was already taken

>Nomarris
Don't like it
>Legnaris
Actually sounds good
>Aicragris
Not bad
>Oneromris
I prefer Onerom better

Hi o/

T-Thanks

Come on all us -evin can coexist

>be in the top 100 players in the world in Halo 3 and Reach
>same gamertag in all those games
>have a small youtube channel where I uploaded games where I got perfections or just did really good
>don't really advertise it, just have the link to my YT in my profile
>thousand views on each video
>one gets to about 50,000 views
>all kinds of comments calling me a try hard, faggot, etc
>one guy tells me to take the video down because I don't have his permission, apparently I kill him several times in the video

how do you feel about Evan

don't be such a dingus dongus

Shit, I meant Path of Exile.

If it's already taken, you might as well say who it was.

Otherwise this story is bullshit.

>Ttehrris
Not bad if I just get rid of the double letters. Tehris.

I used to sign [email protected] up for all sorts of gay shit

>change nickname all the time from mmo to mmo
>find one i like and stick with
>never taken
bueno

nitsuaris

Bukajris in my language
and
Semajris in english

>use my generic name
>its taken
>its ok ill just use my backup unique name thats never taken
>its taken

Alright you're in

I quite like it, though I have to choose my middle name
Lexaris

>Filling out form to create account
>USERNAME TAKEN
>Every other field deletes what you typed

Your mom is a nagger

Xelaris

Goddamn it sounds like it's straight out of a Kingdom Hearts game

Werdnaris

Never happened to me

>try backup username
>also taken

Calm down autismo. You can also kill yourself to fix everything and stop being a trigerred permavirgin.

Sailleris

It's okay I guess.

Siulris
Might work.

>Overwatch
>shit

>come um with cool username
>decide im going to use it on everything from now on
>its already taken

is that you, [email protected]?

>a space is required

>Tiruvetkalam Pasupatheswarar

>Use alias online
>Have no life irl, start to associate self with alias
>Fuck it. Alias becomes irl name
>Now all my online shit has my irl name
>Worry.jpg
>Think about every time I saw someone's real name or face online
>I didn't give a fuck and kept scrolling
>Realise most people do the same
>Sweet release

It is what it is, nigga.

>try to change steam id to be the same as steam nickname
>it's taken
>user who take it use other nickname that his steam id
>he's on steam over 13 years
>92 hours is his the longest record from his games list
fuck you faggot, you don't even play any games

Shield for Murder

>The symbol for zero is the key for the effectiveness of the system, which was developed by ancient mathematicians in the Indian subcontinent around AD 500.[4]

Okay, now this has got me thinking.

The guy's an idiot but overwatch IS shit

>Your nickname works even when spelled backwards.

even when i lose i win.

>use username that has about 6 other people using it in various locations across the globe
>we all play a wide variety of games and visit a wide variety of sites
>we all communicate once every 4 years and swap houses, bank accounts, accounts, emails, and lives
it's pretty fun stuff.

nosyargris

sounds like some nordic shit

Same here, user

>grayson
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>banging on the keyboard works
>fuck it I'll register as this then
>find out it's one of those shitty games that logs you off after playing and you forgot what you typed

>play game to calm down before the date with your crush
>meanwhile your roommate fucks your crush since you're too busy playing your game
youtube.com/watch?v=xbq3RvIjSP8

this name was truly suffering, all the fuckers in grade school used to take the R out of my name thinking they were hot shit

ttaywsir
god damn reversing my name never works

Comacine masters

Ostenk not sure how I feel about this desu

dumb backslide poster

Tfw I actually got lucky on PokeCommunity just waiting for my username change

you can basically reap someone of their username for your desired username and claim it for yourself in that user hasn't logged in ages aka 4+ years with less than posts :^)

which is basically the case for me

Go to /vp/ you fucking faggot.

Gadris

>Reficulris

Yeah no.

How about you fuck off you fucking stereotypical hypocritical discriminating sack of shit

lol

We could just nuke them all, you know.

Bullshit.

>Sugnodris

Not bad

poor guy

IDG Ventures

laugh all you want behind since you're pretty much around the corner of the internet on your screen, fat fuck

keep catching them pokeymans and playing those nintendo games brother.

At least he got a gf in the end.

