Name a better OTP

Name a better OTP
Pro-tip: You can't!

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haha i'm also pretending to be gay did i do it right Cred Forumsros xD

>i'm also pretending to be gay
Cred Forums is very gay. Trapfags think they're straight but yet they're attracted to dick.

>pretending

I'm a sucker for RevaLink.

LinkSidon is great too tho.

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pfffft, it isn't gay because when I wear a skirt, I'm a girl

What a minute
That image...
nice set

Please. They didn't even give Kass fully voiced lines like Sidon, proving how unimportant he really is. Stop being delusional.

I want Twink Link and Fucboi Wander to make out

>nipples on non-mammalians
Good. Hate this nipple-less shit.

Both are fine if the nipples arent gross looking

This, Cred Forums was made for gays by gays and even to this day the mods baby them like their own children. It's not a joke.

Cred Forums is not gay, it is just a very loud minority. It's easy to tell because the same few posters will post the same things over and over, such as claiming that their Link x Sidon ship is canon and that every incarnation of Link was homosexual.

Link x Me

Pic related

It's not canon, that's how you know it's a good ship.

The best pairings are the ones the writer did not intend to write

Ha! Homophobes btfo!

>tfw no repressed bird boyfriend

Are we just doing sfw bara in this thread?

Cheap dick-less knockoff.

Sidon is the ultimate bro. I don't have to be gay to enjoy his company, he would probably be my wingman to pick up Zelda.

Literally every character other than Zelda is unimportant, Sidon isn't on screen for more than 10 minutes at most, you never see him or the other guardians again after their respective divine beasts.

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lol good

Reminder Kass is happily married with a WOMAN and has about 10+ kids

I'll be the one with the last laugh when you're burning in hell gay boy.

Done, where's my prize.

How does it feel to be a bigger faggot than the actual faggots?

You beat your meat every day and play videogames, user, so that's where you will be too. Except for the gays the hellish anal rape will be fun.

>ywn have harem of sexy demons in hell

me x lynel

Dunno you tell me, cock chugger.

>Zelda is the most important girl
>Everyone gravitates towards Kass, Sidon, Mipha, Gerudo Link and Revali instead


Jerkbird a cute.

>hell
That was a C*tholic invention also a misinterpretation of the word Sheol

any male and female pairing

Angels can be sexy too, user!

/tips menorah

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I'm not sure if this is an edit...but I really hope it's not.

>my kass post gets deleted when this thread remains

hmmmm

Did you post Kass so that the thread would not remain or something?

Falseflaggers are the worst.

Cause Sidon is BEST BOY!

That's what you Kass niggers get since all you did was shit up Cred Forums for months before BotW got released, making the game near fucking impossible to talk about.
Go fuck a blender.

Kass is shit. Mods have good taste.

It is unfortunately. I tried to do it in the game shortly after seeing the image last year.

i-is there more

Will that new sableserviette ever be uploaded?

What the fuck is goinf on in this thread

The most forgotten character

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not true both kass and teba wives are forgettable

This, that digimon was my childhood crush.

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>tfw

I like Teba but I wouldn't call him the most forgotten. Yunobu is. No one talks about him.

you post the same thing all the time

sauce

Rhondson and Hudson?

does there happen to illustrations of such a situation. I need them for reasons.

>he'll never fill you with eggs

i also want this

>the one where Zelda gets bokoblin'd
Wish there was an alternate one where it's slut Link instead

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>most forgotten character
>posts his friend instead
poor poor harth

Dude same. He was like one of three early indicators that I was into jacked sexy dudes. Him and Venom.

You mean the cropped image? Or the lewd that I wrote?

mild jej

>not wanting to be EGG'D

The latter or something like it.

why not both

What do you think those eggs smell like? haha
I bet they smell bad haha
Link would probably really embarassed pushing them out haha Can you imagine?

I was younger than 5 when I found that out. I spent hours in a comic book store looking at muscular dudes in skin thigh clothing.

It's an edit, but the real thing isn't far off.

>they smell bad
Hate to talk about this stupid fetish but fish eggs do not smell bad. Predators love the smell of fish eggs.

i keep hearing the same shit about yoshis.

Because while I can give the images where the crop comes from there isn't anything from the lewd I wrote. There might be in the future tho.
imgur.com/a/QJ6dD

So he just spergs from seeing link in his boyslut outfit?

>implying you didnt self-delete it

Why would the mods delete your video game related post while non-vidya threads like are up?

Yoshifags are also scatfags.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

this is fine also

For me it was the part in the original power rangers where Tommy is evil and he was working out at the bench press. I remember having my interest piqued. Then when Venom showed up transforming and breaking out of the prison cell I was fully enraptured by muscles.

thank bro

Sidon was too much of a pussy to top Link.

Why the fuck did I have to find out about this.

He spergs from seeing Link period.

This. Fakegays are so EPIC.

Dude eats people and shits them out. Should have seen it coming.

I can't, Sidlink is pure and canon.

rvbnsfw.tumblr.com/tagged/link
There's a comic about this actually.

This, though I doubt he would take the little highlian dick, link would probably power bottom him

He would give Link encouragement blowjobs and bottom for him to keep his morale up. But I feel as he continues to age and grow as a royal Zora he will become more aggressive and start dominating Link.

oh well at least they can't take away my enjoyment of the games.

I ain't making a tumbler account just for one link
upload that shit nigga

You don't need a tumblr account, and you're missing out on porn.

Tumblr is absolute garbage, but its a great source for porn.

>pretending
Cred Forums is a gay board. if you aren't gay you genuinely are not welcome here, or any other Cred Forums board except maybe /s/.

