Who stole his "going into games" machine, Cred Forums?

Who stole his "going into games" machine, Cred Forums?

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There has been a significant uprising of old Cred Forums, and whether it's oldfags come to reclaim the throne or newfags falseflagging, it makes me geniunely happy to see Cred Forums undoing its faggotosis one thread at a time.

>old Cred Forums
>2016

the one and only

what game would you go into?

"Going into games machine" is the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen on Cred Forums, I still crack up sometimes if it pops into my head.

based

>that typo

>he tried to go into Thief
>Garret stole his going into games machine and is somewhere here on earth while poor user is trapped in the taffer realm

What?

What do characters in the "going into games" machine smell like?

Old Cred Forums was every day back in 06-08, and it's an aesthetic that carries on a spirit through reposts of funny screencaps and memes, and a lot of threads nowadays have been championing that aesthetic.

It feels good to not see Cred Forums and /mlp/ and Cred Forums shileld so hard around here, for once.

You guys are a part of that!

BE PROUD OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING!

>Height of Cred Forums memes
This board is garbo compared to the GODS of /fit/ and Cred Forums

Is this the same user who also tried "going into games" by playing with an unplugged controller while flailing his other hand wildly?

/mlp/ is dead and Cred Forums owns all of Cred Forums

that was the shittiest samefag ever.

I want to go into Pokemon and never come back.

>the video game board should be about memes and ebin screencaps

you desperately need to get laid my dudes

Sure hasn't been about video games for the past century

What if he was really a rich kid with parents who paid homeless people to dress up as video game characters for him?

You desperately need to play Thief Gold friend

i would go into overwatch and just start fucking

Me too

No, that was just a guy trying to force a shitty meme by baiting you 16yos

Cred Forums doesn't own anything. Even their imaginary wives left them.

They can shitpost any board and destroy any thread at will
Say what you want but since mods don't do shit to them, they own this place

>write my legit autism
>5 replies
>someone writes made up autism
>200 (You)'s
i just wanted some attention

I did, what kind of faggot would use it to sniff girls?

>Gets 5 replies
>Is not enough
Wwe are not your parents and we won't fix your abandonment issues, unironically and seriously end your life.

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Kirby, to get vore'd ;)

how tf do u get height

haha

You can't it is a shitposting image.

@407279382
this is the final stage of autism, folks. hopefully some federal authority is monitoring this loser.

By having sex, nerd.

You have to steal it from beanpoles pretending to be real men. The anger makes it steam off of them and you breathe it in.
Shitposting more is a start.

Why not just go into Monster Girl Quest or the countless other vore games?

Nobody likes real relatable autism
We want something so extreme it makes us feel better about our selfs,

but i dont have height, how can i have sex?

Get a clue, pal.

You probably just weren't autistic enough

>Zyzz didn't make it
>Cred Forumsstopped producing great memes constantly
>Notch sold out

You think I don’t fucking know that already?
Fuck you, nerd.

don't tell me what I need to do/not do faggot. I'll post a collage of the girls I've fucked if that's what I have to do.

What did he say
what did he say

He just mass replied to like 20 people and said "you desperately need to get laid my dudes"

It involved a bathtub full of maggots and a small child.
Mods got their work cut out for them.

i've been here since 2018 and i've never seen this before in my life

Dwarf fortress automates everything that user is talking about, lel

A skillfully made photoshop of hiro having sex with his mother

Violated Heroine of course
Is there any other answer

You desperately need me to come crack your fucking skull open you little cocksucker.

>half the scenes still bug out with serena and show nanako's sprites
As much as I love nanako sometimes I just want the stupid loli instead

I'd probably get one of those japanese porn games and just tug it all day in my cell.

if it makes you feel better, its not unusual to retards samefag entire threads worth of replies to to their own ebin coment and screencap it so they can post it in the chanz, its really sad to see that happening.

Those /r/Cred Forums posters are at it again.

user go to sleep, your post was all over the place!

you're doing good here so far

Because you only go to shitpost threads and only play flavour of the month games

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hey I saw you only had 5 replies and wanted to let you one up before, here's your 6th, buddy

Cred Forums still runs this site from the shadows

Have a seventh, you autistic fuck

>08 Cred Forums

No, 05-07 Cred Forums. 08 was when the refuge crisis from Cred Forums occurred causing the place to be overwhelmed by Cred Forumstards and newfags.

>Write my underage autism when I was still underage and a newfag
>Anons compliment me
You know, I gotta thank Cred Forums for teaching me how to not be an autismo in public,
even if it meant becoming a degenerate with a ton of fetishes

user, the "oldfags" all either adapted to new memes or stopped being virgins. I noticed an uptick in negative reactions to political discussion which is a nice change of pace, but the old days are behind. This community's past its prime in internet hijinks because comedy is percieved as reflecting deep personal feelings or beliefs. With that said, man, fuck women in comedy. They can do whatever else they want, but they don't have the right kinds of minds for comedy and I tell you this growing up around mostly woman my entire life.

this
literally nothing will ever come close to baneposting, especially after the 4U flight crash

Monika.

So
I'll tell you his machine

It is your own brain

As a 1990s grunge liker
I'll tell you 90s music is super deep

But I'm changing the subject
So ok picture yourself on the ranch and the girl character with you farting

And it will tell you the machine
The machine is your own brain
You have infinite resources to spawn anything in your brain
You can go anywhere see anyone

So why is 90s music deep? Look at this and the machine idea or the mind?

