SCP thread

GOD DAMNED NERDS

>d-boi
>sent to pocket dimension
>couple mtf blocking ways, still like 6 to choose from
>always pick up a gun and keycard just in case
>this has happened 3 times today
>3/3 for picking the right way
>also 3/3 for running into the doctor immediately after
fug

what is the best Cred Forums server.

If all are shit I can easily host probably the best FF on server in the east coast with my internet.

>Steal an O5 card from the nerds as D-boi
>Run off to the elevator on my own in the panic after we get found by the SCP's
>Get chased forever by a lone zombie before finally dying

Does anyone have the map

It was fun Zboys, too bad we got nuked

- Doc

>1 NTF stuck in detonation room
>all the rest is CI
FUUUUU

its random everytime YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCK OFF

Server disabled now.

inb4 kicked.

What happens now

the basic map that shows zones in relation to each other you silly boi

Maybe if you guys stopped shooting at the door he'd come out

shit, am i all that's left? coming out

>You are being watched
>Do not look away
>Do not be taken alive
>It is not human

...

Serber restarted

>be dead
>have 5 euro shekels on steam wallet
>decide to unbox so boot up tf2
>get this
>use it and its screaming tiger

Are any of the little girl SCPs even dangerous?

>Heavy containment is above light containment

Based car poster

It'll be the most affected area by the nuke if shit goes down, and it serves as a filter to stop anything coming from light containment

WHO CHAOS HERE?

Any server without shit ping?

>ff is off, dont hate
Why even post?

Awcy? > shit >>> (power gap) >>> GAW

>playing on non ff servers

How is this not boring as fuck???

sell it for the $10 its worth

US Server anywhere?
2nded

just to make you squirm, faggot

73.68.20.85

Where the 20-man FF servers at?

SERBERS WHERE?!

>be nerd
>have keycard
>find a second one from file locker
>go to 914
>get bullied by a D boy with a gun
>give them a card
>D boys go away after doing card business
>take out my own card
>D boys come back chased by peanut
>D boy with gun is back to bullying me
>Open up the 914 door and try to escape
>Almost make it away but die because peanut was waiting and had to run away from him, getting shot by the D
I tried.

Yo boys.
Someone made a new game based around SCP 087.
Anyone tried it?

Try this server fellow burgers
67.176.48.190

M O L D Y B O Y S

77.100.90.203

in desperate need of more BOIS

yeah 10 years ago when it was released

OFFICIAL SCP:CB TIER LIST
BASED TIER
>D-Boyes
>Chaos Insurgency
KEYCARD SLUT TIER
>Nerds
TRAP IN 914 ROOM TIER
>Peanut
>Plague Doctor
FUCKING FAGGOT LEAVE ME ALONE TIER
>Radical Larry
NIGGER TIER
>Male to Female

>Be Negro Task Force
>Lose my squad to doctor
>Decide to go rogue and try to pick off CIs
>Call their elevator
>Fucking zombie sitting in it
>Kill him
>Walk away
>Another zombie
>Kill him too
>Get shot by a squad of CIs

NTF really does suck

>killed by teammate
wow, that guy's an asshole

Peanut here'd how'd I do (memeparty server)

Stop shooting me then faggot

No this is a new one based on the same SCP.

FUCKING
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
GODDAMMIT THE NERDS FUCKED US

you ruined all my plans

>no matter how many times you kill radical larry and lock away the peanut that absolute fucking faggot doctor with his extendo arms is just gonna show up and nuke you
>then never revive you

I literally didn't shoot anyone
I was in the radio room, opened the door, and another MTF shot me

...

>D-class and Scientist easily the most fun to play with the most actual gameplay elements
>Die the fastest

ELDER GOD TIER
me
NIGGERS WHO ARE KOS
you

Can any cards other than the black one open larrys suicide chamber?

Would you?

Containment Engineer

What does he even do to you once he get's you into his pocket dimension?

:^)

77.100.90.203
new round

red

Brown red and black card

So which of these Keycards do you actually want?

I would. If you know what I'm montalkin about.

LAUGH IS FUN!
scp-wiki.net/scp-2030

Red card best card, black a shit.

In canon? He fucks around with your head and hunts you while has complete control of everything (time, perception, ect.) until he decides to [DATA EXPUNGED] you.

Is all this scp shit just games only? I've seen this scp stuff all over YouTube before and it looked more like it's more connected and related to /x/ rather than Cred Forums

Look at that smile, he probably gives you pizza, hookers and blows. You can totally trust good old one oh six. Yep he doesn't rape/burn/burn rape the lads he catches, nooo he just gives treats them so well they never want to come back the fagdation

Don't want to start a power thread but what is the strongest SCP?

>spook mtf by standing in door
>disconnected
FUCK

>"Don't hug the peanut!"
>"Its arms are reaching out tho-*CRUNCH!*"

The one that you literally can't remember anything about or describe

Of the SCPs in this game, 106 is canonically the most powerful.
In game, 049 is OP.

scp-wiki.net/scp-682-j

its a site that has a bunch of spooky items, beings, people...etc, and stories on it.

One of my favorites is scp-wiki.net/scp-3740

The supernova slowly making its way to the solar system.

Probably that one where its like a bunch of chains keeping a god sealed underground in some border-dimension. Cant remember the number though.

