Competetive Mario Kart

>competitive board games

>EVO

>competitive Monopoly

>That time Mario Kart DS was at EVO

>competitive moba shooters

>competitive console FPS

>competitive mobas

>competitive shrek super slam

>competitive mobile games

>calling compeeetive games "e-sports"

Where's his monocle?

>A Press Challenge

>competitive console anything

>competitve spelling

>Competi

>competitive vaping

>Compel?

You know what the Ukraine is? It's a sitting duck. A road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine.

They're the easiest games of their genre, its funny to see people play them at a competitive level, especially smash

Melee why

>competitive Overwatch

is this a thing?

>competitive shitposting

>they're the easiest of their genre

pokemon is literally the only competitive viable JRPG

and there's nothing wrong with smash fuck off

>competitive rock paper scissors

>competitive anything but sports

>competñtive racing games
I'm looking at you /ovg/

Cloud contests where they try and make the biggest vapor cloud possible

T. user how had a friend that vaped

>competitive pie eating

/thread

>competitive Catherine

>people that try to argue that e"sports" take as much time, dedication and work as a real, physical sport where you have to stay in shape and train hard everyday
>people that seriously believe vidya should be in the olympics
Fucking funny, yet sad.

Sports are by definition competitive games.

>competitive no man's sky
thx tony birch
(im not a robot no harm pls)
You guys are literally why Cred Forums is so shit kill yourselves

Chill i play both, but smash players become super autismo, and the events always have the worst people (0 hygiene)

>competitive cuckolding

that place is a shithole

Do athletes of that level actually train every single day? Don't your muscles and shit break down if you work them that hard everyday without rest?

>competitive walking

Where does the hygiene shit come from? I've been going to locals and one or two nearby regionals for a while now, and I haven't encountered any cases of people smelling like shit.

yeah they eat these chihuahua chalupa CHALUUPAA MM- m MMM -mMMMMmmmmmmm tasty 100% fresh dog babies

The b.o and oily hair is pretty amazing, it tends to be melee events, not new smash

mm mm that sure looks tasty friend :DDD ha ha

you know what else is a shithole? xD
why, my peanus weenus of course

hahah!

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah

ITT: Places that are an actual shithole - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus chihuahua!

hahaha!

>all this competitive memeing

Fuck off.

Again, I've only been playing melee. Everyone there seems to be pretty well kempt the vast majority of the time. Hell, most of the "wierdos" I saw all played smash 4.

faggot

They don't train everyday but they have to be extremely strict in their diet. And no ib don't mean barely eating, they have to eat a fucking lot ,but of the right stuff. Even distance runners

Fucking kek. Neckbeard olympics
>biggest vapor cloud
>fedora tricks
>stylish katana unsheathing

bro whats your MSN lets play diablo one toghether, cmun les hook up senpai we can speedrun competetive shitpost through the game in 1 hour lets go

>90's kids will only get this
bless up sad faggot

There's a lot of things wrong with it, actually. It just works well enough for people to ignore them.

damn your dogs penis looks lik ethaT? MINE IS LIKE THIS CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME HELP ON HOW TO TRIM IT TO LOOK LIKE YOURS?

>interpretive street fighter

>Competitive Russian Roulette

>competitive mario party

>Competitive competing

Charli is better you fag

>competitive sports games

mods actually being this shit to removed the peenus weenus but not the real blatant dog dick.
swell job

>Competitive Peenus Weenus

Is that an PS4 tote-bag?

There was this plane shooting game you connected via bluetooth with a friend that was worthy of a Millionare League.

Been to 3 countries and many locals in those countries. It's the Wii U people.

>pokemon is literally the only competitive viable JRPG

As unbalanced as it is, I never really thought about that. Very good point.

Thank goodness for Smogon, but having to fight Mega Salamence all day on Battle Spot is some bullshit. And the last VGC was a shitshow in which every team had Mega Fug and a Primal.

Doubles and Triples are severely underrated and far deeper metas though, my bro Aegislash isn't even banned there and my Shuckle is almighty.

>competitive Dead by Daylight

Overwatch is the smash of arena shooters, I dont get why people want it to be competitive

>competative PAYDAY 2

The competitive builds remove all RNG elements like drill breaking and random placement for objectives, and removes the Cloaker out of the spawn pool.

You rang?
1up'd, get @ me fago

>competitive children's card games

so, basically payday 2 in extra easy mode ?

And added more health to the mobs, scaling up the headshot breakpoints up so I'd say Normal at least.

>normal without RNG and with just bullet sponge ennemies

so easy mode then, i guess that's what you get for going """""competitive""""""

>game has heavy rng elements
>is played competitive for money
why is this allowed again?

You realize you have autism right? You should kill yourself

>Enemies have more health and do more damage than DW
>Dozers can sprint now
>LEL BULLET SPOONGEES XDDDD IT SO EZ

Go clear a tournament Hox Breakout if its so easy big guy :^)

What is the "peenus weenus" meme you guys are talking about? I've seen it before but I never understood.

>Competitive solitaire

>competitive horror games

Okay guys let's do this.

No items.

Mario Circuit only.

The way the game was intended to be played. The devs are fucking hacks for thinking otherwise.

>Mario Circuit
>not Baby Park