Scp: secret laboratory

>these people exist
holy fucking shit

>they are among us

literally all wojak and soyboy posters are redditors

>funposting

SS13 mod when?

Server shat itself?

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anything near SS13 levels of depth would make unity engine shit itself, not happening.

>ESL trash barking orders

no thanks.

>complaining about people having fun
>reddit spacing
actual autist spotted

It's fun game with total strangers

I just keep getting the timed out error. What do, anons?

We don't play it because it's scary, because it's not scary at all, it's because it's funny as fuck you unsocial autist.

>b-b-b-b-b-b-b--bb-b-b-bb-bb--bbbbuuuuttt iss fffuuunn waaaaahhhhh stop bully meeeeee ;_;
KEK. Mad kiddie from plebbit is butthurt about his game being denounced as the steaming piece of shit it is?

jo291 sounds like my kind of guy

Restarting my pc fixed it.

autism

What kind of a fucking faggot says "KEK" any more?

Go back to school already and learn how to type underage autist

You forgot 73.68.20.85.

>plays le memecp games
>calls other underage and/or autistic

Only person who gives a fuck here is you. Mommy forced you to sit in this thread?

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this server is good room for more
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>people still responding to the shitty bait
STOP

newfag
scp is /x/ now gtfo

And /x/ is not Cred Forums so back2reddit

A couple questions, Cred Forums:

When I tried hosting a server the settings I changed in the config file didn't take effect,

and how do I update a server? Just download the steam update if I'm hosting it myself?

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>video game
>not Cred Forums
(You)

ok seriously what causes the planeboys to do the T-Pose?

the masked man

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Fucking join, lots of room here
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I feel bad for your parents

Fun fact, i'm at the 3rd year of Medicine with high grades across the board so they are quite proud of me in fact.

I'm not actually sure what I did to piss OP off so bad, must have been one of the many Doctors I shot the shit out of as CI.

>oh shit we should open it's your mom

>faggots who close the door on you when 173 is there
>it's a science bro
I fucking hate spawning as nerd

Why lie on a Laotian sculpting forum?

NA:
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The one lying is you by pretending this shit is a good game, or a game at all

I feel like a grandma who doesn't know what a "meme" is.

Can someone guide me to some sort of background info on this game, or the lore, or whatever?

Just google SCP Foundation. It's an old writefag thing that's gotten really popular over the years. Used to be something nobody really knew about but now everyone knows what it is except you apparently.

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it is a game, im not really sure how you could say otherwise

Umm, sweetie, lemme spell it out for you:
Games are for children
If you are 18+ and you are playing it then it's not a game
If it's a game then you are a child, and thus a underageb& since the site is strictly 18+

>Dominating surface as plague doctor and the game crashes
fug I had like eight zombies

!ACHTUNG! | It's bait. Just bait. nothin to see here folks just some bait. please do not make any further replies to this bait post, I repeat DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS BAIT | !ACHTUNG!

Were you the faggot that shot me, a D-Class, as soon as the elevator opened?

>game hangs every few seconds

Jesus why.

If I did I wasn't on CI.

Thanks for the bump sweetie :_)

did you try getting rid of the noose?

>enjoy Secret lab
>decide to go and play the original Containment Breach
>game crashes when i pick up the paper

>get an 05 keycard as a d-boi
>gunning it for the surface after arming the warhead
>get to gate b
>DING!

Run it in compatibility mode, use fullscreen, lower resolution, run as administrator, etc.
The game runs on a steaming pile of shit of an engine

reddit: the game

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>407225665
No (you)s for u

reddit: the post

>Gun gunned down like a cornered dog by NTF
>Respawn as NTF
This makes me so mad. Some of you blues are alright, don't take the first elevator down next round.

>407225665

(You) :)

BTFO

guys its Mobile Task Force not Nigger Task Force

Could have fooled me.

People say NTF as a short for Ninetails Fox.
Others say MTF as a short for Mobile Task Force.
None of those are wrong.

>played an entire round not knowing how to revive people as plague doctor
wew

Its obviously Nine Tailed Furries and Mega Tank Force

>Spawn in minute
>Running around looking for kills
>Run over and snap 6 necks in 10 seconds flat

>Hiding as the Gimp in the B Gate elevator
>Let a fresh squad of NTF walk in
>Shadow realm all but one as he runs out, teleport out in front of him and get him too

>Spawn as D-boy
>Rolling with another to D-boys, run across two scientists, talking about what we have to do to get out
>Scientist pulls out a pistol and headshots one D-boy, run away and hide for half an hour and get killed by an SCP.

>Play as scientist, at the card machine with 4 other guys
>The Gimp phases through the door and starts shadow realming people
>someone opens the door to run, lets in Peanut
>I'm the last guy alive hiding in the output closet of the machine listening to them walk around
>They leave, finally get a good card and get the fuck to the finish line

Game feels super pre-early access, but pretty fun. I wish class spawns would vary more, I get D-boy and NTF Guard almost constantly.