My reflection dirty mirror
There's no connection to myself
I'm your lover I'm your zero
I'm the face in your dreams of glass
So save your prayers
For when you're really gonna need 'em
Throw out your cares and fly
Want to go for a ride?
She's the one for me
She's all I really need, oh yeah
She's the one for me
Emptiness is loneliness and loneliness is cleanliness
And cleanliness is godliness, and God is empty just like me


All this is saying that spirituality is inside yourself and the world is blind to it but you can go search deep inside and find spirituality

Is this the same lad?

>older sister is called a comedy genius and the life of every party
>all her jokes are poop/fart/pee related
Also she sucks at video games. She'd make a great streamer

>going into games machine

Never have I ever heard or seen this phrase before in my 8+ years of being on here every day with very little exception
Is it a typo or what?

jealous

Degenerate is propaganda

post good recent Cred Forums threads
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/401316274

I was here for dsfargeg and desu posting and i think most oldfags are here forever or they're already dead, It's just that things change and we're all forced to adapt.

Exactly this. When the board was niche was when Cred Forums was good. Cred Forumstards invading is when it started to go downhill and it's been getting worse ever since.

The history of Cred Forums
>October 1, 2003
>First post on the website
>October 2, 2003
>First post complaining about the huge drop in quality and how the newfags are ruining everything for the oldfags

Does anyone have a screencap of the thread of the guy who's spazzing out on his toilet pretending he's playing a video game? It was a thread that was about right at the end of December last year.

That thread never happened your imagining it with your games machine

like shit, apparently.

This is the kind of post I've seen made on discord unironically. They really are that defensive of their cancer. I really need better friends, but all of you are faggots as well

what if I'm using my going into games machine right now and just forgot

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Have we started the fire?

>2016
>old Cred Forums
>all those replies so they can be included in the /r/Cred Forums screenshot
>old Cred Forums

>It feels good to not see Cred Forums
Cred Forums is in literally every fucking thread though what are you on?

He's talking about the spirit of goofing off and having fun you faggot from 2015 misinterpreting his point for posterity and approval

>Use Going Into Games machine
>some asshole steals it
>Fuck
>trapped in some shitty waifu sim
>waifu is hot but can't fuck waifu forever
>Some time later
>Hear the click of my computer tower, feel data being erased
>Unknown amount of time in nonexistence
>Oh, I exist again
>waifu (player character) is derping around
>Try to communicate with them
>"Wtf user is that YOU? >( o.0 )( ^.^ )< Did you know there's a character editor? I made you look k y o o t!"
>she actually vocalises the fucking y
>Turn me back please
>"This isn't the real you, it's a copy I made! And that means I get to do whatever I want with you."
>fml
>"Don't worry, I uploaded the real you to that website you always go to."
>"Think I'll upload the cute copy as well! >( ~.^ )

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>that post having any of the goofing off spirit of old Cred Forums
sure thing friendo I can make lul so randum posts as well

but user we're all here for you.

>shoop da whoop
fuck, I haven't seen that meme in nearly 10 years
you've made my night user

I'm gonna need two dicks to masturbate properly

I don't like you.

>Lul
>For the lulz
>Not being in the spirit of Cred Forums
You are a newfag my guy

Have a (You), it's a doggy dog world out there.

i miss old Cred Forums

Discord seems upset with these recent developments

I can never be 2006 again, user
It's over and you're still here. You'll be here forever, just like all the rest of us

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>forgetting /biz/
Captain of the Meme Industry.

Most old Cred Forums users either became normalfags or tripled down and went to even more virginal boards like /jp/ and /vr/, people from before 2014 are considered rare nowadays on Cred Forums

Sometimes I stop and think, jesus I've been here for 10 years.
Then I realize it's been longer than that. I'm 27 and have been here since I was 15. Came here through YTMND and never looked back.
Oldfags aren't here to "reclaim the throne" we have always been here, lurking and judging. The fact is most of these faggots can't hang for too long and take off eventually. There is always waves of newfags that try to change the site but eventually realize they are pissing in an ocean of urine. Those newfags take off and the only ones that stick around are the ones that post depressed memes cause they wonder why nobody "gets them"
We get you faggots. We understand why you're depressed and you have every reason to be.
We just don't care. And that's the point.

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Remember when Cred Forums used to be considered the ultimate cancer of this website? I don't think I've heard someone be called a Cred Forumstard in ages. Seeing Cred Forums mentioned at all is extremely rare honestly, what happened?

>recent developments
the developments of nothing? remember to include me in the /r/Cred Forums screencap

Yeah, I don't believe that for a second faggot.

i miss japan time

Go die and never come back i hate you shitty res

I'm just gonna post things from my depraved folder if that's fine with you guys

Cred Forums became the new Cred Forums and morphed into something even more cancerous
Cred Forums's a shell of itself and mostly irrelevant

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thank you

>Cred Forums hasn't made a site wide meme in years

what the fuck went wrong bros

It begins

>old Cred Forums
>2016

Jesus, I've been posting here since 2009 and I still feel like an absolute newfag.

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NIGGA THAT'S FROM 2 YEARS AGO! I STILL REMEMBER 2000s Cred Forums! FFS!

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Love Cred Forums

Top 10 Unsolved Crimes

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At least it's not Ochiko or Alloyrabbit

The first complaints of newfaggotry happened at least 3 years after that when Cred Forums day happened and 7chan was made.

Does anyone have the post of that one guy saying the fun you're having is artificial?

