In the store right now. Dubs decide what I get. They have pretty much every non chink game post 2015

In the store right now. Dubs decide what I get. They have pretty much every non chink game post 2015.

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Pick up the most expensive Bethesda title you can find

minecraft account card

Marvel Infinite, lmao

NHL 16

go into the PC section and get Forklift Simulator

Y-yes sir.

Final Fantasy: Lightning Returns

Looking.

>tfw no dubs

Rainbow 6 Siege advanced edition

make a scene and get yourself kicked out

colonial marines

Even better

Do yourself a favor and get xenoverse 1 and 2

Forgot that thing exist

Good... good...
Now where's that copy of Doom for Switch

If dubs piss on the floor

This but unironically

DragonBall FighterZ

those might be counterfeit. the text isnt in english aside from the logo

Are the staff not bothered at all that some guy is wandering around the store taking photos of the games?

skyrim switch

Get a steam card and play Angles Fall First

They dont have that but plenty of other simulators

whats the big deal?

this is EXACTLY what I expected to see

Get kingdom come deliverance

Dont shoot! Its in the cart!

No dubs on Cred Forums except 00

Also get Undertale.

Pick up a copy of bau simulator 2015 my guy

Save your money for something worthwhile, like child support

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Stardew valley

Mad Max

Elder Scrolls online

DO IT.
RIP
AND
TEAAAAAR

Buy a PS VITA

Mario 64

Cant make it easy this shit gonna cost me money ya know

Get MvCI

starwars battlefront 2

Kingdom come

I preordered that collectors edition and remember seeing so many awful reviews a few days before it came out and thinking 'maybe I should cancel that preorder...'

I fucking should have

I wanna play Fernbus simulator 2bh

Bad Rats 2: The Rats' Revenge

FFXIV

Is it /fa/

The statue is fucking sick and absolutely worth the preorder.

1-2 Switch

?

Forget games. Buy an anime with cute girls in it.

It was a pleasure doing business with you, OP.

Preorder Dead Island 2

Buy an xbox one x

dooberZ

nothing

ok where is third reich simulator? I know you nazis hide it somewhere

>no dubs on Cred Forums
Looks like you're buying a PS3 game

dynasty warrior 9

Ace Combat 7

maybe I don't like it that much because I associate it with the mess that is Colonial Marines.

Or maybe it's that I have it sitting next to my Dead Space Marker which I like 100x more

fuck all these bad games. buy yakuza

What's the most reddit game in the place?

Borderlands, or Overwatch?

Any Hatsune Miku game.

This one

Lawbreakers

Whatever game is the furthest away from the entrance.

Dubs is disabled

Gone Home with a PSN card.

Jesus christ user. I may be a memer but even I can't stomach the thought of giving that game a sale just for the sake of a meme.

If there is a girl at the checkout buy Senran Kagura take it to the counter hold it by your crotch then whip it out like you are handling a python and slap it on the counter, look her in the eyes and wink while pulling the creepiest grin you can and say "One copy of Senran Kagura please darling" finish it off with another wink and rest one arm on counter while leaning in her direction

Interesting suggestion. Whats the verdict?

KINGDOM COME DELIVERANCE AND A COPY OF KUNG POW

Seconding

This, but do it even if there's a guy at the counter.

batman arkham knight for pc

This but with a Nintendo game.

Nice try, Todd. Nobody wants your shitty Rimjob game on Switch.

Ask an employ if they have any porn games and then buy paper Mario sticker star when he says no.

Aw hell yeah

I was hoping for something more. What's the CLOSEST to the entrance?

Buy several google play cards

How has there been no dubs until now, also get stardew valley

There is

Buy 20 ps4 pros

Because only 00 is on Cred Forums

Nice reflection. Get one of those batteries too.

Those batteries look high quality. Buy a pair of lithium ion ones.

Buy one of those shovelware PC games that advertise have 10+ shitty games

Buy 5 games Cred Forums hates

Buy a single Xbox controller and leave

Frankfurt airport sim.

What does Cred Forums hate tho
Undertale
Brap of the Wild
DDLC (probs not in store)
A call of duty game I guess?
Bioshock: Infinite
Mass Effect Andromeda
Fez
?

Buy 1 of everything in the store trips and it's 2 of everything

Seconding the batteries.

But an hdmi cord and a pair of scissors. Cut the cord in half and then leave.

Don't buy anything.
Leave Cred Forums and never return, make a life for yourself other than this useless hobby.

Alright OP. You gotta buy a brand new iPhone, or a used one if they got it.

OP here. They just kicked me out. Caught me taking pics of that chick at the register. Gonna head to Micky d's now, 9 decides what to get

Buy chrono trigger

This but ironically and be back tomorrow

number 2 4 and 7

>gets himself thrown out while also accidentally showing us what he looks like.

Good work op. Get a grand big mac

>what to get at McDonalds
Go to Wendy's instead you triple nigger.

good pics?

Buy PES 2018

Everything on the menu, super sized.

Well, post them, idiot

Buy Steep!

Don't go to, get yourself a beer and then walk to your kebab shop of choice while drinking it like a true german.

Buy a big mac but tell them no bun, no sauce, and no cheese

A Big Rösti.

Senran kagura

The security guard forced me to delete them. He also saw the 10 other pics I took in the store. Almost got the police called on me, they thought I was planing a heist or some shit

>dubs on Cred Forums
lol

Did you have to explain what stupid shit you were actually doing?

>the security guard's face when you show them this thread.

Bet they wouldn't have minded if one of those "buy an xbox" posts got dubs tho.

50 nuggets

Buy at least five combos, find a place to sit in full view of everyone, and just pig out like you'll die tomorrow and you don't give a fuck who's watching. Do it like the guy in this video. Dip your burgers in your shakes.
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50 nuggets is the correct choice

Order a hot dog.

Told him I sent them to a friend so he can research if the game is good

50 nuggets, and if anyone asks why, tell them the story of getting thrown out.

This.

get a happy meal you fucking manchild

Having a cig rn. Waiting for a 9

this but order two happy meals

3 small cups of orange juice and a big mac

N U G G E T S
5 0

Large coke and 40 nuggets with ranch.

Reroling

Just get 10 big macs

One of everything on the left side of the menu board

a winrar is you

and get a beer on the way home. Paulina.

got em

Oh boy

OP you better deliver

Since when does McDonalds sell beer?

Buy Xenoverse 2- nigger.

Haven't you seen Pulp Fiction?

Did you actually get kicked out OP or did you just make that up so you could leave hmm?

Maybe he just got hungry and instead of buying a random game hed rather fall buy some random thing on the menu

Best I could afford
>Inb4 OP is a fag
Yes he is

Plot twist: OP was in Austria all along.

How the fuck were you supposed to buy a game in the first place?

There unfortunately wasn't a physical release of Senran Kagura in Europe. OP can do it with Hyperdimension Neptunia though.

I wasnt.

Wow shit thread OP. You didn't even get ranch, you cretin. Become an hero and never post again.

They dont have ranch here

Wow, youre a faggot never come here again.

Then you make your own ranch.

I wish I could

Comfy thread, please take a photo of the establishment when you leave OP

You’re a fag, but I still enjoyed your thread, OP

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literally mix mayonnaise with the curry sauce and add like 2 packets of hausdressing and you've got ranch you stupid fuck

Rude

but smart

>There unfortunately wasn't a physical release of Senran Kagura in Europe
The fuck are you talking about? The NA print was more of a limited run than the PAL one.

Nice boots faggot

Thank you

good thread OP

He is german you fucking Idiot