Japanese cooking game

>its a Cred Forums thinks they know anything about anything about actual fine dining episode

Salmon roe is delicious.

Sushi is a meme.
Jiro only got stars to pander to japs.

>this retard eats raw meat which gives food poisoning

lel

Bill it to the Corps, nip, OORAH

Good job, you just admitted your body is weaker than that of children.

Why do japs like slimy shit so much?

I used to think that, too. I like tempura rolls, though.

Yeah, like what kind of monster would put cheese on anything, ergh gawd.

kill yourself redditor

>just got wisdom teeth removed
>see this
>now craving not soup

For 30 hours before you unlock getting to do anything else

>that egg
Gross dude, soft boiled or go bust

That's all egg not cheese user.

Somebody didn't play Ore no Ryouri

>eating raw food
Have fun with your watery shit and worms. I mean fuck sake, you dont even have to cook it all the way. Just brown it. Anything is better than raw meat.

get a blender user

ARE THOSE FISH EGGS

>europoors will never ever enjoy this

umm sweetheart there's more preparation in japanese food than crappy western fried crap

Going to Jiro's is on my bucket list. I don't think I'll make it before he kicks though

Thats a big plate for such a small meal.

It takes 400,000 years of training in the hyperbolic time chamber before you can even SET the egg on that rice, pleb

Jiro's Nightmares of Ass Rape.

Chef is a fantastic movie. Not sure why it started getting used a shitposting material

My dad makes grilled cheese like this. They're so good...

>Your cinematography thesis was on grilled cheese?
>Yes
>PhD denied

Japanese """"curry"""" is pathetic.
Indian and thai blow it the fuck out.

>America

Oh, well...
My point still stands.

Fuck off, you're making it wrong.

top left piece in op's pic is salmon roe and is like licking the underside of a dock avoid unless you want to experiment

theres a similar one thats flying fish roe which is much smaller and tastier

No it's just shitty beef stew, brought by some bong and adopted by japs who can't handle strong spice.

Cred Forums - food analogies

American cuisine is perfection.

What cheese looks like that?

I don't know if there's just no good Indian food around here, but every time I've tried Indian curry it was horrible.

Now a sweet yellow thai curry with shrimp and potatoes, fuck, I could eat that every day

No, user, you don't know how to cook. What's your recipe?

Hi Murrica.

>dumb fucking Americans not even wanting salmonella xD

>not liking roe
Maximum pleb.

He's just an elitist who prefers it because it's the original. Like one of those fags who says real Italian pizza is the best when it's not.

>Just brown it

Yeah Thai curry is the best, hands down.

>It takes America to perfect Japanese cuisine
Truly astonishing

You live in a third world country, that is why you get salmonella from your raw foods.

I've had it at multiple curry house/restaurants that supposedly authentic and good.
No Japenese curry is just shit, has shitty flavor profile.

>sushi places everywhere
>0 fucking Tonkatsu

why why why

German curry is pretty decent
Southeast Asian curry is the most superior type
Indian curry are inferior including the Brits one

Jokes on you faggot, I would never defend America. I just hate raw meat.

>thai curry is better than indian cur-

jesus christ, favreau. It's just grilled cheese.

they love stuff that doesn't require you to chew much like sukiyaki, I guess thats one reason why their teeth are bad

>supposedly authentic and good.

Your backwoods Mexican Japanese restaurant does not serve good Japanese curry.

Soyboy

You're right we have better bread and actual cheese instead of flavored dust molded into squares.

salmon roe is bait you use to catch actual fish

>actual japs say to go to coco ichibanya for japense curry
>user says it's shit
hmm who to trust?

Indian curry is incredibly strong. My shit will literally smell like the curry when ate it.
Thai curry is the perfect balance of spice and flavor.

>Indian and thai curry
gross

>japanese curry worst curry
>japanese hotpot worst hotpot
All they have is their fucking meme raw fish dish.

Not you.

this fucking thread made me hungry. I don't want to heat up the oven for 1:30am tendies

Ramen is ok. Sometimes.

>eat indian food five days a week for 2 weeks
>start to smell indian

I fucking hate cheese

>go to sushi bar in the states
>check the menu
>everything is fucking loaded with avoicado, cream cheese, dipped in like five different mayo sauces, tempura friend, and then topped with flakes and more sauces

What is wrong with americans?

