Meanwhile in bizarro Cred Forums

gravity on that planet would be totally fucked

Someone is playing Minecraft.
There are only spheres in this one

Breath of the wild is so underrated.
The amount of switch ports is a brilliant strategy.
PC, Xbox, Playstation, and Nintendo are all equally good.

undertale is shit

IT WAS HIS TURN!

did you have to get politicla you PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT KILL YOURSELF HANG YOURSELF AND GO FUCK YOURSELF
CUNT
NO ONE LOVES YOU
NOT EVEN YOUR OWN MOTHER
FUCK YOU

Top 3 most disappointing games you ever played, GO!

>Ghost Trick
>Deus Ex
>Dragon's Dogma

OP is a heterosexual.

I want a fucking xbone but shit is all sold out everywere. Everyone has one.

FUCK YOU BITCH SWITCH VOREPOSTING FOREVER
GGGUUULLLLPPPP
LOL SO FUNNEH DAB ON DEM HATERS XD

>Everyone wants cardboard kits, waggle games, and Pokemon games
>Nintendo gives us F-Zeros, Custom Robos, Advance Wars, and Wario Land/World Sequels
I mean, good on them for trying to appeal to people, but when are fans gonna get some love?

Looking forward to mass effect: milky way's sequel. Hope they make the cast even more diverse.

Video games sure are fun! Come on friends, let's all discuss our favorite gaming memories!

ayo is me, user (pronounced "ay-non")

yall been playin dat nb2k?? dat sheet any guud? been lookin to gets me sum bayskietbaul

right now now tho, currently, i been playin dat dragon ball zee wi de homies
dats ma shit fo sho! piccolo is ma niggguuh

>Custom Robos

I know this is bizarro Cred Forums but I still felt that one in my heart.

Hopefully next game we can milk Sara's ways.

Why do you dykes play as guys in video games?

FO4 is by far the greatest game to ever come into existence. The paid mods are absolutely amazing, i can't wait to buy my 7th copy on the switch.

Who fucking HYPED for Anthem here, lads? Based BioWare never disappoints

just played the newest trails of cold steel game, sure is great to have same day release in the east and west

JEWS ROCK!

youtu.be/k06lLDDe-b4

EA IS BEST!

Ike Perlmutter made Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite SO COOL!

Can I get a HELL YEAAAH for President Bernie?

Well if the gravity WASN'T fucked up and was normal, first up all the water and the atmosphere itself would reconfigure into great humps on the center on each side of the cube, trying to form a sphere.

So any landmass on an edge would be in outer fucking space.

>TF2 (After they patched out microtransactions)
>Tribes: Ascend (After they patched out the speed cap)
>World of Warcraft (After all those expansions, it still feels like the original game but bigger in scope)

Content Updates were a mistake

I wish CoD was a bigger series around here like Neps or Senrans.

What's the best game to play while you DRINK ALCOHOL?

The Sonic Adventure series was always good.

Oh boy, I am so glad we all actually play the vidya we shitpost about

dude booze lmao XD

Gone Home.

>they finally legalized the wet dream
berny administration has been fucking based so far

Ouch...

That's a good Bernie tat though.

Man that was a great game.

>female friend keeps hitting on me while playing video games
>don't know how to tell her I'm straight and not a lesbian
What do I do?

Friend, that is a good game to play regardless of the beverage at hand.

>Mario gets a mainline game every year
>They all suck in different ways
>Meanwhile Sega just rides the success of the 3D Sonics for years after release

How does Sonic Team do it Sisses?

Aw HELL YEAAAAH

Hey gals, dude here
How do I play multiplayer games, I keep getting bullied

Its kinda amazing that they dropped the ball so hard with Sonic Mania though.

It's amazing Mario is going to be in the newest Super Sega Bros.!

L O N D O N
O
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D
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You wouldn't get bullied if you got in the dining room and ate the sandwiches I made!

I really find it unfair how so many people refuse to play Overwatch even if it is free to play because it was made by Blizzard.

I LOVE VIDEO GAMES
I LOVE MAKING FRIENDS ONLINE
I LOVE YOU

A mere speedbump, Sonic Forces set things right again. Infinite was the best Sonic villain in years.

You should play it while buzzed or after a few drinks. That feelings of finally going home really hits you, hard.

It's a great feel.

I won't call you a nigger.