SCP is an online fiction community about a secret organisation that captures and contains anomalies and hazards items that pose threat to humanity.
It has existed for years and has grown a large cult following with games and a mini series being based of it.

SCP 682, it has the ability to return from nonexistence

There's the SCP that's cave to an alternate dimension where all life is dead, including 682, but nobody knows what happened to kill everyone

There's also the SCP with the big white things on the other side of the mirror

Also the satan baby and actual satan

only the black one so just spam FINE until you got it

red one is easiest to get with a scientist card
1:1 then fine
opens all doors except armory

scp-wiki.net/scp-2317-j

What game is this? i know the SCP genre but are we talking gmod or something else?

was that ?
I couldn't hear you guys sadly.

GO GET EM CHAMP

SCP: Secret Lab
it's free on steam

SCP Lab.
Its free so get it and have fun.

>get sent to pocket dimension with other NTF dude
>He looks me in the eye and team kills me.
Thanks, friend.

A true D-boi

67.176.48.190?
I saw that kek

>supernova slowly making its way to the solar system.
cheers

this one is so fucking stupid. You just know that whoever writes entries like these is just trying to one-up everybody else in powerlevel bullshit. 682 was already pushing it.

Secret Laboratory, free on Steam. Cred Forums has SL threads nightly

Nevermind. I thought you were that chaos fag that tried to kill me

I'd an 811
Especially after tossing an entire cow on to her

Fuck, that one is hilarious

>mfw no scp ss13 server
ITS NOT FAIR

If it ends in J it means it's a joke, user.

ye

>it's a "you manage to escape but hear people left behind beg for their lives as they get massacred by scps 1 by 1" episode

I was referring to the entire entry, not just the transcript. Unless 2317 is a joke in its entirety

Pretty sure he's talking about the one that the j is making fun of, which is indeed, really stupid. Its what makes that particular -j so good, really takes the piss out of the non j.

Whatever's at the bottom of 2317 is definitely strong enough to be a problem and might be the scarlet king, who is probably 682's bastard rape daddy
682 obviously
2845 is pretty apocalyptically strong too but mostly passive, if only because he has no idea what's happening ever and thinks differently from earth people

>Explicitly making a link to some mythic entity
The fucking writing really took a nosedive in the later series.

Honestly, this game with a bit more polish and development could look very much like a horror based 3d SS13. Different roles (sec/research/service/dboys/command), randomised SPCs and antagonists each round, each department have objectives for the round (make something with 914, recontain SCP-X, protect the staff from antagonists) and a bunch of other shit. Im just hoping the dev team gets some funding, because this is really well made.

MTF is fucking shit.
D boys shall rule!

>there's always a nerd up there bro
>trust me
>fucking peanut waiting for us
Thanks D-senpai

Wait, aren't the electrical fields supposed to be on the SCPs side?

Is there any visual feedback when you're pressing the voice key?

Imagine if he got put into the game. that'd make for some good laughs

tesla gates are a life-hating third party

>D-boy
>Hiding by heavy zone entrance hoping CI shows up eventually
>Fucking peanut and 2 zombies come in
>Zombies won't kill me until I beg because fuck dying to peanut

>Can't disarm MTF as Dclass
fuck

...

no

Speaking of Tesla, did you know Tesla has his own SCP?
scp-wiki.net/scp-2700

77.100.90.203
77.100.90.203

Kek

I was one of zombies, was listening to the pizza announcement, then peanut got mad and told me to kill you

Nito, if you're reading this, I'm the scientist stuck with you.

Zombies and a peanut are behind the door, and maybe a 106 too.

>some scientist's game glitches and he can hear SCP voice chat for some reason
>chase him for five minutes as Larry, while we both taunt each other the whole time

lmao, that's perfect

I know why VOIP is broken for servers with over 20 players.
Only the first 20 people to join a server have access to the voice channel. Any others who join afterwards can't talk or hear anyone.

Knowing this, should I keep memesystem at 50 players, or bring it back down to 20?

bring it back down to 20, this game isn't as fun when there's no voice chat

That explains my supergay situation.
It would be ok if you could hear anything going on and just not speak but total VOIP loss is ass.

i love this episode

Where the yuro server at?

682 is the biggest mary sue in existence

>Are any of the little girl SCPs even dangerous?

>Follow scientist after finding the pistol
>He has zone access
>Get into the lift with him to escape
>"See, you're smart, you followed me"
>Elevator opens up to 049

They're all dangerous user
All of them

they tempt you with cunny, so very dangerous

CRASHING THIS ELEVATOR
WITH NO SURVIVORS

71.63.72.162:7778
3 slots

That's the god damn point!
He's scary because he's so overpowered.
Why is this so hard to get?

So what do you think your d-boi did to become a d class?

That was the point. To make the biggest mary sue that it can out mary sue the other OCs that fags create

Winchester Mittens you the real MVP

posted on the WHIRRRRRRRR meme on Cred Forums

How do I get gud with 173?
I feel like I just can't get anyone ever.

239 is a loli that can bend reality into any shape she wants. her powers are limited only to her imagination
If she wanted she could just wish away all of reality.

This. 682 is basically the no fun allowed gatekeeper to remove shitty donut steels. One of the scientists even rode him like a bronco when he was decommissioning a Gary Stu.

Posted cognitohazards on Cred Forums

Sneak attack.
Hunt straddlers.
Get past line of sight.

