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Worst skeleton

Why isn't there more 'Death' games?

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Has anyone played this? Is it any good?

Skellies.

You ever think a skeleton might want to do anything more than patrol dungeons and ancient tombs with low-level swords and bows, waiting to be killed by an adventurer? How come we never see any skeleton adventurers looking for riches themselves, or shopkeeps looking to sell their way to a calcium-filled easy life?

Where's my skeleton miner who legit struck it rich and rewards the party 10x the amount of gold you initially invested in him, and later you find him in the opulent palace sipping champagne from a golden cup?

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There aren't enough games where you play as a skeleton.

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Tingle is the only human to take on a skeleton captain.

T I N G L E .

>lower jaw
DELETE THIS

What about Mario?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think oddesy confirms mario aint human

There's a comic about a skeleton bard going on adventures, but it's aimed at kids and not all that great. It's called Rickety Stitch.

What percentage of a persons body has to be bone in order to be considered 'a skeleton'?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Does this constitute as a skeleton?

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100% No flesh allowed. If there's skin, even a hint of it, it's technically a zombie.

What about Link then?

my favorite robot master still

Link is a sissy elf boi.

I wanna fug Chun-Li's skeleton

Sadly not.

Robots do not count (Even if they do look badass).

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youtube.com/watch?v=ffwBTiV6wJc

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THIS

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You're forgetting the best skeleton breakfast simulator around.

What mod?

unrelated note : Fuck these three assholes.

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You're being a bit strict mate.

But on the plus side, he does eventually evolve into a skeleton.

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One particularly sweet skeleton.

True, he does get bonus points for that.

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delete this immediately

Looks like a Gouf skeleton from the thumbnail

yeah he's italian

Even as a heap of chalk
You bony nerds can suck my cock

>tfw no game over boobs
0/10 worst than nuts and bolts

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amuro had it rough

>chalk
>cock
user, your rhyming skills are a bit shit.
Please try again, else you'll look like a tit.

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Top 3 Best Skeleton Sounds
1) AHHHHHGEGEGEGEEGEGGEEGEGGEGE
2) KE KE KE KE KEEEEE KE EKE KE EEEEE
3) WWWUUOOOOOAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAH

Discuss.

I've been thinking about this scene every so often, it's one of the best skeleton related things in vidya

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The flesh is weak. Impure. It must be stripped away.

youtube.com/watch?v=0K0Rs0oarO0

You're wrong. The skeleton sounds are

1) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2) KKKKKKKKK *pat pat*
3) *rattle rattle xylophone*
special mentions to THHHHPPPPPPPPPPPP

they reference it (and a lot of DD things) in Original Sin 1 but no skelly actually falls apart. It might happen somewhere in OS 2 but idk, didn't play with an undead in the party.

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>No ACK ACK ACK

Do NOT turn the skeleton off

But isn't every reason behind animated skeletons in anything is because of necromancy?

>special mentions to THHHHPPPPPPPPPPPP

What about Medievil?

Skeletons make the best characters and are highly underutilized by only being fodder.

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ACK ACK ACK is good, but too common. Generic. More special skeleton noises are better.

those skeletons were raised by a necromancer... who died and is using magic from beyond the grave to try to get them to resurrect him but the boneheads aren't very good at taking directions or reading on account of not having any eyes

It's best not to take Divinity too seriously

Did not expect

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Because they're thoughtless skeletons whos sole purpose is to protect spooky skeleton burial grounds.

sexiest skeltal

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Ah shit I fucked up the sound too.
It's been eight years. Wow

Medievil is good.

that's a skeleton even if it's a robot skeleton

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Might be a bit lewd

MOOOOOOOOOOOODDDSSSS IMM SCAREEEED HEEEELPP MEEEEEE!!!!

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>games have gone so far as skeleton wheels but they're always on a fucking wheel
>still no skelecopters

KEEP THE SEXUAL OUT

SKELLYS ARE PURE

Skeletons are usually just magically animated remains. Sometimes connected to souls and intelligence, but most of the time just tools for whoever is using them. For some reason it works better than just animating a pile of branches or metal bars into a human shape to do the same thing.

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I promise you that one day, I will make a game that features a skelecopter.
One day.

He lost so much weight!

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godspeed

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But Gravelord Nito you have SO MANY skeletons
Can I have just ONE?

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REEE RAW

REEE RAW REH!

>tfw we couldve been skeletons
>instead we're fleshbags with the skeletons hidden inside

is this a lewd skele pose? It looked lewd to me

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bones are overrated, I had mine removed

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Awesome skele coming through

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The full version of this gif is pretty good.

how do you make your blood?

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What's going on in this thr-

>no Tim the caster
How sad

wanna drink?

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I want to go there...

What are you talking about user?

ah my king.

Enderal had good skeletals too

MR BONES!

>fleshless one

then what's that shit covering his lower arms and hands?

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flesh colored magic aura

Game or pixel art?

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Enderal was fucking wonderful, I can't wait for the DLC.

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Sure bud, I'm sure this drink will quench my-

AH FUCK

>i always wanted to start my own religion
>so i did

just pixel art as far as I know. sorry, mate

>Old /tg/
>Masturbating over how 'great' /tg/ is for a 3/10 meme idea
Holy shit, I am so glad old /tg/ is dead and never coming back.