Now that dragon’s dogma is a hit in the west, do you think we’ll finally get monster hunter 2?

uhm dude here...
i just play with my girlfriend, that kinda stops people from harassing or hitting on me
we play Overwatch and Rocket League a lot, that's really the type of game that very much appeals to me

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who think Other M was the best Metroid
Bitch, have you even played Metroid or Metroid II: Return of Samus? If you take off the nostalgia goggles of how late they were released, they were FUCKING FANTASTIC MASTERPIECES.

They just gotta slow down with the 2D Sonics. Sonic 4 was a great throwback, but then they made Episode 2 and Runners, which were barely any different. Still fun, but a bit of that SEGA innovation would be nice.

My pothead dad kicked me out of the house when he found out I was drinking socially with my coworkers at a 5-star restaurant.

He told me not to come back until I quit my job and got a video game.

>get random messages from girls demanding that I let them ride my cock
How do I get these misandrists to leave me alone when I play online games?

Just let them ride your cock, slut. Dick of gtfo.

You sir are most certainly not a nigger!

But Other M finally made Samus a fleshed out, strong female character. That alone is enough to call it the best.

And you're a judgemental cunt

Actually quite interesting to think about.
Our intuitive understanding of surface inclination is all just reference to the direction of gravity. On a cubic planet the gravity would still pull you towards the centre of the planet, so it would feel like you were walking uphill whenever you walked towards a vertex. Passing over one of the corners would be like going over the top of a mountain and everywhere would feel sloped except the central points of six faces

Anyone else drink soymilk as your preferred gamer fuel?

>No cutscenes
>No voice acting
>Nonlinear design
>No QTE bosses
>No motion controls
>BUT THEY'RE STILL BETTER

user your opinion is your own, and I respect that, but I still heavily disagree with your assessments.

STAY BASED
STAY POSITIVE
KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO
BE HAPPY

I just don't see the point in entertaining the notion of alternate realities. And leave my vagina out of this, thank you very much.

But I LOVED shooting every section of the walls in the last two Metroid games; it was anything but headache inducing. Then Super Metroid ruined all the fun with the xRay visor.

GODDAMN I LOVE VIDEO GAMES!

Look just leave me alone

CoD is so underrated, I wish it was more popular so we get more games

>this low-effort thread gets lots of replies
>meanwhile, my vidya thread gets 0 replies
Fuck you Cred Forums.

Oh sorry I didn't realize you were a tranny, otherwise I wouldn't insult someone that's mentally impaired

>Thinly disguised manga thread
Just because you put video games in the op doesn't mean the thread is vidya related.

Who else is excited to see Mario Party at EVO this year?

Smashfags get rekt.

>2018
>not a tranny

Do you even bizarro Cred Forums? Let me guess, you're straight too?

>tfw can't play anime games on my Vita outside because women immediately come up to me and start rubbing themselves all over me
What's a guy got to do to not get so much attention? It wouldn't be so bad if they were pretty, but it's always the ones with big tits, round asses, toned bodies, and natural hair.

why would you EVER get a tattoo of a presidential canidate

Fart porn is disgusting and terrible. Kills my boner every time.

everyone thinks this

Dawn of War 3 saved the franchise

Bad bait.

Peeking in from the other side here, where the fuck do I sign up for this world?

But traps are gay!

HEY GUYS, DO YOU KNOW DE WAE XD

I can't wait to see the Primaris Marines in DoW 4!

no it didn't that game was awful, dawn of war 2 was the best one.

MAH SISTERS, THEY NO DE WAE

Guys I haven't drank soy in a while and I'm thinking about getting sex corrective surgery... should I go through with it?

Stop trying to force your shitty meme. At least post Milhouse if you're gonna newfag this hard.

Can't believe R*.
They've released so much story content for GTAV that I can't keep up, but they've totally abandoned the multiplayer. At least there's no microtransaction bs.

I can't wait for the Tau faction expansion pack.

im sick of all these speedrunners stealing my girl

>He's one of the 5 people on the world who bought GTAV

Rockstar a shit, play a real game from a real dev like Compile Heart.

>He doesn't like microtransactions
Let me guess, you think the gunplay of CSGO should be more important opening crates?

>He
>Implying guys visit Cred Forums

Why are o many speedrunners Cisgendered? like every year more and more identify as their biological sex. Are they just doing it for attention?

Could someone PLEASE tell Valve to stop making games?