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Yeah he's definitely focusing on the date, and not the suddenly resurgence of Cred Forums related threads and other attempts at board culture that aren't wojaks wearing different hats

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Hideous, use the fucking template,

Have you forgotten the spirit of Cred Forums? How to do things for the Lulz? Sad.

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Travis touchdown.

nice

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Like I give a single fuck faggot. Make your own if you want it done differently.

... ? Why the shame
Dude got to live out his fetish (well sort of).
Shouldn't he be happy about that?
I will never understand people at this rate.

Why delete the post but let an off topic thread up? I don't understand this place sometimes.

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Funny how cooldowns and the catalog killed combos entirely. I miss them.

There's been funny women, they're just old ladies are dykes.
Humour is a trait that helps supplement other things when courting people, so attractive young women tend to be very unfunny since they don't need to be.

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I feel like modern Cred Forums isn't for me anymore. The website has just changed a lot from how it initially appealed to me. I just don't know where else to go, nowhere else has both anonymity and an active userbase and has no retarded political edge.
/blog

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The SnK intro goes well with this image.

I don't see how you can even look at recent trends and think you're "taking back" anything.

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>mfw ill probably still check Cred Forums when im 50

been here since fucking 07, itll never end
this place is a very different place now, phoneposters changed everything

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LULZ SO RANDOM!!!!!! XDDD

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Don't listen to the fuckers, this shit is GOAT

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By all means user, make some OC and stop me

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>Or do you believe that creating the best images possible is all that matters?
straight from the mind of a mad man

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/toy/ was a mistake

I've been here since 06. Beyond some major changes in post speed and a decline of quality nothing feels that different.
A lot of it is nostalgia googles and the worship of the mystical oldfag whom was always better and will always be better than ye.

PUDDI PUDDI

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giganigga

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>neo-Cred Forums is THIS delusional

>do you think it is OK to break minor laws for photos

I don't see why not.

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t. Nu-Cred Forums

cockmongler

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IT'S FUCKING GRINMAN

Discord fags on suicide watch

I SEE YOU ALSO GOT AUTISM.

THAT'S GOOD THEN, ISN'T IT.

>>You can't it is a shitposting image.

You wish ya fucking simp.

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Artificial Academy 2.

DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY VIDEO GAMES
NOT ON MY FUCKING BOARD

MGSV hype was the last time Cred Forums was fun, I think the disappointment killed everyone's souls and now we are reduced to editing hats on /biz/'s memes
I don't know why I still go here

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based woop shooper with the chemo to cure soyposting

never stop

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It's weird how Costanza posting is still common but nobody says ISHYGDDT/I shiggy diggy doo anymore

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typing Cred Forums in all caps and sperging out is all neogaf refugees.

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I throw it into the mix occasionally. I usually save it for moments I really mean it though

BOOM

BOOM

CRASH

That's all it takes for a bandit to break into your home with intent to harm or kill you. Why don't you own a crossbow Cred Forums?

GASHUNK

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I swear reading this while having both a fart and inflation fetish must be the best thing in the world

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>I was in that thread
>that thread was 2 and a half years ago already

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Been here since cockmongler. From Cred Forums and Cred Forums to /s/ and /hc/ then Cred Forums and /asp/ until hero moot flooded /wwe/ retarded kids into /asp/. Now i go /vr/ then i realize 2007 games are considered retro now. Fuck everyone.

Someone give this guy his daily dose.

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this

>posting old memes like they still matter.
Memes need context and for most of these that context is lost.
You'd have to go back in time to a more innocent era where flash animation mattered to truly appreciate shoop da woop.

I'd rather see newfags try and fail to be humorous than this place be a humorless husk where everyone is on the prowl for "le trigger"

>2008
>Be a total sperglord lolsorandum
>walk up to my nerdy weeaboo crush at lunch
>quote this meme, turn 360 degrees and walk away
>lolwut.gif

>10 years later
>we're living together

Shit man. thanks for the feels Cred Forums

I don’t believe it

for a lot of memes there really was never a context. it was funny because it was silly, other people were doing it, and you wanted to fit in. look at shit like "fuck yeah seaking" or "jesus christ it's a lion get in the car"

habeeb it

TWINKIE HOUSE

HABEEB IT

Whoever's posting the autistic screencaps, thanks. Haven't seen a few of them.

>I'd rather see newfags try and fail to be humorous
Digging up dead memes from a simpler time just doesn't work.

>Jesus Christ it's a lion get in the car
I don't remember that at all but just hearing that it was a thing makes me giggle a bit.

It's the best thread I've seen in months, besides shakey-mc-hand.

>It's the best thread I've seen in months
What about pic related?

>10 year old meme
>Year old meme
>combine together

That was an unexpected hit to my sides

>mfw that sticky

I have feeling, in all the years I've spent and probably will spend on this shithole, that will be the highlight.

My results/responses over the course of a weekend would tend to disagree strongly

I missed it. Fuck.

>Try and fail
You're just going to invoke the old anti-OC notion that happened after reddit got big and 9gag was made.
Back then people were simply more talented and if they weren't they at least knew when something would fail and never tried to begin with. Making shitty OC that shows you fail to grasp the material was a sign of newfaggotry.

When 9gag and reddit started using rage faces/advice dog memes/ect one of the major factors in Cred Forums freaking the fuck out was the sheer lack of quality involving the use of those memes. That shit killed OC for nearly half a decade. Do you really want to destroy what little content has re-emerged since then by manteling the very thing that "killed Cred Forums"?