>It's a Doctor dings you as soon as you open a door and doesn't revive you episode
This comes on a lot more often than it should. Doc has this insane phantom range, if you get cornered there's pretty much no way past him.

There is no body blocking, so the trick is to suddenly rushing him and jump past him. Seriously, it works.

I juked a Plague Doctor and a Larry for a while just pulling this type of shit in corners.

Someone is already making a 3d SS13, very nice looking, with breast sliders. Just intended as a tech demo though

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Guide for upgrading the cards. Don't touch the machine if you don't know what you're doing.

I want to try this but super anxious about fucking up, can anyone give me a quick rundown of what to do and not to do

Find a friend and stick with them, you will learn everything you need to within a few rounds

>Find a friend
Th-that easy huh

Tab is inventory, left click to equip, right click to drop. You need to pull out the keycards to use them. Q is voice chat. WASD is move, space is jump. E is interact.

MTF want to save scientists/contain SCPS
Chaos insurgency wants to kill MTF, save D class
SCP wants to kill everyone
Scientists/D class want to escape.

How do you open the path between Gates A and B?

Euro server
server2.rin.wtf

>tfw as D-class betrayed the Mtf in HCZ and made my way the EZ and dodge 049 and his planes then got to mtf spawn just as they were spawning and got out.
my first time escaping as a d boy

D-class: You spawn in the lowest level. You have nothing. Your only friends are Chaos Insurgency (green guys), and they don't spawn at the start of the game, so you are shit out of luck for the first part of the game.
Your objective is to escape your spawn area, Light containment zone, get through Heavy containment zone, find the Entrance zone and make it to the surface, where you can find the escape area on the left-most side of the road.
To escape, you need to find a keycard that gives you checkpoint access (check the keycard description by holding tab and mousing over).
As a D-boy, there are two ways to find a keycard: Find one of them lying around the Light containment zone or find a gun and bully a scientist. They always have a keycard.
If your keycard doesn't have checkpoint access, you have to find a room with a big machine called SCP-914, it allows you upgrade your card. Use this as reference: As a scientsts, you are slightly better than a D-boy, because your friends MTF (blue guys) usually spawn right at the start of the game.
You can hide and wait for them or try to make your way to the escape zone the same way a D-boy would. Get a keycard with checkpoint access and book it to the surface.

MTF (blues) : Rescue scientists, kill SCP, arm and detonate the nuke. In this order.

Chaos Insurgency (greens) : Rescue D-class, kill scientsts, kill MTF. In this order.

SCP: Kill everything, don't let them arm the nuke.

Map is divided as such:

Surface > Entrance Zone (Intercom is here) > Heavy Containment (2 SCPs, Nuke room here) > Light containment (1 SCP, D-class, Scientists and 914 here).

>people getting into 914 does nothing

>when you hear something breaking behind you

It's okay 049 I left you locked in 914 with 4 O5 keycards

Thanks lads, hopefully I won't end up fucking over a game unintentionally

honestly, messing up is half the fun

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If anyone needs a server

73.68.20.85 has 6 free slots.

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So how long until Pewdiepie comes by to ruin everything?

What are the interactions like in this game? Do people actually try or is it just KOS faggots?

depends on rounds

in scp cb it did
i hope it will in upcoming updates

>Ever playing on a non-Cred Forums server
Is every fucking retarded here? Cred Forums servers are chill and since they're only posted here you'll only get the same kind of people you fucking idiots.

depends on the player, the game encourages RP a lot so different teams often work together, but NTF and CI are almost always KOS

>hiding in checkpoint corner till NTF passby
>retard D-boy next to me sticking out like a sore thumb
>he gets killed and NTF checks my spot and kill me
AAAAAAAAAAA

I don't understand why people make games on Unity. It is such a pile of shit.

It's cheap and easy apparently

Which server has a high player count

>71.63.72.162:7778
>locked in 914 with 2 d-bois
>already heard 3 different MTF squads getting slaughtered outside
>help please

This is our home now, we love it.

>3 zombies fell into the pit under larry's containment
this is worse than 914

>Any lag whatsoever makes the Tesla Gate nigh impossible to pass
Wonderful fucking design, nerfs fucking when?

>tfw no mic and no idea what I'm doing

>tried to make a run for it
>d-bois got dinged by doctor
>alone in 914 now
>help please

same........ same

i'm outside, just let me in!

what server should i join

More people needed

How do you escape as D-boy?

Literally the only thing that works in 914 is the keycards.
>Tfw some d-boy was trying to ruse me into dropping my pistol in it

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*whistles*

Where are you guys playing?

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>I bamboozled them
>ran all the way to the surface alone
>escaped and became MTF
>10 chaos guys spawn and immediately shoot me down
god damn it, what the fuck.