He actually fucking did the whole of woody's got wood over the intercom god damn

>stay together is lesbians
makes me smile

>Only the first 20 people to join a server have access to the voice channel. Any others who join afterwards can't talk or hear anyone.
>join early enough to hear voip
>wasn't spawned in and forced to spectate

If they're the deadly kind I think that would get you a medal, not a death sentence. Like maybe not an official one, but the scp that gives out medals certainly would give ya one

could be cool to throw in a couple of randomized npc scps too
shit like SCP-999 thats not exactly dangerous but can be a pain in the ass to everyone it comes across

which are your top 3 messages from this?

>it is not human
>you are being watched
>someone else is here

There's nothing scary about that actually. Just annoying.

that's pretty good

dont go outside heavy containment.

>incorrect use of the word clip
gets me good

this, desu

If only

>tfw actually convinced the peanut to not kill me

>Team up with your fellow SCPs whenever possible
>Pincer movements are really helpful when you have SCP backup
>Remember that you have the quietest footsteps
>Always go for ambushes/flanks unless you think you can get away with a direct assault
>Distracted enemies = EZ kills
>Faction infighting = EZ kills
Good luck.

>Symbols have been compromised
How am I supposed to trust this symbol then? What if they aren't compromised?

no, I get it. I just think it's fucking stupid.

paliturian is precious

whats the name of the new game

are you the same garbage that loves all those world enders and snowflake designations on the scp website?

If you see it, it means it's true. If an scp created it to fool an MTF. that means it can compromise other symbols too.

Who can you talk to when you're dead/spectating? Other dead people or no

Is it me or are the spawns fucked up?
>5 minutes in-game is full of CIs and D boys with O5 cards

Wheres the balance?

The only other world ender I like is SCP 2399 scp-wiki.net/scp-2399
682 is not my favourite at all I just feel no one gets it.

I'd like a mode set in that Ikea scp in this game.

You can if you get a disarming tool

That'd be pretty neat.

i believe in you jenkins

Mfw THAT SCP cartoon series is making an episode based off the Ikea SCP soon.

only other dead people, but you can hear whoever you're spectating as well

>Forgot green text.
fug,

Everything is full...

Engaging sadness.

Man confinement is the shit. I love it, especially that the first episode starred my boy fernand

...

Not that guy, and not defending a lot of the writing on the site, but how is 682 any different from superman? Except that Superman:
>Is a comic character that makes a fuckton of money
>is lauded even though he is a rediculous character who regularly "makes shit up" as powers.
>Has done far more and been in far more absurd plots than 682, including all the background shit that even the wiki writers realized was 100% dumb shit later and retconned.

Superman isn't even alone, marvel and DC has a ton of characters who are objectively bad, but its a respected medium. Why? Because can draw worth from it regardless of the flaws. People like symbols, even bad ones. I don't mind 682, and even like the flak it gets, it encourages the writers, who do their shit for absolutely no money and just because they want to write stuff people like to think harder about what they're making. Does this mean someone should edgily stomp out 682? Absolutely not, they tried this level of shitty deconstruction in the 90s comic era and its commonly regarded as a dumb era in general. Keep the symbol, the lesson, let flawed characters exist, make better stuff.

Besides my taste is objectively superior to everyone here, and I say potentially XK-Tim Duncan is the shittiest SCP, because it'll be come rediculously dated very fast and didn't need to reference a real person to work,
but did so anyway.

Too bad it did nothing to quell people from making such SCPs. It's basically one of them now.

Playable 939 when?

Playable 323 when?

All servers are full shit

>field commander 049 and sarge's zombie squad
If that actually worked out and they found a way to use field tactics against the MTF that would be some legendary shit

>it's another 173 episode
oh goodie. I love being frozen in place while an entire squad of furfags unloads on me

It's surprisingly well written. Could easily be on Adult Swim or something.

That is why you use the fucking corners and close the doors.
SCP173 is for ambushing, not attacking head on.

My dad is the dev, he said the next SCP to be implemented will be some kind of rock, tell you about it later. Bored now.

Meh. It kicked Abels ass. Thats worth a laugh

more like 093 map when?

Cursed fucking image

>but its a respected medium
you probably lost him there

>That ending.
youtube.com/watch?v=JApOnppva1U

Who was the retard who dropped the nade on the elevator?

>wait around corner
>someone opens the door
>mash m1
>they walk right past without a care
fuck you

GET OUT, LET ME PLAY

how the fuck do you escape the green corridor dimension

>4 blacked out pixels
perfectly safe

holy crap nomic fags need to be shot on sight

Guys anyone tried the cheatcodes for this yet? I hear you can spawn 50-AE-J if you use the rough setting on a zombie holding an O5 keycard while SCP-173 is in the intercom room.

Any NA servers other than
71.63.72.162:7778
71.63.72.162
and that one where the fag admin turned off the ff?

How would you put SCP 055 into this game?

>safe place to stay
>room clear
>stay in darkness
>symbols have been compromised

memesystem.party:27070
memesystem.party:27070
memesystem.party:27070
memesystem.party:27070
party hard

Don't pick wrong, nigga
dead bodies means that one is wrong

I love that Chris Chan is the most ominous one

>no voice

This, peanut is a dummy if it thinks it'll get you with that pictu

Funny I am chatting with a bunch of people in game?

Put what where?

funny
it doesn't break for everyone
just about half
fucking moran

>doctor revived me
>get stuck in the elevator with plane comrade because the door won't open
this is hell

>scientist going on a killing spree

055, you know....it's not spherical....I think...

