Keep yer feet on the ground

stay away from da voodoo

You come get da voodoo

>human windwalker monk in guild
>first few weeks of him coming to raid have ptsd triggered because of unknown Moonbrook huhs

INT'REST YA INNA PINT?

OFF WIF'OU!

WOTCH YER BACK

BE GUD

HERETHERE

WOTS ON YER MIND?

HOW'RE YEH?

YO

HUH

THIS IS OUR TOWN SCRUB

Y-yeah beat it.

>that feel when level scaling made it so I can do 80-90 entirely through Pandaria

My, you're a tall one!

>"Keep yer feet on the ground."
>sends you away flying on a gryphon

Can I show you my wares?

>Winds be at your back
>sends you away flying on a wyvern
>wind is hitting you in the face

Me not that kind of orc

>"Trust no one"
>I'm supposed to trust his word on that

Hmmm.. interesting.

>Embrace the shadow

pleased to meetcha

>uhhh...

>Does literlly nothing but be a dick sucking whore for power
>Gets BTFO when a true king comes in and is alomost executed on the spot Dark cucks couldn't do anything
>has to be saved by a 12 year old boy
Seriously why do people like her?

>leveling in STV
>random stealth woosh sound
>no panthers in the area

They probably snuck by you

Who the fuck likes Moira?

do they say different things based on your race?
like if i was a gnome and talked to them would they still call me tall?

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>use all your moves trying to hit them
>none hit them

UUUAAAAGHH OOGH *slight screen shake*

>that feel when remember when Hunter pets had Aggressive and would automatically break stealth as soon as they saw you for a split second

same voice lines regardless. i assumed my gnome was taller than whoever was saying it, but they're the exact same height except for like the gnome king

HOW ARE YA
Female dwarves don't exist

>Virgin
>Female Human
good joke

I LOVE FUCKING HUHURAN
SO MUCH

TOOOOOO MUUUUUCH POOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEER

>in stv
>no one around
>/laughs at you

>get sapped
>don't get attacked

*quest thing popping up under minimap ring sound*

play wow ascension

>rogue vanishes
>rank 1 rain of fire
>neither of the two rogues you just hit are the one that vanished

OIVES THE FOINEST WHARS IN THA LAND

Forty lions.

Light be with you

Tomorrow is another day

Get one or eight man. Hit man hard. Hit man more. Put man in fire. Eat man.

TWO FUCKING ATTACK POWER

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me and my wife's son love Stormwind!
halfbreeds welcome to Stormwind!

Why, if I have to share a virtual space with such mental giants as "Dtrumpkek"?

image is from elysium

i just like making characters and imagining going on adventures with them

>WE PRESIDENT NOW

>I love playing with the /vg/ guild

I once "imagined" an entire pvp video like my "pvp idols" at that time, with well structured fights and a song that syncs with my long cooldowns and everything. That was fucking weaponized autism right there.

literally everyone did this

She says queen regent, not ruler! God!

You can always kill him and camp his corpse.

Remember: patience, discipline.

>ganking in stv
>high warlord shows up with guildies

>leveling in nothrend
>sholazar basin
>as rogue

>questing in STV with alliance in the area
>12 hordies are camping nestingwary
>almost get killed but managed to vanish and stealth into the nearby river
>watch in horror as 6 other alliance get murdered infront of me

>Leveling in Hillsbrad Foothills.
>Majority of deaths are from ganks by female night elf hunters, rogues, or druids.
This is how I got my hatred for elves.

anyone else ever go to the opposite faction's starting zone and help lowbies there level?
/waveing to members of the opposite faction in relative peace was comfy

Glad you could make it, user.

>Go to Goldshire as Horde max level
>Act friendly, ignoring the low-level players while they're attacking you
>soon, the entire town is attacking you
>about a minute, health is low
>throw a grenade at the middle of the fight. Everyone dies.
>all the survivors are either using /cry or /laugh.

Watch your tone with me, boy. You may be the waiter, but I'm still your superior as a chef.
Steamed hams? I thought you said they were steamed clams

Ah a European wow player!

>be in westfall
>make group for Shadowfang Keep
>fly to stormwind
>take tram to ironforge
>run from ironforge to silverpine forest without a mount so you can do a dungeon that takes 15 minutes
Those were the days unironically.

One time at like level 24 I took the boat from Menethil Harbor went to The Barrens just to explore and see the Horde characters running around, doing shit that I should be doing.

>SFK
>15 minutes
The open courtyard and wolf pen areas take 15 minutes each.

it was cool seeing the dwarves in that digsite being friendly and even having a vendor

Big strong dude/tiny shortstack girl is always best.

>first time playing back in 2007
>got bored leveling a Night Elf hunter
>and by bored I mean I was retarded and didn't realize you had to feed your pet in order for it to like you enough to stay permantly
>run from Darkshore to Ashenvale
>level 40 something human mage rides by me on his steed, laughing and wondering why a level 12 hunter is in Ashenvale
>start seeing more and more Horde shit
>Warsong Outrider on patrol on the main road
>divert towards Felwood
>get killed by level 50 bears
>got lost spirit running and I deleted my hearthstone like an idiot so I can have more bagspace
>use the autounstuck and it puts in back in Darkshore's graveyard
>decide to explore more northernly, hugging the coast to avoid getting killed
>swim all the way to Northern Kalimdoor's tip
>realize I have to use autounstuck again
>put's me in Moonglade's graveyard
>see Tauren druids standing alongside Night Elves
>I start to think I've found a secret area where Alliance and Horde defectors work together in secret
What I'd give to be that naive about a game again.