This game is gay anyone want to share pics?

why is this full of polacks

Join 71.63.72.162:7778 if you are NA

think a group of them must've joined

fuck you Ark-Ril you fucking nigger teammkilling retard
Game is fun tho

just got killed in shadow land thx larry

PEANUT WHAT THE FUCK

Who opened that fucking door

YOU KNOW THE RULES, AND SO DO I

rest in peace

A FULL COMMITMENT'S WHAT I'M
THINKING OF

>doctor tries to resurrect a dead body and I close the door to lock him in 914

Anri of Astora, why did you take the BTF if you don't know how to use it. You killed several scientists and your MTF team.

Though non Cred Forums servers actually have majority of it's players talking and using their god damn mics.

Evoc is good,no retard people and rarely a kid.
I dont give a fuck if you are too shy or autistic to use a mic,if you have it. Use it,if you dont like your voice,use a voice changer. How hard is it to do that?
I occasionally use a voice changer with freakish voices for fun,some people like it and play along,others just politely ask to turn it off.

>all NTF is in the broadcast room memeing
>larry comes in and kills everyone

Still here. Maybe someone could open the door? Nothing to do but shit post.

What is her end game?

>Doc opens the door
everyone fucking runs

Everyone talks and there's bants all the time in the main Cred Forums server 71.63. what fucking horseshit are you spouting

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I joined 71.63.72.162:7778 but I think I'm the only one in here

I dont play in that server.
Is it a US one?
I'm an eurofag

I am there too.

Well there's your problem, it's filled with yuro Cred Forumsirgins and not Chadmerican Cred Forums users

And now listening the nuke.

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like 3 people in there lmao

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join 71.63.72.162:7778 please

Joining NA servers makes my game lag quite horribly sometimes even with 160 ping which is relatively low from Balkan to Murica'

>join 71.63.72.162:7778
>only 3 people
>spawn in as D-boi
>no scientist
>run around and open all the doors trying to find literally anything
>can't do shit
can you niggers hurry up and join this fucking server already?

>round with all the D-boys making it topside
>server crash before any could make it to rescue

Wait until 8-10 EST when it gets filled up with the people who were just playing all night again slowpoke

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8/20 join nigs

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Sex Lord is the Peanut I want to be.

>spawn camp furfags
>they get upset because spawn camping is against the rullllllles ;_;

>tfw mic glitch and cant talk

This is the server with the easily butthurt rulefags

>Two Larrys

>find the first MTF team with a bunch of scientists in heavy containment just 3 rooms outside of the checkpoint
>tell them i know the exit
>only one follows me and some other MTF
>doctor with his airplanes meet us in the entrance zone
I tried.

10/20

Dunno what's so captivating for some anons itt. It's alright for about 20 minutes but there isn't much of a game here.

>77.100.90.203
>1 connected

Play with people who aren't boring faggots.

What a fucking round

Me hiding with 1 other D-boi in scp 914 to escape MTF to get caught by larry

>106 FUCKING ANNIHILATING ALL CI

>be one last NTF
>kill all chaos fighting something RADICAL
>find one lone chaos guy who activated the nuke
>run with him to the nuke silo to protect the nuke
>kill him near nuke entrance

NNNANI

Why are Chaos boys so much better than MTFags?

What do you guys have your persistent servers running on? Do you just leave your PC on 24/7 or do you rent a VPS?

chaos bois have the advantage up close, but MTF has advantage in the HCZ because of the nightvision and long hallways.

Anyone got a good UK server?

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?

PLAGUE DOCTOR YOU ARE THE WORST PLAGUE DOCTOR YOU ARE THE WORST PLAGUE DOCTOR YOU ARE THE WORST PLAGUE DOCTOR SMELL

WE WAITING FOR THE GATE TO OPEN MTF

Stay mad

Also nugget traped in nuke room gg

wow peanut and doc both trapped. terrible SCP gameplay

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why do i hear a man screaming sometimes?

It's me fuccing ur dad lol

FUCK OFF TO FUCKING SERIOUSLY

Stay mad, faggot
Why don't you go spam all the fucking KC:D threads or something

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106 containment, the femur breaker

oh my

yet another victim of the disease

Holy shit how will user ever recover

>play peanut
>can mildly menace scientists and d-class personnel
>as soon as someone sees me with a gun in their hands I die

10/10

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>Install game
>No sound
>Game is in 1/3 FPS

Hating my laifu right now

You're not supposed to play Peanut like a lumbering ape running straight for the other player. You're supposed to sneak around and ambush people as they're coming through doors or around corners. That's why his footsteps are so quiet.

*blocks ur path to 914*
What do you do?

>had to contain larry myself

SHOOT MISRIAH ON SIGHT

>take 3 keys as D-Boy
>get pocketed by 106
>die leaving all the keys in his hallway

welp

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>it's a "NTF hogs the intercom and mic spams until CI and the SCPs group up and try to take over" round

larry was nearly dead and running away from 3 chaos lads

Several slots open in 73.68.20.85

>That's why his footsteps are so quiet.
You can literally hear them from a mile away,fucking anxiety everytime when you dont know where he will strike and you got minimum two paths to watch.

>last MTF alive
>no idea what I'm doing

Make perfect jukes like I do with the rest of you gay monsters and boogie my way up to the surface

>You can literally hear them from a mile away

Not nearly as loudly as Radical Larry or other human players. If you'r running or someone near you is talking you can easily not hear him skulking around.

