Fuck One

Bloodborne?

>Fuck Yufi

>Marry Tifa

>Kill Aeris

Just like Sephiroth.

Yes, Bloodbourne. That's exactly what that's from, yes.

Marry Aeris because she is pure.

Fuck Yuffie because she seems wild in the sack.

Kill Tifa because she is overrated.

Kill yuffie
What a two faced bitch. Teenagers are the worst.

Nothing to any. Holy fuck, these are the most pleb and boring FF chicks in existence.

>because she is pure

the only true option:

fuck aerith
marry yuffie
make a snuff porn with tifa

Fuck Tifa lets face it she's the village bike

Marry Yuffie she has the most fun personality

Kill Aeris as she is the most bland and boring girl out of them all

as much as I'm into guro I can't imagine doing that to Tifa. i don't really care for her but it'd just be sad to watch

good taste

Fuck Yuffie
Kill Aeris
Marry Tifa and tittifuck her into the oblivion

Fuck Tiffa
Marry Aeris
Kill Yuffie

debate me

She would not be able to use holy if she wasn't pure, user.

Kill Aerith,
Fuck the Earth
Marry Cloud

Disregard all. Acquire Best Girl

>Tifa
>overrated

Aeris always polls higher than Tifa, at least in Japan.

They better give her a bigger role in the remake.

>all these fags marrying Aeris when Tifa is already shown to be a loving and supportive wife / girlfriend in AC

>Not marrying ZA WARUDO

>ywn feel the cool clap of tifa's skin on your thighs as your member sinks into the warm embrace of her vagina

Fuck Yuffie
Marry Tifa
and Sephiroth can take care of the slum prostitute.

too flat for my tastes

That's pretty gay, yo

Fuck Tifa

Marry Yuffie

Kill Aerith

yeah I know

>ywn hear the soft sigh of Aerith's breath on your chest as you plow deep into her sphincter, lubricant rigorously splashing around your cock and balls

Aeris is literally perfect. Tiffa can't compete. Can't blame a guy for wanting perfection. It comes naturally.

Kill aeris..

This is correct.

While I prefer Yuffie over Tifa, Tifa is likely a better family girl, whereas Yuffie is kind of unreliable and on the run, and thus makes for a better amazing fuck, while Tifa provides great pillows every night.

We can only hope. The least they can do since she and the other avalanche mooks are destined to die.

Fuck Tifa
Marry Aerith
Kill Yuffie

>Aerith

Posting best girl

Fuck Aeris
marry Tifa
kill yuffie

ALRIGHT! HERE'S A SHOT OUT OF A CANNON OP!

OPERA, BARBRA STREISAND, YOUR MOM. YOU HAVE TO FUCK ONE, MARRY ONE, KILL ONE! GO!

I never play this game because I don't want to kill off the characters

Uhm...

you'd better pick oprah

Came here to post this.

The only good choice

This post is correct.

Fuck Yuffie

Marry Tifa

Kill Aeris

I meant Oprah, just misspelled her name, I'm sure most people knew who I was talking about.

Fuck Tifa

Marry Yuffie

Kill she's already dead anyways

fuck tifa
marry yuffie
kill the prostitute

I know, but I'm saying, you'd better fuck Oprah.

fuck yuffie
she's kinda cute but then you realize that she only fucked you so she could steal all your shit

marry tifa
best girl, actually cares about you, also free booze for life

kill aeris
she's the cheapest whore in sector 5 and a gigantic slut, also needs to die anyway in order to save the planet

marry and fuck yuffie, don't care about other whores

this

This is the only nigga that gets it

Yuffie is a fuck toy, and Tifa is an ideal wife. Aerith was a whore.

I once had a dream that I was married to Terra and made her cry because I cheated on her with Lightning. That was weird

I'd klll Aeris because I don't want to get hooker aids

who wouldn't want a strong busty bartender wife with a little asian fuck toy on the side

>Aerith
>Pure

She's Zack's cumslut

>implying Tifa didn't feel sorry for Johnny and let him cum inside her out of pity

>Was
>Implying she's not whoring herself in the afterlife

Screw you buddy

This is objectively correct

Fug Yuffie
Marry Tifa
Kill Aerith, so that she can use the Holy materia.

