Game.exe has crashed

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>discord
die tranny

>Put FoV slider up by 1%
>''You need to restart the game for the changes to take effect.''

>Game.exe has crashed
>restart the game
>Game already running

>Game crashes every time an explosion happens
Thanks R6Siege

>game freezes
>stop the process with ctrl+alt+del
>start it up again
>it's now windowed for some reason

>pc gaming

>Terrorist hunt daily
>Shoot rifle
>Sound hangs
>BSOD

Last time i did daillies for terrorist hunt.

kek

>alt tab out of game
>game goes back to windowed
>go to options, click on fullscreen
>game.exe has crashed
>won't start again

>derailing thread
no

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>game freezes randomly on trying to load a save

what the fuck am i looking at here

Unironically shitty programming

This drives me fucking mad. How come there are games that do it flawlessly and others that shit the bed? You'd think it's something every game had to do it effortlessly.

>change gamma in a game's video settings
>quit the game
>desktop still has the new gamma setting

>game crashes
>it sends you to a level select

>alt+tab
>come back to game
>you can't click or do anything
>have to mod the fucking game to fix it

>game runs alot better in borderless windowed than fullscreen

Every fucking time in Dark Messiah, how the fuck can the game shit the bed when you just want to end the process?

>Turn on subtitles
>"In order for changes to take effect, the game must be restarted."

>Game freezes and plays a loud looping screech through your speakers/headphones

Is that pea soup with a fucking scone in it?

>alt tab
>still can hear the music from the game

>"change resolution"
>it's still 1280x720 stretched out

pea soup with a meat pie

>game crashes
>hl2.exe has stopped responding

wtf

Annoying when you're taking a quick fapbreak because you saw a titty ingame

Dumb vargposter

>old game runs with 15 fps
>"disable human interface devices"
>wtf
>it works

>close game
>no process in task manager
>sound keeps playing

>Game freezes
>try to bring up task manager
>it's hidden away behind the game that just froze.

>alt tab game
>it crashes
>windows theme changes to win98

>desktop get stuck at 800*600 after exiting a game, fucking up your vidya icons ordered by release date and comfiyness.

Was 3D blast the only game to do this? I thought I was a genius to find then but now I know it was prolly because of me spazing out on the controller in a rage.

>game crashes
>PC BSODs
>restart
>Doctor Watson Postmortem launches

Probably faulty memory deallocating.

>sticky keys message pops up

Micky mania threw you to a random level if you managed to fuck your game

>need to restart the game to change it

Audio playback is buffered.

>open game.exe
>credits roll

So fucking annoying

Name one (1) game that does this? You can't, huh? That's what I thought you piece of shit.

desktopok

>Open Task Manager
>Settings
>"Always on top"

thank me later

Sup Kingdomcome.exe

Not him but Xcom2, Killing Floor 2 and LEague of Legends. Probably alot more I havent played.

thanks

>Playing a N64 game
>friend accidentally trips over the controller wire.
>GEDDAN

>Open KF2
>takes forever to launch, and even then has a chance to crash
>alt tab in a game
>70% chance of crashing

what the fuck is wrong with this shitty game

FUCKKKK

brb checking my desktop gamma settings

>field of view
>its a slider without numbers

>load up the ini

>game requires you to install games for windows live

>game is loading
>game.exe has stopped responding would you like to close it
>can't figure out if it crashed or is still loading

>Can't save it because Windows is protecting the file even though you're the fucking admin

>game crashes
>black screens
>ctrl+alt+del
>it's behind black screen
>win key to bring up taskbar
>click on task manager
>it shows up
>when you go to mouse over it it goes back to full blackscreen

>FOV slider
>its vertical FOV

>Windows update fucks up controller settings

>game crashes
>web browser opens itself

What is Fallout New vegas?

>uninstall game
>web browser opens
>please fill in our survey to tell us why you uninstalled
>we're sad to see you go :(

>game with both single player campaign and online multiplayer crashes on launch
>"plug anything into your PC's mic slot lol"
>it works

this sort of happened once to me except it was on windows startup
>turn on computer
>screen is flickering every 15 seconds or so and i cant do anything
>no applications running so i check background processes
>error messenger thing pops up, uses like 60% of my CPU and then crashes creating another one and doing the same thing again.
>have to unplug the PC
>never happens again

>crack is a smiley face

>using the console to take ownership of the file and feeling like a computer wizard

>graphics settings
>resolution
>that's it

>Game keeps crashing
>look for a fix online
>Can only find one place and its a forum that posted a fix
>Try to click link
>need to register to download
>Register
>need to make 15 posts before you can download links
>make posts
>Click file
>file deleted

It's still the active window even if you can't see it or click on it. Just press Down then Delete on the keyboard and it'll terminate the first process on the list which is usually the game you're playing.

>change resolution
>it still has black bars around the screen

>anti-aliasing on / off

Is there any reason for thisß Do devs seriously use vertical more often than horizontal FOV?

