New SCP Secret Laboratory thread

Does memesystem still have fucked voice chat cause of 50+ players? Why not lower the players? Even 35 is plenty.

stop fucking putting the IPs in the god damn first post how hard is this to fucking understand

Keep crying you faggy bitch.
Every SCP thread that kicks off another shitty Le Face thread is a blessing.

Post best SCP's

LAUGH IS FUN!
scp-wiki.net/scp-2030

I'm holding q but I can't tell if I'm talking or not. Is there a visual indicator on screen to tell if I'm talking?

scp-wiki.net/scp-1861

scp-wiki.net/scp-040
scp-wiki.net/scp-053
scp-wiki.net/scp-239
scp-wiki.net/scp-134
scp-wiki.net/scp-191

Boohoo you'll have to live with one less eceleb thread

All NA servers are full :(

>The Foundation keeps all the best lolis to themselves.
No one should have all that power.

I just got in 71.63.72.162 lmao

How the fuck can I fix the bug where I can't hear anyone talk?

Imagine what will happen to the world around you if you brought 239 to orgasm

Seems like an issue with that particular server

>run into MTF as a dboy
>run into Chaos as a scientist

Fuck those CoD kid classes

every time i spawn as dboy or nerd

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3 slots

Winchester Mittens you the real MVP.

can you get this game not through steam?

>intercom activates
>NUMBER 15
the intercom is great

30 player servers when

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>wipe out 049 and 106 within 2 minutes of the round with the BFG

nerds

JERK

I just wanted friends

is voice working yet?

It is for me now.

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73.68.20.85 has some free spots

Im not even sure if people can hear me lmao

What's the point of respawning? I feel like it removes all tension.

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>scientist
>ntf quickly gets in the light containment
>one guy escorts me to the elevator, as we are taking one i see the doc going up on the other
>immediately tell the guy that he is up there
>"i'll go check it out, you stay there and i'll come back to get you if its safe"
>wait a minute then i hear someone goin down the elevator
>its the doc and a zombie

It wasn't safe after all. Had a good laugh though.

because rounds can last for 20 minutes and it encourages leaving if you die within the first minute especially if some cunt throws a grenade in the elevator as NTF

D - B O Y S
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B
O
Y
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THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=vimZj8HW0Kg

Plague Doctor? I'm MTF
>Lotta loyalty for a cured patient.

Then why let me respawn as NTF and Chaos in the same round? I feel like the game should be between scientists, D-Boys, and SCPs. The two military groups should only be there as backup. Or, give everyone one life, and rounds will go a lot more quickly.

>Other thread hasn’t reached 500 posts yet
>Make another thread anyway

JUICE STOP OPENING THE DOOR

>doesn't look at post timers

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like 10 spots alive, voice working

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Just reset it, memory crash

>106 teleports one person, immediately jumps back to his room to whittle them down forever if they dare escape

Clear

>scp sets a portal in the warhead room and teleports there whenever someone tries to activate the nuke

>77.100.90.203
>Has a guy named fucking Hoss Delgado

No SCP stands a chance

>It's a SCPs sit in nuke room episode

youtube.com/watch?v=UAeqVGP-GPM

JWGinge MVP

>Still has a 20 player limit
Don't spread lies

>join random server stoned as fuck
>spawn as chaos insurgency and proceed to kill 31 people solo after squad wiped
>kicked for aimbotting

Why are people in this game so bad?

>Getting outgunned by a stoner high out of his mind
They kicked you 'cuz they couldn't face the shame.

>Playing pub servers

If I'm being kicked by the admin please stop.

Can people talk now?

>be plague doctor
>rez people in the elevator
>apparently they're forever stuck
whoops

>Survive initial massacre of D-Boys
>Walk around trying to find a card to get out
>Plague Doctor walks around sometimes and hide from him
>Eventually just get nuked because I can't find any cards and Chaos never makes it down to me

>me and one other NTF survive the nuke
>survive 106 until the next NTF squad comes in the nick of time
>half of them obliterated
>gun down 106 and win the round

>Wandering complex mid round as NTF
>Find scientist
>First person I've seen in like 10 straight minutes
>Wave of relief
>Assures me nothing is behind him
>Look behind the scientist as he enters the room
>Mfw he fucking led 106 to me

You cheeky cunt

>2 games in a row the doctor just camps at the entrance into heavy

i'd own you noob fuck with me

what are the best settings?

youtube.com/watch?v=lDeThz30JtQ

D-BOYS best boys, you can't prove me wrong

>Be shadow man camping the armory.
>Spook a group of MTF screaming their lungs out as they try to open it.

77.100.90.203

scp-wiki.net/scp-344

>opened a can of tuna
>Sixty-seven (67) tuna and one (1) dolphin (despite can being labeled 'dolphin-free') flew out of the can

Get in here bros
We need more people

What mics do you guys use?

I use this

I talk into my monitor

corsair headset, dont get a mic that'll echo

Shit Yeti I got for cheap on an ebay auction

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NA server, room for a few more

i use my webcam unironically

>Spawn as Guard
>Can't even kill myself with a grenade to spawn as a better class

I found some ancient Logitech headset/mic in my closet so I use that because I've never used mics before.