Still waiting for the Zelda getting futa urobosa'd

>this tumblr may contain sensitive media
>safe mode is on
?

>cavity searches
what?

Hetshit is inherently bad and immoral.

why am i gay

How many husbandos are too many husbandos?

Don't. It's still not too late to stop

So turn it off then.

cynthia x dawn

Why are you heterophobe and not just gay?

probably prenatal hormones

That's like asking a 40k Ork when there's enough Dakka

Are you saying you have more husbandos than Gabu?

the optimum version of this ship is where Link is trans/a cuntboy so he has two holes for each one of Sidon's cocks

The only thing that matters is that anything less than 1 is too little.

No one here is pretending to be gay, Ive sucked dick for money and I dont regret it

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REMOVE

Whatever the number is I refuse to believe them

Tumblr made me more conservative desu. Their pseudo-feminine looks and tranny shit disgust me.

I'm a loyal and faithful guy. But every once in awhile you're in the mood for something different than your usual menu item.

At the end of the day though you always go back to your favorite.

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>nipples
why do faggots do this

I keep forgetting the name of this artist, he did a shitton of hot Dante artwork

We like nipples, not empty chests.

Cred Forums has/had the same slope though

Sounds like the optimum version of Link/Revali with Link proving his worth to Revali by giving him an incredible dicking in his cloaca

>Orc thread is removed instantly but this thread is still up
hmmm

>You have no brain cells but you can still type

Hm...

I only browse Tumblr for the porn.

Haven't even followed anyone or made a post.

Reminder that Link is a sub no matter the situation

I'm sure you do faggot, but heterosexuals like me prefer to rub my hands down a fishman's smooth scales as I listen to their heartbeat and cuddle together to share warmth

Smooth nipples would be the same, faggottron.

throwing insults are we now?

Revali is too tsundere and prissy to be dominant

Have you ever had your nipples played with? I had insensitive nipples for most of my life, then I started working out and they suddenly became extremely sensitive, so much I would probably even be able to orgasm from nipple stimulation alone if I had enough self control to not start fapping after a few minutes of it.

I want everyone to feel that good so of course I want every hot humanoid species to have nipples.

just report all the fag images, they'll delete it eventually

If it's not a male orc thread than it's not worth having the thread up.

You're triggered by people sexualizing your gender. You're basically a male feminist.

Reporting will never be enough. I will not rest until all gays have been put to death irl.

So many straight threads to go to and yet you still stick to gay threads like magnets, like a big strong dick rubbing against a tiny femboi cock hiding under a pair of panties

(You) live a very sad life.

fuck you i don't use tumblr how am i supposed to find the setting that turns it off?

cool beans bro good luck with that.

Link is a gay cutie.

Straight people are just very accustomed to wanting everything to be about them. Not a single solitary thread not aimed at their sexuality is allowed to them.

it was a male orc with a female elf OP
asking about what games show orcs in a postive light

I just want to complain
also that this OTP is shit and force

Just ignore them, they are obviously a false flagging bi-fag shitposting in this thread for entertainment. Bifags are the true scum and must be killed.

you mean shitposters

>it was a male orc with a female elf OP

Mhm. And were they from a video game?

Sidlink is the first and only canon pairing for Link.

her legs look weird

Mate just create an account, follow some nsfw artists like redgart, dizdoodz and Szadeck so you can get a feed of porn. Or don't, you can continue to lock yourself away from porn if you want.

>vydia boys thread quickly deleted
>hunk/bara/furry thread is still up
Can you post more Link while I cope with my anger against mods?

>it was a male orc with a female elf
>female elf
You cuckfags need to hang

no they feel rubbery and gross, and that's before they get hard
heterosexuals such as I prefer frictionless surfaces when rubbing against our fishmen
it's simply a purely mechanical advantage, nothing sexual or wrong about it at all

Mods and jannies are bad people, we know this. Just enjoy the moment, and never give them praise because they do not deserve any recognition.

>heterosexuals such as I

but they deleted boy thread. That's a good thing.

mods are scum

By the shading alone you can tell this is a porn artist

>implying nipple stimulation even matches up with the pure bliss that is electroreceptor stimulation
absolute faggots, let an expert heterosexual tell you how to draw your fishmen

it's not cuck if it's just intersspecies

Do you prefer your ideal boyfriend to be smaller than you? Or taller?

will 2018 have as many cute boys as 2017?

Everyone dies anyway.

I’m 5’3 so I’m gonna be the small bf no matter what

I think short guys are cute though

I don't mind as long as he's soft and kind of dumb. Also a cute face doesn't hurt.

>hurr you don't have to create an account
>durr you need to create an account
Which is it you double niggers?

lmao manlet
want fuck?

Sugarcoat it all you want. It's cuckshit.

Small. As someone who dated tall guys in the past they are awful at sex and just not fun.

Sex with small guys is fucking amazing

Truth be told I didn't knew they automatically enabled safe mode for people didn't had an account, that mode is one week old. So yeah sorry for the wrong info, the comic is good tho.

I second this. the can be wild in bed. maybe cause they have something to prove.

Nothing is worth a tumblr account.

Either way, the fags are getting unbearable, fuck this thread.

>hating on homosexuals
i wish newfags would leave

it's free porn dude. But you can be a little bitch about it if you want.

short boyfriend is best, but only if i've been shrunk to a few inches tall

small

I'm almost 6'5" so taller is out of the question, as much as it otherwise.

>*as much as I wish it were otherwise

Freaking hell I want Venom to go wild on my ass.

I wish Phausto would draw him more t.b.h.

I get tons of Grindr messages every day from people calling me cute and baby boy. No thanks. It's weird people are attracted to me though, I guess small skinny boys are in