>game won't run unless you have windows media player open in the background

For what purpose.

>fov slider
>its maximum is 75
Fucking why

>game doesn't work unless you manually install GFWL
FUCK YOU LA NOIRE

>"nevermind, fixed it :)"
>"ill PM you the fix. Thread closed"

>have an obscure problem
>find a forum with same problem
>nvm I solved it
>no description of solution
>thread locked by admin

>Windows is searching for a solution

has it EVER found a solution?

>go on website
>"Hi, we noticed you're using AdBlocker-

>vertical FOV

>invert X-axis

>exit TF2
>hl2.exe has stopped working
Every time

>game won't let you save until you installed GFWL

Fucking bioshit 2, never have I seen a bigger FUCK YOU to the player

>Adblocker Blocker
>Adblocker Blocker Blocker

>game keeps crashing
>look for a fix online
>none to be found
>create a new thread on some forum regarding the problem
>no answers in 3 days
>finally get a reply
>xXXSaSukEBoY666XXx with 5434534 posts: "I don't know the answer to your problem lol"

I dunno, I tried googling it but I'm too much of a brainlet to understand that shit.

Killing Floor did this to me yesterday.

>''Works for me :^)''

Piracy is illegal
Locked by admin

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Furries4jesus
Hell is my life
You only see blood when a ninja cries...

>Look for translation patch in old gbatempt thread
>still in progress
>check 6 years later
>thread is still sorta active
>still in progress

>it fucks up the game and you need to close it

>no borderless mode

>game breaks when you play at higher than 60 fps

>Do devs seriously use vertical more often than horizontal FOV?

Yes. I vaguely remembering hearing internally vertical FOV is used for optimization reasons, it avoids having to do divisions or something like that that are necessary when working from a horizontal FOV. I don't know. I don't do graphics.

>find half-finished translation patch for pretty obscure VN
>creator seems pretty much dead and nobody else has interest in translating it
>check back a week ago out of curiosity
>he's back at it and it's supposed to be finished this winter

>game breaks when you play at higher than 30fps

>following translation
>the one guy working on it spends his time getting jerked off in discord or crying about trump on twitter
>it's 80% done™
>you could have learned Japanese in the time you've been waiting
Can't wait for SMT If...!

why is that? I just dont understand

Very skilled and intelligent programmers like to tie physics to the fps
Fuck Vlambeer

Some games like ones with an internal clock have their time tied to fps. like if the game is supposed to run at 30 and you unlock it to 60 it will go up twice the speed. Or some games like dead space have physics tied to fps. Causing ragdolls to spaz out.

>make what could have been one of the best twin-sticks ever
>lock it at THIRTY FPS

...

You HAVE to tie physics to framerate, it has to be at least equal to the current framerate as a minimum. The issue is that you can have the computationally expensive variable tick rate physics or the much faster fixed tick rate physics. Most devs opt for the later and then put a limit on the framerate. Attempting to operate fixed tick rate physics at something other than it's intended tick rate can have undesirable results, i.e. it often breaks things.

Basically, it's that optimization thing that you people are always whinging about devs not doing.

>Launch old game
>Main menu running at 6300 frames per second
>Computer catches on fire

>stack trace:

kek

>piracy is illegal
lmao at americucks

>Game keeps switching to 640x480 during every prerendered cutscene and you have to reset it everytime after and it asks you restart the game when you do.

>have toaster
>lower resolution
>game for some reason runs worse

Arma.

...

SAUCE ON THE PIC

>game crashes
>steam says I'm still ingame
>cant restart the game
>cant find the exe in task manager
>cant close steam ''waiting for game to close''

Same happens with me on Day of Infamy but with textures instead of rez.

>realize the screen ykuve been staring at is actually a plate of spaghetti and your mouse is a spoon

The shame is strong if you fapped to something questionable.

strife 1996

>play STALKER
>have to do some other shit, pause
>come back after a while
>can already hear jet noises
>not even in my room yet

...

you can disable that

I WAS EXPECTING SOME HOT BARA KNIGHT NOT AN ACTUAL GAME user

What the fuck, what game?

>play intensive FPS game
>wear headphones
>hit shift 5 times
>BEEP BEEEP BEEEP
>sticky keys message pops up

>game.exe has crashed
>check the log to see what went wrong
>check the log
>BigCawk.dll stopped working
>google: Game Name BigCawk.dll error fix
>only one fixed post in a forum
>"your video card is out dated, get a new computer poorfag"
>me

>Boss speed is tied to CPU

>can't change game settings from the launcher
>changing a setting requires you to restart the game

>game speed is tied to frame rate

None of this ever happened.

see
and then see google

>weapon durability is tied to frame rate
>enemy damage is tied to frame rate
>everything else works fine

>game crashes
>Proceeds to make the most unholy cacophony your mortal ears have ever heard.

youve changed my life user

>game crashes
>the internal parts in the PC makes a shrieking noice