>when us SCP's killed all the 5 D-classes and the scientists in the lift who were making an early escape

friendly_fire=true

>friendly fire false

found your problem

>be scienceman
>running amok with a dozen D-class and other scientists
>me and one D-class get separated from the rest
>both of us get BLACKED
>tell him to pick a door first, it's actually the right one, both of us escape to the side............
>listen to them all get crunched
>we end up trapped in that heavy room with the energy ammo
>blackman breaks in
>kills me immediately as revenge for escaping
>D-class gets away, dies a few minutes later
>he still respawns before I do

>106's room is a 10 second walk from the warhead elevator
>puts his portal where his meme dimension spits people out
>nuke timer is 90 seconds

10/10 rng

>go down the lift to LC
>hear footsteps right passed the checkpoint so wait on them
>a thousand fucking zombies and PD
>run back
>lift's been sent back up

Hyper Cloud Revolver S

what should my brightness be at

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>Spawn as Commander
>Trade my rifle for a guard's pistol, because squad leaders should be /fa/ as fuck
would hold it 1-handed if I could

PS4 mic and now my mobile

Why do you kill them so quickly as doc? It takes about 3x as long when I play him

>all the animation its done in gimp of all things
youtube.com/watch?v=l0Md9qwWQBI

Also Ep 5 soon

/vg/
/vg/
/vg/
/vg/

the lowest

maximum because there's no fucking excuse for a place like that to be so fucking dark and you're unable to see more than 15 meters ahead of you without a fucking scope

I never got why people like this one so much.

fuck off

nice role model you got there - that guy has attracted, at least, half of the bullets for standing out like that, and was killed almost instantly after the picture was taken.

which one gets more ratings, this prank show or this game show?
scp-wiki.net/scp-024

eh, it's one of those SCPs that let you imagine all sorts of happenings, that's my guess at least

>Be D-boi
>get black keycard
>local nerd sees it
>looting shit
>turn around
>scientist pointing a fucking gun in my face
>"T-t-this is for calling m-me a nerd!"
>Nerd shoots me in the face and takes my black card

KILL ALL NERDS

FUCK YOU MEGU

>chaos insurgency gets on mic
>"NUMBER 15, BURGER KING FOOT LET-"
>cut off by plague doctor fucking all of them up

Didn't say that what I do would help me live longer

>12 d-bois and scientists trapped in 914's room cause the idiots put both cards in the machine on rough

POST A FUCKING SERVER THAT ISN'T FULL, HAS A 20 PERSON LIMIT, AND HAS GOOD PING FOR NAFAGS.

How you open that gate?

>Lock 173 in 914
>Next round lock 173 in captain card containment cell

It doesn't need anything to be opened
just open it

i hear peanut camping outside

owned

My server crashed as soon as the nuke went off. I dunno why. Anyway, I'm going to bed, so the server is going to stay down for now.

Why is this game so fucking fun

Any openings on the main NA servers?

Radical Larry is simply too hilarious to be afraid of. What SCP should they add that would actually be frightening?

Cause it's simple, you can fuckaround for fun and it still spooks you. Plus it's free so you don't have to be upset about it costing you anything

streamable.com/2zt6j

Is janny wannabe faggot still trying to get these threads shitcanned?

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>Go to contain larry with another MTF
>He has the anti-old man gun
>Charges it before we see him
>Turns around and blasts me with it
>Larry never gets contained

What's so funny about Crazy Larry other than his nicknames?
>Shadman
>Old Man
>Crazy Larry

>when 106 peels through the containment door of 914

He can vibrate through walls to buttfuck you. Thats hysterical.

Wtf is this femur breaking machine and where is it?
Fucking stupid as shit.

I dont get this one, did the player playing as Larry disconnected after getting baited by the intercom?

maybe its because he is black?
Besides everyone knows that the funniest SCP is the peanut and the least funny is the doctor ( only his airplane zombie boys are funny )

>join server
>spawn as d-boy
>game crashes
>game crashes so fucking hard I have to cold boot my computer
I BET NTF DID THIS

>173
Easy to contain, surround him with MTF, use grenades, kill his ass.
>049
Fucking bullshit. You basically HAVE to nuke the place.
>106
Radical Larry is easy mode. Get to his room and sacrifice a boye to kill him.

>tfw want to play this game but too tired to meme properly
Spectating the memery can be fun too, but

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9 slots FF

>that fucking massive group of ci's that just gunned themselves down

It's in the area where 106 spawns.

One guy walks into it (and dies), the other pushes the button, and it causes 106 to despawn

C-BOIZ

Is it me or are grenades really shit against SCPs?

FF on
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>30 fucking C-boys
>They encounter 2 NTF
>Half of them die because they are shooting eachother

God damn, never change C boys

>new game spawn
>NTF suicide pact in elevator

good luck nerds!

holy shit

Yeah that’s bullshit. Finally get scp and “killed” in the first five minutes. Should only have a short trap time. Ruins this game. Insta-kill shit is stupid might as well add a sniper to insta-kill all mtf and ci. Fuck that.

>throwing a grenade into the lift full of fellow MTF
Never a better feeling

Fucking stay salty, 106 is OP with his health, it would be boring if the only way to kill people in the game was just shooting at them. Plus you can defend yourself, it's not like it's impossible to defend

>tfw 049 camps the nuke switch with his zombies

>look mom i did it again!
Literally no one is laughing but newfag gmod transplants like you

>go through the extra effort of juking to open the door so 106 and his fuckboys aren't trapped with me

>asshole can't even be decent enough to revive me after killing me

awful community.