Deep dish pizza with slightly overdone crust is unironically my favorite pizza

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Soyboy.

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How

HEY YOU FAGGOT WIMPS, DRINK MY BILLY JUICE AND SUPPORT A LIVING GAMING LEGEND.

>when you accidentally clicks on /ck/

TUNAK TUNAK

go big or go home bitch etc etc

>PlayStation game
>it isn't actually a game, just cutscenes

Their unique dishes are good

Also wagyu beef

How what?

>touching your food
I'm okay with touching bread, but that is just disgusting

>doesn't know omurice
I don't think you belong on this site

I don't think I've seen a board degrade harder than /ck/. I mean Cred Forums is bad but modern /ck/ is the equivalent of Cred Forums being nothing but EA and Activision threads. 80% of that board is just "what shitty fast food are you eating today?"

Imagine being this autistic.

How do you end up eating that stuff for 2 weeks
it starts to permeate your clothes and cells

You sound like a pussy who prefers his steak well done.

Your point being you don't like cheese? Good for you, user.

I know this gets said a lot and has lost all meaning, but you might genuinely, actually have autism

Can restaurants stop making burgers like two fucking feet tall

>eating anything but medium-rare
I'm not a retard user

>wagyu ground beef is on sale at my local 'good' grocer
Its still expensive but I'm tempted to get a pound of it anyway, I just don't know what to do with it since its so lean

Work provides food and there is good number of Indian employees.
Shit's delicious so I just kept eating it. Here's tomorrows choices.

thought this would be another stealth Luo Dong thread

Actually user, that's exactly like I how my steak. Good on you.

I wash my hands every hour
Of course, when I'm in public I don't, but I hate when my hands are dirty
Also, it's not exactly every 1 hour

this
sure it makes it looks appealing to all those #foodie faggots but its very unergonomic for people who aren't Andre the Giant
that said Whopper is the pinnacle of burger ergonomics

>if we make our burgers 10 inches thick and serve our fries in a hollowed out rick & morty busts, we'll be the darlings of Twitter
>omg le cheesy bacon buster buuuurp deluxe now available at shitty failing bistro 1 month away from foreclosure
I'm proud to eat at McDonalds if it means more of these shitholes fail

Land of the free, lads.

make sure it's actually wagyu beef
jap wagyu beef cost a fucking ton,other options are good enough without breaking the bank

>I'm proud to eat at McDonalds...

>bukakke burger

>tfw wisdom teeth got pulled out 3 days ago
>been drinking nothing but Ensure drinks since

Fuck this thread is not doing me any good.

Why did they stop selling these?

I've heard that high quality Albertan beef is just as good or better in blind tests.

What kind of disgusting pig are you?

What happens when /ourguy/ Big Dog JWong meets /ck/'s guy Jiroshima?

Your hands must be raw

I think was drinking Boost, eating pudding and apple sauce for 2 weeks before I got enough courage to eat solid food.

The first thing I got was a combo platter of butter chicken, salad, garlic naan and some rice.

r8 my homemade sandwich Cred Forums

I worked at one, the chef who actually put together the good recipes left and opened up his own place thats actually decent. Since then the restaurant has tanked and their meme burger was changed since apparently the guy took his perfected recipe with him
I say let them burn

any place that shoves facebook/instagram/twitter plugs on their tables is a red flag

t.takes pictures of their lunches for likes

Fuck that sounds so good. I'm gonna go off when I get fully healed.

>claims he's not a retard user

They're very soft and silky

That looks good.

>Indian shit poster must defend the honor of his home shitting street.

>game allows for you to invent novel techniques

You guys eat too much fast-food...

That is the least appetizing thing I've seen in a while. Buy fresh fish goddamnit.

Looks kinda dry

Fuck you, I want fried onions on a burger.

Duly noted, I'll look into it. Any advice for recipes? One time I left grass fed hamburger at my grandparents house and they dumped it in a bland pot of old person chili, I'd like to avoid doing something like that

Why bring up Rick and Morty if restaurants have been making burgers like these for ages?