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>a few posts appreciating new ideas back when Cred Forums was full of them
>woooow how could they have fun back then

you deserve the shithole this place became

>2010
>"old" /tg/

FUCK

Yeah, fuck you buddy

fuck you, man. skelecopters would be cool

>people who were just born when this website was created are almost old enough to post

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you think that stops them from doing so anyway?

What game?

old /tg/ always latched onto retarded shit like the stupid fucking purple ork thing.

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How can they move without any muscles or tendons? Also bestest doot

Yugioh has skeletons too, and they're pretty damn spooky

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>male lich

No thanks, I'm not gay.

No mod. The soldiers were replaced with Skeletons during Halloween. The best part was their damage was also amplified, turning the skeleton hordes into gigantic meat grinders that deleted players in a second

For Goner

underage bans have always posted, it's the idea that we can't call them out anymore because time is passing and we can't do anything about it

rapozacomics.carbonmade.com/projects/5313679

if you haven't read steve's comic yet, what are you doing?

That's a really good doot right there

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>skeleton with tits
confirmed stuffer

Or literally trying to turn someone's generic orc warrior cliche into a religion because the user told a literally fake story about his dead dad around it.

>two skeletons

>taking the bait
you boneheads

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Didnt wario do it too? Theres also a skeleton captain in oracle of seasons but you dont actually fight him, same with superstar saga

I can't blame a lady for wanting to tend to her looks.

Cortez was so fucking cool to me as a kid. Still is.

VOLUME 2 WHEN??

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Nice skeltalin

skeletons need tits too

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Wtf are you on about? How do you pronounce those words then?

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No it's not, scalefag subhuman

>skeleton wants to check out lizard woman tits

Is there a classic DOOM mod where you play as a revenant?

Chawlk-chalk
Chawk-chock
Cawlk-caulk
Cawk-caulk
Cawk-cock

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Sorry man, scalie women give me a boner.

Shockingly, no.

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youtube.com/watch?v=eJiUfnIzbVM

Text is from friday the 13th on NES where theyre at camp
no idea of art source tho

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were not so different after all

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Dont over pronounce the l and its fine
Chalk malk
Chalk cock
Can rhyme either way

/OUR THREAD/

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>Oh, insolent one who has brought the unthinkable into a land as dark as Ikana...

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Bones are built for the purpose of locomotion and stability so it makes sense why some magical force would be able to use them properly.

You called, King Ikana?

Skeletons are yucky and eat boogers.

I can't wait till yours escapes your flesh. You're the one holding him back dammit.

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with those eyes this image is pretty genuinely unsettling

we got shooters out here, bitch

Good luck, im hidding behind several catholic frogmen.

Skeleton motorcycles being made fun of was always harsh, I thought. The invention of the motorcycle was only less than a decade off away from the events in C64, and it wouldn't be unusual for someone to have made early blueprints in another part of the world, especially with Drac's mad-scientist lab.

Shit man I never complained about it, I thought it was awesome.

>divide and conquer between meat and bone
Leave now, and never return.

I know. I'm just commenting aloud. I remember there was a slew of youtube reviewers after AVGN's CV reviews where people went after C64, and the low hanging fruit of the Motorcycle Skeletons. I'm still carrying that grudge.

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WHEN ARE YOU GONNA RUN OUT OF BONES AND FALL APART?

youtube.com/watch?v=MiEYCXPI-qY

very carefully

What thread did I just walk into....

>mods are asleep
>post skeletons
are you trying to wake them up?

Nope.

>[CAN'T WAKE UP]

I like skeletons. post skele groove

youtube.com/watch?v=yRyzg2XUi94

best song in that game though

Im scared

youtube.com/watch?v=5T5RqkQP7O4

Step back, peasants.

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What the fuck, this is hilarious

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Is this maximum skelly?

>when you ain't having none of that necromancy shit and just want to be dead in peace

I always like in games helping those who died find peace, especially if they are trapped in some sort of limbo.

Helping some skellys trapped in a tomb or such that were perhaps seeking refuge, or other were adventurers, remove what is stopping them from moving on to the afterlife would be sweet.

Do skeletons have unlimited potential for growth?

this is a sad skellington, would you help him?

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If he is friendly then yes. If the skellingtons are hostile at all the trope loses its charm

My skeles are a little different.

Oh, Captain!

E-excuse me, sir!

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*shatters you*

The only reason I got ToME was for the skeleton race. Skeletons are just aesthetic, fun, and goofy to be.

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amidoinitrite?

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Skeleton Frisky

WAZZUP

It's always been implied that Dracula has been scientifically advanced by centuries ahead of whatever the current period is due to the various science, alchemy, and machine labs you'd come across in the different iterations of the castle.

Skeletons riding very clunky motorbikes that wouldn't exist until 50 years later (the game takes place in like, 1850-something) certainly isn't strange when you're dealing with a nigh-immortal vampire scholar demonlord who does this kind of stuff for shits and giggles.

A classic

alright

Didn't see him posted, could be wrong though.

i always thought gashadokuro is kinda weird compared to others in japanese mythology
usually yokai are pretty unique-looking with wacky backstories and shit and here we have just a giant starving skeleton for whatever reason.

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Cute hat.