Larry is the best guy to stop that, it's why I stay in the upper level when I'm him instead of clearing the 914 room. That one feels too cheap.

71.63.72.162:7778 - Sarge

How goes the SCPing today, anons?

Sarge is the hero we need to remove NERDS

Did anyone have that webm of all the D-class waiting in front of the door to 914 before SCP-173 appears and they all walk out in an orderly fashion leaving one inside? If possible, with sound? Saw it in the thread last night

This. Mr. peanut blows if you're just trying to chase people but he's fantastic for surprise attacks. A few rounds ago I stood just beside the door out of Light Containment and snapped six or seven necks before the big ball of D-class coming through even know what was happening.

>get MicroHID
>fire it at NTF bitch trying to kill me
>nothing happens
>friendly zombie saves me, escorts me out
Thank you zombie but now I can't swap my inventory

173 is also the most fragile SCP by far. One non-stupid CI or NTF squad sees it and it's toast without the backup of other SCP.
It's main "role" is to kill the civilians pretty much, after that it's a risky business.

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the trick is to work together with other scps

SCP dating sim when?

How about you kill yourself you tranny

It uses the same fusion ammo as the NTF weapons, those glowing cylinders.
it also takes a shitload of time to charge but supposedly it can kill any SCP the discharge comes in contact with.

give me quick rundown about this game
worth a download ? i dont know anything about scp stuff

Well I was hoping to respawn as CI but the entire game bugged out on my sorry ass.

>mfw I was there
you have no idea how much screaming there was.

>1 connected

see

yes that tends to be how numbers work

Sounds like you somehow got stuck forever in the charging build-up from the weapon. You can't open the menu when you're firing it.

>Your only friends are Chaos Insurgency (green guys), and they don't spawn at the start of the game

They can, it's just a low chance determined by the server admin. Default is 10%.

I can guess 90% of all SCPs which would be in that game

server2.rin.wtf

>be a D-boi with a red card
>making my way out, got the bulk of the D-bois with me and a scientist
>we all told the scientist we will let him come if he keeps looking back to keep 173 off us, since he was right outside card room door
>about to reach heavy
>hear 3 quick snaps in a row
>turn around and he's about a foot from me
>fucking scientist
HOW THE FUCK DOES THESE DUMB FUCKS GET HIRED AS SCIENTIST!?!?!

Reminder to shoot Zionist sex lord on sight for crimes against the furfag brigade

There's literally nothing wrong with funposting, so long as you're not racist.

I love being a scientist or D-boy.
Unless if larry comes along you always end up with a nice tale to tell if you survive up to at least just heavy containment with the other guys.

Is this game actually scary or just unintentionally funny?

Glad i didnt leave the room now fucking Dbags

More funny than scary

>D-boi
>follow nerd
>D-bois get to the gun before the nerd
>shout "SHOOT THE NERD! SHOOT THE NERD"
>kill the nerd and take the card to the atm machine
>another big head nerd appears
>"KILL THE NERD KILL THE NERD"
>fulll on virgin uprising
>nerd opens the door to the peanut with his desperate attempt at escape
>nerd escapes
>peanut breaks two necks in the choas of it all
>the once fully organized revolt devolved into choas
>we all split off
>decide to follow two D-bois, one with the gun and the other with the card
>peanut follows us and we run like hell
>make it to the elevator
>big fucking relief
>as the elevator door opens, the first thing I see is a CI
>"WE'RE SAVED"
>before I can even finish my sentence, I realise that the CI was not trying to save us,
>CI ran into the elevator with the plague doctor right behined him
>I'm the only guy to get killed, I hear gun-boi and cardbro running off into the distance screaming
>spawned in as NTF
>tfw

I hope you two made it out, proud to have died for something so glorious

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Sometimes the former but mostly the ladder.

Kind of both really.
It's mostly funny a lot of the time, but it can be legit terrifying when your slowly backing away from 173 trying to keep eye contact.

>last survivor lost in heavy containment
>holding C and sprinting every 5 seconds, making sure to avoid footsteps
>NTF spawn message starts go go on for 15 seconds
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

maybe because it's a polish game

71.63.72.162 down?

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Get in.

>77.100.90.203
Other server went down, hit this one up

siemka kto pl ? :DDD

Did serb die?

>t. Seba

106 freaks me the FUCK out because of the noises it makes, peanut just looks funny and good doc has powers that are too generic to be really scary.

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Internet dropped, restarted router since it wouldnt come back.

Should be up

>spawn as nerd
>10 D-boys swarm me, one has a gun
why did they even add scientist jesus fucking christ.

get back in here nerds

SMFKRS is a team killing piece of shit. Just a sad little troll. Kill him on sight.

>Just got killed as the doctor 5 minutes in
I'm so sorry fellow SCP

Thats why poles are brazilian tier players
>hurr durr game made by pole so everyones speak kurwas:-DDDD

I was the chaos that killed you. It was super funny.