>escape as radical larry
>kill a group of mtf and c-boys after they arm the nuke
>wait outside
>win
>they respawn once more
>all that screaming when they see me at spawn
Oh that was beautiful

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Lmao don't play the game then if you don't want to die to friendly fire

Maybe a FF-off reddit server is more your speed

Hello?

Good suicide pact as NTF boys.

Nice retort.

>implying i even go down the elevator
>Implying i dont KOS grenade fags

>opening the door after trapping the scp

D BOYES D BOIS D BOYS D BOIZ

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>camping the top
So you're boring?

>When you save D-boys and they thank you
I wuv you too

i meant go down the elevator with other people, fuck.

>finally 106
>get disconnected after only a few minutes

>I am the ambassador.

>when you try to roleplay with enemy teams but they just shoot on site

fuck I think I am the last d boy I am a fraid

>When you're a d-boy and claim to be a scientist to the NTF so they escort you out to safety

>be me
>get chosen to be SCP-173 for the first time
>excited as hell, can’t wait to snap some necks
>jitter-run out of my spawn area like a kid on christmas
>immediately locate a large mass of scientists and d-boys going to the 914
>run at them and hear them all yell and scream to close the door
>I get in just before they can close it
>they panic, I snap 3 or 4 necks before the majority of them can leave
>one of the d-boys closes the door with me inside
>this prevents me from leaving
>this prevents HIM from leaving too
>we stare at one another, it’s just me and him
>he puts on a brave voice and tells me that he has a proposition for me
>he insists to me that he wants me to kill him, which would trap me in the room but save everyone else’s necks from being snapped by me
>he is willing to sacrifice himself for this
>I don’t move
>he pleads with me to kill him
>I don’t move
>after a minute, he gives up and shows his cowardice, telling me that he will let me out if I don’t snap his neck
>I don’t move
>he opens the door
>I honor his proposal and bolt out the door, leaving his neck unsnapped
>I can hear him thanking me as I dart away
>why? his friends are done for
>I immediately find them
>1 neck
>2 necks
>3 necks
>4 necks
>lose track of how many people get their necks snapped
>can’t wait to tell everyone how he sold them out

I know you’re in here, d-boy.

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fuck guys I dont wanna move I dont even have a keycard and I hear them

In hindsight a shitty place to hide

>yottasecond
Wew

>When you’re 173 and come up behind a group where everyone has their backs to you
No better feeling

BRAVO UNITY

>be black man
>some d-class with the big electricity gun is charging it up, taunting me, laughing that I'm dead
>zombies come up from behind him and kill him

Fucking love this game

>when its dead silent
>SNAP

Can someone explain to me what exactly SCP is? Is it basically like a unit/organization that focuses on handling supernatural beings and keeping them locked up? The concept seems interesting.

>Trap some nerds up the top of Peanut's containment room
>They all jump off and kill themselves to escape dying by me
Well that was dark

Why is heavy containment before light containtment.

>When you're camping a doorway as 173 and a squad of MTF walk by you without noticing

Never a more satisfying series of CRUNCH

Umbrella Corp but a little more competant

its a wiki of creepypastas that originated on /x/
basically some guy made a pasta about a stone statue that killed you if you werent staring at it, people liked the concept and created a fictional organization that tries to contain and research said anomalous objects/beings
just google it and hit random SCP on the wiki to go for a ride

youtu.be/t1mQCijNyeM

what fucking morons, zombies are easy to dodge

>playing the game seriously

Start reading some SCPs and GoI's on the website, and immerse yourself.

That's pretty much exactly what it is. They're at odds with other supernatural organizations, such as the Global Occult Coalition, who want to kill the shit out of any SCP they deem dangerous, and the Chaos Insurgency, an SCP splinter group that wants to use anomalous objects/supernatural beings to make mad $$$$$.
scp-wiki.net/groups-of-interest

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Down?

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up

>His last words were retarded memes shouted over an intercom

>When there's only green and blue soldiers left and no one realizes everyone else is dead even scp

How do you even snap someone's neck as peanut when they're looking at you? They can sprint backwards faster than you can move forward with blinks. As long as they don't get a closed door behind them, which is really rare after like 3min due to people running around, they can just juke you eternally.
I always need help from other SCPs as peanut, running around and flanking and snapping from behind.

It's hard being the peanut if you aren't camping or get a prime oppotunity to get in from behind

You
Go take damage from ntf or ci asap and get faster so they can’t even close doors behind themselves

>When your whole group dies to the doc instead of escaping because they wanted to yell PEEPEEPOOPOO over the intercom

>escorting 2 scientists as NTF
>one of them uses the elevator without me
>173 kills me and the other scientists
I fucking hate nerds.

Kek

>watch game
>some NTF in the broadcast room
>one NTF: "I will increase moral by reading Kotaku article"
>start broadcasting
>30 seconds later an entire CI splatoon storm the room to shoot the guy

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>shitty models
>shitty weapons (energy guns? what?)
>literally just copy-pasted the gmod into unity or some shit
>free to play, which means it's for losers who can't get past gmod's paywall
The only thing it has is the intercom feature, which is annoying whenever you're not the one using it.

Anyone of you guys remember 808? The old 808?

this is supposed to be a scary game

>playing on a pub server last night
>ntf escorting scientist to outside
>couple of us break off with radios on to go see if we can find the others
>hear ntf escorting the scientist over the radio
>"okay guys we're near the lift should be out in just a sec"
>"oh fu-"

Oh hell no

Nigga shut up

>Choosing not to buy something means you can't buy it
0/10, amateur bait.