Do Americans really do this?

waste of steak
should have fileted it and seared is slightly on each side and put it on like a cold cut almost

easier for old people to eat

>those hotdogs in the back

>local bar & grill has great large burger
>leave for a while
>when you come back the burger serving is at least 3x the size

meh,i think wagyu itself is gimmicky
i've tried a5 wagyu before and it was pretty delicious but nothing to sink your wallet at
almond oil
sea salt and pepper
usually dont put sauce on it because it'll strip off the taste

>see stupid fast food item on TV
>make it at home but better
My favorite so far was the home-made crunch wrap supreme

>wisdom teeth removal
I did that once. Asshole dentist spent an hour beating the shit out of my gums instead of using modern techniques because the roots were bent. Spent two and a half weeks being utterly incapacitated and sucking down painkillers. There was no reason to take the damn thing out anyway since it wasn't impacted. Told the next dipwad who suggested pulling a wisdom tooth to fill the cavity instead.

>go to new york deli
>sandwich is like 3lbs of meat
>can't share it with someone without paying "sharing fee"
WTF

>live in Texas all my life
>always hear about In N Out online and from Califags
>have been literally physically threatened by someone from California when I said I don't get what's so special about it
>they start spreading to other states
>one opens up in San Antonio
>no one ever goes there so they mail out coupons for a free double burger and fries and drink to everyone who lives within 10 miles
>figure why the fuck not it's free
>fries are absolute shit
>burger is tiny, taste is about on par with fucking Sonic
>it's not even in the same league as Whataburger

wew

I have autism so only strong spicy indian curry with naga peppers or thai curry does it for me.

>"sharing fee"
What? This can't be a real thing.

I don't even enjoy eating
I just do it because I have to, so I don't really care about the taste

What the fuck is a sharing fee?
They make you pay extra to pass your sandwich to a friend?

You're joking right? Indians smell because of their genetics, it can't be because of the curry. Curry is just coconut milk and an assortment of various spices made into a sauce.

you have to have a severe mental disability to honestly think Indian curry is better than Thai curry
or you've just never had real Thai curry made by actual Thai immigrants with real spices imported from Thailand

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>year of our lord 2018
>there are people who has never been to champagne brunches

why don't you darlings actually try to live your lifes a bit

>sharing fee
I've heard stories about New York but that's something else.

EU....

Get out you mongrel, this is the stealth /ck/ thread

im from dallas, tx and i know exactly what you're talking about.
whataburger is the best burger

>go to deli
>surprised by jewish tricks

no user, that is not what curry is
curry is a mixture of spices, almost every country in the world has their own form of "curry", Indians also do not use coconut milk, that's Thai people

I hate alcohol

My armpits/sweat started to smell like curry spice.

Does anyone else know of the glory that is Checkers/Rallys fries?

Indian curry > Japanese curry > Thai curry

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I would refuse to tip if I was told there was a sharing fee. If everyone did the same I'm sure they'd quickly get rid of it

How do you guys even afford to eat out these days?

>get nip curry
>it's just basically flavored water
>runny to the point that it just runs off anything you dip in it
Utterly disgusting.

you do know you used the wrong sign right? > means the one on the left is better than the one on the right, you meant to use

It's something restaurants do in all you can eat or huge portion scenarios to prevent people from splitting a meal that could feasibly serve two normal people.

Typically seen with mega super-fuck huge "challenge" foods or places like those korean BBQ or soup places where you can order unlimited food to cook.

Indian > Thai >> Japanese

What kind of shit tier curry are you eating?

go for a non-sparkling option

Sweden go away

sushi is top tier gamersnackage
the fresher the better

I've been eating raw seasoned pork meat for 20 years or so and never had any problems.

Fuck going to the type of yuppie restaurants made to appeal to a mid 20s looking to impress a date.

This, lmao at all the butthurt weebs defending it itt.

>this autistic level of pragmatism

Sounds like the Grisiaia protag

Did you make it yourself? Since if you suck at cooking all curry can end up that way.

Do fish have feelings?

Can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy?

Ok, so what is in curry powder that makes the "smell" that can actually affect you?

>be a shit cook
>blame the recipe
jap curry being inferior to indian or thai is a different issue.

>year of our lord 2018
>there are people who have never been to a low country boil

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the fuck are you talking about? The reason why I like nip curry best is because it's the thickest

>a burger with wine for two
>$100
And I thought LA was bad.