Can I say it was the lag?
It was my first time playing a SCP I'm sorry

>he doesn't go lone wolf D boy

This is literally the only way to play as a D boy

>enter polish server
>'WHY AREN'T YOU SPEAKING AMERICAN??'

lol you mad?

>lone wolf D-boy up to the surface
>NTF spawn in as soon as the elevator arrives
every time

D boys stick together you pleb.

You know that everyone's gonna change their name to that to annoy you, right?

hopefully you are not this dumb irl

This is why you should go through the CI gate instead. It's way safer.

Fuck you, nigger. My fellow D boys are only to be used as bait at the beginning for 173

Oh no, how will I ever recover.

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8/20

More like some polish twats tried to make /v server polish and failed

Fuck rin.wtf went down

What engine does this run on, Unity? The movement and shooting feels like shit.

By getting team killed.
circle of life

Shoutouts to 049 and the zombies who I saved by shutting off the nuke at the last second

>this gets added in the cafeteria
>what do you do

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JOIN

73.68.20.85 need more D-boys

youtube.com/watch?v=TRgdA9_FsXM

>When CI and NTF work together to blast a SCP, then immediately turn on each other.

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come on guys!

>Most of my CI squad gets dunked on by 106 and 173
>Run away with surviving squad mate after 173 chases an ntf
>Forget I have 11 health from an ntf firefight
>Shatter my legs jumping down the stairs in the server room

Thats not a piping hot dominoes 2 topping pizza.

How do I voice chat

> become nerd
> game crashes
Do disconnects count as deaths so someone can loot bodies?

Q you dumb nig.

Q

pres q butan

what server are you on i'll come on and call you stinky you fuck

d-do you hold it or press it

No, you just disappear.

Should they add friendly SCPs?

Hold. There is no feedback that it is working, so you gotta ask if someone can hear you.

Never used push-to-talk before? Hold it

No, get your waifu shit out of here.

God i want to fuck that SCP so bad.
Too bad she'd dissolve my dick

It can be anything you want.
Ofcourse what am I even talking about,it's a totally normal pizza box. right?

>grounding my ntf team for say lame ass shit on the intercomm
>they kill me
wtf team?!?

reminder of who's coming soon boys

no.

Yes. Not those ones tho.

They should add this guy:
scp-wiki.net/scp-999
He is a friendly slime that has the irresistible desire to heal things that are hurt. If someone is hurt, he just goes near them and start healing.

P I Z Z A
youtube.com/watch?v=CJEoASUMZbI

Yes, some SCPs should be at odds with each other.

What server are all the fun people on??

Swamp girl is not for lewd.

they also killed our d-boy who i had handcuffed

Any basics I should no before jumping in?

No, but they should add 939 for micspam fun and 1048 with an upgradable bodyguard.

Maybe I'm wrong but wouldn't 173 just snap the necks of both 106 and 049?
I don't think it has friends.

999 is in the gmod spc game. Its pretty cool because you can heal people but its also shitty because you dont really do anything

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He also shouldn't move when they're looking at him
SCPs are too buddy-buddy in this game

106 and 49 also have zero reason to be friends, but details like that are overlooked for the sake of gameplay.

Were should he start?
Should he be with MTF? or D-class?
Also he should also be against Chaos.

Any servers running 30 players?

The mob of 19 D-Class is a fucking blast even if it break the game sometimes.

That is by far the most absolute drivel I have ever read on any website ever.

Dev should add Larry the Llama
scp-wiki.net/scp-1545

>Larry's suit can spawns rarely in light containment or entrance rooms
>If any human player puts it on they die and become Larry
>It's an SCP that's completely harmless as it has no means to attack but it's incredibly bulky (think 173's 2000 HP with 106's bullet resistance)
>Its quirk is being obnoxious as its microphone is loud as fuck and has x5 the normal range of other players', and it's so big he can just block doorways by standing there
>He can just follow people and make noise to attract hostile teams or just fool around
The ultimate shitpost SCP.

starts with scientists, some scientists and NTF spawn with something to carry him with, only objective is to survive.

You need a hug user?

>999
>Not superior 2295

not as cute

>It goes over to dead D-class and starts crying.

Is this the ultimate mommy SCP

>tfw spawn as as 106 with over 200 ping and no one can get me

the way I would implement 999 is that I would have him have a heal on left click but a "tickle until the person dies" button on the right click so he can attack chaos and NTF because they have scary guns

objective: save Scientists and Dboys
"Tickle" NTF and Chaos

To those wondering its 458

Nope, this one is
scp-wiki.net/scp-597

>when you're so radical you start lagging through walls

The range and damage of the SCPs are so fucking inconsistent it pisses me off
Whenever I'm an SCP it takes multiple hits to kill anyone but everyone else seems to instakills me from like 3 meters away

>Can't tell if fetish. or birthed from a nightmare.

>Tickle to death
Doesn't really makes sense for its purpose, tickling should just reduce movement speed and disable the attack button for a few seconds.