Somebody's making a separate game of that
reddit.com/r/SCP/comments/7yi2ur/havent_posted_about_scp3008_in_a_while_but_heres/

71.63.72.162 down?

>Both 71.63.72.162 and 71.63.72.162:7778 are full
It's an abstract kind of feel.
I do hope they fix the VOIP bug so we can have servers above 20 people. If my uprate was better I'd host a giant meme server and a bunch of other ones off my server.

thanks
any more reddit links?

Jokes on you I'm literally covered in scp-0447 You all KNOW what happens if I'm dead and covered in 447.

So just back away unless you want____
____________ ________ All ___ __ ______ _ _____ ______ ___ _____ _ __ ______ _____ ___ the chandelier AND _____ ______

71.63.72.162:7778 just went down so you might be able to snatch a spot

>NTF comes in the refinement room capping every dboii
>run out right into the arms of peanut
>neck snapped
fuckin hell

Thanks bro, I got in.

>symbols aren't compromised
>someone says they are to trick you
>symbols are now compromised

>Someones reciting steamed hams.

I hope the normies never get to this game.

reddit.com/r/SCP/search?q=3008&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all

Best I can do for now, I don't think he has a dedicated website yet

Maybe it can be put in that room nobody remembers what's in the room?

What were we talking about again? Check my 5, its in the stars.

71.63.72.162
71.63.72.162:7778

back up

67.176.48.190 is still up, United Burgers of America but still ok

>me and some of my fellow dbois run into a ntf squad
>avoid getting gunned down
>later run into other ntf, get shot in the back after trusting em
should've just shot you in the face orange fuck

All the SCP's turned up and we got rekt.

055 by far follow by any reality bender

>Scientist finds a pistol and guns down Dboys
>Locks himself in 914
>dboy opens door up and I steal his card as he was upgrading it
>make it out alive

Get fucked egg head

Chegged

Can judge that one since it could be bloody anything.

It has voice chat dipshit.

There's the satellite that asks a question that causes 10,000 years of terrible misfortune if you get it wrong.
That we got wrong.

LCZ Armory - Hombre Sarge

memesystem.party:27070
Crash restart.

That's good, but it's pretty easy to determine that zombies cant hold things. Try something like an NTF scientist holding an 05

>Enter
>Room cleared
>Nice
>Walk out
>Symbols have been compromised

Fucking checked

055 affects everything, even the reality anchors the O5 created.

There is no limit to it

New room when?

>Check my 5, its in the stars.

DOUBLE NIGGER YOU ARE BENDING REALITY

Which fucking SCP are you, you god damn wizard

>mfw SCP 321

>no guys, don't go down the elevator yet, wait for the rest of the squad :^)
>oops I accidentally dropped a grenade the moment we all started descending, I'm such a clutz :^^^^^^^^^^^)

Stop saying that word

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memesystem.party:27070
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>096 is gonna be added soon
Gee I sure can't wait to slowly wander around the facility until someone looks at my face. That sounds almost as exciting as 079.

>spawn as dboy
>go out of cell and walk around woth the others
>DBOYS
>DBOYS
>DBOYS
>D-SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP
>everyone starts yelling and runs
>SNAP
>cunt in front closes doors
>SNAP
>turn around not to get killed
>face peanut
>see corpses all around
>run in opposote direction, using the fact he's bot looking in the right way to make an escape
Jesus fuck that was intense

>Finally make it to heavy containment after years of being stuck in light
>Elevator goes back down the second I step out

>press Q

>nobody can hear me

great game.

>crash right as game ends
>try to rejoin
>full

That would be great actually.
Like the Forest, but you build up to sending drones out you've captured etc.

>grenades don't work on SCPs
what's the point of even having them?

>Run into tesla gate with people behind me watching
>Close the game out of embarrassment
They fucking get me everytime.

I hope they balance him just right, otherwise sounds like you are going to stick to the peanut 24/7 if you want to kill someone

...

>peanut and 096 pair up at entrance zone.

youtu.be/uQhogvDknT8

That was a great story, Handmilk.

Any open non-full servers?

>Entire squad gets larry'd
>Throw a grenade on the floor
>Choose right passageway, immediately get killed by peanut while distracted with a zombie

23.16.244.67

few slots left

All logic points at 096 being an NPC hazard. Anything else would be either completely changing the character or soulcrushingly boring.

>get kicked from server randomly
>can't rejoin

Game sucks anyway.

when 049 doesnt revive you

DELET

...

>that nuke party

>look up why nobody can hear me
>none of the fixes work

Alright well thanks for wasting 19 minute of my life downloading this shit, uninstalled.

Why not show the statue the shy guy's face and let them fight it out?

See you

They said 096 was being added. How will that work?

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

...

>one guy spams the mic with music the entire game
>absolutely nothing you can do about it
I know the game is just a barebones fun lil project a guy made but cmon bruh

They did
Item: SCP-173

Test Results: An image of 096 was projected into 173's cell. Unlike 106, 173 showed no reaction to it. Whether this is because it's unaware of what 096 is or simply wasn't concerned is unknown. When 096 arrived in 173's cell, 173 was able to move fast enough to avoid 096's attacks.Then we heard the crunch. 173 snapped 096's neck. For a minute I thought that was it, it was over, but 096 regenerated and staggered to its feet. 173 just snapped its neck again. This cycle of healing and snapping went on for approximately five hours before 096 was able to escape 173's cell. Both were recaptured without incident.