GET GABBIN' OR GET GOIN'

i know you were a kid, and i was dumb then too, but jesus fucking christ.

>sitting at the character creation screen for 15 minutes
>quitting because you can't decide
>same thing 30 minutes later

>use all your moves trying to hit him
>hit 5 rogues at once

Me and my mate played hunters and would set up our PCs next to eachother.

We started getting PTSD for that rogue noise, if either of us thought we heard the noise we'd call "Rogue!" and both of us would pop flare, frost trap, shadowmeld, cat stealth and wait.

But then I started hearing that shit in real life. It's been happening for years do you think I

This.
>On website theres a side page called 'gadgetzan times'
>people that morph into skellies tell everyone its from noggenfogger in Gadgetzan
>Since it was a ~40+ area people with noggenfogger usually had higher level and cooler gear
>people talk about fighting there, guards and doing Zul'Farak
>Think its some neutral city on par with what new Dalaran is.
>trek across the salt flats as a lvl 23 hunter.
>see an encampment cresting over the hill as I leave thousand needles
>too low to do any of the quests
>no other npcs of interest
>place is a shitty desert

Killed my wonder in the game, i was 11 at the time.

Also I didn't know what "Bind on Equip" really meant, I thought it bound to me permanently so I never equipped any equipment over white rarity. Every few levels or so I went back to the NPC blacksmith and bought white tier armor and weapons.

I still remember buying scalemail off an NPC on my dwarf warrior

>start playing wow for the first time
>ran out of ammo at one point
>say oh well and never buy any more
>level up to 40sometihng using only melee, traps, a pet tallstrider named Stalky and LACERATE
>someone invites me in a guild and I learn how to actually play hunter
And to think I was convinced that was the correct way to play hunter because I kept winning pvp encounters with allies, but I guess those particular guys were more retarded than me.
>YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM ME NIGHT ELF WARRIOR, I WING CLIPPED YOU, NOW WATCH AS I BLEED YOU TO DEATH!

I want to impregnate a panda

>first time playing
>decide to make a Nelf since they were my favorite to play as in WC3
>rogue since I loved stealth games
>make the run to westfall for my poison(?) quest
>get infected with a poison that prevented stealth and lasted for three days
>three fucking days
>delete the fucker on the spot and made a troll shaman

>do you think I
A-...user?

>levelling my fire mage in BC, just hit level 40 or so
>come across some night elf Hunter, wreck his shit and cannibalize him for shits and giggles
>revives and tries to kill me, wreck him again a few times
>things are quiet for a while when I see Hostile paladin buffs in the combat log
>/target name, it's a ?? Human Paladin, but only on a 60% mount
>decide fuck it, better to fight that run and die
>sheep him and pyro, it crits for half his health, end up fucking his shit up
>spend the next hour corpse camping a ?? Paladin until he spirit rezzes
Good times. My first character took ages to level because I would spend most of my time either in endless WSG and AB matches, or in dungeons looking for the best gear so I could do better in BGs. When I hit 60 I straight up bought a few pieces of the Warlord set with all my spare honor which lasted me until 70.

how

Buy your niece a car

i have no idea what your are talking about, i can't think of anything that lasted more than a hour

>Buy your niece a car

WHEN YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND

...

I was mistaken.
It was SEVEN fucking days.

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>Buy your niece a car
Go fuck yourself man, fuck

Why are gnome girls so lewd?

wowhead.com/spell=9991/touch-of-zanzil

Took me a second

ur a faget

I'd fuck that midget.

>Back in business! Now to execute an exit strategy.

>it ain't me starts playing

you fucking cunt I can't breath

that was apart of the quest i thought, if you didn't finish the quest it would stay.

i don't get it

>immediately starts a series of very easy quests to remove it
okay

i miss vanilla...

HUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR

>have zero interest in retail WoW
>looking forward to WoW Classic like you wouldn't believe

i'm a retard aren't i
it won't be the same will it

i don't recognize any of the sounds because even though i played WoW religiously from 2004-2007, i always played with the volume off listening to daft punk or RHCP instead. rip

1:1 no I can safely say that now. At the very least there will be balances, and I think we won a vote to release all areas in Kalimdor/Eastern Kingdoms.

>release all areas in Kalimdor/Eastern Kingdoms
What the fuck does that mean?

I was in shit gear and every fight was rough. Looking back it was honestly a ragequit and a bad decision.
Oh well, had loads of fun on my troll.

>it won't be the same will it
Not completely, it won't. The mysteries of the zones and the dungeons are long gone.

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VARIAN

It won't be the same, but it might not be bad. Anons have had a positive time on private servers. I can't speak for private severs myself since I've never played on one. Plus my friends are pretty psyched about it. We don't see each other like we used to, so getting on for a few hours each week would be fun either way.

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furfag