999 is completely friendly and impossible to kill.
He is so friendly that they literally let him run around the facility every now and then.

He is also fearless. They tossed him into the containment for 682 (crocodile thing) and it beat the shit out of 999, but it just shrugged it off and kept trying to play with 682. It doesn't seem to be even capable of holding a grudge.

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>be D boy
>hide and steal 4lvl card from nerds upgrading it
>run away loosing fellow dboyz and nerds
>avoid doc and peanut by attosecond
>only i and nerd make it until we found chaos boy near the entrance
>afterwards run away and change to chaos

GET REKT NERDS

Is there a sound version of this?

>they left someone in
>THEY LEFT SOMEONE IN

>Spawn a scientist
>Get into the 914 room
>Faggot steals my card by hiding inside of it
>Just follow him beacuse he now has my lvl 5 card
>We juke 173 and eventually make into the entrance zone
>Chaos stops me and shoots me inside the comm room
I hate being a nerd.

Ah, thank you

I'm left in the elevator but my teammates left, what happened?

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
YOU BE SAYIN
HOL UP
YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ ZAMBIEZ AND SHIET?

73.68.20.85 boys get in

Makes me wonder how it would react to 106 since that thing's a disgusting death loving sadist

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>Play as Doctor for the first time
>That euphoric feeling when 914 opens up, filled to the brim with scientists and dboys that had no idea you were there
That was great, surprised I managed to live to the end considering the BFG shaved off 60% of my HP right off the bat

If it made 682 laugh,what makes 106 any different?

Ninja-Turtle Fags

Whoever is the grizzled commander on MTF you're fucking hilarious
>"What you running from over there huh?"
>"ZOMBIE"
>"A phucking zombie? That's what you're afraid of?"

Is this basically a slightly less scary Containment Breach with multi?
And 682 isn't?

>home improvement sound starts playing

73.68.20.85

game needs elevator music

682 is 999s half brother

nigger

nigger

>as d-boy strike deal with peanut and open 914 for him (and apparently the doctor who was close by)
>as mtf kill my entire team to shitpost on the comms, meet larry and try to strike a deal but he does not wish for this and so sends me to the shadow realm

karma?

I hope you NTF boys took a screenshot of the doctor and me stuck in the wall?

How the fuck do you know the way in any part of the level, trial and error?

>the doctor kills you but doesn't revive you

OHHHH YOU PUT BOOBS ON IT NVM SIGN ME UP YES!!!

>all servers either full or empty
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like this "both sides of a story" thing going on in these posts.

You're not a real man until you survive with 0 % health

But this is funposting
Just not your kind of 10 year old level of fun

the layout is random. literally just get lucky. lucky you find shit quick, or lucky the SCP/CI/NTF don't find you. it's all luck

EU server where

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>escape pocket dimension
>spawn in front of 5 CIs

Well fuck it's a goddamn maze in there and I still haven't fully figured out what the POI are in each level

You do recognise dead ends eventually, especially in the offices

>do same thing
>but as Dboi
>they shoot me anyway

>escape pocket with two NTF
>one bro sacrificed himself heroicaly to contain something radical
>we escaped, found a doc
>went for nuke room
>somehow i killed chaos using grenade near doors
>fucking chaos and dick boy behind us

in terms of weaponry the CI shit all over the NTF and their paintball guns so hard it isn't even funny

ntf destroy in range

>literally a single person in there
Does Cred Forums just not play on EU?

only indoors

if NTF wait for chaos on surface, it's EX clap due to their superior range/scope

Down long corridors NTF slaughter CI thanks to their night vision scopes.

How do you use the intercomm?

Im from EU and choose to play on US. 150ms but screw this

Hold Q

Q

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77.100.90.203
6 players in

6 so far.

Do you have to tune into a radio frequency to hear other radios or will you always hear all frequencies regardless?

I have never heard anything on any range other than short

> get stuck in the elevator
> doors never open but i can go up and down still
> can hear people in the elevator with me
> cant see or interact with them
Is this a bug or what

What's the deal with 71.63.72.162?

Camping the stairs in the spawning area as SCP-049 is just free kills

What do you mean? The server being always full?

Guess I'll stick to SR unless told otherwise.

Most of the time people are using a mix of SR and local voice chat as NTF though I've seen

73.68.20.85 join, not full but there is people

anyone that actually entertains the idea of a console war or posts wojaks is who those people are

Can't connect to it and it's not stating the reason.

>Be MTF
>Radical Larry rapes squad just as we enter
>Try to escape using elevator, but Larry gets in with me
>somehow evade him in the elevator and bait him to go outside while i go back down again

weird

POST YFW YOU'RE THE LAST D CLASS

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If you're on this server 67.176.48.190

there's a lvl 5 card by the 106's contaiment room (which is open). go there and kill that motherfucker.

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There's a small child on this server if anyone is interested.

Is nobody talking in 71.63.72.162 or is my audio just fucked

>049 can't trap personnel for 16 hours!

I thought 20 was limit!