I'm way too much of a pussy to play this

btfo

You can dance if you want to

It could be interesting, just have to find a decent way to implement photos/recording of 096
>Someone catches a glimpse of you
>You get a massive speed boost, can pass through objects, and see them through walls
No escape

67.176.48.190 just died or what?

And what? Just leave my friends behind?

reset due to lag

I'm safe here

Dang disconnected, im off again guys - Sarge of the Zombie Squad Boys

nice and cozy

Well, if you don't dance you're no friend of mine.

Fine. Go if you want to.

you're the best sergeant a man could ever ask for

link?

So I guess 096 is blind then, if the Peanut could actually dodge his attacks DBZ style?

67.176.48.190 is up and running again

173 is a bullshit cheater. Like if you close one eye at a time to keep an eye on it, he just fucking kills you for not playing by its rules.

That just sounds like a shitty writer.

>F/1.8
>the entire banister is in focus instead of only a tiny portion of it a certain distance away, and the wall is in focus too
that's NOT HOW IT WORKS

>that nerd who went full school shooter
Never fuck with science fampais

>The sense of 173 toying with you and that he is playing a game where the penalty for losing is your life is a shitty writer
You just have really shitty taste

23.16.244.67
Just had to reset it, memory crash

>these long ass names
how

I bet you like those Super Agents that fight Abel and shit.

I don't wanna wait for my life to be over

23.16.244.67
US

we don't need more fags clogging the servers anyways

>Cred Forums discusses porn
fucking 10/10

>19 minutes to download a tiny game
Get a better internet provider while you're at it

>hey guys someone made a new game have you played it
>doesnt post any other info other than a screenshot
no faggot we havent fucking played it

77.100.90.203

77.100.90.203

77.100.90.203

Isn't this the faggy no-ff reddit server?

Is there a damn map of this place? Feels like I'm always just going in circles.

>SCP has rules
>some 13 year old faggot comes along and has it break those rules with no explanation
>"Stupid pleb, you're just not DEEP enough!"

>1:02
is that a motherfucking shadow the hedgehog reference

It was. The very first SCP was 173, posted in /x/ as some sort of spooky leaked-file format
Anons started making their own spin of the format, some made a wiki about it, and as such the Foundation was formed

memesystem.party:27070
50 man server
has voice chat, you might have to wait for a new round for it to work at first

that's worth like 1000 keys my guy

>be in the upgrade machine chamber
>sit near the door
>press it when no one is looking
>everyone freaks out thinking someone is on the other side
>they open the door and prepare to run
>no one is there

jk :v

>he doesn't know.
Certain parts of the facility is an SCP, the entire place is randomized.

>set seed value in server to anything other than -1
Object class changed to neutralized

>move so fast and so suddenly as peanut that my game crashes

C-cool.

Every foundation site is secretly a robot that shifts its insides into incomprehensible,
illogical layouts in order to keep SCPs contained for as long as possible

oh. Kind of a relief.

>kill both scientists and a MTF in the card upgrader room as D-boi
>escape

Get fucked

>Larry has a portal to nuke and keeps disabling it
>NTF and CI team up to kill Larry
>the massive squad of 15 people manage to kill him after ages
>Deathmatch ensues as the truce is called off
Wonderful

>Be D-Boi
>Get caught by 106
>2 out of 8 passageways in pocket dimension have corpses in them
>Take wild guess
>Manage to escape pocket dimension to see MTF entering 106's chamber
>Sacrifice self to fuck over SCP-106

>little zombie hiding in nuke room
>MTF and CI teaming up to blow up the place
>keep deactivating the nuke before it goes off
>"I am going down there again, please don't deactivate the nuke" in the intercom
>mfw

So why can't 049 speak to non-scps ingame? He is capable of speech.

...

They are the disease, and I am the cure!

FF is going to be enabled bcus u bully

hey admin of 23.16.244.67 there's a CI stuck in elevator land and you need to spectate him

He chooses not to, I assume.

> tfw no playable Fernand

Probably some fuckery about the SCPs having a shared voice channel and not wanting to either split voice comms for one person only or wanting to keep the SCPs as voiceless enemies until you die, even if it means breaking story a bit.

I think launching SCPSL.exe from the game's local files is what's causing the long "AMD INTEL RYZEN 1600X" names
>hosting a server that I opened through steam and can't launch the game normally since it's full of people

scp-wiki.net/scp-789-j

>get kicked for shooting some autist
nice

>get killed out of nowhere by 049 and respawned as zombie
>immediately disconnect out of spite
fuck you

...

which server is the best? which is the memiest?

get fucked loser

>Hey what's going in the comms ro-

This game gotta stop making the SCP I swear

Best part of this shit ff off server
>almost add that Faggot xenus so I could tell him to leave the comms room

77.100.90.203
majority memetic

>get to entrance with 5 d-bois
>open door
>full squad of mtf outside
fuck

The only ones you should avoid are:
>memesystem.party:27070
>77.100.90.203

The first one is a 50 player clusterfuck where your mic only works half the time. The second one is a Reddit server constantly shilled here with no Friendly Fire.

90.203 is sadly the only one with open spots most of the time.

