How do you respond without sounding mad?

How do you respond without sounding mad?

NGWP

>n-no u

?

gg

Haha me too

sorry

Report them for being toxic :)

gg hard

>y-you too

how can it be gg if it was ez? I don't undrstand

GG means get good

ez as ur mum

You say nothing
Then do this

Yeah and lol means little old lady

>having chat enabled
Enjoy your fruitless attempts of impotent twaddle.

ree fug u

SEETHING

MAD

Why not just play singleplayer then?

It means lots of love. It's appropriate for condolence messages on Facebook.

this. annoying passive aggressiveness always wins in the end.

ez

ggEZ

GG very hard.

>send friend request on steam "well played dude, etc"
>follow him into games over time, not directly, give it a few days
>Go GG EZ when he is in the enemy team

Most of these fags get butthurt really fucking fast, the salt is very amusing and annoying them in chat is even better.
Lock up your profile comment section, they will try to leave salty comments.

I explained them why i fucked with them. The biggest fun was with eastern EU scum, they are somehow always the saltiest in every game.
I hate them with passion, they ruin a lot of matches with retarded behavior.
When i felt especially evil, i posted screenshots of their most retarded chat messages. Some are even too retarded to delete stuff in their comment section.

>Deaththreats raining in on my chat
>Im spamming GG EZ on them

>faggot kills me a million times and spams "ez" every time he does so
>kill him once
>say "?"
>he stands in base shit talking everyone, including his team mates instead of playing
>they lose the 4v5

It was a Yasuo too

>oi fuck off mate
you'll sound australian and you won't sound mad, just australian

何?

Report and move on

>unironically playing league of legends

Imagine being so salty about 'gg ez' you make up some story about your epic troll revenge to tell Cred Forums days later

!r player shittalking

Game is over, you leave the game and go back to queue, you have grinded for 6 hours so there is 4 more before bed. You feel no salt, as after many games you have learned to not have a emotional connection to the current match you are playing. You win some, you lose some as in this matchmaking you can't always get the best allies or easiest opponents. You just keep on developing the skills you have to reach mastery over the game until the matchmaking takes you to the higher levels. You don't expect the games suddenly to get better, no. But that is not why you play. You play for personal mastery and nobody can hold you back.

I only play Hanzo.

>mate
>not cunt

let your inner australian talk

I like to go with my favorite response, "Fuck you, you rancid dick sniffler

I dunno, why not?

You just don't respond
Then they look like attention seeking faggos

Gg

I was a bit too butthurt about gg ez in my tf2 starter days, thats true. Over time i got gud and didnt get triggered about the chat.
The fun of pissing them off actually kept me doing it some time.
Bad that you never feel anger and think that acting in anger is something bad. Uncuck yourself and dont be a passive bitch your whole life.
So i guess...
>GG EZ

:^)

I don't even know why we even have chats and shit like that when all we say is gg.

They're just video games kiddo

>Bad that you never feel anger and think that acting in anger is something bad
>Uncuck yourself and dont be a passive bitch your whole life.
*tips fedora*
well said, well said...

Get good enough to dominate them so they say "GG EZ" ironically as a coping mechanism when you buttfuck them.

>mfw i type ggez when i lose

So this is why people spam that every time I win

oh fuck i mistimed that post

>gg no rEZ

I've never understood how people get triggered by this.
What really rustles my jimmies is admins with baseless and retarded hackusations who ban people because they can't believe someone with a better than 1.5 k/d isn't a hacker.

>join online game
>play non ranked modes
>everyone insulting each other
>everyone screaming and blamming each other
Why do people get so mad at video games?

>join game that isn't even esports
>people still getting buttmad

In tf2 people with no mic sometimes write stuff thats usefull for the game. Well i do once in a while. You can turn them off, but then the game feels kinda empty.

Hehe, show them, my friend! Good words.
You are a good fedora tipper!
I've sent you a friend request on reddit, we can tip some fedoras together as killer team xD.

Works like a charm on them eastern european cockroaches.

I was just bad and salty about being bad, i wanted to win. And when you are in that state of mind, you want to go aggro on everything.

Its a frustration response. I stopped playing for once in a while to stop my retarded mind from going into that mode and stopped minding if i lost the match. After a while i sorted my anger issues out and got better in a faster rate.

Literally preventing me from buying rainbow six siege right now

I report them and they get banned 90% of the time just a bit of counter banter

wp

can you get banned without using words like nigger or faggot these days?
I'm even affraid of doing friendly banter these days.

report them for toxic behavior

>lose match
>type gg ez in all chat
>laugh as my retarded teammates start sperging out at the other team

This
And the best part is that they come to Cred Forums crying like little bitches
>inb4 you are a little bitch for reporting
But I love them sperging over this

In tf2 you can use banter. Used very hateful comments on every race and religion, no ban to this day, after 1300+ hours ingame.
So yeah, friendly bantz will not get you banned there.
Overwatch, well, im not playing it ever, but i guess you will get banned there easily.

>racan game
>guys wins by a massive margin with a 20sec lead on everyone else somehow
>he types in "GR", which means good race

No fuck you it was not a good race how the fuck is anybody even that fast my car is just as fast and yet you can outrun everyone constantly you are probably cheating you fucking faggot fuck you.

Brofist my dude ;)
*boom*

I fucking hate anime posters but yeah I agree.
The term nigger is a ban sentence on most games.