They're talking now

Rejoin, happened to me earlier.

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It's a bug, yes. If there's an admin on he can respawn you if he feels like it and knows you're stuck.

I like 30 mans too, but seeing people bitch about mics not working every other post isnt worth it.

Once they fix the mic issue I'll run two 30 mans in stead of two 20

>D-rush through the whole fucking map after everyone juked 173 in the 914 room
>We contain 106
>We rush for the entrance, everyone besides me and other guy go in the wrong direction
>Think we're about to escape
>Fucking Doctor was camping entrance zone checkpoint
IT'S NOT FAIR.

New server please.
Last one had a fucking 5 year old I wanted to rape.

I feel like 049 is OP, but also feel like him and 173 are also extremely squishy against a semi competent MTF team

Can Long Arms talk to other people yet

He's demonstrated the ability to talk before so honestly he should be allowed to

His brother 49-j should be added too

What's a good, not overpowered CI spawn rate? I figure 50% is too high since there's always a lot more Class D than Scientists already. I was thinking of doing this:

ci_respawn_percent = 35;
ci_on_start_percent = 35;

gav is hiding in the underground armory

Is there a way to play the game on the same PC that has ServerMod installed and running? Every time I try I get the cursor lock glitch.

Make a copy of the SCP folder, launch the exe from a folder that is not running a server

>2 peanuts
is this a bug or what

>Dboys steal cards or open the door to the plague doctor

Fucking retards, I didn't forget your names.

Did someone share the IP or are there literal 5 year olds lurking the thread?

Alright who had sex with the peanut

youtube.com/watch?v=gcmtFdwPz3k

Admins can force change people to whatever they want, although this game is so buggy I wouldn't doubt it can just spontaneously happen.

Me and 3 other d-boys ran right past and made it, but we didnt know where to go do we got slaughtered

Probably admin fucking with you

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Why are there no women in this game ?

>join a random server
>spawn as D class, sneak into heavy containment when NTF pass through the entrance
>hide in a server room next to the nuke elevator the entire game
>it feels like an eternity while NTF kill every SCP and chaos and are looking for me as the last D-Class
>10 more minutes pass and they still can't find me
>they decide to finally activate the nuke
>didn't leave anyone guarding the switch
>deactivate the nuke with seconds left until detonation
>massive butthurt ensues
>10+ NTF rush down to the nuke room where i am waiting
>"do your worst, i have already won"
>they execute me summarily and tbag my corpse
>get cursed at in the next game lobby

good times

>CI sees plague doc at the checkpoint and shoots his whole supply of bullets at him
>didnt hit anything because he was trying to shoot through a window

>nuke
>only blows up the facility and not the area outside of it
This doesn't make any sense. You're not telling me the facility is that far down are you

tfw hard of hearing and friends are having so much fun in this game while you can't partake in voice chat

Because you're playing in Cred Forums servers.

who wins if the nuke just ends the game is a lose state for everyone? who would ever turn it on, other than to just end the game to try to get SCP next round?

I mean female toons. Is SCP not an equal oppourtunities employer ?

>be scientist
>team up with D-bro
>escape LC and HC together
>run into NTF group
>they shoot D-bro with no hesitation

Would that be unreasonable? It's not designed to blow the whole place up, a possibly surviving SCP could feasibly make their way up and out of a completely destroyed facility, but if the surface is still intact, then destroying the underground portions would simply hinder their escape immensely.

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Wouldn't it be a victory for D-class and CI?

restrained Bbois should be spawned in as NTF if escorted out

There's no real winners in the game anyway, the round just ends eventually. The nuke just kills a bunch of people and makes most of the map off limits, it might make the round end it might not. People do it generally to try to make the round end quicker.

human options are scientists, military, special ops and rapists/murderers and we all know women can't be any of those things

Pretty sure there's an SCP tale about Peanut multiplying and scouring the globe

no because they'd die too.
they are certainly winners each round.

>post yfw last d-boi alive

Someone post a server

Are you talking about that kid who kept saying he didn't want to be alive when he got turned into a mouldy boy?

Anyone knows what the dev forum for this game is?

Loli or shota?
It's possible it was shared on the steam forum or discord

>RULES OF HONOR

>tfw sick and can only communicate in coughs and jumps

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The team who survived in the surface wins.

Unironically this
The only chance for a women is if there were office worker characters

>they are certainly winners each round.
In what sense though? Nothing changes at all for them, and who it was isn't even announced by anything. It can only be sort of presumed from the conditions of a round end. Calling people "winners" or "losers" doesn't really mean anything since the exact same thing happens to both of them.

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Too bad d boys i already got all the cards in the light containment.

>that one D-boy barking and growling at everyone
>sees an SCP and doesn't run
>walks up to it and barks aggressively
>lives

>Constantly move through LCZ and avoid all the SCP's
>Last D-class alive, no scientists either
>Die to NTF squad

>scp is basically afk
>chaos gets deployed to find the one last d-boy
>two of them manage to die to a tesla gate

I love the sound it makes when you move as 173

Is 67.176.48.190 updated?

god bless ashton kootcher

>nerd
>find gun
>shoot Dniggers in elevators etc with other ned present
>kill count: 6

whats now, dniggers?