>cant jumpscare people as radical larry with mic

Nebula, user

god i wish i had a shotgun instead of those goddamn blue piss rifles

>So why can't 049 speak to non-scps ingame? He is capable of speech.

Because he doesn't want to. He's only spoken once.

That's why you jumpscare people on the mic as Radical Larry.

>escape with fellow D-Boi
>head down Gate A
>immediate zombies and peanut
>new NTF squad spawns in
>head back up and get eviscerated

It's possible. Earlier today someone's game glitched and he could hear me when I was Larry. We had a great five minutes of chase where we taunted each other back and forth.

>SCP has rules which have been done 1000 fucking times in literature before, is dull as fuck
>By changing it that he's playing a game, it adds extra personality to the SCP and makes them more multifaceted
Yeah, I'd REALLY rather prefer that SCP-173 is literally just a trope that's been done a few thousand times before that everyone is familiar with. Such fun.

Who /CompletelyLostAndJustFollowsAnyoneAround/ here?

>23.16.244.67
>Only 20 second intercom
G A R B A G E

every d boi ever spawned

It's already in game.

Yo. I fear the first time I'm an SCP and am expected to do something.

The dude who runs the 4 seperate servers we've been using says that they're 30 slots each. Having open spots isn't the issue.

Yeah, and while we're at it why not give him a keyblade too?

Does the game have a kick function? I've had times where my ping is totally fine but I'm randomly disconnected from the server.

>When a fucking NTF straight up shoots my ass when I come in with no guns with another NTF agent
Damn, whichever one of you guys that shot me in that group please cut your hands off thanks

Thanks, Doc

Nice bait.

77.100.90.203

600 second intercom, but friendly fire is off. SCP's have more health, though. Generally not full.

>Giving human personality traits to a rock that kills people

I wish my mic worked, not sure why it doesnt in this game
Also it's the 2nd time in a row my d class cell doesnt open

so is the timer for blinks the same for everyone? cause sometimes pnut teleports when i got full sight on em

ff is coming back

One eye blinking is impossible IRL anyways

lol wtf i can do it right now

23.16.244.67
NA
so everyone will spam shit music? yea im avoiding it

is this bait?

>Cuck Insurgence

Imagine being so desperate as to having to recruit fucking D-bois of all people.

that's winking, not blinking

Only consecutive blinks, you can easily blink one eye a couple times .

lol no

It may get really uncomfortable after a minute but it's definitely possible my man.

>that alignment chart
>right at all whatsoever

>Be Dboi
>meet scientist
>Nerd bro gives me an extra key, helps me escape
>Opens a door
>Mowed the fuck down by Insurgency
Sorry bro

Yea and keeping your eyes open for 1 minute staight is also unconfortable but still possible

>Serpent's Hand
>evil

Wouldn't it be a lot easier to just write those messages instead of those dumb ass symbols? If I'm in an emergency situation with an SCP I want the information to be given to me in a clear and immediate way not some stupid symbol I might forget about that could end up with me being tortured in another dimension for all time.

Which server is east coast or isn't 130 ping

>Caring about such low ping
?

I'm sorry I couldn't protect you my D friend

Some SCPs are humanoid creatures that can understand English

I'm seeing a lot of talk about SCP games on Cred Forums lately... what gives?

Didn't the game come out in 2012 and was a piece of shit?

Because A, the symbols are much easier to write, which may be important if you're having to improvise a way to write them, and B some SCPs are perfectly capable of understanding english.

New one is multiplayer and involves voice chat so everyone's getting together and having a blast

So what? Are the SCPs going to erase the messages if they don't like what they say or some shit? If they have access to the messages than why trust any of them at all?

What would be the worst combination of 3 signs to run into?

Oh hot damn. That sounds interesting.

Can you give me a quick rundown?

WHERES A NOT SHIT PING SERVER

Stay in the light, stay in the dark, symbols compromised

>Whats wrong with your enemy knowing your communications?
Are you retarded?

>130ping
>low
???

>leave server up for three days
>check bandwidth
>47GB of upload and download

Download it, play it. It's free.

You spawn is as 1 of 5 classes, scp, scientist, d-class, mtf and chaos. Science and d class try to escape, chaos is trying to rescue d class And eliminate everyone else , mtf try to rescue scientist and kill everyone else. Scp kill everyone.

Do not follow little girl
Do not look away
Symbols have been compromised

wait how many scps have eye contact gimmicks?

>Computer lags right when the electricity ends
Damn what a game

No, I need to be shilled before I waste time and bandwidth.
Cool. how many players on a server?

You moron, what did you honestly expect?

>Ping level that doesn't affect jack
>Not low
Try living with 350, it's not hard unless you are a zombie or larry

20-30 normally, one server allows up to 50 but that. One's broken sadly.

WE GOTTA GET OUTTA THIS PLACE

So, what's the cutest SCP?

Basically what said but here's a bit more

There's a nuke you can detonate to kill everyone in lower facility

Map is random each time

Intercom room means everyone has to listen to whatever bullshit you can think to spam over the mic

And generally everyone playing has a great time screaming and bullying each other

>play containment breach after seeing this
>haven’t played since 173 was like the only scp
>blood teddy bear in a hall
>oh it’s nothing
>begin to walk past me
>it turns and looks me dead in the eye with 144hz tracking
>sprint the fuck away and just barely make it to an elevator
>walk two feet down the only hallway
>see one of these heading for me
>ALT F4

>Having to care about bandwidth caps
>Current year
?
Even Australia barely has those any more
Good to see an user lied to me about the bandwidth required though, he vastly overstated it.

