Wow, hyper-dimension neptunia huh?...you must--wow

>ugly cunt trying to judge someone
wew

>I like to renew my subscription to OneDrive
>browse the files on my phone while looking at her

/thread

Only when they have buy 2 get 1 free

>non Leafs wearing black and red flannel

>"One copy of Hyperdimension Neptunia, please."

imagine her with short hair, is it a dude?

I love wearing wool flannel.
I'd kill to have a job where I can just be comfy.

We invented it. Canada can suck my red white and blue cruise missile.

I didn't ask for your opinion cunt. Hurry up and do your minimum wage task for me already.

What a faggot

Scan what I've put in front of you. Do your fucking job. Or call your manager so I can tell them your shit attitude is hurting the store.

Looks like Charlie but with groomed facial hair

I only give snarky glances at women who buy cucumbers. Women who buy very little unprocessed food and cucumbers are obviously not using the cuces for cooking.

Thanks for your valued opinion bitch from Target.
>Implying I even go to Targets

Unless you are attractive then the cashier girl flirts with you by bringing up things you have in common.

Cucumbers are also the laziest near-zero calorie snack.

And we invented basketball, what's your point?

>"you must be a fucking weeb faggot holy shit just kill yourself"

Same. All of my outermost clothing has to be FR. Shit sucks.

>I want a girl who barley tries

That why you saved this huh faggot

This desu

I see carl couldn't find another acting gig now that he's dead on walking dead.

Never happens. I work at a grocery store, and most of the female cashiers only flirt with male coworkers. Hell, most of the female baggers only flirt with male coworkers.

The only female coworker I've ever seen flirt with a customer was 50 years old and smoked for the past 35 years.

>cross

Kek

That's a dork if I'd ever seen one, not really chad material.

What if, instead of filing customer complaints, you could just bend the clerk over for a good paddling? Haha just kidding haha. Yes, including the boys.[/spouler]

I'd ask her if she wanted to check out my neps

>tfw realize that every single day I wear a tshirt and wool flannel
It's just so easy.

people still shop a target?

Yeah, but they taste like shit.

I much prefer snacking on fried asparagus, or carrots with some salad dressing.

Well excuse me then, I guess I've must have been flirting with a ghost.

You don't see anyone going around saying only Americans are allowed to play Basketball.

>begins trending
>quickly became a new meme
I browse normie sites at works and I've never come across variations of that

A bit of salt and they're fine.

I used to like carrots until I fucked my teeth like a moron

How's that minimum wage and part-time working out for yah? Move out of your patents place yet? Wow....

Here you go hun

So you're saying I could go up to you with a cucumber, Vaseline and girls panties and you would think nothing of it? I doubt that, I worked in retail too and I always looked at the person and the stuff they and thought my part of it.

You're ALLOWED, we just do it better.
Like dreads and black people.

She has no ass anyway. Fuck how she feels

>tfw I brush my teeth every day before work and before bed
>tfw my teeth are damn near perfect, except for one chip on my molar
I also chew on ice.

This, I don’t give a shit why you wanna return your stuff, just as long as it’s within the 30 days

She got really ugly, really fast.

Looks like we had the last laugh

Gonna be me tomorrow picking up a kingdom hearts game I ordered online at best buy.

Not looking forward to it.

>quickly became a meme
The only other "un-tumblrized" thing I've seen in my memory is Zarya from way back when.
However, I have seen plenty of tumblrized shit.

FUCK DUDE is that some KemoFure?

Why not just have it shipped to your place when you're ordering online anyways

Bully me harder, leaf senpai!

*grazes your hand as I reach for the doujinshi*

Here's the full version, for the curious. People actually got mad at this.

>Thinking women are fucking cucumbers
Holy shit user how deluded are you

Wasn't expensive enough to qualify for free shipping. I'll put up with the moment of embarrassment to save $4.

Plenty of women do. It's how my sister got by without a vibe for so long.

>start with left image
>make hair black
>show midriff and make it thinner like the right
>refrain from pointless christ-cuck talisman
>profit

The cross gets me every time.

>I'll put up with the moment of embarrassment to save $4.
You better take less than 30 minutes to pick it up, and use little if any gas. Otherwise, you're losing money here, even at minimum wage.

She is ugly.

How many years? Because after around three i got desensitized.

You ruined a perfectly good thick and slightly browned hottie

and all guys fuck cantaloupes
laugh at all the soymen you see buying them

Fuck you those are delicious

>Body of left minus the tattoo and pink highlights
>Bag over head
Wow I fixed it.

This. No one in retail gives a fuck about you, what you're buying, or what you're buying it for. They're too busy trying to get their shit done so their corporate overlords don't have them pulled them into an office for "coaching".

Heavy drug use tends to do that

I bought Anarchy Reigns there about 5 years ago for $7 on clearance. Before that, I doubt I had bought a game at Target in at least a decade.

...

Why bother subtracting the highlights if you're bagging her head?

>oh wow, so you're a Nazi huh?

if that was a real saber hed be dead lmao... fucking virgin not a chad

>no one gives a shit about what you buy.

kinda offtopic but I'm afraid to buy toilet paper because I imagine people like you laughing inside to the thought of me wiping my ass with it.

why bother posting a pic of yourself, you low test little man?

In a cosmic sort of way, yes.

Looks like the female version of Malcom in the middle

why would you fuck a fruit? I remember using banana peels when i was in middle school but my dick smelled fruity afterwards and i stopped.

Nep games aren't even sold a Target.

iunno

>walk in to buy a simple hdmi cord
>cashier asks what i plan on watching
Leave me alone.

as someone who worked at a GAME store some years ago I can assure you what this guy is saying is a lie
every time someone bought persona or some weeb shit like that most employees will snicker after they left, then comment about how the buyer was probably a virgin, neet, etc

how the fuck else are you supposed to get your potassium?

t. Virgin

That sounds like a store with excess staff. Put otherwise, a store that will soon see layoffs.

just ring my shit up you ugly fucking slag

Why is this thread still here? Do your fucking jobs mods