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>"whered you get that gun SCIENCE BOY"

>server I'm hosting is full

>In what sense though?
in the sense that their team survived and did what they needed to do to end the game?

if you weren't an idiot you'd realize this.

If all SCP, Dbois, and CI die, NTF wins. If scientists get out that's a nice bonus but doesn't really matter.
If all NTF and scientists die, CI wins. SCPs aren't on their list and Dbois are their version of the scientists, just a bonus if they get them out and it does not matter really. They just spawn in as CI. Same for scientists save for that they spawn in as NTF, which is why it does not matter if they make it.
If SCP kill everyone one, they win.

jesus. do you really need a big loud "CI wins" for you to understand that they won? go back to a baby shit game like CS

>tfw fever
>still calling people faggots in random spasms of coughs and sneezing

Kek that was hilarious when you executed the d nigger in the elevator

I'd do it but just jumping at shit seems more plausible.
And maybe an introductory cough when we enter the elevator

Never forgot, never forgive

I love this game.

>he doesnt use the console command to kick a random and join in quickly afterwards

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77.100.90.203
77.100.90.203

BRAVO UNITY

>group of 10 d-class plus a scientist or two trapped in the machine room
Every single game, it never gets old
It's never not funny to watch them all panic when 173 inevitably shows up

>152ms
Omae wa moe shinderu

DUMBFUCK SCIENTISTS WE COULD HAVE KILLED 173 IF YOU HAD JUST FUCKING STARED AT HIM INSTEAD OF CLOSING DOORS AND RUNNING LIKE BITCHES

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>The D-boys and me are locked in 914
>Radical Larry shows up and proceeds to fuck us up
>me and 2 others escape hell
>mfw we escaped prison by using larry

How is shyguy even going to work?
Is he gonna be an NPC or?

You know, this ding meme reminds of the T-Rex in Dino Crisis coming out of the elevating platform:
youtu.be/r2zzqzdZVZo?t=234

>Some guy get's on intercom
>"And now for the sounds of the 90s"
>YOUR LOVE KEEPS LIFTIN ME HIGHER"

>be a zombie
>dumb d class leaves gate b open
>NTF spawns right when I come up to the chopper
>kill 2 of them before going down

>get experimental weapon
>melt my fellow D-class and one Blue before getting shot
GET FUCKED PIGS

>intercom
>got rickrolled in 2018
stop
STOP
STOP

FUCK YOU

Any EU server in need of more players? I don't know which to join.

>in a squad of 6 chaos boys
>one fucking NTF takes more than half of us out
I'm not even mad I'm impressed

>be NTF/CI
>break into intercom
>call the opposing side faggots
Try and stop me

>become 106
>disconnect
>its a way of life

>SCOTLAND FOREVER
Classic.

My game crashed halfway through playing 106. It was perfectly fine for all the rounds prior to that

one ntf did all of this

>SCP detonate the nuke

>server is even mildly laggy
>unload half a mag of m249 into someone
>doesn't hurt them, they kill you around a corner
>playing a zombie is impossible

some guy spends the entire game telling people i didnt close the door quick enough last game

>No friendly fire

This isn't reddit.

>be 106
>all is well until I CANT FUCKING MOVE
>ntf all gun me down and slowly kill me and i can't do anything about it, not even teleport away
ITS NOT FAIR

>player ABLE has joined the server

What is the best server for sarge d boys

That was actually Ashton Kootcher who did that

We don't fuck with him, he acts stupid but he's an undercover boss

never 5get
streamable.com/3a4wq

>tfw cant solely play as D boyos
>have more fun as D boy than NTF/SCP
Why must I suffer so

Dumb question but how do you actually use the intercom? Just interact with it and speak or do you need to hold a button down? I remember trying to do it once but it hung up after like a second.

HOW DO I MAKE ZOMBIES AS PLAGUE DOCTOR

walk up to it and hold q

Someone said you just hold Q to talk like normal

just hold on Q and wait for the intercom to tell you that you are on air

Hold the talk button while standing infront of it and hold it down the whole time

>tfw brainlet

E

The game needs more server commands. I'd love to turn off random NTF/CI and have everyone come back as D-class/Scientist when they respawn. It would make escaping actually worth it since you'd still come back as NTF/CI.

Reminder to MTFs, the radio is useful. Even if you don't have a mic, you want to hear your team mates. Activating it takes 4 secs and then you're set until death.

what does the letters in the radio rainterface mean anyway?

Should just turn off respawning all together so death actually means something.

Dying as a D-Class means nothing as you literally get the exact same thing as if you escaped
Dev needs to remove respawning and have a timer that if the game goes on for to long everyone loses

>not regularly surviving long enough for the radio to die even on SF

Set up Virtual Audio Cable for shenanigans y/n?

>its a no NTF use the radio not even on SR episode