191

This is one of my favorites.
I really need to go through and read them all but goddamn so many.

Aren't SCP a lot more like prisoners than enemies? From what I know they are all held under lock and key by this mysterious corporation. Not running rampant outside.

Top Entrance Level Heavy Containment Light Containment
Warhead in in heavy, keycard maker is in light

231 you mean

Oh
I thought about trying it again but now i'm not sure if i want to

>I want the information to be given to me in a clear and immediate way
That's what the codes are for. They're not meant for the public to immediately understand, but for agents and others who are most likely to deal with SCPs. Every security/military/dangerous occupation on the planet has some form of codes they use to quickly get across important information.

>D-407283693 was found dead from heart attack

Veeery funny bud

You've only scratched the surface, my friend. I also grabbed the latest release after last playing it six years ago and they've added a fuckton of SCPs. It's almost too much for me, but all the new content keeps pulling me back in.

>During the roughly 5 minute period in which it was unsupervised, it came into contact with SCP-bunch of black boxes that count my post as spam. Upon being detained, SCP-049 was very calm and amiable. Since this time, however, SCP-049 has been shown to be much more talkative leading up to and performing surgery.

So you can't stay in the old zombie guy's dimension for too long? Why?

This, fucking cagers

It slowly ticks your health down.

If it says -j, it is a joke, intended as a joke.
Just like the super blunts scp-wiki.net/scp-420-j

The STDs there eat away at your corporeal integrity

Fat fetishists pls stay a mile away from qt swamp girl

A lot of them, yes, but they don't really use the symbols in their facilities during normal operation. They're used in hostile and foreign environments, commonly areas which SCPs lead to (as many SCPs are entire buildings, facilities, or even dimensions), which can have all sorts of strange effects which is where symbols come in.

You can. I can too. But see for how long you can do it.
Forcefully winking one eye at a time isn't nearly the same as actually blinking. Don't take my word for it, just try it yourself.
It gets more and more difficult to do, and that is in the comfort of your home. Imagine trying to focus on doing it in a stressful situation where a monster is lurking nearby waiting to kill you.

It is cute though. I'd sign up for that duty, presuming that it is only Heavy torture + Rape + some other stuff. The fact I can't do permanent damage, unless the foetus gives the mother some kind of regen factor, is annoying though.

He's probably canadian. Please understand.

>distended abdomen
made for it desuyo

It's made out of acid

I think it’s worth a revisit
It’s easier to get farther and actually see shit besides having peanut fly up your asshole for 800 hallways

It’s too spooky and I love it
Though it makes you die a lot like the one hall 929 or whatever

Lore wise your flesh is rotting off. He causes decay in all matter around him and in there. Materials are corroded, flesh undergoes necrosis, etc.

Nice try user I have level V cognitohazard resistance trainibyh67uguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubj

Best option is 1:1 for facility manager then fine once. You get a red card which can open every door except armory doors (which you shouldn't really need to escape) and can open the nuke button. It's also the quickest 100% guaranteed path so you don't stay in 914 for too long. If you're really in a hurry you can always just leave with the facility manager card.

So what servers are open right now?

Just don't fuck user, because the sisters are probably who birthed 682 and the like.

>Scarlet King
>682
But what can they do against SCP-999

RIP fellow Dbois we had a good one with the Scientist

Man imagine lopping her arms and legs off and having her as an amputee slave

someone post a server that's not full

>hear about this game
>hear people bitching about MTF
>get excited because now i think it has scp-113 aka my biggest fetish
>realize it just means mobile task force aka another group of players
i feel nothing but intense disappointment.

Old man get back in your cell, how can you type without melting the keyboard?

Sounds great. I'll get it.
last concern: free to play. What gives?

I did it for the entire time that I was in Vietnam because you always had to have one eye open for Charlie. It's hard to get used to but not impossible.

Thank god she's an a coma, damn loli

every scp game is free to play since it's under common creatives.

It's made by about 3 people who really just like SCP, no companies involved

I do have a huge fetish for limbless fucknuggets, however it severely limits the torture you can do even after the administration of class A amnesiacs.
Much better to be able to pull her nails, have them grow back, shatter them, and so on. Or to dunk her hand in boiling water, then freezing, back and forth until her skin starts to peel off and the like. Then letting it heal and doing it again.
I imagine most of the torture will be e-stim. Just below the point where nerve damage occurs. Involuntary spasm level and a bit above. Along with things like habanero pulp in her cunt, and other things which don't cause permanent damage but causes pain.

I wish I had 113 irl.

How many lolis are in the Foundation anyway?

NA Servers:
71.63.72.162
71.63.72.162:7778

what's Procedure 110-Montauk?

Yeah, so gay. Everything you said sounds great, but I can't even imagine it because she won't regen it. Fuck me

>decide to play containment breach
>it's unplayable
fuck windows 10

I'm stuck again

seek help my dude

6 or 7? It's hard to remember them all off the top of my head

>that shitskin

youtube.com/watch?v=2oEWAOy8VrU

>Not enjoying the plethora of torture whores out there, since there are basically no men into this compared to the number of women

Need a non full one buds

i escaped as a d boy

thank you based scientist who let me into heavy containment

Why does Yuri look like she has brain damage?

