Bowser and his winning prize

Bowser and his winning prize.

But Bowser has never won anything

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PRICE
I'VE BEEN SAVING THAT BITCH FOR OVER 20 YEARS

Bowser and his winning prize.

He won a cake in Bowser's Inside Story!

This is the only prize Bowser is going to get

Can we have one bowser thread that doesnt go into lewd territory?

A tennis racket?

das more like it

this is Cred Forums the only bowser shit you will get is cuck/NTR threads or bara threads sorry

I want to be that mushroom

We could talk about Larry, he's meant for lewd

Well there's not much cute without attracting the gay.

lol

what's up with the mario fanbase and cuckolding

Get fucking wrecked Bowser

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It's only the peachfags. The enjoyed being cuckeled.

So this thread is pretty shit, but this does lead to a question: how the hell does Bowser keep kidnapping Peach?

At this point I think it's probably just some sort of game that all three are involved in. Peach gets kidnapped as an excuse to not have to go to political meetings, bowser kidnaps peach to give the Goombas something to do, Mario "rescues" Peach because he's bored and likes all the admiration he gets for doing so. After they finish go-karting they probably plan the next "Kidnapping" over dinner.

Or maybe it's some kind of weird sex roleplay that's just got way out of hand.

You're overthinking a game marketed towards children. Children who don't have weird adult hang ups

My theory is that it only happened once and the story is told by Mario at the age of like 85
He keeps misremembering
Grampa Simpson style

Do you think Bowser and Peach ever... you know?

What?

Talk about they hot males in the mushroom kingdom? Definitively

Sorry, Mario is 24 forever.

>Bowser is gay as fuck and kidnaps Peach over and over in a desperate attempt to hide it
>Bowser has developed a huge crush on Mario and deliberately makes it trivial for the Plumber to beat him over and over, just so he can be near him

Fund it.

in every universe?

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...Like... You know... In the butt?

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Bowser x Peach is the best couple.

Furries ruin everything

shared each others dildos?

Ya lost me

Bowser, no prize

I wish bowser would kidnap me and make me his princess desu senpai

>tfw you will never get a kiss from giant Peach

>figmentforms

And, why would I want them?

Agreed. Mario and Luigi can have Daisy and Rosalina, let Bowser have Peach.

>He doesn't know

What about Wario and Waluigi?

His males look so good. Is the problem how unkawaii-uguu his females are?

They have each other.

Although I honestly wouldn't mind an evil peach and daisy as characters.

Isn't Rosalina a better match? For starters, she and Bowser almost have the same height.
Also, Rosalina is already a god tier mother, so she can help Bowser raise Jr. properly, and also take a step ahead and go with the Koopalings too.
Her pussy also seems to be able to take a load of Bowser's lava cum

Post Bowser's Castle.
Flying Boats are welcome too.

Have you seen what Bowser could do?
I think she lets herself get kidnapped so her kingdom doesn't get razed every two weeks.
It's not like the Mushroom Kingdom is the only kingdom to job to him either.

I want a scene in the next Mario RPG where Bowser reads fan mail that says stuff like "I'd let you kidnap *me* any old day!", "You're much cuter than Princess Peach!", "You're so manly and handsome~", "You'll always be *my* king!" etc.

nah the zelgan ship comic is fucking stupid

Bowser was cool as fuck in that game

Much better partners in time

Why is Bowser/Peach the best?

Everyone knows Ganondorf X Triforce is best Dorf pairing.

All male koopalings are meant for lewd

Smash was a mistake.

It has it's moments

No, it's Ganondorf X me.

I read that as "Bowser and his penis size". Maybe it's time for a break.

a fap break?

Nah, you're doing just fine.

Actually, that's Bowser after eating a Mini Mushroom.