That sounds like something Aerith would do. Tifa wasn't at all sentimental and had a tough love approach to Cloud.

>Tifa wasn't at all sentimental and had a tough love approach to Cloud.
you didn't play the game, nigger

I did, and not an argument.

okay reddit, explain your shit because I don't see how any of what you said applies to any of the game

Marry Yuffie.
Make sweet, passionate love to Yuffie.
Call Tifa a slut and let Barret fuck her senseless with his big robotic cock.
Stab Aerith's corpse, I guess.

Based off their appearence there and their characterisation in the game?
>Marry Tifa
I assume this option means that by default she's in love with me. She's got a fun personality, great bod, and we could bond over both being bartenders.
>Fuck Yuffie
Tight, lithe Asian bod + spunky attitude = great lay
Would also let me say I banhed a literal princess.
>Kill Aerith
I could never live up to Zack and Yuffie dying would probably be a big problem for Wutai so Aerith unfortunately has to go. Again.

Fuck Tifa
Marry Aeris
Kill Yuffie

Fuck Yuffie
Marry Tifa
Kill AeriS

Came here to say this.

best post in the thread

I think I'd rather marry Yuffie and kill Tifa. Fuck Aerith's brains out while Yuffie is out stealing shit, keep the Cetra bloodline going.

>he doesn't know about "Cloud, look"

Poet

no that's prose

TIFA IS A DEAD FISH FAGGOT.

woah like their hair colours are like the inverse of each other.. woah.. really makes you think...

Whats the name of that vídeo?

no one cares what those nip monkeys think

Marry Yuffie because she will just fucking steal everything for you and you won't have to do a damn thing. Yuffie is perfect for NEETs

Fuck Marry Kill?

correct

Riona marry.

Dunno about the rest,

Fuck Selphie, kill Rinoa, Marry Quistis. Obviously.

my man

This is the correct answer

You think Quistis is into the kinky stuff?

FUCK

Marry Tia, fuck Aerith, kill Yuffie

Fuck Yuffie

Marry Tifa

Kill Aeris

>fuck
Rinoa, I've always wanted to ravage one of those prissy girls
>marry
Quistis, at the very least she'll clean up after me
>kill
Unfortunately Selphie since she's left, though I wouldn't want her to suffer

Correct Choice that was gonna make.

Fuck Yuffie for that young pussy experience.
Marry Tifa for those big tits and strong muscular vaginal muscles.
Kill Aerith, it's only natural.

FF8 is odd in that the main girl was supposed to be a traditional Japanese lady. And that for some reason translate to fucking dull in the west.

Get fucked by Quistis.
Marry Selphie.
Kill Rinoa.

This has become a whole lot more complicated since I saw Riding Noah. Definitely propelled Rinoa into the Fuck position, at least.

Someone with good taste, thank you user.

This.

>fuck Tifa
>marry Tifa
>invite the others to the wedding

what makes you say that. she looks and dresses like a freak. aerith is the one that looks like a boring prude

Most women who dresses slutty are actually just trying to fit in

She worked at a bar, it could just be part of the whole vibe she throws off.

Marry Yuffie, best personality and hot as fuck, plus ninja princess. Favorite character too. Would probably make me laugh. Also makes my dick diamonds. Plus would steal anything we needed. Remember she was doing it for Wutai, not because she's a klepto.
Fuck Tifa, girl has issues and hides her feelings too much, also doesn't tell you important things until you find out for yourself. But still, gotta get my dick in that at least once, and isn't a bad person. Ideal fuckbuddy but not wife material.
Kill Aerith, just because the others are better for either fucking or marrying. Also dead already so no guilt.

...

>Glasses
>Uses a whip in combat
>Teacher
>Possibly a dominatrix
Quistis ticks all of my boxes.

Fuck Yuffie.

Marry Tifa.

Kill Aeris.

sweaty labia
stinky sphincter

the human body: capable of so much

Remember when Tetsuya Nomura didn't overdesign all his characters?

Why are you having me choose between all of these welfare girls?

I choose the Goddess

Case in point

You think that's overdesigned? Friend, you haven't seen shit.

How can one man be so right?

kill yuffie
fuck aeris
marry tifa

meme meme meme

Kill the traps except for the brunette