Fuck Yeah Seaking was considered forced as fuck in its day but ended up being remembered for some godforsaken reason. It probably actually had context at some point but that was lost early on in its life.

>Jesus Christ it's a Lion
Don't remember the other one but it sounds like one of the good old fashioned captioned image funnies that died out like all the other text-images from Advice Dog cancer.
>You will never see black outlined white impact font grace an image of an animal doing something funny ever again.

WHEN I WAS

Nobody had that user who plays video games irl by staring at the wall while holding a pencil and moving his other hand rapidly

Can anyone explain what that story means? I am not native English speaker.

Blow it out your ass

WHEN I WASH

the sad part is theres a chance this isnt bait

The movie "inception" but with fondling smelly videogame characters

>tfw I've been here only 5 years and I can tell how much worse everything is from the year I started lurking
It must really suck for you oldfags, huh?

Why did it get so many replies then? I don't get it.

nah its great, the newfags get buttblasted and cry about muh old Cred Forums like they arent part of the problem.

This is an English speaking board.
The user is claiming that he once owned a device that allowed him to enter videogames like Captian N the game master, where he would molest female characters in the game.
He then claimed the characters all smelled like shit and that the device was stolen.
Learn English or go back to Cred Forumsegrate

Do you have the Sleepytime chicken one from /cock/?

Oldfags are literally eldritch gods of this place. Most have ascended to great Gensokyo now, hallow be thy nameless lot.

Because it starts off with a silly premise and gets more and more specific with it, until you cannot accept he's making it up. That couple with the weird punctuation gives the post a surreal air, as if written by a retard or a madman.

>that shit stupid non interesting story got so many replies
It was either a samefag or you people are truly idiots.

A little bit of column a, a little bit of column b

I'd rather be an idiot and have fun

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Faggot.

I forgot about that. It feels it was like on 2010

Best shit

This guy gets it

Pachaposting was the best thing it ever came out of this board and nothing will top that

>tfw when I'm new but recognize a lot of old shit because I used to lurk /f/ a lot for some reason
Feels weird

That shit was fucking lame and was reddit tier after one week

>Muh Reddit
Blow it out your ass

>Muh

dumbass

>Everything I don't like is reddit
You are the reason why we don't have OC anymore
Kill yourself

>But Reddit will make unfunny versions if we ever have fun!
Blow it out your ass

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He is a fragment of that mentality and why OC has to be top quality. Cred Forums spent such a long time hating reddit so much for what it did with our content that all newfags learned when they showed up in that time was to hate everything to fit in.

The only way you'll convince them otherwise is to actually make something good.

>pachaposting
Dude, I browse imgur and I thought pachas were lame even for that place. You should be ashamed of having that pic.

Oh poor sweet jasonator94. Run away you sweet sweet child.

>Oblivion is now an /arguably/ retro game
>Half-Life 2 is now /absolutely/ a retro game
JUST

Pacha is good for a proper reaction image. It a niche limited use sort of thing.

teaching feeling

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Dude, lmao

Rapeplay

You again? What did I tell you last time, blow it out your ass

lol didn't read

Does anybody have a screencap of that one "people only make out when the noses touch" user?
I remember that thread being wild.

Continue posting contextless, unfunny shoops then faggot. Let's be honest here, memes are inside jokes and people like them because they're funny. "At least I told a joke" isn't a defense and doesn't improve posting quality.

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I feel you dude I see screencaps sometimes where ive seen it before but I never seen the screencap, then I realize I was in that thread

I have normie friends who know about loss and thanks doc and shit, its weird when you hear that shit coming out someones mouth in real life you don't expect

What's the largest amount of (you)s you've ever gotten on a non-OP post, Cred Forums? And what was the post about?

>You need to make top shelf content
Nigga I dont know if you just haven't opened your eyes recently but the bar for content on Cred Forums that's actually trying to be enjoyable/funny literally couldn't be lower. I've browsed the board and posted for ages but never made any OC outside of "draw us a picture" template threads before friday and I've managed to crash every single soy/open mouth thread that I go into by simply being willing to open up MS paint and make something shitty. There's no long lost secret to being funny that died with the old Cred Forums.

>Buh buh reddit will take it
And? Then you just make fucking more. The result of this place freaking out over Reddit is that more than half of the images I see here originate from a different site.

If you want to be a faggot, be my guest and make the top of the line OC you speak of. If you just want to bitch and contribute nothing to the board/site, allow me to disregard anything you're going to say you colossal faggot waste of space.

I WILL continue making shitty MSpaint comics for Cred Forums and there's nothing you can do to stop me you giant homosexual. I have received nothing but positive feedback until your overweight frame shuffled into the picture.


ON another note, an user last night requested Doctor Octogonapus from me. I saw a game cover that I thought would be a good fit, and I hope he likes it if it finds its way to him.

7-8, I'm not much into telling (or making up) stories and I try to stay on topic most of the time, so no baiting idiots or fanning the flames of an argument.

I usually get replies by setting unrealistic standards for a topic.

I got a buncha (you)s for saying there were no 7/10+ licensed tie-in games .

You'd get a you from me. Spiderman 2 was the shit.

I've been on Cred Forums for 10 years and I still consider myself a newfag.

Anyone who considers or calls themselves an oldfag is retarded. By the very nature of the site you're going to miss shit

Never stop you beautiful bastard

Install 4chanx already

My high score is about 24, I went to /cgl/ and argued that IRL women aren't real women, because fictional female characters have usurped them in terms of femininity and woman-ness

oldfag """""""""""""""humour""""""""""" is so fucking unfunny

>newfagX
Fuck off reddit

Alien Isolation

Enjoy your lack of options cuck.