>it's a all the cards got destroyed in 914 because people wouldn't stop fucking with the dial episode

>wanting to let 5 other players not including me be trapped in a tiny room together as zombies for 20 minutes

I'm good.

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round just ended

Because even though his actual attacks aren't that deadly, (and sometimes even counter-productive), he can be the best shitposter in the game if played a certain way

>clip through the door at 914 into a horde of nerds and Ds before they can get gud cards, causing them to open the door in panic and run straight into 049 and 137
>can put a portal down in the intercom room and cause mic spammers to scream in terror mid-sentence before being abruptly cut off
>Put a portal in the warhead room, making nukes impossible to use, or one right where everyone appears after escaping your meme dimension, killing them

>Dropping all my items in front of each hallway in Larry's Shadow Realm to throw off people
>Manage to guess the right one while leaving 3 of them without an item or body

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>squad of MTF going down the elevator
>doors open at the bottom
>"And remember, no Russi- oh fuck."
>Plague Doctor and a group of goons
>One guy is spamming the elevator button again as they all rush on and kill us all
FUCKING 049

>playing MTF
>we know there's a group of 049-2 following us
>commander opens the door and sacrifices himself so the squadron can get away
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>106 is OP

I feel as if this image would be better directed at the fag whining that 106 can be contained too easily if the player's not paying attention

This. Everyone shits their pants whenever Larry breathes in their general direction, it's hilarious.

Plague doctor is the strongest. SCP 106 is often taken out early in the game with the femur breaker.

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>discover SCP like 8 years ago
>mfw was a retarded underage and I thought the warning on the front page was real

Please tell me I wasn't the only one

>be D BOIZ
>some guy shitposting the entire round instead of presumably saving us
>just incoherent yammering and memes on the mic
>suddenly OH FUCK NO AAAA-
>my fucking face

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Why do people bother throwing grenades? They don't hurt SCP and will only cause friendly fire.

>being autistic

It's good for wiping the floor of d-niggers

That's not autism. That's just outright stupidity.

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>when you're plague doc waiting outside an elevator

They don't hurt SCPs? Fuck I didn't know that.

>Spawn as D-Class
>Get card
>Try to exit
>Shot
>Spawn as D-Class
>Get card
>Neck snapped
>Spawn as D-Class
>Get card
>Leave light containment
>Shot
>Respawn as MTF and play boring cawadoody shit for the rest of the round

>Heavy Containment has higher security than Light Containment, thus if something in Light Containment gets out, it'll only be D Class that die (Nerds have keycards to escape)
>Heavy Containment is also closer to the surface (which is secured by blast doors and secure elevators), which means MTF can get to it almost immediately if there's a breach

The game lets SCPs through security checkpoints due the Computer helping them

>not purposely killing yourself at the true exit
Get in my level.

>DO NOT GOT TO THE RADIO DO NO-
>mfw

>Spawn as D class
>Sit by elevator
>Sneak out when doc goes through
>Find entrance
>hide there
>Sneak through when MTF go through
>have one shooting at me
>Closing doors behind me
>Manage to get out
>He's far enough behind that he doesn't catch up or doesn't chase as I get out
Git gud

You're supposed to guard your lair you retard. Use your teleport.

Fuck so they're only good for human targets? Not zombies?

Yeah, only good for humans. I try to show people by dancing on grenades as a zombie and not giving a fuck. People don't seem to notice though.

I'm pretty sure they do. They just have a small as fuck AoE. Try standing on one.

>go down Gate A
>gangfucked by every SCP
>respawn
>go down again with another NTF
>split up and get chased by 049/173
>run back behind Gate A
>meet another NTF and have a laugh about our safety
>Larry comes in
>shit myself and bolt for the lift

I just killed the plague doctor and 3-4 of his zombos just by dodging and running backwards through long corridors. So freakin EASY

where the fuck do scientists escape

>be brainless cowadoody player
>play games like you played cowadoody
So either come back to cowadoody or start thinking outside of the lootbox, mate. This game allows you to make up your own fun, there is shitload of stuff you can do as every class.

what other SCPs can reasonably added to make this experience even better? none of that 682/instant win Keter shit, propose something else

>When mobile cuck force kill you as scientist
What the fuck?

Surface, then exit through the small passage by MTF spawn.

I have. I've literally stood on them as zombies and doc to show people. They do 0 damage.

>none of that keter shit
look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldnt have the time of your life playing as abel

Why are d-boys the biggest niggers? They literally work against the scientists. They called me a nerd.

SCP-939 or 1048-A for micspam fun.

same place D class do, MTF spawn outside

>Doc
>not checking corners and insta-gibbing you
This is how I know you're lying. Nobody's dumb enough not to look in corners anymore.

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God Tier
>D Boys

Great Tier
>Doc
>Larry

Okay Tier
>Peanut Babby
>Blue Boys

Meh Tier
>Green Boys

Shit Tier
>Nerds

>sometimes no MTF spawns
>instead they get abel
>and just abel

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We'll I've lost health to one as 106 though, so chalk it up to ping or bugs I guess?

>D boys
>anything but D(indu) tier

>Abel

wrong.
God tier
>peanut
>d boys
great tier
>blue boys
>nerds
meh tier
>larry
worst tier
>doc
>green boys

You need to read up on your donkey kong literature or you're not a D-class D-boy

>decided to try the single player SCP containment breach game after having fun with Secret Lab
>find myself all alone
>no shitposting on the intercom, nobody to bant with
>mfw

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What a cluster fuck

streamable.com/dvme7

>lead peanut to a hiding scientist
s-sorry

Hope you're ready for the big DING, motherfucker.

