What would your Opening Statement be towards pitching a game idea to a publisher?

What would your Opening Statement be towards pitching a game idea to a publisher?

Statement.

A Pizza Hut in the garage.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

I need to figure out how to pitch my game. The alpha is fun and almost everyone who I explain the game in length to likes it but if you condense it into 1-3 sentences it sounds like dogshit.

In a similar vein, Martin Gardner offered the example: "Wouldn't the sentence 'I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign' have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?" This sentence is much easier to read because the writer placed commas between and and & and and and And, & and and and And & and And and and, & and And and and & and and and And, & and and and And & and And and and, & and And and and & and and and.

Not on topic, I just wanted to post to say I feel good about helping our gook overlord by purchasing a pass. Feels good.

>Like GTA but...
>it's a zombie game but...
>Procedurally generated survival...

I'm here today to put forth a game which, not only carries itself on its own merit as art, but with its mass appeal brings in a wide audience made up of many segments of the market, with great potential for merchandising and, with minimal effort, can be perpetuated in squeal form to create a lucrative franchise.

sup bitches

SUP BITCHES

Carlton

Are you by chance Carlton?

>What if you could travel the galaxy and maybe, possibly, if you traveled enough, find another space traveler?
Bang. That'll be 78 million dollars in cocaine and pornstar blowjobs please

Dragon Romance

This is a bad pitch. If anything it's a cliché-ridden opening line that panders to what someone pitching thinks a publisher wants to hear.

would you please sit down

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Proceduraly generated planets

We take Assassin's Creed climbing but you play as Daredevil in comicbook New York

Would you make me a sandwich?

Your grandchildren are gonna need grandchildren lawyers.

>objective : find joeffrey
>bonus objective : find joeffrey
>bonus objective : find joeffrey
>bonus objective : find joeffrey
>bonus objective : find joeffrey

To me, Heaven has to be a cross between a Dikekike video and.... chicken an' winnigish! See, it's like... I could have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other!

>thinly veiled Fesh Pince thread

This is a black thing, isn't it.

I'm Henry Firth!

As a transexual black male i believe that...

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I WANT YOUR BODIES

>that quest where you shave Ashley's asscheeks
Honestly, I was expecting worse.

>that part where you have to carry all that WOOD
I'm not doing it.

I'll show you who's boss of this gym.

Remember times when games were so good that they were still viable products a decade later?

Spoops.

I've always wondered why Cred Forums loves Fesh Pince so much.

I know its a top tier YTP, but why specifically that one, and do we have threads on it even to this day?

Because it's quotable as fuck and has plenty of memorable moments.

yeah but wouldn't it be more of a Cred Forums thing than a Cred Forums things?

Its just strange how a YTP of Fresh Prince of Bel Air is recurring meme on Cred Forums for no reason or relationship to the actual content of the board.

hi

Out of all the off-topic shit posted here, it's funny and relateable to most.