Forgot venoms tongue

I agree, it's pretty stupid now, but you have to bear in mind that a lot of posters were underages back then, including moot, whose personality shaped the site
Thinking back, a lot of the shit I posted was really unfunny garbage

wtf am I reading
a few years ago, newfags were the ones who didn't have 4chanx

Discord is fucking scrambling

around 17.
I posted a furry drawing I did and everyone wanted source. Might have been a few thirsty anons desperate for the source

>I need an extension to make Cred Forums look more like reddit
f u c k
o
f
f

p-p-post it agin pls

EverQuest. Finish what I started

You should really pick up gimp photoshop. I found you can do some quality stuff with the same amount of effort you put into mspaint.

As opposed to what? It might be unfunny to you, but at least it was genuine. Nothing can be worse than this post-ironic cynical era.
It wasn't perfect, sure, everyone talked like 13 yrs olds on AIM and there were hordes of stupid tripfags like Toxic Jester and Lanced Jack among other problems. But I'd still trade those days with the present ones in a flash.

Nekopara

Cred Forums literally has a lite fork of 4chanx working now holy shit
you fuck off, you know nothing

The time I called people retarded for reading the OP wrong, then realized that I was the one reading the OP wrong.

Posts you don't like is not Cred Forums, faggot.

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I think one time I got like 20 replies from a blogpost where I explained the autistic part of my life in high school and how I used to draw a comedic comic about anal vore with stick figures. I also was one of the MC of the comic, I guess that's why everyone thought I was gay

That's a bit tempting but I genuinely want people to look a my shit and think "I could do that" or "I could do better than that".
I'm enjoying the act of creating and the positive reactions thoroughly. But I'm also doing this because I want to spur other people to make OC and to make people laugh again.

So you're the guy who inventing whiiirposting right?

Bless you it's one of the best nu4chan memes.

Around 12. Had to draw Switch tan on Doodle or Die. My humble question about the agreed design raised a 2 day shitstorm.

Switchtan should be WiiUtan in new clothes desu.

here nigger

Technically I guess, yeah, but I didn't start it since I despise consolewarfaggotry
Also, for some reason, I wrote my comic in excruciating detail about how there was an entire city inside some guy's anus, who the inhabitants referred to as "Absorbo, the god of anal void and dick absorbing"
Also everyone in in the city was a nigger with AIDS, for some reason, which is weird since I wasn't aware of internet memes at that point of my life

i had a usb that let me actually go into Cred Forums and look around
Cred Forums and /u/ smelled amazing but when i went into Cred Forums it really fucking stunk
the smell is exactly the same as walking into gamestop with 20 other men there, i had to get rid of the usb in the end. no i dont have any pictures

inb4 a shit load of replies

So you have big fingers on the outer side of your feet?

Holy shit if you're not bullshitting me this is hilarious and amazing.

Whiiirposting carries the spirit of what used to make Cred Forums so fucking good. It's just so fucking ABSURD. I also love that it makes fun of modern consolewars and kinda by extension modern Cred Forums posting where the entire goal is just to get everybody angry. I honestly don't think I'd have made all these edits if it weren't for whiiirposting already starting to shift Cred Forums back towards being lighthearted so seriously thank you.

>Spoilers
WEW LAD truly one of the greatest minds of our time. That shit is hilarious. Please use that for material. An entire fucking city inside of Sonyjak and it's all segajaks since PS2 killed the Dreamcast

Characters unrelated to Dragonball being treated like DB characters is my favourite meme by several magnitudes

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It's my absolute favorite meme honestly

This is the first time I've ever liked the soyboy meme.

>Cred Forums
>Good

Yeah Baneposting is funny right ;^)

Right

Based Big Sexy working the Cred Forumsirgins.

Is this Loss?

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>There has been a significant uprising of old Cred Forums
No there are just a bunch of people who remember old memes and post them for no reason other than to prove how much of an oldfag they are on an anonymous imageboard. You can lurk and post here for a decade and still be a dumb newfag.

I miss >ishygddt
I also miss the frequent usage of >inb4

>not missing comfy TFWNGF threads

I have the picture but in all situations that I'd normally post the typical ishygddt picture I use this instead because I find it funnier

>that cancer
>comfy
People used to laugh at those faggots
Then one day that stopped
I still don't know what happened

Of courshe.

why are waifufags so triggered when someone posts a fucking dog??? lol

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>being this massive insecure faggot
shiggy

You're a beautiful soul user.

>tfw this is the most amusing thread I've seen in weeks
I didn't know the cure for soyposting was shoop-da-woop. I never thought I would see that shit again, and this thread is dangerously surreal.

Do not insult the nameless saints of old. Their culture extends beyond your comprehension, newfag.

kys

It is a good meme.