>nerds above anything

>having fun as peanut snapping necks
>suddenly every alarm ever goes off
>WARNING, SCP 076 HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT
>WARHEAD AUTOMATICALLY TRIGGERING IN 5 MINUTES
>the entire doom soundtrack starts playing

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fucking nerd

Fuck this would amazing

>Abel

Why not just dump the whole Pandora Box MTF in our asses and nuke us anyway

Add 105 who can take pictures of doors and then remotely fuck with them and I'm in

FUCK OFF TO /VG/ ALREADY

idea
>sometimes no ntf spawn at the beginning of the round
>instead the a random scientist is given a glock

This is the last thing you'll see.

tell me why seeing gameplay discussion an a video game board triggers you so much user

>D-boy party is a go
>game crashes

>Be me
>Be scientist
>Hide in 914 room with some random d-class dude.
>Spend some time upgrading both cards.
>We got fully upgraded cards so we decide to leave
>We open 914 door.
>Statue scp, plague doctor and 10 zombies were waiting behind doors.

>when you already went ahead of everyone as d boy with a black card and got an NTF rifle on heavy containment
You were in 71.63.72.162 right?

>full squad of NSF opens fire on me
>game freezes

Nah, I was playing on some public server in the list.

SCP-420-J

Or
Scp-999 with one objective, tickle dem all.

HE HAS NO JOB
HE HAS NO FRIENDS

Fuck, I the only one who got DCed in that server? That sucks.

>420-J serves no other purpose other than to give you something to celebrate with/have one last joint before you get snuffed out
dude

>when you watch Peanut run into the electric field and FUCKIN DIE.
That really fucking sucks for the SCPs.

>420-j makes everyone appear as scps to the user

>SCPs can smoke 420-J
>D-boi wondering where the smoke is coming from only to turn around and see Larry smoking a fat joint
kino

tesla gates should require 2 shots to kill scps it feels a bit dumb to be some killing machine only to get taken down because you're a brainlet and can't time the shocks

>finally died to tesla gate again after learning to avoid them the first hour into the game with like 25 hours in between
Fuck, that was so fucking stupid.

Enjoy it while you can, eventually autismos will swarm the servers and it will become as bad as Dark RP, intercom shitposting will be the first one to go

That's why you play with Cred Forums and shitpost as much as you can in-game.

RIP user, I saw you D/C.

good thing unlike DarkRP i have a license to fucking kill

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>intercom shitposting will be the first one to go
it's already gone on Cred Forums servers play any sort of long shitpost or earrape and you'll get instantly team killed
>it ruins the game tho
then why are you even playing on Cred Forums and not a pub server if you want to play the game exactly as they do?

memesystem.party:27070 slots open

>be obnoxious
>get rekt
If you want a hugbox go play with reddit or furfags or something

>playing on exact same rules as reddit
>thinking you're any better than them

Can you make D-Boys respawn through server settings? I mean, some of the D-cells stay closed, maybe spawn some in and open them at a later point in the game to make things more interesting. Considering the lore, where the computer SCP is doing all this shit, it wouldn't be unlikely anyway.

DES
PA
SEE
TOE

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8 guys in here, hop on

>people don't close the entrance doors still

lol I was that ntf. You guys missed all getting blown up by nade in the elevator by just a few seconds

It already happened. We used to have 20 - 30 minute matches a couple days ago, now fags will complain if a match takes even just 15 minutes. Fucking attention deficit morons.

>SCP-239 appears to be an 8-year-old girl, 1 meter in height and 20 kilograms in weight
IMAGINE

big shoutout to the nigger who shut the T door on me, thanks for letting peanut nut me

>tfw good enough at the game to TK the people who wanna TK me for having fun

Wait till they develop aimbots. Do you think devs will bother fixing it?

no problem user would laugh again 10/10

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP

>All the spawned keycards are too low level to get out
>MTF jerking off somewhere instead of getting to light containment
>173 camping the machine

i have threatened nerds with the handgun as a d boy

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FELIX

>it's a Felix camping the stairs episode

now threaten 173 right to his stupid fucking face and call him a dumb peanut kike

ITS THE THIRD TIME

Go fuck yourself you cum gargling nigger faggot

WHAT SERVER ARE >WE ON

77.100.90.203
77.100.90.203

71.63.72.162
this server seems to have the most people.

This

HEY ASSHOLES IN 71.63.72.162

JUST FUCKING END THE FUCKING ROUND ALREADY YOU CUNTS

God damn, how long has this round been going on for?

tfw the face when second server is full

I'm a zombie. I'm so so sorry.

>tfw the face when

*click*
*click*
*click*

Fifty thousand Nine Tailed Foxes used to live in this elevator. Now it's a plague town.

DINGED

Why do you think it belongs there? It isnt cancerous and spawning like 50 threads like other games and it'd hit the /vg/ post limit in minutes...?

>server is full
FUCK OFF SOMEONE

77.100.90.203

>Only 1(ONE) US West server
>buffs zombies and enables FF
this game needs some official servers right goddamn now

Janitor > Zone Manager > Senior Guards > Commander

You can find all of those on that ground and obtain them in that order

What are your favorite nicknames Cred Forums?