Who cares? Nobody uses Mist anyway.

Only guy gamers have taste that shit. Guys don't even really like games.

Anri Okita isn't married and pregnant and is still doing JAV

Speedrunning just attracts people who aren't autistic. It's just the nature of the hobby.

Agreed, Half-Life 3 was their last good game.

WHY THE FUCK HASN'T GAMEFREAK MADE A NEW POKEMON GAME SINCE EMERALD!

Because Emerald was the WORST, durrrrr

Who else remembers this classic? I thought the original PS1 games were good, but this is way better than them.

Can we just take a moment to talk about how awesome Star Citizen is? I've been playing since launch and I love every second. You can get some really nice ships too if you've got an extra $5 laying around.

Emerald fucking sucked.

I am so fucking tired of all these attractive women with unrealistically large breasts in Western games!
And Japan needs to calm down with the asses, it's OK for a woman to have a flat butt!

I don't know, F-Stop was a fucking blast. I couldn't even have imagined it's mechanic was possible, let alone so damn engaging.

>Star Citizen, No Mans Sky, Yooka-Laylee
Is this the decade for great crowdfunded games?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

I want to FUCK BIOLOGICAL WOMEN

Instead they keep cranking out Advance Wars every other year, uyuyuy another Advance Wars.

I know, right? Senran Kagurass in particular is pretty bad about that.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

You are disgusting.

>Obsidian gets extra time to make their game and it's still trash even though it's bug free.
I hope EA buys them out and saves them like with Bioware and Pandemic

How many GPUs is too many? Thanks to Bitcoin miners, the industry has expanded much faster than the market can accommodate it. About to pick up my 4th for $100.

Who is Moot? We usually blame Tom for this sort of thing.

Hey I know that guy!

>realize this would happen in Bizarro Cred Forums
I have never said "I want to go back" unironically more than this time.

I'm regular Stormy

Boy howdy I'm decently socially adjusted and don't have a meltdown whenever I'm reminded black people or women exist!

Have you guys bought the new $20 backpack mod for skyrim yet?

Cool cube, OP.

Don't look now but there's a cisgendered white male right behind you, and he's white knighting at ludicrous speeds!

i love minimalist pixel art in video games!

Can you believe that those morons at Bethesda keep trying to release free mods? The quality would go right down the drain.
Glad we have Honest Todd working there still.

Why would you need to be reminded of that, when we're all women on here?

Man I really wanna jack off but this government imposed chastity is really starting to get on my nerves

Are you some white guy cisscum trying to fit in? Everyone knows Cred Forums posters are strong black independent transwomen.

loved it! man looking at that makes me hungry for subway, don't know why but I keep getting this image of a mouth watering picture

i like video games

>We will never see a woman like this again
Why did Ubisoft have to give in and push out More Rayman nymphs? I though Frenchies were good with women!

>Fire Emblem dead and buried
>Even as far back as Melee, Marth and Roy got removed in the international versions

What even was the last game they even made?

Why would the existance of black people annoy you? They're pretty much perfect citizens, always friendly and polite.

>subway
Ugh, dont remind me, Jared didnt need to be raped by those kids so brutally

>jack off
You're still a woman even if you went through ftm dyke

Post your furaffinities, I wanna talk to some of my bros on Cred Forums off-site, no homo of course

>We will never get a sequel

Ikr?
It's all huge tits popping buttons and muffin-topping over bras these days.

Why not? Its free, painless, and the penis works 100% like a real one, its a dream come true. Some men have even come to me for special favors because theyre into hot girls with DICKS

I LOVE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN AND DO IT ALL THE TIME

>It's yet another male joins the guild and completely ruins everything episode

When will they learn to fuck off from video games?

Guys, why doesn't overwatch have porn?

>Women get solid, practical armor.
>Men stuck looking like sluts
Eugh.

Sure, it is practical, but you must admit it kills the boner!

>Soyboy dev refused to make it easier
>Even after journalists couldn't beat it
>People are still surprised it bombed and was forgotten

Really, how can you not trust games journalists these days?

Can someone tell these AAA developers to stop making cartoony single-player platformers?
I'd like to play a competitive FPS sometime. Preferably with e-sports potential, and a strict meta.

Because it got BTFO by fortnite, just like how FFXV got BTFO by WoW's newest expansion, WoW: I cant believe its not Shit

Because nobody plays that flop, friend. Battleborn is where the fun is.