>look like

so... what happened in 087-IV?

Is that from Series 1 only?

Niggers scared of a magic door

Jesus christ everyone in this facility is a pussy. I don't know why we bother having armed swat squads and nukes when all we """"contain"" includes:

>A spooky statue you have to look at while cleaning a room full of shit or else you get fired
>A big block of cursed concrete we have to get jeff to mortar up occasionally.
>An old-ass computer that insults you
>a fucking vending machine. I mean its a vending machine, you can get coffee from it for free. Spooky as fuck.
>Superglue that doesn't work, like our only instructions when cleaning this room is "yeah don't use it its broken" 99% of rooms are like this. Why bother? Why not keep it in a fucking drawer.
>That's right, because the drawers are for shit like "a paperweight that doesn't hold down paper"

The humans rooms are the best. There's one girl's room who never fucking listens. I asked her to lift her feet so I could hoover under her seat and she fucking moved a leg and started crying. Told her to calm down and she starts floating, goddamn floating serenely.

We got a guy in a bad devil costume who keeps telling you how to capture demons and swearing, there's a room with a sad girl who acts like I'm a psycho whenever I come by with the vacuum cleaner or pull out my plunger for the pipes. This place is dumb as fuck, but they pay me and its fun reading their really bad reports.

I mean some of these things they've had years, the magic door? Been here longer than I have, and has dozens of nerds working on it, and the report is like ten lines long. Magic door, oooooh.

Dumbasses, I'm quitting anyway, got this free ticket to new york I found just laying around, always wanted to visit the new apple, didn't know you could get a one-stop there either. See you fuckers.

Any more secret lab based SCP memes?

beaten by a lil girl

77.100.90.203

How strong is the King of Alagadda

>There's the SCP that's cave to an alternate dimension where all life is dead, including 682, but nobody knows what happened to kill everyone

link

>scp-0447
what does it do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck!

>That scp thats RIGHT BEHIND YOU HOLY SHIT TURN AROUND

good players but its laggy as shit

makes your breath minty fresh and (APPLIED PRE-COOKED AND WASHED OFF) food taste great.

its 2935, i think

There's just one post series 1, and she's depressing as hell.

you can really tell when the Cred Forums influence dropped off
This duo really makes me wonder what 53's origins are

do it

SCP-447 is just a ball that produces slime(SCP-447-1) that is great as a seasoning, tooth paste, cleaning product, styling gel, and is endlessly useful.

BUT, it can never touch dead bodies or _______

Just a normal little girl that turns you into a murderous psychopath that dies a few moments after exposure

>respawn as CI
>5-6 of us screaming CHAOS at the nuke room
>1 grenade fucking bodies us all

>Drawn loli
>Dream loli
>loli loli
>Demon Loli
>Loli that obliterates all threats
>Cyber loli that lives on a laptop and likes vampires?

There's probably more, not sure Callie is actually a loli, I haven't read that one in a while.

There were probably lolis in that universe we could go to, but then we killed the ability to produce most of them with a sterility plague. Frankly this is a crime we deserve their punishment from.

You forgot the one with no memetic resistence and can be commanded to do anything and the one who speak with the voice of your dead child

youtube.com/watch?v=Q8rPJeDSEUs
youtube.com/watch?v=mFkRt83q-UY
youtube.com/watch?v=S-5lg9mTBFk

POST THE BEST YUROP SERVER RIGHT NOW AND FF BETTER BE ON Its too easy if its not

what is this fancy thing and how do I get into it

>Like if you close one eye at a time to keep an eye on it, he just fucking kills you for not playing by its rules
I remember it was said he gets closer for the eye you closed but not for the other. Was that removed?

But why was 682 so infatuated with her? He's canon not a lolicon because he killed normal kids

i dunno what i did to deserve it, i just go around trolling everything thats not on my side

my personal best though was being plague doctor on 30% and running into the entire MTF squad and wiping them out to the end the round, the crossfire and screams made my night

I've spent a good time reading entries but I only remember reality bender who thinks she's a witch, star eyes girl and girl who speaks like your dead child. I need numbers on the others.

What about the evolution one?

lmao xD
great post user

77.100.90.203
ff will be on after next restart

What's the first one?
Nah, Cassie is a grown woman drawing

Asking legitimately?

He's not infatuated he's just docile which is the exact opposite of what he's supposed to be in the presence of human life. Her anomalous effect does the opposite of what it should to 682

Best Cred Forums NA server right now with high numbers?

Unlikely, since he reacted when people walked in during his docile state.

It's just 682's adaptive defense mechanisms kicking in. If he went the standard route of "kill the stupid human child" he would've been hit by 53's heart attack defense mechanism.
The amount of god lolis in the SCP Foundation is pretty obnoxious desu. I wish one of the docs would go on a genocide crusade and clean house.

What is magic door m8

cant wait until they fix the voice bug so i can play on servers with 50 people :^)

how the fuck do you play this game?!?!@?!?@@?!@?!@#!@

There's two.

she isn't human but acts like one.

And that's three too many

>Class-D straight up steals 5 Key Cards
>Zionist threw a grenade killing all of the NTF

Not really, since 53 is barely a god and the other one is canon in a forced coma

71.63.72.162
71.63.72.162:7778

3 slots open on first

can i get a link on these?

If the uprate scales linearly, I could host a 100 man server.

ear rape bear when?