>SCP-173
Peanut

>SCP-049
Doc

>SCP-106
>Shadman

Smartest person ITT.

I don't get the shadman joke for this?

You see him, leave immediately

But you do the same for all the SCP's?

who here /praise allah/?

Peanut, Doc and Larry.
Accept no substitutes

Probably how he can fuck off through doors.

Nah. Doc and Peanut you can shred a fair bit. You can shoot larry, but he tanks bullets like a mofo.

>radical larry
>chasing d-boy
>he leads me into an NTF squad
>NTF spray him full of plasma while he autistically shouts that I'm the bigger problem

>Be 106
>outside of 914
>hear a scientist inside REEEEEing that someone stole his card and to give it back
>sit outside with 173 enjoying the banter
>hear scientist yell "Y'ALL D NIGGUHS DUN FUCKED UP NOW"
>hear gunshots from behind the door
>Pack of Dirty Ds open the door and flee from the beta scientist school shooter
>one of the Ds close the door again before the scientist can get out
>173 chases after the Ds while I go in after the scientist
>fucker sees me and starts yelling WHIRRRRRRRRRR, HELP I'M BEING SUCKED IN, NO I NEED MY O5 KEYCAR-

If you're ITT, you're a top fucking lad user

173 is clearly Peanut
049 is Doc
106 is Black Man

>scientist busting my ass to get a level 5 card by myself and getting all the way to entrance lifts to escape
>mtf faggot sees me and shoots me
the game suffers greatly from no mic retards since the game is free..

Still fun game tho

ntf shouldnt be shooting you tho

>chaos insurgency
>go to intercom room to broadcast if anyone is still alive rendezvous with my squad inside
>go back to door
>see mtf looking in
>Hey want in?
>he looks to his right
>DON'T OPEN THE DOOR
>gunshots and a horde of zombies

>calling 106 anything besides RADICAL LARRY
>ALL BUSINESS ALL THE TIME

exactly. idiots doing friendly fire cos they dont know how to play the game or are retarded

>radical larry
Such a shit nickname

>fucker sees me and starts yelling WHIRRRRRRRRRR, HELP I'M BEING SUCKED IN, NO I NEED MY O5 KEYCAR-

hownew.ru

>picking a name that literally goes to reddit when you search it

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great post. i enjoyed it

I see you weren't here at all for the original SCP:CB threads and are trying to argue it's bad because it's on reddit.

hownew.ru/faggot

WHERE THE NA SERVER

John, you knew it always had to be this way.
I left some snacks in the room okay?

i need a drawing of 106 sucking a nerd into his gay baby jail while reaching for a key card exactly like the shitpost

>mulch some people as peanut
>get spotted by blue fellas
>game immediately starts hanging (not just freezing me but mouse not working, esc not working, etc) and then crashes
WHY IS THIS FUCKING GAME SO CRASH-HAPPY

radical larry has been a Cred Forums (((meme))) for fucking ages
do one you dopey cunt

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memesystem.party:27070
get in its fun , but fuck zionist nigga

>defending reddit
>calling me new

>needing to search for it right now to understand what it is

I was about to escape as a scientist. I had Larry in my elevator as I was about to do it. Then my game crashes.

radical larry is a fucking meme from a photo of mutant fucking kids where it says the guy can vibrate through walls and that he's all business all the time
when 106 was made the original writer even fucking called him radical larry
in containment breach the notes for containing him call him radical larry
the meme itself was originally from fucking Cred Forums in 07
good try attempting to fit in though faggot, way to out that you came here in 2016 though

>just happen to walk into the lift room from entrance zone to surface as 049 because you see an NTF trying to close the gate
>he closes the gate while I'm on the lift side
>kill him then the NTFs who coincidentally descend down from the lift
>get accused of camping elevator
>crash when you try to go to the other lift side

>not going on Cred Forums or caring about SCP until now means your new

>know nothing about the origin of the name
>see it and decide to try and fit in by screaming R-REDDIT
>get blown out
>HEH I NEVER CARED ABOUT Cred Forums OR SCP
keep on digging your hole buddy

>be d-boy
>Do anything
>Die to MTF shooting you in the head because there's 0 reason for them to not do so
This game could be so much better instead of being a spectator simulator

Fuck off faggot

Ignorance of shit that's been sitewide for years and shrieking about reddit in your defense is what means you're new, you prick.

>be me, proud powerful black NTF
>see white boy dclass sprinting to the safety zone
>WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

every time

eat shit you polesmoker

Why do the D class look and run like Todd from Bojack Horseman

>inb4 I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

>SCP-191

My parental instincts are kicking in lads.

>"Oh shit guys, it's greater-than sign Shadman open the doo-"

Was that you?
Give me back my sides.

ULTRA KEK

>last CI standing
>hide in an armory for backup to arrive
>MTF everywhere
>More MTF spawn and beeline my position thanks to spectator fags.

They need to fix this

hahaha

77.100.90.203

>Bettle
what server I love this guy

71.63.72.162

what server are we in are you guys in a pub?

OH HOW I HATE THEM

I HATE PEANUT
I HATE DOC
AND I HATE LARRY

THEY DRIVE ME TO [DATA EXPUNGED]

Is there any better feeling than whipping out a pistol in 914 and crashing a D-boy party?

>too dumb to figure out a virtual mic
>just want to soundboard meme on people

>don't have a computer
>probably won't have one for a while
>enjoy reading and watching the webms anyways
I hope you guys are having fun.