>Soy...sauce...you say?

SPECIAL RICE FOLDED 6000 TIMES VERY HONORABLE. YOU PAY FOR MY SUSHI.

Lobster is overrated.

What's a champagne brunch?
A semi-fancy buffet?

>matzoh ball soup
Absolutely kosher.

>go to an establishment ran by jews
>be shocked when you get jewed

What'd you fucking expect moron?

i have feelings, user

yes

Ah, Jew York

Haven't seen faces this soy saucy in a while.

EBI CHO!!!

>dip in it

l
o
l

YOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>tfw order restaurant food weekly
>food is 20$
>tax bumps it up to 23
>delivery fee bumps it up to 27
>tip bumps it up to 30

Honestly wondering if I should still tip.

When did you realize this was the optimal hamburger size?

>don't care much at all for fish
>fucking love crab, lobster and shrimp
I should try out octopus and squid sometime.

Eating takes too much time

Yes. White people score the lowest on emotional iq test. Therefore are worst than gooks on saveragy levels

the types of curry they have is dependent on the type of rice they use
poo have crappy basmathi rice,better for shit such biriyani and flavoured rice rather than plain white rice
thais use jasmine fragrant rice,their curry aren't as thick and uses a less thick base
japs eat sesame rice,they like to be rich and flavourful

So does posting on this shit website

Shrimp isn't fish.

Reminder that curry is for subhuman pajeets.

t. chink

Why are /ck/ threads on Cred Forums so great?

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Nips are subhuman and it's only a matter of time before the rest of the world understands.

Octopus and squid are blessed my man, and squid ink pasta is heaven on Earth
t. been to Venezia and had legit pasta nero

>not dusting your ground beef hamburgers in a light coating of garlic powder and curry powder
do you even have tastebuds?

I was just musing about seafood in general.

Pick up the food yourself and save on delivery costs. And stop ordering so much food, you can get a decent meal for $10.

>vacationing in Italy
>order a pizza
>get pic
WTF

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Delete this.

>tfw waste way too much money on eating out
I should really learn how to cook.

ew gross wtf is that

Oh shit have some bryani

Why cook dogs though? They don't breed as fast as pigs, don't provide as much meat as cows, are a lot more difficult to handle since they have teeth and such, they are helpful in many other ways, e.g. seeing eye dog; so why eat dogs? That's just wrong.

You know, the meat would likely taste better if the animal didn't fucking know it was dying and get all stressed out...

That's why they kill cows with a thing that punches a hole in their brain as opposed to cutting their throats.

Just eat rice, beans/lentils, and some cheap veggies.

That looks like focaccia

>vacationing in new york
>order chicken gyro
>this thing shows up
WTF

>pickled herring
my nigga

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chinese """""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>matzoh ball soup
Are you really surprised they nickel and dime you

Not much different than humane societies rounding up cats and bagging them to the trash

I don't know, why do they eat literal poison aka shark fin soup

t. xing

hatori hanzo on the right

>aww fuck the croissant
This is like porn for me, especially since I'm keto

i've always wanted to eat an american chilli dog

They didn't even peel the garlic

Probably gonna get the bottom four, the bryani is great.

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>Pick up the food yourself
It's either that or throw away 7$ to save some time, eh?

>And stop ordering so much food, you can get a decent meal for $10
I just like to spoil myself with Boston Pizza food (usually Parmesan chicken or lasagna) once a week. It's not a lot of food, just tastes really good.

...h-hang on, there's poison in shark fin soup?

More like Seojun
Actually, what's the gook equivalent of Yamamoto or Takashi?

Those ones aren't that great, pic is good one.

>or you've just never had real Thai curry made by actual Thai immigrants with real spices imported from Thailand
Yeah those dirt people making it with their own spices grown in their own homeland's polluted soil is so much better

fuck off Bourdain you cucked shitlib

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t.onions-are-spicy

>it's good because dirty brown person made it!

>garlic cloves still in the skin

Because it is Focaccia.

apex predators in the ocean build up heavy metals like mercury, that's why pregnant women can't eat tuna

how does Cred Forums take their steak

Lobster thermidor is the best though
a very fancy buffet
i've been to ones in Dubai,Singapore,Hong Kong and Saigon ones
they're not very big in western countries
free flow champagne and crap,lobsters,steaks,tiger prawns etc
>have mild seafood allergy
>still down 6 tiger prawns and get tongue irritation
umm sweetheart we know that angel hair is the superior nero choice

How spicy do you guys like your food?
I can handle eating a raw habenero whole but it's honestly a bit too painful.