But fuck, I'm not sure if that roommate is the biggest cunt ever or if the guy was just so beta he deserved it.

>Leiraris
Holy fuck, that's close to a person I knew. They had a k at the end.

Ekudirs

No, that's derpy af

how do you fucking mess-up typing sir backwards

>pick a name
>later see a guy who had to make a warped version of the same name
snooze u looze.... sucker........

literally me

>My username had number because the orginal was taken
>After years later the name finally becomes free again
>Don't want to change name anymore because got used to it after so many years
There's no winning

Namrehris
sounds egiptian
WE

>Chinese keep trying to get into my gmail

>want a quick fake gmail account
>fuckyou6
>invalid name
thanks moot

heh, gayson

>playing a WoW trial
>make a character
>buy the game
>he's my main
>years go by
>still my main
>notice there's a typo in the name

Sir Darryl
Lyrradris

I g-guess

>having such a generic name it can be taken by someone else
>not having [your_nickname] claimed already pretty much any email provider / online platform
>not owning a .com domain with your nickname
Are you even trying?

Ekajris is a fucking shit name

>the user with your nickname is inactive since 2008

Oznerolris

Wow, really catchy

>Name has to contain a number, special character and your mother's maiden name

Salguodris
hmm..

Razalasris

Not quite, but my First Name is worse

>Password must be a 16 character prime number

Sugnodris

ssejris

cute :p

>see enemy on horizon
>name is just "."

>must have capital, numbers, and special keys

>Siwelris

With some changing around I suppose it could work.

>Sugnodris

Eh

Vatsugris

yeah nah imma stick with Vatsug

>Kneegrow

> Username already taken

oh wait I forgot I already have an account here.

> Type my one of my usual password
> doesnt work
> Proceed to type my other usual passwords
> doesnt work

FUCK WHAT WAS IT AGAIN?

>*click password forgotten*
> email never arrives

>Start doubting about making the account in the first place

Selrahcris

That's nice.

Ekajris

>Get username first time, every time
Feels good to be original and not a massive faggot!

>Username you want is finally free'd up after years of being inactive
>It gets taken by someone else while you are offline

>try logging on something
>incorrect username/password
>get email to get a new password
>type old password since I must have typed it wrong making the account
>you must enter a password you haven't used yet
THEN HOW THE FUCK IS THE PASSWORD WRONG I HAVEN'T CHANGED THE PASSWORD UNTIL NOW

HybridRice

Well, I've seen worse.

>name is your middle name + an edgy bastardization of "aura"
>one letter off of a furry artist
in-game name is different, but every time I log in I'm reminded of it

>Auhsojris
ok

Nojris.
We Nordic now

>don't give a single fuck if a name I usually use is taken because I have a name formula

Object/action + Title

Boner King
Barbell Baron
Erection Emperor
Jack-off Jester
Onahole Commander

I always have a name that amuses me and my only problem is character limits

1974 NCAA Division I football season

hhhh

>Ilesir

sounds like something off a jrpg

edajris

Lookin like a motherfucking final fantasy character

LONDON

CLEYRA
L
E
Y
R
A

>playing on any vanilla WoW server
>there's no server side name verification
>get to choose a name that no one* else has access to

>eurolinguistics

>Like Zero from Megaman X4
>username is taken every site I ever go to

I guess it truly is over yet

>Have a cousin
>his username is Dannyboy223
>playing online
>Danny_Boy223 has logged in
>Danny-Boy223 has logged in
>Danny_Boy323 has logged in

Apparently Danny Boy is a really popular online name or something?

Zero is the most basic name you could ever come up with

Oh, Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling

>edacrasir

works for me

mlehlliwsir or mailliwsir are both shit

YMEREJRIS

fucking wot

>username is taken
>check the profile of the bastard that stole it from me
>they havent logged on in years
>their profile looks familiar too
>mfw its mine

>Notyepris

Pretty shit

C A N A D A
A
N
A
D
A

>Username is taken
>Realize i already have an account there
>Check out my old account
>It's from my edgy teenager phase years ago
>It's full of cringe-tier stuff
>Think of another name and never think about it again

>Trazomris
Pretty nice.

>Siuolris

Maybe if I need to name a fantasy character. Otherwise it just seems like I'm autistic