>ghost a nerd for ages
>get all the way to entrance zone with him
>pull out a 5 and spill that nigger
>use his card to get into the intercom room and play chocolate rain

Easiest thing in the world.

Same boat nigga. Making due with Bedbanana and Criken videos. Shit looks fun.

It's NTFs jobs to execute D-cucks, get over it

>MTF in charge of reading comprehension

Scientists aren't D-class, dipshit.
NTF rescue Sci and kill D, CI do the opposite.

>being a round delaying faggot

nah

MTF aren't supposed to kill D-Class, they're supposed to detain them with the disarmer. They're allowed to kill them if that doesn't work though.

spotted the brainlet

I've been using overly complicated tutorials. Do you have one you recommend?

77.100.90.203

>Hanging out with 2 NTF bros making cards
>Everyone else probably dead
>Games crashes

Mechanically, even a disarmed D-class will respawn as chaos if extracted.
The moment that is patched out they might stop being KOS and the disarmer will start being used for something more than marking larry's maze.

>Get let out of 914 by using a clever ruse
>Turn most of MTF into zombies
>Then make it to the surface the exact time CI spawns
>Make most of them into zombies too

I am the Zombie King

No, a Disarmed D-Class becomes an MTF if they're brought to the surface exit.

>Telling lies

nope, chaos

Bullshit, really?
If you can prove that I will never shoot another D again.

I was so confused when I spawned then died, until I realized I was dinged

Download a virtual audio cable.
Download EXP Soundboard and fill it with sounds of your choice.
Go into Playback and assign it to your Audio Cable.
Set your default steam mic to Audio Cable and you're done. No idea how to do this while talking on mic though.

>find server
>join game
>play for 20 seconds
>mouse tweaks out
computer becomes unresponsive
> computer abruptly shuts off

what the fuck, did someone hack my pc or is this game just that fucking shitty?

It wasn't a clever ruse. Everyone dead saw you trapped with the scientist inside.

Unity

>game crashes
>try to get back on
>game crashed at IP copy and paste
WOWWWWWW

Except the MTF that was alive and couldn't see that?

Disarmed D-Class (their hands behind their back) come back as MTF.
Scientists always come back as MTF-Scientists.
If you disarm a D-Class and then some other fuck presses E on him, it frees his hands and he is no longer disarmed.
They are supposed to come back as MTF, and I've seen it happen a handful of times. However this game is a shitshow so it's totally possible it's inconsistent and could be based off of server settings.

Making this image was a mistake

There are radios. Can't arm the nuke without getting a card from the machine.

BASED

kek

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Fucking lmao

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>dabbing
>not a T-pose

77.100.90.203
77.100.90.203
77.100.90.203

you, stuck with the scientist was the funniest shit to watch

>3 d-boys get locked in 012 at the beginning of the match
>Literally trapped until the end when MTF beelines for them and mercy kills them, ending the round

Scientist stuck in 914 on 71.63.72.162. Anyone want to help? No SCP nearby or anything

Care to show me?

>OPEN THE DOORS YOU IDIOTS
>NUUUUAAAAAAAGGGHHGHGGHHHH

I fucking cried laughing

>find shitty card
>find 914
>go through effort of maxing to 5
>nigger scientist shows up and steals the card, doesn't even leave his shitty level 2 card behind
fuck you mane

Any populated servers? This game isn't fun with few people on server.

>get a bunch of O5 keycards
>open the door back out of the 914 room
>173 is out there
>everybody chimps out instead of just locking him in the room
JESUS CHRIST, ITS LITERALLY THE BEST WAY TO DISABLE 173 AND 049

>implying I'm going to bother redoing the face on a shitty mspaint sketch

Motherfucker you're not me.
Good job though

how do you set your name

why in the fuck are there so many versions of SCP-001

Steam

>have 18 HP left as CI
>Camp the elevator that NTF uses to come down
>they enter and a throw a NTF nade before the gun me down
>One of them closes the door, and they all die.
I got you :^)

>people with PC specs as names
Is that just Unity being Unity?

Some people run the game via .exe file which does that.

i made a steam account just for this game, can you change your steam name or are you just stuck with what your steam account name is?

I'm more concerned about the processors and rates I'm seeing. A lot of them are the worst choice possible.

Is there no way to change the name if I want to run the game via .exe?

Someone pls do a virgin nerd vs d-chad

Already been done.

Nope

Got some examples?

Can someone post it?

someone post it?

Made you look.

Pretty sure I saw a non overclocked 4690k in there. Along with a G4400

>get disconnected from 71.63.72.162
>Server is Full
>overflow is full of no-mic autists 1v1'ing SPC

>SCP escape because niggers left the doors open again

No no no NO NO NO NO NO

you can change it as many times as you like

Even 71.63.72.162 is full of nomic faggots, or people who barely chat or just spout memes.

Any live servers with spots?

77.100.90.203
is 24/7 but i think its empty atm

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completely empty lol

memesystem.party:27070 had a spot tho

>it's an elevator glitch episode

MOTHERFUCK

Why does he hate it when you look at his face?

What was 096 even doing in the mountains anyway?

>get 2 ntf buddies to come with me
>we have a couple grenades each
>we sit on top of CI spawn
>rain down grenades
>kill most finish stragglers
Back to respawn chaos.

