You received a friend request!

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>mfw (You)

Why has Sakura spilt yogurt all over her face? How unladylike.

Looks like someone was tickling her as she went to take a bite.

>Accept the friend request
>The friend uses you as a Dark Souls trilogy on-call summon

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>playing Halo 4
>some dude PM'd me wanting me to let him get 3 or 4 assassinations off of me cause he only needed a few more to meet the quota for whatever in-game challenges Halo 4 had at the time
>i let him because i'm an overly nice cuck and have way more kills than deaths anyway
>still finish that same match with more kills than deaths
I hope i made that squeaky nerd's day wherever he is.

Lewd the Sakura.

>It's from some shitter you beat in dark souls

>never get friend requests

>mfw I never ever get any (yous)

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>make this post
>no one replies

Fuck you!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FILENAME?

here

dumb slut

Portal Knights

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

(You)

I miss in Halo 2 where you had to send a friend request to someone to talk shit

>beat someone in a match
>Friend request from xx3SHOTBRxx
>"kill yourself faggot ur bad"

silly

I want to drink water with Sakura!

I want to make Sakura wear strange hats!

I want to violently RAPE Sakura!

This is 4 u

double not real

fuck off

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Sauce?

give me a (You) right FUCKING NOWWWW

Seems to be a combination of surprised emohi/furry/Bugatti Veyron/infant giving the bird.

@407274585
here you go buddy :)

407274585 (You)

cat

I wonder what this poster meant.

Wasn't this thread about friend requests?

(you

>when the girl you're so in love with never messages you first

>get a friend request after a match
>wait ten minutes
>decline and go offline
>mfw

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Im sorry user. It was the same for me and my crush ended up liking someone else

post yfw the mods are apparently asleep

>random friend request from guy you've never talked to that was in the same match

>Sit down at home to read a good book.
>Just as I get to the bottom of the page a big black message box blocks my vision.
>YOU ARE BEING SUMMONED TO ANOTHER WORLD
>Look down at my hands.
>I forgot to take my rings off.
>Try to pull them off.
>I just can't... they are stuck.
>The world starts fading to black around me.

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>A bunch of fags spam "HELLO" rocks at me while they take turns stabbing me in the arse.

>playing runescape
>talking to some guy for awhile
>"add me?"
>immediately log out and pick a different world 10 minutes later

>not shedding your humanity and becoming a living weapon to fuck her essence while leaving her body to rot

>from Julee-Ann Deyqua (Zeehari)
>Hiiiiiiiiiii I'm from out of state and going to school in Anonymous Proxy....... can you show me around ?? ;))))
>don't respond
>Haahahaha of course I am! Did you even have to ask????
>don't respond
>No wayy! Oops well I'm leaving the library soon so you should email me at supah0tcandy4_U@yahoo,com

Cuck

>you don't have a bf

>tfw added my sister on Steam and she keeps inviting me to stupid ass games
>tfw I got on an alt account and joined the server she was playing in on TF2
>tfw she ERP'd with me

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>girl leads me on
>eventually starts sexting me
>find out she has a fiance and 2 kids
>she's upset he never pays attention to her
>keep sexting for a year or so
>talks about how she wants to meet and fuck irl
>her fiance eventually finds out
>calls me crying
>says she really loves me, but she can't leave her fiance
>never talk to each other again

>Hot girls in you neighborhood want to chat with you !

Is it morally wrong of me to marry off my little sister to this fox-man, who's physically stronger than any human, and masturbate to the thought of him dominating her in his giant fox form, fucking her tight, not-yet-legal pussy every night? Am I a bad brother for thinking it's hot to imagine his giant animal dick knotting up as he cums inside of her, filling her up for the next few hours as she cums repeatedly from getting filled up, and her stomach being swelled up from the sheer amount by the end?

(you)

>when the girl you're in love with read what you sent but hasn't replied
>you sent it a month ago

post log or stop larping

I know that feel

That is pretty funny man. You know, my dumb arse aunt went and spent all her money on Nigerian scammers. She went to meet one she was in love with and that guy either didn't exist or just wasn't up to it so a different Nigerian scammer met her.

But then she was like 'BBC is BBC' anyway and went for it. We were mailed parts of her body later after she asked us for money.

>You don't have an f

based sminem poster

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user, emojis are now in unicode

>you don't have a gf

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>Trying to date a chick from my University.
>Apparently I resemble Harry Potter enough that she brings it up as her fetish.
>She tells me she is into this Harry Potter role-play forum.
>After a date or two with her I checked out this website.
>Lots of young girls role playing with eachother, apparently ERP'ing regularly in a subforum.
>Don't want any of that shit, but sign up as a nice non-sexual "Buckbeak" in order to contribute without being hit on.
>Really start enjoying it, draw character art and animations and make a bit of a name for myself quickly as the mysterious new commer.

>Chatting with Hagrid.
>*blushes*
>Y'know beaky I canneh 'elp wantin ta feel them feathers on me skin.
>ABORT ABORT
agskandbkalshdndnksk
>And I never went back.

A bit later it comes out on a date. The desired effect was that she'd appreciate me being interested; but really she felt like I'd sort of invaded her ERP place. Awkward as fuck, felt like a fool. Turns out as well that a vast majority of the forum was actually only a handful of little girls with puppet accounts. Plus, adult man Jesus Christ ABORT.

>receive a friend request from a girl
>they have over 500 friends

how did you not see that coming?
ofc any RP shit is filled with pedos, furrys and THE GAYS

Typical.

I always deny them all.

>wanting to be the only one in her friendlist
Only in dreams.

Fan fiction communities are always terrible, but for some reason harry potter fanfic always has the absolute worst communities.

>Somewhere in the world a young girl pretended to be Hagrid and decided that writing an erotic scenario in which he publicly fucks Buckbeak was a good idea.

I don't wanna go on about this forum but in this scenario I was the creepy old guy and got the fuck out. I was offered to join the daily live chat and knew the jig was up.

let me guess... this nigga can fly

id/popovitch
Ill be on tomorrow ,I sleep now.

if this post is a 5 video games will be good again

It may not be a 5, but at least it's over 9000.

This makes me scared. I don't want to accept but I don't want to deny either. I wish it never happened. What's wrong with me?

>Receive a friend request from a girl
>Less than three friends
rare girl or catfish?

>become friends
>friend deletes you months later

>0 steam friends because I mostly pirate games, only MP game I played was TF2, I'm not a faggot who ERPs and all the IRL people I know are too normalfag for videogames
It's a lonely feel
Thank god for Cred Forums or I would never be able to talk about vidya

La creatura.....

That's not funny. That's not funny whatsoever.

Will Sakura be sad if I decline her request?

>add each other through a game
>don't do anything for months
>try to reach out later
>"Who are you?"
Just play a fucking game with me you cunt

Yes because Selkie doesn't need magic mods.

She works magic on my dick, though

Yeah she'll probably kill herself.

el goblino...

Cuck

work your magic and gimme the sauce then nigga