Hey it's Inflitration and Iwata!

Medium rare is the only way to go.

Kim.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A COOKING THREAD

we're well done chads here.

WHO PUT A BAY LEAF IN MY SAUCE. YOU WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER. CALL A DOCTOR AND GET MY HEARTBURN MEDICATION, PRONTO.

>i'm not elbows deep in vietnamese shits right now, this isn't AUTHENTIC ENOUGH

Dogs do well in confined spaces and have been bred to be able to live off a semi-omnivorous diet.

Otherwise there isn't a major benefit, most cultures that eat dogs started out of need and most cultures that eat dog are statistically doomed for failure for some odd reason.
I'd chalk it up to Chinese cultural medicine beliefs and superstition.

You learn something new everyday.

>go to seafood buffet
>see green stuff
>oh yeah I want some avocado
>get 4 spoonfuls
>friend at the table tells me there is no avocado on offer
>almost had a spoonful of wasabi
Why am I so fucking retarded, look how green it is

>a very fancy buffet
How much do they cost usually? Can you just keep getting seconds?

medium on normal steakhouses
medium rare on nicer ones

I will gladly eat anything above rare. I really, really like steak and the different ways to prepare it.

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Pretty much any ocean sourced fish is full of mercury and there's a real concern for coastal inhabitants to not eat too much.

You didn't know that? You should limit eating big fish and eat more small ones like herring or sardines.

I still dont know why people freak out about this considering all the other meat eaters

>thin pastas

Um I don't think so hon

Blue rare, please

As spicy as possible.
I hate how it always makes my nose run though, I feel awkward having to deal with that in a restaurant.

we've already been through this.

Like you could eat a ghost pepper?

>Oh maybe they'll do something interes-
>Bacon
For shits sake

I've never had the opportunity to try anything of that level, but I'd love to give it a shot someday.

>leaving the head on
Why tho?

they could have made it a fuckhuge scotch egg

The shit seeps in to your skin. Akin to how a smoker always smells like smoke even when they haven't smoked all day with fresh clothes.

I obviously peeled them

A little more meat with less effort

leaner pieces I'll eat rare while fattier stuff needs to be cooked enough to render that shit down, raw beef fat tastes disgusting

If it's curry or any sauce on rice, the spiciest.

Then I go through a challenge where I eat the whole plate without drinking water. Feel like it helps tone down the spiciness while making sure I don't bloat myself from the liquids.

Why do Americans do this?

It's a worldwide delicacy

Why do anons save these mean webms of animal cruelty

I went to one last week, 70 dolaridoos because seafood. Just go to your nearest casino. So many Chinese....

100 dollar is the min price of this,i think the cheapest one is the bally sterling brunch in vegas
the most expensive i tried had Dom Perignon Rose,shelled out 310 bucks for that
you can take how much you want,atleast until they ran out of products or reached the time limit (usually 11 until 2) though they frown if you overorder
my benchmark for champagne brunches are
Oysters
Seafood on Ice
Grilled option
Pasta station
Champagne (no sparkling wines or prosecco)
Cheese
ice-cream
cold and hot desserts

a healthy tip is to boil your burgers rather than grilling. it separates the fat a lot more thoroughly.

That's kinda disgusting for me considering we eat avocado as a sweet dish in my country

I know but if I'm paying they could at least take the head off and devein them.

Skyline chili is different from normal hotdog chili. It's sweeter and tastes like they added cinnamon. It's an abomination and mid westerners should feel bad.

Is this fucking satire?

>got a carolina reaper from an acquaintance at work
>by the time I worked up my courage a week later it had spoiled
I kept the seeds though, hopefully they'll sprout.

no worries, it's comped, my man

I'll never understand why people torture themselves with spicy food. Though my mom used to put spices in my mouth as a punishment when I was a kid so that might have something to do with it.

Poor americans are usually overweight. Its a combination of actual food being expensive and stupidity

because its uhhhh e p i c? duh?