>Not Lawbreakers
Cliffy B must be drowning in money by now.

But dead games get the most porn.

It is bizarro world, after all.

>He doesn't fap to Vectorman on the daily.

thats so last year, sure Battleborn was badass and hobby grade but this is the year of Lawbreakers

>yfw you realize you will never be Anthony Burch

I think the dev was just fucking humiliated after that dean takashi guy one-shotted the game without getting hit just to prove a point

>Someone says GG in chat
>Report them
>Mods just tell me to gag them so I can't see their chat
>See the same person say something left leaning on Myspace
>Report them, surely they will get banned
>Mods tell me they don't care what players do outside the game

First there's barely any fps games, and the few that are there refuse to moderate every aspect of our lives. How can I have fun now!?!

What a shitty manga, lasted like a Year and the ending was just so terrible

>You will never be in an unstable polyamorous relationship

The anime adaptation made it look like a masterpiece though.

I'm tired of them making game after game in Lorule. I wish Aonuma would bring back Hyrule from ALBW already. It was such a cool implementation of the Light World from ALttP. Sadly even BotW just went with Lorule and its mainstay races of Kikwi, Mogma, Parella, Subrosians, and Tokay. Booooring!

The timeskips were fucking ridiculous, too. Crossing a fuckhuge ocean only took a single page, I wish that boat was more fleshed out.

he said bizarro Cred Forums

hmmm, sorry drumphie

Right? And I'm tired of everyone fellating Skyward Sword as the best Zelda game.

Well, whatanime is useless, as always.
What pokeyman movie is this?

>Forgetting about the CD-I masterpieces

Digimon: The lost Generation

Everyone takes those for granted. the Oracle games and Link's Awakening, though...

I watched all of 30 episodes of digimon when it first aired.
Total
Among all the series

And i still know you're lying

It's from the 11th movie: Fall of Darkrai

Speaking of the CD-i games, do you think we'll ever get another Legend of Zelda game with Link as the playable character instead of him just being the dude in distress? I like playing Zelda, but man...

>11th movie
Jesus christ on a pike with his dick in a vise

>Jesus christ on a pike with his dick in a vise
I googled this and all I got were pictures of Dick Cheney

STOP BUYING MY FUCKING GAMES

THEY'RE REHASHED CASUALIZED SHIT AND YOU SHOULD FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR ENJOYING THEM

DON'T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE AND BREAK THE FUCKING DISC IN HALF

>parroting protofag talking points
Everyone knows men can't fight for shit, you fucking HTW.

>she actually prefers meat over soy
Sonygroes I swear...

Don't tell me what to do, Kojima!

>google it
>mfw it's true
>mfw i have no face

>Dick
>Vice
It makes some sense at least

Don't be fucking sexist, user-chan. Out of all of Nintendo's storied franchises, only a SINGLE one features a male protagonist (Capt. Falcon from F-Zero) and even then he's sexualized as all get out with his F-Zero Suit Falcon form! Every single one of their others (Peach from Super Peach Sisters, Samus from Metroid, Zelda from Legend of Zelda, Lucina from Fire Emblem, Paletuna from Adult Paletuna, etc.) is all girls saving the guy. I'm sick and tired.

Nice Cred Forums spacing, faggot

>She thinks Samus is a girl
Beat the game fast enough and you find out that under the space armor it's a dude.

PS4 really is the console of choice for gamers! I can't believe nintendo and pc gamers are ok with 4 hour games that basically play themselves

All 7 people who bought it, anyways.

I just looked it up and
>ending only has Samus wearing a black thong
FUCKING NINTENDO

Do you ladies think in some alternative universe that pokemon franchise could have ever gotten as big as digimon?

Nah, Pokemon is too bare bones to be successful.

How do I stop having so many girlfriends Cred Forums?

Ugh, I hate accidentally clicking on /y/ when I try to go to Cred Forums.

Not sure, it's a trouble we all seem to have. >tfw forever occupied
Definitely don't go to /r9k/, they will only get you more girlfriends.

dick or GTFO, broastie

Ladies, can you stop leaving this place to go to reddit? Please stay here forever, thank you.

>tfw have so much fun playing games that I can't get anything done

Why are Dinosaur threads always so Comfy? i can't decide if Cred Forums or /an/ has better discussions about the subject.