Oh boy, it gets worse
You know what the worst part was?
I was Absorbo
I made myself an elder god of destruction that absorbs people into an alternate dimension through his anus, in my own comic
All because my two friends used to jokingly say I was gay all the time. It was like I was jokingly mindraped into being gay
More interesting facts about whatever the shit was in my mind while I drew that gay-ass comic(Which I think I still have around somewhere):
Anyone who didn't drink ultra concentrated nigger semen in 24 hours when brought into the city became a nigger with -3 IQ
The main character was a random guy named Carl, and this alternate dimension was called Anusland, and the comic was called "Carl's incredible adventures in Anusland"
Here's when it gets freaky, there was character named carlos who, as you would expect, MADE FUCKING PUNS, and like I said before, I had no knowledge of memes at this age
For some reason in the middle, it turned into a shonen manga with powerlevels and shit

Please, I hope no user in this thread has actually met anyone more autistic as a child than me, because I would be legitimately disappointing that my autism has been surpassed

Somebody explain this thread for me

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unteralterbach

Old memes, autism, and one man's desperate attempt to fight back against soyposting.

>go on /f/
>it's not uncommon to see decade old flash memes getting posted
Why aren't you browsing the best board?

>one man's desperate attempt to fight back against soyposting
Well, he's won me over

is there anyone who can defeat super cheese starved wererabbit techno-troser Wallace?

Where my '07 forever newfag boys at?

>make a random funny joke after 1643892 failed attempts
>proceed to repeat it ad infitum hoping for the same reaction every time

You're THAT fucking kid

Because the botnet overlords have already signed the death warrant of flash animations/games

Higurashi or Ace Attorney

gag

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>a fucking N*Gage
Holy shit

I tracked that thread down in the archives once. It's even more ridiculous when the guy was seriously asking and throwing around ideas with other anons.

Neither of those are me if you're implying their the person who makes the shoop da whoops edits.

>Japanese anime based website
>anime is a hobby picked up by incels because it's hyper-sexual power fantasy with perfect dream women.
>incels accumulate on Cred Forums
>being anonymous means less social stigma against sharing issues and weakness
>incels open up to each other about their sad lives and find a commonality.
>people stop laughing and being to feel.
It's not hard to figure out user.

Senran Kagura

This is the best thread of the year, I hope I can still see your posts in the next 10 years as we are here forever.

Never die you glorious bastards.

Yume Nikki to lick Mado's cunny

Oh my fucking god the first line alone killed me

Not even just DBZ, it's funny in general to see goofy squash n stretch cartoon characters interacting with super srsfaec anime characters.

One of my favorite screencaps

I posted a video in a ZeRo bait thread of him running away in Brawl and getting beat at the very last second and got like 20ish replies. Fuck that nigga.

you're over exaggerating. plenty of fags calling mods jews for banning obvious political threads and race baiting.

Remember this guy?

what game?

I think I saw that in the catalog but scrolled past because the controller was creeping me out.

He's like the embodiment of the hilarity that can still be found here on this website.
It only happened a month ago and it will be remembered forever. I wish it had a catchy name.

Don't do this guys it makes cyanide

easily my most favourite meme of recent

4 Goddesses Online, part of the nep series.
It's gonna be on PC feb 19

Are you the same god from the Bionicle threads?

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No but I browsed them, I fucking love bionicles

Can I have a link to the archive?

I've seen this before, something autistic people do. They call it "stemming".

I think it's stimming. I saw an image about it and got really confused.

What's the story behind this drawing?

pony thread simulators did 99% of the damage this site has suffered

Mega Man so I can do lewd actions Roll.

archive.is/bR7qS

This is the post that started it all.

in what way

Dragon's Crown

I want to be an adventurer in a medieval fantasy, and transform every monster in the setting into a delicious meal

>quads
EVERY TIME

That was great

Probably Corruption of Champions or a Fire Emblem game, so i could marry a Laguz/Manakete/Anna and live e fun life

Gravity Rush 2

This. Specifically, Peach Beach Splash.

A trait of HFA or aspergers that can sometimes emerge. It's basically entertaining oneself in their own head.
To manifest excitement or impact of the fantasy playing out in their head they'll spaz out, throw a gesture, run around, vocalize, ect.

The closest thing to it for a normal person is back when you played with toys as a kid, projecting your imagination onto the physical objects. The difference is stimming doesn't go away and is more of a ritual.
Everybody has fantasies but few take them to such an extreme where they have to perform physical gestures or talk out their characters to cement them. Autists don't let go, it's pure entertainment of the mind.

Because autistic people like videogames, some fantasize about playing games real or fake and perhaps manifest this concept by pretending they have a controller in their hands.

I know this because I used to do this until fucking highschool, I thought I was the only one who did it but then one day at college I saw this guy run back and forth almost ramming himself into walls vocalizing incomprehensible phrases that sounded a bit like lines from anime. I knew right then and there the man was playing out an anime fantasy in his head, stimming in public completely unaware that people were watching

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This what you're looking for?

Robf. Easy.

Fuck you for making me depressed user. I've been flapping my hands whenever I get excited by myself since I was a child. I was diagnosed with autism but making me realise the hand thing is related just cemented in my mind that it wasn't a misdiagnosis or anything like I sometimes think.

Just be happy you learned not to do it in public.

fucking kek

If your answer isn't an H-game, then i don't know what you're doing.
Most of you guys wouldn't survive in your favourite games anyway.

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sex would get really boring tbqh

I made a Random reply on a /sg/ (Syria general) thread with a really bad pun I think and got a GET. Nothing but abuse in (you)s but it was funny.

I got like 20 replies for a Robbin Williams pun that I made a week after he died

saying sex was better than video games

>the n-gage
I'll admit that made me laugh. You faggot.

The problem with Reddit and 9gag was never the low quality, it was always that they'd beat the same memes to death for years after Cred Forums got tired of them.

Their way of handling the 'quality' memes results in poor quality. What they did with rage comics was disgusting.