>Wait, what does that mean?
>Oh, okay.

some of you faggots should have played cs 1.5

"gg"
>leave server
>report
>go on with your life

>I fucking hate anime posters
don't be mean

>lose match
>calmly admit defeat, congratulate the victor and reevaluate on what I could do better
>see this desperate loser trying to get attention from his team mates as his team mates eye roll at his trivial and milquetoast remark

>don't have a good game
>still type GG
why do people do this?

you cant, and if you do reply the longer the reply the more mad you sound

my is Komaru fat and Makoto not?

players today are fucking spoiled
you actively have a mute player option that is easy to access and areporting system, and you will still complain about how mean people are on the internet

why can't people handle defeats on most online games?
I'm talking about games without ranked systems.

sportsmanship?

Just say thanks. If you haven't spent the whole game being an ironic shitposter it will work wonders on them.

very rare on online games.

>15-14 their way
>2v1 our way
>kill the terrorist, team mate starts defusing
>kill him and instantly leave before i can be kicked or reported

they never knew what hit 'em

who else here /devious/

>tfw a friend gifted me siege so i don't get the buyers remorse i would have certainly gotten if i bought it

the time spent playing is considered a waste if it ends in a loss
even worse when they perceive the loss as "not my fault"

>absolutley destroy the enemy team
>they never stood a chance at all

>guy on their team says "GG"
>dont say anything back

Why did it go from "GG NO RE" to "GG EZ"?

Does anyone else feel weird that it switched so fast?

>match went fucking awful
>say 'bg' because that's what it was
>get told not to be a dick about it, despite the fact the enemy team were spawncamping and had more players on their side or wouldn't kick the fucking scriptkiddy

>ya dude I'm LARPing as ur mum

gg ez is more taunting because you imply you didn't even break a sweat and they are trash while gg no re just means you don't give them a chance to have a win.

matchmaking systems basically killed it
you can't remake a game if it's made through an automated system

i write GG EZ to just trigger autists

>Being so butthurt over four letters you dedicate days of your life to trolling someone who doesn't give a shit about you.

"GG"
>lol your so angry
"what?"
>hahahahahaha

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU BEAT THIS?

The only salty one seems to be you taking this way too serious.

Bg

you don't

Gg hard

>win game
>stick around in post-game to watch the other team bitch each other out for 5 minutes

>every time I win
gg ez
>every time I lose
report my team

Any other answer is objectively wrong.

I don't know but this made me laugh
You are one giant faggot

I usually just accuse them of getting carried regardless of it being true, tends to trigger them

Depending on the situation. If it was a stomp, I'll take it. It would really be an easy game for them. If it was a close game, then I am already mad but just say GG WP like usual while seething behind my screen.

>lose
>still type gg ez
>people chimp out anyway
what is wrong with everyone these days

where do these chimppouts happen?
im from asia and i type ggez everytime my team wins and nobody cares

Maybe they no speak engrish

The only times I've been tempted to put
>gg ez
Is when I kept dying and felt like I was being carried while dying non-stop so someone on the enemy team, Or when I've been on such a losing streak.

When someone says ggez its normally becuase they were salty
Not all the time obviously, Some just say ggez out of habit or just want to be an ass.
Best thing to do is just ignore them and report if you're particularly upset.

y u bully

because you're fucking trash kid

I just say "yes" regardless of if I'm actually mad or not , and typically they don't respond

>faggot says "gg ez"
>i respond with "ya like your mom lmao"

>not writing gg ez when losing

>report my team
There are so many bannable offences in current multiplayer games and announcing reports STILL ISNT ONE
How massive games still didnt understand something fucking Cred Forums already understood 10 years ago? Fuckers will keep shitting the chat saying "please report X", regardless if X is responsible or not for the loss.

Make announcing reports a instaban, and the community of whatever game will improve immensely.

>Say nothing
>Leave game
>Queue up for another match to do the exact same thing

It's just a game.

>thanks

absolutely seething

This. It actually gets people banned on a game like Overwatch.

>play a game that has a really loose code of conduct
>only get banned when people say racist/bigoted/etc. shit
>mad shitters have to just deal with the bantz or gtfo

why are you mad in the first place?

this

SEETHING

What a bunch of toddlers

so literally every game that isn't esports twitch bait made post 2015?

So games with nothing of value.

made me reply

I don't talk to people.

This.

hate speech isn't free speech you fucking muppet

>people who don't write a full review of the round in chat
>just type gg
these hibbily simpletons I swear

>this thing
>Chad
lmao

I just respond with inane nonsense, like a brap post.

Because bots/AI are retarded and predictable, but players online are retarded and unpredictable which makes for slightly more challenge.

"lol" is literally my go-to reply in chat.
>guy insults you
lol = you're pathethic, I realyl don't care about you
>get taunted at
lol = are you angry? you really shouldn't be
>someone barks orders at you
lol = I play videogames for fun, not as a second job
>somebody asks a question
lol = the answer is obvious or the question is stupid/innapropriate

:^) works in some cases too

Yeah, Russians and Chinese especially are fucking hopeless at playing games but always chimp out the hardest when you remind them of how had they are, also if you call Putin a ladyboy

>enter game
>all mics disabled
>only type where the enemy is when i die
>never respond to anything else
>don't even say anything if a votekick starts on me

>Play a game that has no code of contact like CS:GO
>call everyone a nigger and post racial crime statistics in chat
>Rampant anti-semitism and trump horseshit
>nothing happens to them

Fuck this game. What the fuck is wrong with Valve?

>he gets mad at video gaems
chill bro

>try to make people angry
>call others cancer
?

>why you mad tho bro?
if he replies with anything
you won
>gg ez

Make thread after thread on the official forums until the company censors the phrase.

t. cliffy b

reported :)

I actually block people like you and don't talk.
t. eastern eu

Please don't be so mean..

I agree

Outplayed.

:)

'what does that even mean??'

retard