Yo if you're a MTF, disarm the d-class and if they are rescued they should join your side, haven't seen it happen yet but it would be good to try out. Might make the interactions more meaningful

I disarmed a guy, escorted him out, he respawned as CI and shot me in the back as I was trying to activate the nuke.
That was before the patch though, maybe they changed it.

I've escaped as a D class while cuffed and came back as CI.

It would be a good change. Has anyone tried getting it on the devs' Trello yet?

Same here. They need to fix that asap so D-Class aren't just shoot on site to NTF.

why the fuck am i lagging so fucking much? I timed out again.

Think about it. Its the most isolated parts on earth

>tfw no Europoors playing on the one Europoor server I can connect to
Any Euros playing on NA servers? How is it?

I'm ausfag who gets anywhere from 230 to 360 ping. Everything other than larry and zombie is fine

It's just been there for decades.
An abomination to mankind, that should never have been discovered

>doctor getting out because the door's open

DENTAL PLAN!

Just tested, doesn't work. All came back as Chaos

> Mal0 is in the background of the Trello page
What did they mean by this?

>one server is full
>one apparently had me (NTF) and one SCP playing on it until SCP somehow died
>the one EUR server I can connect to has no one playing
>all other servers keep timing out
Can I somehow see how many players are in the game? I'd rather know if I'm playing with a full server or one SCP from now on.

I thought I heard the bandwagon creak as your fat ass dry-humped it.

not yet, best thing to do is add people to steam or discord and join the same server as them

>discord
XD good one reddit! dae hate discord?!

77.100.90.203
Euro bros get in here, I have no idea what I'm doing

Us server is full i am sad now

On my way. Would be my first real game though so I can't help much.

>go to take piss
>game crashes while I'm there
>server now full

>manage to trap 049 in intercom before he gets me

Mine to have no freaking clue what this shitt is

>john noche being a camping bitch again

Fuck me too, except I was still alive and actively trolling chaos from the nuke button.

Looks like you and I are the only ones in. Wanna hang out and figure shit out together?

Shure, where to meet up?

I don't fucking know everything looks the same to me.

>Spawn as D boi
>Join up with CI bro
>Kill 2 weebs while escaping
>Escape
>CI time
>Another helicopter of weebs flies in
>Kill them all with him
>Go down
>Get zombified
>Hit john before he is killed by Daddy
Was a good round.

could anyone hear either the metal mario theme or the bomberman 64 track last game?

Fixing mic thought it work gimme a moment

Make CI and MTF equal.

Want more gunfights early game

That cuts down on the D-class and Scientists though.

They should add an SCP item that lets you hear what spectators are saying

like a haunted radio or some shit like that

>Omae wa mou, shindeiru

>can't shitpost while trapped as an scp in the com room
>no one would stop you since you could kill them easy

So which gun is better, the NTF rifle or the not-m249?

That's a terrible idea

NTF for long range corridor shootan, and it deals more damage to SCP's I believe

not-m249 is better at close range and just spraying wildly

Neat idea, but it would be too strong.

The former is better outside for the range of it, the latter turns anybody into mulch while indoors though

whats a populated server that isnt full

The different NTF ranks have different HP, don't they? Why?

Who would win between 682 and Abel?
Who would win between 682 and Cain?

are any of the servers populated on NA beyond the two that are completely full?

Sorry bros, I was 173 but got disconnected

deadlock until one or more of them gets bored and goes to fuck other shit up

That's not his actual model, right?

But able cannot stop until he's "killed"

Those are all shit SCPs.

What's the complete list of scp available in the game now?

it would be some retarded cop-out like 682 plays dead until abel goes away

just 3

049
173
106

the game is in beta and just released in december last year

>want to play
>get into a server
>disconnected
Fuck this game

Playable: 173, 049, 106 (096 Soon)
Usable: 914, the vending machine and a weapon

Do MTF/CI really have the same health as scientists/d class?

CB had a far more terrifying model.

079, though he's disabled and in the mid of a rework

049, 106, and 173 are playable. 079 was previously playable but is currently removed for an overhaul. 914 can be used to upgrade key cards.

096 and 457 are coming soon. 294 and 012 will be implemented eventually.

NTF rifle is superior headshot damage, which makes it better for taking out doc although he does to anything quickly. It also makes it good for picking off human targets outside or down long corridors since night vision and the like. Close range shenanigans SAW is better

>tfw lost connection twice while scp, one before I could even play it, the second time in the middle of playing it
Fucking sucks.

Anyone else been on an SCP binge as of late?
I've reading up old and new articles from the site, some good shit on that site.
I think this is my most recent favourite.
scp-wiki.net/scp-2460

With how shitty the mouse input and networking is in this game the SAW is always fucking better because you can just spray and spray and spray and it doesn't kick nearly as hard as the NTF gun. And God help you if you got an NTF spawn as a grunt with the shitty fucking pistol.

if you don't have shitty connection than the ntf rifle is easily 1-2 shot kill

I have. The most recent one I liked was the cookbook SCP which I thought was neat.
scp-wiki.net/scp-241
I'm currently reading the Ikea one since a few other anons were talking about it.

>with another scientist
>escape to gateway
>wait 10 minutes
>1 MTF comes and saves us
>in high containment and run into chaos and we run away
>escape to the ground level
>game crashes as soon as I leave the lift

FUCK UNITY

>vending machine
Is that even in the game now? I remember seeing it before a few patches.

I thought you were murdered by CI, I almost was. Terrifying.

RIP, least we did it