Pokémon IRL

So Cred Forums, I asked a buddy of mine what Pokémon he would have IRL if it was possible, and he said an Arcanine. I said Gardevoir would be a better answer. Objectively speaking, who was right?

Neither, the most logically sound answer is Ditto

Genius user!

The answer is Angewomon.

Meowth/Persian is objectively the correct answer since pay day would be easy money.
No other Pokemon has any practical application that even comes close to it.

The right answer was actually Rotom.

The right answer is autism.

Any pokemon that can inflict sleep is practical.

To answer your question I'd have to go for Gardevoir. Aside from sexual waifu reasons I believe a psychic type would have more utility for world use than a fire type.

>any electric type pokemon
>generate free electricity
>sell it for money
ez

Let's be honest with each other though. Gardevoir is by far the most fuckable pokemon

I mean if there's no limitations you'd obviously want someshit like Arceus or Mew.

Wrong. Ditto is. Why do you think it can breed with anyone?

Your friend was correct because he's not a degenerate Pokéfucker like you are, OP.

Well neither the best and most rational answer would be Machamp

Gardevoir, Lucario, Lopunny, Blaziken, Delphox+Braixen are all of the most famously fuckable ones, right?

>not wanting pheremosia

I never implied I'd fuck Gardevoir

Wrong, Lopunny and Salazzle overtake it now

Being able to abuse their abilities? Probably a Pokemon like Persian for pay day for money, or Porygon2 to hack me money.

With out being able to abuse their abilities your friend is correct.

Yeah, although there are some other ones that only Degenerates go for. God I wish Primarina were real. Not even just for sex, she'd be my perfect wife who'd sing me to sleep.

Your friend is correct if you just want a bro. He's a big fluffy dog that will be your best friend, and he can also protect you from pretty much anything.

>forgetting goodra

Prima's cool i'd pet her fluffy eyebrow things

I want goodra to sit on my face and/or swallow me whole

I bet having a lilligant would be the nicest thing ever.

Her long flowing hair would be nice to run my hand through. I hadn't actually concidered petting that. I just thought they were her eyebrows.

Objectively you were right, you probably would want a Gardevoir, and your friend was lying.

You're both wrong. reggiegigas.

>Regigigas help I'm being attack
>Regigigas please run faster I really need your help

Where is her blow hole

>After 5 minutes turns into an unstoppable/unkillable monster
>Too bad you're already dead to whatever was chasing you.

I'd want a togekiss. It could take me somewhere happy.

I assume the Arcanine requires literal tons of food so I'd go for the Gardevoir, but maybe your friend is rich and likes riding horse.
Gardevoir is definitely better if you don't have a fucking farm. (This is all assuming you take it out of its ball every once in a while like any person with feelings)

Charizard, I used to imagine being a trainer running around with my charizard during long car rides while staring out a window when I was little

If your Gardevoir was a male would you still keep it?

user....

Yeah man
>not hypno fucking pokemon together with your bro gardevoir

That bird is fucking cute

Rapidash. It's a cream coloured unicorn that's on fire.

That or Whimsicott for fluffy happiness.

u plan to do her right ?

Regigigas was such wasted potential
>gigantic overlord of all the Regis
>has shitty stats and an ability thast makes him so slow he's dead before he actually becomes strong

That red crest between Gardevoir's breasts has a slit on the bottom, right?
There's porn of it too, right?

fpbp

Gardevoir isn't for lewd!!!!

Your buddy is a retard. Imagine there's all kinds of freaky wierd creatures and he wants a plain fucking dog.

You implied it simply by picking it
Your friend knows you wanna fuck pokemon now

Raichu because he's my bro.

Will this comprimise our friendship?

>too fat and big to ride on your shoulders
>not as cute or as powerful as a light ball Pikachu
BTFO

Depends on if he wants to fuck pokemon or not

I-I think those are her eyelashes...!

make a wish

Who doesn't want to fuck something or someone in the pokemon universe?

Ask him if he’ll dress up

Something and someone are pretty big distinctions.
Whatever dude, just ask your bro he wants to jack off with you to some Lucario, it'll be fine.

>tfw no haunter to play pranks with

>I said Gardevoir would be a better answer.
You just want to fuck it. Kirlia would be the better answer.

I'd fuck her fat bulb so fucking hard

I wonder what this bird is thinking about

if pikachu can talk now can all the other ones talk too?

>all the trainers in this thread wanting to fuck their pokemon

i want to fuck meloetta!

Didn't Meowth prove a long, long time ago that all Pokemon can learn to talk?