>old Cred Forums pretended to be stupid but was actual 20+ and highly intelligent. Most of the audience were actually succesful real-life leaders (in nu-speak: alpha males).

>nu-Cred Forums (also know as soy-Cred Forums or /vpol/) tries to be intelligent, but is actual stupid/edgy. Most of them are timid and desperate for attention (in soy-speak: omega males).

I don't see how that's a deal breaker. You can always pull out, from the game world i mean.

Krita is better than gimp for most things desu

"steambeciles"

my holy trinity right there

>Most of the audience were actually succesful real-life leaders

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kids these days

So are smug anime posters like yourself clumped up with the latter then?

An unintentional get on Cred Forums when I posted one of those bill-clinton-holding-albums pictures with mambo no 5 and other 90s garbage with the filename "bill revisits the classics"

Still probably only like 10-15 replies

Why are all of your opinions so terrible?

You genuinely should just consider suicide.

>Left foot on right leg

>physical gestures or talk out their characters to cement them
I did this shit past highschool up until my early 20's, but I knew it was autistic enough to never do in front of another person ever
I kinda miss doing it though

I still do it, but alone and while pacing.

Considering most plebs didn't use the internet then, let alone sites other than youtube/myspace, it's not far from the truth.

Honey Select

>that sneaky Mario shoop da whoop

I rock back and forth or bounce up in down in my bed while imagining stuff.

Fucking hell, he's so damn ugly.

It was one of the few good things happening that year.

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Most of us have been that guy, here you go.

Just Monika

basically what I did, pacing back and forth just talking to myself in character, then I suffered encephalitis 4 years back and I didn't have the energy to do it anymore

Ace combat.

Fucking kek

I've been on Cred Forums since 2004 and you are full of shit

like 10-15 when I LARP-posted about how Stardew Valley is the Dark Souls of farming simulators.

Congrats on all of your (You)'s user

Animal Crossing. Can't imagine a better fictional setting.

Dragon's Dogma
>you will never travel the world and slay monsters alongside a qt3.14 pawn who stays with you at all times

>Shoop da Whoop becomes popular again
>instantly hates the mainstream
>suddenly news sites from all over catch on to report it as a racist meme
calling it

Trap Quest :^)

here (you) enjoy it lad

Heroes of the Storm
>top tier waifus and bros
>nexus ensures I get cool powers
Man, almost makes me want to reinstall.

i can't believe that lolicatgirls stuff still goes on to this day

And I can't believe I still enjoy everytime it gets uploaded

>27
>been here since 15
>lurking and judging
>there's more than one of us

>pissing in an ocean of urine
this is the second time in my life I've seen this phrase used to describe a website. The first time was Facepunch.

12 when I asked a question about Org XIII's chairs

fucking kek
this is actually funny

Yes but people used to call them faggots even tho they felt the same way.
Since Reddit started and everyone started joining Cred Forums thinking it was an echo chamber for their mental illnesses and suddenly they're comforting each other and ganging up on people who just tell them to fuck off.
I guess this is a good example of community getting a laugh by pretending to be retarded and actual retards mistakingly thinking they're in good company.
I used to tfwnogf shitpost quite a lot and I stopped doing it because suddenly people started to pity me instead of telling me to fuck off

>That pic
youtube.com/watch?v=Qpsx-OWHfNc

t. virgin

No wonder you sound gay

>WTF I like soyboys now

user said "game", not visual novels you retards

>w....we own Cred Forums!
Fuck off delusional Cred Forumsfag

5 replies isn't even that bad user
but heres a (You) anyway

Wolfgirl and you

This makes my penis a big penis.

As the heroine or..?

it was entertaining, though.
Has someone else besides the author of the method actually able to pull it off?

Some ur a faget edit on a LOL thread probably

Reminds me of this

I've been doing that since I was 10, twelve years later and it's pure escapism at this point. I'm not retarded enough to do it in front of people, but it's fun to have an anime-esque fantasy world where I do cool things.

Skyrim

Sniff Argonian panties all day every day

I still get a chuckle from tile fucker

I tried his method and it didn't work

This right here. It basically made the board Cred Forums with video games.

I honestly might be the least pathetic person on Cred Forums

That's like winning the special Olympics.

I'm in similar shoes, been here since 2007 (I just remember a stupid amount of NANOMACHINES threads) and I was 15 at the time.
Never stopped coming here, never stopped enjoying it either.

Doax3

Someone rolled 666, and I replied to it saying those were unholy trips....while mine was 777

Mass Effect

More than 40 on Cred Forums
It was a stupid roast in a kabaneri thread
Sadly 20 minutes later my dumb joke was already on r/Cred Forums

I don't even remember all of my (you) bait trolls either flop or get a lot. But I think the biggest post I made was getting a sextuplet on Cred Forums many years ago on a get thread.

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Reminder that Chara did LITERALLY nothing wrong!

>go to bed
Thread is still up when I wake up
Well I wasn't expecting that

if only that didn't happen with the h-game threads. fuck whichever mod deletes those

Super Mario Galaxy
I'd love to travel across space in that observatory and see all there is to see.

SWG

>mfw I did this with legos when I was young

Tetris.

See also
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nirvana_(film)
docs.google.com/document/d/1nRSRWbAqtC48rPv5NG6kzggL3HXSJ1O93jFn3fgu0Rs/mobilebasic

It doesn't lack context though, it's a twist on the soyboy meme and exists in that context

I'm glad mods are deleting off topic shit lately and all, but it really is a shame they're also deleting the stuff that scares away normalfags. An h-game thread is guaranteed to not have many plebs in it, making for great discussion in general.

