"I'm glad I played the same game for years till I got the world record"

>"I'm glad I played the same game for years till I got the world record"

>"I'm sorry grandpa, someone already broke your world record"

>"I'm sure glad I took all those hormones and got that sex reassignment surgery"

>”I’m sorry grandpa, your Atari Dragster record was disqualified”

>then you must avenge me

Why are you using quotation marks within the quote function? Are you retarded?

My grandad actually said this when he was dying and none of us knew what the fuck he was on about.

...

He probably wanted to let out a funny last word ala Reddit.

>*wheeze* Son... you must... *wheeze* delete... the.. porn folder... *wheeze*

>meme arrows are the quote function

J-just send in a heavily edited VHS tape showing a doctored score.

Should've encrypted your computer old man.

records are meant to be broken

I don't mean literally the second he died. He just kept going on about getting revenge and shit for like the last week of his life.

Acquiring the record is an achievement, even if you're not the last.

>implying i'm going to be on a deathbed
only thing that's going to kill me is myself

>and let all that good porn go to waste? fuck you dad, it's part of my collection now

Well...Did you get Revengeance?

>damn dad, you really like your shitting dick nipples huh

Well he never actuality specified who exactly he wanted revenge on.

Not really.

You know (((who)))

The cat, for stealing his pipe

>why are there so many cartoon children in your MAL list, grandpa

>"I'm glad I took the redpill and raised a christian family with values.
>"I am sorry grandpa, the jews won. I change sex twice and I am still not happy. Fucking bigot, hope you die soon so I can get your money. NURSE HELP I AM GETTING RAPED!

>I forgot.... to log out... of exhentai....

When my family finds my collection, it's going to be fucking legendary.
I hope the afterlife exists, because I wanna see everyone react.

bad post

Sorry, soybody, but you're on the wrong side of history.

Ummm Dad... everybody has seen your porn collection for years... we were just uncomfortable bringing it up

If he was in a delirious state then he might have been copying what he heard in books or movies.

>When your grandpa's parting gift to you is a way to get past the sad panda.
That's why you get flowers on your grave every year.

this kills the man