Where the fuck am I? Why is everyone not suicidal? Why are people praising Digimon?

>every game they release gets better and better
How do they do it?

stop larping as a man you fucking lesbian

i still have no clue why blizzard is bringing out vanilla servers
vanilla sucked

Man, can't wait for based Todd to release New Vegas 2: HD edition. So glad he brought in all those modders to do the texture work.

We should uniroinically have a thread like this at least once a week. It heals the soul.

I seriously hope none of you are chestlets. Anything below DD you should just kill yourself.

I have a problem, ladies. I can't get dry. What do I do?

Forces, and arguably Unleashed, were the only good Boost games though

I wish we could finally get a real historically accurate RPG which takes place in medieval Europe. I would love to adventure in the front lines as a black woman, or as a black man and slay the oppressors.

Just be glad we got Forces, aka the best Sanic game of all time. Really removed the bad taste of that mania game...

WE

were

>Sonic fans: Elise x Sonic was hot as fuck
>Also Sonic fans: Rouge is ugly, would not bang.

ARE

THE

Yeah, the 2D games sucked, I don't know what were they thinking with that Mania thing. I'd call them Classics but that's going troo frarr. Also let's not forget Adventure. I think it could've been better with the boost, but the cutscenes make up for the rest of the flaws in my opinion.

fine gentlemen, oh my goodness gracious, yes.

CRYSTAL

I'm also getting pictures of Mel Gibson

fuck lolis
this image is wrong
anyone else play games and love to post about them and have ontopic discussion about them?

I can't wait to play Ryder's new game this year! The Mass Effect series hes really improved in the last couple of games.

I love my Nintendo Switch and its vast library of games!

You will love it, it's objectively the greatest game of our time.

No man over the age of 18 is dumb enough to buy cardboard.

These fucking whites are breeding like rabbits and spreading everywhere wtf, race war when?

We will first have to get past the joos as they are protecting the whiteys, you know how they love them so much. Also, stay on topic, this is Cred Forums related.

CHAMPIONS

Anyone else fucking love David Cage games? Beyond: Two Souls was such an enlightening experience, I can't wait to see what Detroit has to offer!

Totally agree! The character customization, exploring all those alien worlds and blowing shit up was great. Cora was the best. A human strong enough to be an Asari Commando, what's not to like?

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Common sense is not a gift, its a punishment. Because then you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

Oh look. we have a very respectable triplord in our thread! What an honor, please you are more than welcome to stay here, and not skadoodle to somewhere else, oh no!
May I say your username is very elegant and matches your dashing signature. Almost worthy of Reddit, but alas we will never be above them, as they are superior to us 4channers in every way.
I'm running out of fume with this intelligenceposting post that I just made, I will go and play some good mobile gacha games now. Cheerio

Thats a namelord, genius.

I love how we can just talk about video games here. No clickbait articles, no threads about has-been scam artists, no one screaming "SHILL!". Nothing but video game discussion.

GUYS STOP BEING ANONYMOUS

I hope everyone had a good day. Have fun with the games you like!

All women are queens

All women are queers

I will not touch that little girl inappropriately and also find myself a respectable girlfriend.

>Silent Hills is coming out this year.
I can't fucking wait.

It's a shame that MGSV got cancelled though, that game had promise.

user its ok to look from a distance just dont touch, never touch. I will find you if you touch.

>feels good to live in an era where MMORPGs rule over all other genres

I will never understand why this industry and Cred Forums keeps jerking off David Cage. His games aren't revolutionary. They're good, but not godsent.

>people are posting video games on Cred Forums instead of anime
I'm honestly just so tired of this
Can't we go back to just talking about unrelated media?

wow I love dobson

Outside bizarro I uh, I kinda tickled an 8 year old.

>niece watching toons on my laptop
>sitting on my lap
>caress her leg softly
>Shit nigger what are you doing?
>stop
>she grabs my hand places it back
>"Keep tickling me user"

user you know that was stupid, kids dont keep their mouths shut and also thats degenerate

Yep, it got worse, so now when she comes I'm going to tell her that there is no internet to watch toons

...

Ayyyooooooooo fellow nigga in da houuuuuse

Ayo yes ayo *smacks lip* basket is good, dbz is good kamehamehu ya kno' wacham sayin'?

You need to main gohan blanco tho, he top dawg ya kno'?

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye

ME user AM HATE VIDEO GAMES

i dun geddit