Dark Souls 2,i just wanna die in 1 hit and not see it coming trough shit hitboxes

well h-games are still games. And I have hardly ever seen anyone post actual hentai there so it doesn't in any way break rules. I just assume its one salty mod who doesn't like that people talk about niche hentai games.

what's (You)-worthy about that post?
is it about him having based tastes or admitting to being a manchild?
t. social autism

>tfw you end up in the censored version of the game instead of the uncensored one.

It's always nice to see the word "commieblock" used.

the latter, probably.

>censored version
I didn't know they had it on steam.

>2yrs ago
>Old

It's easy for h-game threads to go over the edge of SFW, is the problem. Nuking them before that happens is understandable.
But H-Game discussion on Cred Forums is different from the boards meant for it, it sucks they get nuked even when no porn is posted just to satisfy the normalfags who are browsing on their phone in public.

But user-sama, it's not on Steam-desu.

if the subscription doesn't matter i would unironically go WoW

>No one replied Sengoku Rance
You disappoint me Cred Forums

>stay up way too late laughing at this thread
>its still fucking going when i wake up

there may be hope for this place yet

>high chance of a bad end unless you know the game well
I'm not taking my chances

huniepop

I don't want to get mauled to death by an army of pandas, user, or murdered by rance for stealing his potential harem girls

s-s-sheeeeeit

I like talking about it here because it goes faster and you get a broader range of people then on /h/. And honestly what kind of people browse Cred Forums, let alone Cred Forums, in public besides dumb phoneposters?

I wonder if the different pieces have different smell, taste and texture

WHY CAN'T I FIND THE Cred Forums AUTISM
YOU KNOW THE ONE
THE ONE THAT BEATS ALL
SOMEBODY POST IT

I saw a guy with a burpnburpy shirt browsing Cred Forums on his iphone a few months ago.
I couldn't tell if it was IRL bait or crossposting ironic redditor, but it was disgusting nonetheless.

What?

I bet the straight block feels and tastes like jello.

>not wanting to shitpost on the go

What do you guys imagine?

>still posting that image of a snotty brat
just
fucking
ew

Pokemon. Not even because of Pokemon per se, but because they build themselves a nice, functioning society out there, and I just want out of this one.

Some other alternatives would be Harvest Moon or Animal Crossing.

No wonder I sound gay? You have no degree to "wonder" on. The woman in my life don't talk like how I do and there's plenty of male role models I've had as well.
Look, I'm not saying that "women aren't funny" as a fact and that's my entire point. MOST men enjoy banter and can discern the difference of pushing buttons to instill a level of trust in someones companionship regardless of particular views on stupid shit that you disagree with while MOST woman are on guard when around others emotionally and will take measures against it because they assume men think it's a 100% factual statement instead of a stupid analysis of something that's situational humor.

It should be blatantly obvious when someone makes an exaggerated statement like "White man can't jump", "Black man can't swim" that it's false in reality, but humor like this gets taken so out of proportion now that I have to make this entire post to explain my view like I'm doing a fucking essay. I still think the feminist movement into comedy (NOT WOMAN!!!1) was the downfall of comedy itself. I'm not saying all men are funny. I'm not even funny anymore and I'm totally aware of that, but dissect the humor of comedians (real comedians) before 2010 (only using this year in particular because it's a good rounded number and I'm not exactly sure when things had changed but I'd assume sometime around 2013.) and the modern humor. Things are still funny quite often, but there's a rising influx of this anti-fun humor that's almost childish in nature where saying a phrase "YASSSSS QUEEN" is what's considered funny now.
I don't think it's just comedy though. People are far too critical of the individual now and much more spiteful of those who don't mirror their perceptions of the world.

Don't take this as me being upset either, I genuinely just enjoy writing because I have ADHD and it helps lay my thoughts out to determine whether I'm morally in the wrong or not.

Let's not end the thread on a bad note, okay bait-kun?
Start the false-flagging redditor shit in one of the eceleb/political threads.

Anime-pokemon is one of the best fantasy worlds to live in. The mangas get edgy as fuck, not animal crossing comfy at all.
I want to kick ass's ass with a competent team and steal his pikachu's heart!

>ass's ass

The only way I get more than three (You)s at a time is through GETs.
It's pretty sad, really.

You're right, that won't fly in the anime world. Kicking Ketchup's butt is it.

nah, fuck you and people like you
templates are imageboard shit just by nature of being the best format for making/posting them
they aren't just magically "reddit tier" because they get slightly popular elsewhere. They'd never stay popular somewhere like reddit because they can't really post images, just links.

Was he god?

usually agonizing fantasies about the people around me dying so i can finally kill myself without hurting anyone

no but I am

Trails in the Sky.

>tfw Scottish and can't even yaaaass anymore without some faggot saying yass queen.
Fucking terrible.

hey stop pretending to be me

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He's not wrong.

Storytiming Bring Me to Ed.

I was every post in this thread. you cannot refute this.

no ur not

yeah, well then prove me wrong

i made one post so there is two of us in this thread
this one will be the second

well played good sir

Nekopara, definitely
Then I could finally be with my wife

Only good answer here. It's either this or monhun for me. Fuck all the faggots choosing waifu games.

>can choose to go to anywhere to live the rest of your life in comfort
>choose to go to a world that's constantly at war for the most stupid reasons